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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's merciless and unapologetic, reminds me of rippaverse shit. I'm into it.

    • 8 months ago
      Moose

      >He's merciless and unapologetic

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        daddy issues and capeshit, peak goyslop trash

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup, kino.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I stand corrected. good shit.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That guy laying down on the floor, whys he got cum all over his mouth?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's Mark, AKA Invincible. That's just his natural state.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was the first to fall asleep at the sleepover.

        • 8 months ago
          Moose

          That's his son, Mark. The one he's talking to is also his son, Oliver. Prior to this they fought a Viltrumite and Mark beat him to death but in doing so fell into a coma from all the damage he took. They were on an alien planet and both Oliver and Nolan were grabbing bugs to feed Mark so he wouldn't just outright die.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe, reddit tier writting

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw anime will never have this kind of kino writting because all they can write is overpowered teenagers and frick shitty adults

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          bump

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bejita did it way before that homosexual. Try again loser, anime has everything

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Bejita
            Dumbass zoomer

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean "Vegeta"?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weebs and westards who never look at the other side are always embarrassing themselves with their ignorance

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's his son, Mark. The one he's talking to is also his son, Oliver. Prior to this they fought a Viltrumite and Mark beat him to death but in doing so fell into a coma from all the damage he took. They were on an alien planet and both Oliver and Nolan were grabbing bugs to feed Mark so he wouldn't just outright die.

        I can't put my finger on it, but I hate the way mouths are drawn in Invincible. Not just the teeth that look too small, but the way mouths are shown all together. Genuine autism, I guess.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Might be the poor coloring, bad shading? it's not very good but it's not awful. Definitely seen worse promoted.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          its awful

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is a very normal opinion. The art in the comic kind of sucks. The show is more consistent but very flat and cheap looking.
          IMO the series’ popularity is entirely carried by the voice actors in the show

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they remind me of scout tf2

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is rape queen in the second season of the cartoon?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably not. She's also a veey very minor character. She marries a black guy from earth too.

          • 8 months ago
            Moose

            The first season was only like the first 25 issues, wasn't it? If season 2 is the next 25 then I think she makes an appearance to check up on Mark but that's it. She doesn't actually rape him until the issues past 100.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Depends on if we get Nolan in the next two episodes.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The show is moving at a snail pace at this point it wont rap up for another decade

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh nooooooo, a sexy tomboy wants to frick me and have my children, someone help me
          Man, some people just cant appreciate the little things

          • 8 months ago
            Moose

            He's the Architect's apprentice, he wants more cushion for the pushin', not tomboys.

            Just busting balls moose, enjoying Gaiden?

            Like I said, get Hong Kong to get it to me faster. I've been waiting a week now for the physical copy. The threads have me excited.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Without spoiling, it's very enjoyable. Really glad it wasn't a DLC. It's also my first Yakuza game on PC so popping open cheat engine has been a blast.

              Upside is by the time you get your game, CyricZ will probably finish his guide by then.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like how only criticism people can levy at Eve's dad is him being an butthole, even though everything he's said has turned out true.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's literally a walking version of this.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even know how people can call him a bad father after what Nolan did to his own fricking son. So what if he's ugly? So what if he's rude? So what if he's harsh? The man's got morals and speaks nothing but the trush.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I like how only criticism people can levy at Eve's dad is him being an butthole, even though everything he's said has turned out true.

              Only virgins want virgin partners.
              Virgins suck at sex, unsurprisingly.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Only virgins want virgin partners.
                Wowee, I wonder fricking why

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a virgin, but I have a big dick, so I figure that makes up for sucking at sex and don't care if my first partner is a virgin.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It'll get you laid, but you're gonna need more than just a big dick to get most women off.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Here's a translation, for those who do not get it:
              >"I respect that you see value in my daughter beyond her vegana. I couldn't see things that way before mattying my wife. You are a better man than me."

