Why is fallout doing all these stupid promotions without stupid literal who drinks instead of signing a deal with Pepsi or Coke to get some official Nuka Colas out there and make a super mutants weight in money? They’d make a profit just selling the bottle caps to fans, and all they’d have to do is slap a Nuka Cola wrap on a coke bottle, it’s free real estate. Talk about other vidja marketing ig
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>why are they making soda that might actually taste good instead of the most vile soda you can buy
All soda tastes like shit, I’m not talking about taste I’m speaking from a pure economic and business perspective the cost of making a deal with coke is out weighted by the massive profit potential. What is coke doing now? Putting shitty marvel PNGs on their bottles like any once cares about marvel anymore? Chance the name “coke” to “Nuka” and every Bethesda and Coke CEO can buy a thrid yacht by June
>What is coke doing now? Putting shitty marvel PNGs on their bottles like any once cares about marvel anymore?
That and trying to educate their employees on why being white is bad.
>All soda tastes like shit
Wrong https://poppyswildkitchen.com/homemade-ginger-ale-4-flavors/
>Homemade
Anon we aren’t talking mom and pop were talking soda, mass produced and addictive diabetic water
Wine, Spirits and Beer all taste like shit!
Haha, frick you! I can hate your shit adult drinks too!
Soda made out of real ingredients is like fizzy tea or juice. it's good.
I would buy them, drink them, and put the empty bottles on my shelf. would be so flush
>Jones
>literal who
>Mike Joooooones
You deserve a (you) for this, zoomers won't understand of course.
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>tfw too scared to call Mike Jones
does pepsi or coke even do glass bottles with caps outside of mexico?
Surprisingly yes, at least cokes do. But that might be because I live in the good old inbreeding part of the United States, and were very particular about Coke
Coke does.
Nah they still sell them in California, too. Mexican coke is also way easier to get here.
In my opinion it also just taste better, not sure why. Less microplastics which is great
>decent quality craft soda company that uses real sugar
or
>multi-billion dollar company brewing literal HFCS slop with phosphoric acid and flavors developed using aborted fetal cells
I'll take neither, mind you, but Jones isn't bad.
You can get your cat or doggie or fat children on a bottle too, thats pretty fun. Just mail one in.
Coca Cola uses real sugar if you don't live in a shithole country with absolutely no standards
Imagine having all the guns but zero will to use them (unless it's against your neighbour AKA cell mate instead of the government AKA prison guards)
What a joke
Why aren't they including these things in proper bottles shaped like the actual Nuka Cola shit
With LED lights on the bottom to make them fricking glow just like in game
Quantum, Victory, isn't there also a green one?
They could make a killing but the video game industry is GREEDY AND israeli AS FRICK at this point they want to spend as little as possible to make as much money as possible that's why MTX is in and DLC is out and if merchandise is made it's never high quality and if it is it's usually a Japanese company doing it because they still care about things other than money
>Nuka Victory
They really, actually fricking thought New Vegas fans were going to like the show, didn't they?
its in the nuka world DLC too, the target audience for this is the same people that love 4
Im one and i like it.
should i unironically buy some of these right now? reply to me with yes or no
yes or no
Yes, if I did it so do you. I may also get some of those Quantum drinks, mostly because I know they’ll taste like auger shit but I want to see how bad
I hate fat people
Got the Quantum and got this one, which should they do next?
Just regular old Nuka cola
Quartz
I only drink water and coffee
Because Bethesda isn’t interested in spending money to make money. They put in as little effort as possible to make a profit.
Jones is craft though, odds are each of those cost more to manufacture than what coke makes.
Yes but the Coke brand is more expensive to negotiate with and would most likely take advantage of Bethesda’s -5 IQ to frick them into a disadvantageous arrangement.
Be more fricked since Coke has close ties with Sony as well, now that Bethesda is owned by Microsoft.
Nuka Victory was in New Vegas wasn't it? That and Nuka Quartz.
Jones was good 15 years ago when I worked at a grocery store, it's probably corn syrup slop these days.