Why is no one buying the Steam Deck? His life goal has always been to surpass Nintendo and you homosexuals aren't helping him. Why?
Why is no one buying the Steam Deck?
Why is no one buying the Steam Deck? His life goal has always been to surpass Nintendo and you homosexuals aren't helping him. Why?
Has he played a single videogame
he has over 12k hs of dota2
Bet you anything the vast majority of that is idling and spectating
(this is almost 10 years ago)
That either proves me right or aids in co firming that I was right.
I tried but apparently I have to wait an entire year to help him, so it's not my fault.
>Linux
>Scalped to death
>Not just getting a fricking laptop
because of that time he said that PC gaming is dead and consoles are the future
God I wish nobody was buying it so I could get mine sooner
Waiting for Deck 2
I'll wait when they're a dollar + shipping like the steam controller and link.
What a steal that was, wish I was smart enough to buy a second. Love me Steam Controller.
-sent with my Steam Controller
>Already making a new version of it
Really makes you think?
I want to get a tablet pc like that
but not with 2 hours of battery time
>Why is no one buying the Steam Deck
Wasnt it out of stock? People buy gpus and consoles for 3x its price so there's no way price is an issue for the deck
>There's a wait list to get a Deck
>Also, no one is buying the Deck.
Look at the actual sales numbers, geniuses.
A wait list implies people are buying it moron, I don't care about sales.
You're dumb. If sales were higher they could afford to ramp up production and a wait list wouldn't be an issue. Waitlists are for low-demand, high-input products. Learn 2 economics.
>they could afford to ramp up production
Not even him but you literally live in time where you can't even get enough raw material to supply enough grain and baby formula. Ramping up production means frick all if the global trade of raw materials is fricked.
They just said they doubled production
They announced doubling of production, stupid frick.
Doubling from a pretty low baseline still means low production, relative to what they were hoping for. They have not even come close to hitting sales targets.
>sales targets
They have barely processed two hours from the first day of reservations for US 512 and they're only comment was that they were overwhelmed by the demand. What the frick are you smoking?
This guy is right.
If your steam gay deck is really selling so well, they would ramp up the production and have shops putting it on the shelf.
If your steam moronic deck is really selling so well, they would expand the business and start selling at more countries. Currently I still can't order one in mine.
Can’t think of any PC games I would want to play on an overweight handheld with a 7 inch screen.
It's a 2 year waiting list lol literally suffering from success
If no one were buying it then I would have one by now. Instead I've been waiting a year and only now is my number supposedly being called sometime this quarter. Stupid.
>His life goal has always been to surpass Nintendo
Since when?
since yesterday
Oh?
I missed any interview. Mind linking, would be cool to watch when I wake up.
i dont need portability for something i dont want to take outside
>buying anything from the console kiddie shit Facebook social media of PC gaymin
What are you talking about? Every Ganker homosexual swear they own one of the less than 100k shipped black bricks
Cause he is a digital only drm pushing fat homosexual and i hope he falls one day and cant get himself off the floor.
Dumbfrick FedEx damaged my package and now it's stuck in Pending Delivery Date.
Buying this fricking stupid thing has been a nightmare.
>His life goal has always been to surpass Nintendo
nintendo still makes games at least
more like steamed dreck
Good frick him
Also shilling
Mods do your job
song of a b***h cant even play a vn
I just paid for mine.
>nintendo
You won't surpass this juggernaut but at least valve isn't as terrible of a company
>isn't as terrible of a company
They are worse, they censor and ban japanese games dumb bootlicker
They can't censor and ban japanese games off the fricking pc you dumb motherfricker
Nintendo absolutely controls what can be played on a switch
>they censor and ban japanese games
Black person there are literally daughter wife e-girl hentai games on Steam.
Valve's goal with the Steam Deck was never that. Heck, we don't even know what the threshold of the Steam Deck selling is needed to become a success in Valve's eyes because only they know internally what it is and they are a private company with no shareholders so good luck ever getting a number outside of maybe hitting a threshold like 1 million or something.
Everyone but Sega surpassed Nintendo a long time ago.
Nintendo has yet to release a console as good as the Dreamcast.
>Nintendo has yet to release a console as good as the Dr-
>Ganker will unironically defend the hardware moronation of Nintendo
>then make fun of Sega in the next sentence.
It's still on the "Top Sellers" on Steam
Because frick that fat piece of shit.
So sick of you people sucking him off.
>On backorder for 3 months minimum
>No one buying
>Why is no one buying the Steam Deck?
Is this bait?
how hasn't he surpassed nintendo by now?
That lazy bastard will never surpass anyone.
I wish I could buy a Steam Deck
I have the money, but it's not available in my shithole country