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Pathetic, subhuman, ugly, desperate, forever alone Ganker virgin can't fathom someone caring about something other than sex and making it all they yearn for in life

            Wow how not surprising.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is that a woman with short hair?
            >TOMBOY ALERT! TOMBOY ALERT!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Male rape thread?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the mouths in the show look better

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >RAAAAAAAAAPE

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the jawlines are ugly, it's why this scene succeeds at horror because no sane person finds these terrible body proportions attractive

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at this fatherless comic. Perfect for his fatherless modern era.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not everyone is fatherless! There is a market for normality! but no one has tapped it in at least a decade. And the ones that did got a pity GOTY instead of merit based congratulations.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's definitely too many single mothers for a society to function healthily.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we're supposed to sympathize with a character who kills millions of people without even batting an eye

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He said sorry.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they can be revived with the dragonballs

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh please, Ganker does it all the time.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct. Ganker always sides with the good guy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            People confuse fear and respect.

        • 8 months ago
          Moose

          He fought to defend Earth from the Viltrumites and Allen, was willing to put his life down for it, tried to make amends, and more. Yeah, he killed tens if not hundreds of thousands of people which he'll never be able to undo, but he also spends pretty much every single appearance afterwards having PSTD due to Mark and his wife's words to him.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't you have a bycicle to throw?

            • 8 months ago
              Moose

              Go tell Hong Kong to get my item to me faster.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just busting balls moose, enjoying Gaiden?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Without spoiling, it's very enjoyable. Really glad it wasn't a DLC. It's also my first Yakuza game on PC so popping open cheat engine has been a blast.

                Upside is by the time you get your game, CyricZ will probably finish his guide by then.

                Source

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                eliz_gry

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, it's the Ketchup-man

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              i fricking hate how blood is drawn here, it just looks like they're covered in strawberry jam or really thick ketchup

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please understand, Viltrumites are emotionally moronic.

            Because prior to getting sent to Earth he pretty much just wanted to excel at being a Viltrumite. He wanted to honor his planet, his people, and do his best to bolster their rankings because he was raised that that was the highest honor to be bestowed upon life. In addition to that, he viewed their job of killing those who resisted and "helping" those who prostrated themselves to the Viltrumites as morally just leading to him not feeling anything about killing planets of people since they rejected the Viltrumites' offer of prosperity and peace in exchange for obedience.

            Marrying Debbie and having Mark caused him to reevaluate his life because it gave him an outlook that was separate from the Viltrumites and started to cause him to doubt his mission. He starts to realize that humans and grasshopper people appreciate things the Viltrumites take for granted because of how short their lives are, what he once viewed as meaningless lives now have meaning, and it gave him a purpose separate from just Viltrum.

            Earth is a good place overall. That's the point.
            Which is funny when you see all the "what if superman was le bad" shitposting

            No, he didn't. Debbie was his first wife and Mark was his first kid, and it only got reinforced with grasshopper wife and Oliver. Prior to Earth he literally just worked for the Viltrumites in forcing people to accept their rule or die. Earth was his first time actually getting time to himself and time to think instead of focusing on the mission. He's also not faking it because he and Debbie actively make up and spend an entire issue banging each other and him apologizing.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              My hero.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >are you winning son?

            • 8 months ago
              Moose

              It's just a simple mistake.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Added to the show, his only deliberate slayings at that point were the Guardians iirc

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Added to the show
                and?

              • 8 months ago
                Moose

                Didn't he destroy a bunch of buildings during his fight with Mark in the comics? I seem to recall him punching Mark through them.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah he punches them into that city in the comics and talks about how the thousands of people that just died are insignificant

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              cant believe there are people who actually watch this shit, frick capeshit and frick edgy capeshit, it's even worse than normal

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              This scene actually fricked up the story

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it kind of does, its going to make it way harder for the turn around to not come off as silly

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think will be forgiven until waaaaaay later.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              What was his fricking problem?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's trying to make a point to his son (and probably himself too deep down) of why humanity is so insignificant and pathetic and how he shouldn't feel sorry for them

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ironically the fight between them is much better in the comic where he never goes out of his way to murder civilians, he just clashed with Mark and the ensuing destruction kills thousands of innocents.
                It shows both that Viltrumites are so incredibly powerful that just a fight between them gets countless humans killed and that resistance will only get people killed.
                In the show it's just "lmao look at how weak humans are, here let me kill a hundred just to show you what you already knew and understood"

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He really should've said the top line after the apartment complex.
                Going through this again, I'm surprised by how faithful the adpation was to just this one issue.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Forced to watch Thomas the Tank Engine one too many times when Mark was still small. Now he hates trains.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hate trans too and I've never seen that show

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, sorry

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              cant believe there are people who actually watch this shit, frick capeshit and frick edgy capeshit, it's even worse than normal

              honestly the scene isn't that bad of an idea but the way the blood and giblets just spew forth just push it to absurdity

              the show is just a 15 year olds idea of what would be a cool and edgy superhero story and you just kinda have to deal with that if youre gonna watch it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Personal relationships > 10000 people you never met.
          If my dad raped and killed 10 people but he was still a good dad to me, I'll love him anyways.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Remind me never going to your parent's house.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >not wanting to spend a weekend at anon's dad's rape dungeon

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Millions
          He's been doing this for hundreds of years, those are rookie numbers.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He's been doing this for hundreds of years
            then why does he just randomly start feeling bad about it out of nowhere one day

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Please understand, Viltrumites are emotionally moronic.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eyepatch was so based, he had a whole harem and even survived till the end I think.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Earth pussy and dick is just too good.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep in mind that there’s <50 of them alive at that point. They don’t know what it’s like to make babies or fall in love. Most of them have literally never done it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                True incel master race.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I forget, what was the reason they wouldn't frick each other to repopulate?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                They’re spread out far and wide to maintain the empire. It took a long time just to get two of them in the same place.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Plus IIRC Mark showed them that Human/Viltrumite offspring were just as/more powerful than just baseline Viltrumites, so it was faster to build an army with humans rather than each other.

                The Viltrumite/bug people are the end were weaker and only had an any kind of advantage due to their sheer numbers.

            • 8 months ago
              Moose

              Because prior to getting sent to Earth he pretty much just wanted to excel at being a Viltrumite. He wanted to honor his planet, his people, and do his best to bolster their rankings because he was raised that that was the highest honor to be bestowed upon life. In addition to that, he viewed their job of killing those who resisted and "helping" those who prostrated themselves to the Viltrumites as morally just leading to him not feeling anything about killing planets of people since they rejected the Viltrumites' offer of prosperity and peace in exchange for obedience.

              Marrying Debbie and having Mark caused him to reevaluate his life because it gave him an outlook that was separate from the Viltrumites and started to cause him to doubt his mission. He starts to realize that humans and grasshopper people appreciate things the Viltrumites take for granted because of how short their lives are, what he once viewed as meaningless lives now have meaning, and it gave him a purpose separate from just Viltrum.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Marrying Debbie and having Mark caused him to reevaluate his life
                Why? he's literally done the same thing time and time again. It doesn't make any sense for him to just suddenly change his mind.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Earth is a good place overall. That's the point.
                Which is funny when you see all the "what if superman was le bad" shitposting

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                No he didn't, he never once had a real family of his own

              • 8 months ago
                Moose

                No, he didn't. Debbie was his first wife and Mark was his first kid, and it only got reinforced with grasshopper wife and Oliver. Prior to Earth he literally just worked for the Viltrumites in forcing people to accept their rule or die. Earth was his first time actually getting time to himself and time to think instead of focusing on the mission. He's also not faking it because he and Debbie actively make up and spend an entire issue banging each other and him apologizing.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                how fricking sòy lmaoooooo
                imagine seething over pic related and then finding that shit the kinoest thing ever

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He really look like Billy Batson here.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              He really does, weird.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The show made it so much worse that I have no idea how they’ll pull off the redemption arc

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I have no idea how they’ll pull off the redemption arc
            they won't pull off shit, they'll just expect everyone to accept his redemption with absolutely zero reason

            this show is entirely populated by moronic low IQ normies afterall, literally the ruck and morty of capeshit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's obviously inspired by greek mythology. omni man is the zeus that learned to love humanity and learn human morals.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a character who kills millions-
          To save BILLIONS

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          American morality for ya

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rent Free

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              the rent you pay your government israelites is absolutely not free, schlomo

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          humans are like ants to him. pitifully weak, pitifully short lives and severely unadvanced

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are a on a board of third-worlders who think Vergil, Stalin, Xi Jinping, Thanos, Satan, Kim Jong, Darth Vader and generic anime character who shoots ki are “based and redpilled.”

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So is it ever explained why these aliens just so happen to look exactly like humans?
        Not that it matters that much, but that also bothered be about Superman

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a comicbook: the real question is why is every sentient creature a bipedal humanoid

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Easier to draw

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally a central plot point that the two species just so happen to be so genetically similar that Viltrum can use Earth as a breeding camp and they've been scouring the Galaxy looking for another species like that.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        man the tv show trashed omnimans character hard, wtf

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          that is after several character arcs dude
          just wait

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But he’s so old

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go shill somewhere else eric

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, Vito.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    But he’s so old

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He won't age any more than that in your pathetic short human lifetime.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when the interdimensional traveling bull is HIV positive

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wowie zowie! Wooaaaaah!

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >instantly mogs all the tryhard rice clit characters without even trying

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are concerts actually cool like this? I've never been to one.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        LMFAO.....uhhhh yeah? They're fricking awesome. Why do you think so many people go to them all the time? What a fricking loser. How have you never been to a concert before?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just like, emo and metalcore shit in basements, never been to a real show. The crowds kind of scare me away. I've seen enough mass murder to know I shouldn't go to those locations.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you being such a little b***h to him?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >female friend just starts laughing at him
      Manletbros...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's something I can't stand about that shirt

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        which one?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He just helped Superchink to fly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that guy picking the caped dude up is ALL on his dick when he flips him over wtf

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was kinda gay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was more stupid than gay. Chad is lucky he didn't get conked on the head by that guy's folding legs.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >love impulses leading to stupid actions
          kinda gay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was more stupid than gay. Chad is lucky he didn't get conked on the head by that guy's folding legs.

        >gay

        He actually IS gay. Look up his name.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He actually IS gay
          Damn. So much for being a chad

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You act like there can be no such thing.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gays can't be chads

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Speak for yourself.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They leaned into the Tom Sellack aspect of his design a bit more.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    His son is hotter

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No his son is invincible.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      His son also gets raped at one point. Hot.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't get raped by a woman.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you can, they'll blackmail you and shit. In today's society women kind of get a free pass in everything. harassment, interpersonal torture and financial foul play. Rape is part of their package. That said, I'm not gay yet so, whatever. Women are awful but they got a pussy and I love that shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong, but mark shouldn't have been able to have been raped by her. He was a viltrumite and had a lot of combat under his belt by this point. He also defended her afterwards, he unironically was asking for it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't get raped by a woman.

        >son gets raped by a buff, dommy viltrumite mommy
        NICE

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        post it

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its the mustache. Without it no one would even blink at him.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jacked
    >Tom Selleck moustache
    >Voice by JK Simmons
    >Caked

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is superman was...le evil
    who comes up with this slop?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was one of the first to do it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, invincible started in the early 2000s.

        It's been happening since long before you existed.

        yeah, and? i refuse to watch this or the boys because of the moronic premise alone. i bet the writers of these are the same ones who think batman is actually a secret fascist and superman is an aryan ubermensch and therefore problematic

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, honey, this has been a thing since the mid-to-late-1900s.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Batman is openly fascist

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf i love batman now

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right when talking about The Boys but Kirkman the writer of Invincible played it pretty straight, he isn't the best writer but you can tell Invincible is more of a love letter to capeshit than a critique. The things it parodies are more out of observation or fun than pettiness or hate for the genre. At least in the comic, the show has a different vibe.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          but Superman was created by 2 israelites that believed in the german ubermensch concept before the 2nd world war hit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Boys is purposefully turbo-edgy. Invincible is edgy too but it’s more of a long running family drama than a cringefest contest of who can be edgiest. That’s not to say it’s amazing, I just hate The Boys.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >turbo-edgy
            >racist israelitess says "black piece of shit" instead of "Black person"
            it's pretentious and turbo-woke garbage
            don't know about comics, though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah, and?
          Concession accepted.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right when talking about The Boys but Kirkman the writer of Invincible played it pretty straight, he isn't the best writer but you can tell Invincible is more of a love letter to capeshit than a critique. The things it parodies are more out of observation or fun than pettiness or hate for the genre. At least in the comic, the show has a different vibe.

          this

          invincible just rolls with it, it doesn't wants you to see that we live in a society

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, invincible started in the early 2000s.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been happening since long before you existed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Immortal is the superman character.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone that has a cape and wears a body suit is superman.

      Haha ok Black person.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually What if Goku Was Evil.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman was initially a villain character in the 30s, moron.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is that character for the guys and girls(male) with daddy issues right?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like this Omni-Man model. The face is a little bit too tall/long instead of being a bit more squat and Omni-Man's sole defining facial feature outside of his moustache from the show is his prominent cheekbones which are not in this at all
    basically it just doesn't look like him
    thank god they at least got JK Simmons to save it. Makes me sad that they're being really cagey when it comes to confirming if Antony Starr is going to voice Homelander so it's probably not happening

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's dadmaxxed as frick simple as

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Invincible
    >can't win anyone

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's got vegeta syndrome most of the time.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you lack a father figure.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Omni-Man... how much do you love your son?"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Burori-dono, please spare my son, I'll offer you every Viltrum woman as concubine

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Omniman doesn't have the authority to make such a deal

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Technically he is the real heir to the throne.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          he does though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Saiyan son with Viltrumite longevity and ability to traverse space
        This would have to be the most wildly OP DBZ character

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cell had all that and he jobbed

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because he’s not a woman in a modern AAA game

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's the mustache

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Battle Beast is better.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >local street tier thug hires one of the strongest fighters in the universe

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They promised him a good fight, that’s all he asks for and boy does he get it elsewhere

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a porn actor

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Robot did nothing wrong and the writing goes out of its way to justify what they did to the point it makes the good guys feel unlikable

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    alright i watched the show, why is everyone except omniman is so fricking ugly? even his wife looked like shit compared to him.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has a moustache that commands respect.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anissa did nothing wrong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She got blacked.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    where is his porn?

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like I imagine most Chuds who post here, although not as muscular.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he has a fat ass and a juicy bulge but he's ugly in 3D
    Johnny Cage and Kenshi continue to mog the roster it seems

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick is JK Simmons cool with voicing Omniman and John Cena will do Peacemaker but Antony Starr is too good to voice Homelander in a vidya game?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he just has a generic voice like the progressive box or jerry from rick and morty

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He won't? I can't imagine its a "too good" thing, wonder if its a scheduling conflict, like he's off filming the next season of The Boys or something?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        His social media response to if he's voicing Homelander was just "Nope". No fluff like, saying its scheduling issues or something.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's hard to read, yeah. It could be that he hasn't been asked, scheduling conflicts, or he's in some sort of fight with Netherrealm over rights/pay etc Really its impossible to know, but maybe someone will ask for more details and he'll either provide them , say that he can't, or something else.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      JK Simmons loves doing voice acting, I guess at that age you'll just want to be busy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was probably due to the strike or Starr just didn't want to do it
      Simmons had all his lines recorded before the game released as he was the first DLC character, plus he's done a ton of VA work so it was probably really easy to get him into the studio and John Cena is owned by WBD so they can get him anytime.

      maybe they could get him now that it's over but who knows, especially if he just doesn't want to do it.

      in MK11 Stalone voiced Rambo and Weller voiced Robocop but for some reason they had to go with an impersonator for Terminator

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably busy or doesn't care enough about video games to Starr in one

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is this guy even in the game to begin with, isn't he also just another LE EVIL SUPERMAN!!! character?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They ran out of 80s action heroes or slasher villains.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean you still have Pinhead, he would fit right in

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's more of an emotionally stunted and b***hy Superman with mommy issues
        not evil, just moronic

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          also he's weak as shit
          he can literally be hurt by anyone with slight super strength and the fact that the AOC knock off can literally blow his head up at any moment is lame.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats Homelander not Omniman

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because something something capeshit is the theme of dlc characters this time around and he's another popular capeshit character

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's more like Bardock/Raditz if they had been their with Goku from the start and be somewhat like Bejita since he grows an attachment to Earth and has a redemption arc. The setting itself is more akin to Superman than Omniman himself since it's just a world filled with capeshitters

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because Death Battle put Omniman against Homelander in a one sided fight.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They need a character that's an even bigger joke than Johnny Cage

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You literally explained it. Guys whos schtick is killing and splatter are good in MK.

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you didn't have a great relationship with your father

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not the looks, it's his voice.
    JK Simmons and DC Douglas can make anyone sound hot.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DC Douglas can make anyone sound hot
      homosexual

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuz he is DILF

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How long do you need to work out for this body?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Long time.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A long time+ a healthy diet but it should be noted that it's mostly gay men that work to be built like that

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's got chad Viltrumite genes. THey literally kill off the weak ones

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it obvious?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait for Omniman to become the designated MK cumdump with that dumptruck ass

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much weight can Omni-man's foreskin hold?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Four skins.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maaaark, sweetheart
    THIS ALIEN BUGPUSSY GOT ME QUESTIONING MY LOYALTY TO VILTRUM

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thragg went wild for that bug pussy.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is Ganker really that bad or something?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not called Gankermblr for nothing
      some homosexual there legitimately thought eve's father was the worst person in the show

      you know, not the guy who put his son through a subway

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont give a shit about cartoons and comics i was just being a cheeky c**t about this being the wrong board for this thread

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    white
    male

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy grail

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can Asura solo him?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      easily

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mark you don't understand the mantiussy will drive a human man or a viltrumite mad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets it on with an asian
      >fricks a space bug
      Good to know he has a type

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that story arc where an evil dinosaur scientist glasses las vegas because the main character is convinced he is helping the planet
    >could have converted the desert around it instead

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's almost like capeshit is fricking stupid by nature and you need to turn off your brain to enjoy it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dinosaurus did nothing wrong.

    • 8 months ago
      Moose

      Dinosaurus could have saved the planet, you just don't understand his genius.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost like Las Vegas is a shitty resource dump

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Las Vegas is the most efficient city on the planet. It's full of degenerates, but the logistics and infrastructure are wondrous.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A M A Z O N R A P E

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      GIWTWM

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if he got hard, he liked it, simple as

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go chemically mutilate boys elsewhere, groomer

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        In my experience, this is true. My penis won't get hard for women I don't actually want to have sex with.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's weird, if the roles were reversed I'd be disgusted.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s because she’s hot, she looks like a ugly lesbian earlier on but when the time came for rape they made her really attractive, make your mind up

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No chilll geez.
          Will they animate her checking out Mark's butt?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          In that pic she looks prettier than his mom and I'd still frick the shit out of his mom.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'd be even more horny
        Kinda gross tbh senpai.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s because she’s hot, she looks like a ugly lesbian earlier on but when the time came for rape they made her really attractive, make your mind up

        Same reason people fap at the ending of F.E.A.R. 2.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't like rape
        that's so gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NO DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME, DON'T USE YOUR TIGHT PUSSY TO MAKE ME HAVE AN ORGASM. WHAT WOULD MY GIRLFRIEND WHO ABORTED MY CHILD THINK?!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nooo don't empty my balls inside your tight wet pussy nooo don't make my penis hard with your huge bare breasts and hot bodyyy nooo

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all these morons saying muh evil superman
    It's pretty clear on an is what would happen if Zodd was sent to earth by the Kryptonians

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was a thing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trying to guess the superhero names of the Avengers
      >just calls Luke Cage Black-Man

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The blue Principal Lewis twins are the only good characters in the show

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    because you want to frick your dad

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any superman storys like this?
    With krytonian actually surviving and maybe raping and breeding superman?

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