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Canonically
>frick all Kalos women
>pedophile
>pokephile
Calem is so based...
Acerola and Hapu are mature women with petite bodies. Calem is like seventeen.
Those two girls are the paedo groomers here
Acerola is 19 at best
And Calem is only 17 which make him illegal in Burgerland
only in some parts of nascarland, and it can still be legal if they have a close age exception to the rule
19 on 17 isn't pedophiliac at all to me tbh
I heard that there were some cases across the country that hint otherwise. A 18yo guy was charged in prison because he hanged out with his 17 years and 11 months old girlfriend. Laws are taken literally no matter how dumb or ridiculous it sounds
In some areas
But I still laugh that I'm almost 30 and fricked 18 year olds but a 20 year old is seen as a child molester for having sex with a 17 year old. This country is moronic
>fricked 18 year olds
its kind of funny watching older women and some older men on social media try to pull off all kinds of mental gymnastics as to justify why that's still not ok and that the 18-20 year old, legally consenting adult is still a child and that you are still wrong to be with them if you are more than a handful of years older than them
old women are just bitter that they spent their peak fertility and attractiveness years sleeping around and have nothing to show for it except alcoholism and an SSRI prescription
Illegal + illegal cancels the law so they become legal
17 is legal in most states
>Canonically
proofs
/ourguy/
>Acerola
>not an old hag
She's like an undead 80 something year old ghost.
>Legal e-girl
Am I supposed to complain
>Granny midget
>Ghost girl
Try again
>Headcanon
Why is Calem always the one associated with coomer related stuff?
He's the older MC, so artists are more comfortable to draw him and hopefully avoid less backlash from Twitter moral army
That makes a lot of sense.
>nips
>giving a flying frick about western sphere most of the time
>Twitter moral army
I refuse to consider any troon-infested NPC hive harbouring actual IRL pedos to ever have a legitimate moral high-ground over my appreciation of 2D dicky at any given moment
French
He’s French, the only bigger perverts are Southern Californians and Swedish.
>over 900 species and many different forms of wildly different and exotic pokemon
>settle for humans
Whatever female creatures is a better option than grannies
Those are all male, minus florges
And Xerneas
>Blatant dogfricker
A raccoon-dog fricker actualy
Hot
>Wanting to frick a black gir
Go back to Discord.
How does one explain to an amerimutt the fact that dark skin doesn't promptly mean black people?
You don't. Poor education does that too a country.
literally impossible
Cringe
She is packed
>works/35806747
The Ebony and Ivory Gaming Sex Party on ao3, tagged under BFLM
>Nessa/Sonia
>Betilla/Holly Luya
>Sheva Alomar/Rebecca Chambers
>Elena (Street Fighter)/Rainbow Mika
>Mew/Piranha
>Shinobu Jacobs/Sylvia Christel
>Marina/Pearl (Splatoon)
>Angel (King of Fighters)/Dolores
>Emilie "Lili" de Rochefort/Master Raven
>Min Min/Twintelle (ARMS)
and its prequel, Wild and Silly Gaming Sex Party
>works/33275248
>Onion | Allister & Saitou | Bea
>Kat/cai (gravity rush)
>Bayonetta/Loki (Bayonetta)
>Miles "Tails" Prower/Rouge the Bat
>Link/Zelda (Legend of Zelda)
>Palutena/Pit (Kid Icarus)
>2B/9S (NieR: Automata)
>Amada Ken/Kirijo Mitsuru
>Kumatora/Lucas (Mother 3)
>Isabella "Ivy" Valentine/Klonoa
>Chun-Li/Mega Man
>Asriel Dreemurr & Toriel
Frick off
shitnova was the one with a black girl champion, zoomie
She's probably native Alolan
And you're never gonna get your blonde virgin sundress in wheatfield manjaw aryan tradwyfe
Hahaha pathetic nerd
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Racism
Hapu sitting on my crotch while Acerola sits on my face
I would also been fingering Espurr's pussy while I'm at it.
arent those two from Alola?
this pic is based on pokemon masters' main story
Proof?
Chapter 20 - Shifting Shadows
Haven't seen Hapu though, I probably didn't play enough for that
>if only you knew how bad things really are
>Tags: instant_loss_2koma
Why?
Acerola isn't being wienery and the French lad is gay
Hapu is when you talk to everyone before facing the Kanto trio
>Acerola building an army for Calem
UOOOH
giwtwm
acerola is so hot
ToT
The french stud strikes again
I'd ask big sis to help me with my erection, haha
How?
hands, mouth, feet, her butt whichever way she wants to
Would Acerola cry if I made fun of her 4head?
How many mesugakis does Pokemon have?
My guesses would be Iris, Lana and Bonnie. Maybe Caitlin, Peonia and Sabi
>Iris
That girl barely passes like e-girl
>Lana
>Sassy
Close. There's no doubt with Lana's twin sisters though
>Bonnie
Outright correct
>Caitlin
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT???!!!
>Peonia
Definitely not a e-girl
Sabi
>Sassy
The only mesugaki from Diamond Clan is Calens
>Calens
who
>NPC
but don't multiple of characters have the same model? Why does this name stick out above the others
That's what the boorus decided to name her.
I see
How?
She's NPC model, and one of her names was Calens. That's it.
Caitlin was a e-girl in Platinum, she ran one of the battle frontier facilities. But you only fought her butler since she gets salty when battling and could destroy the whole place with psychic rage.
Why hasn't anyone ever mentioned this fact before?
It's brought up in Caitlin threads pretty frequently.
have you never played gen 4?
I forgot it or just didn't pay enough attention to it. I haven't played Gen 5 though
Never have seen a Caitlin thread tbh
post pantsu
Why are pokee-girls the best?
everything
The fact that the are from a kiddy game makes it so wrong and that's exciting and I'm tired of pretending it's not
Jerking off to children's media is the only hobby I have
uoooohh
Delicious brown delicacy ToT
I love Hapu, but nearly all her porn is the worst sort of garbage
Sad, but true.
What do you mean, what's most of her porn like
There’s some good ones if you look hard enough
Venture into Pixiv and you can find more obscure but good stuff that isn't beast shit
I've found pubes fetish shit there instead
I wouldn't mind pube fetish stuff nearly as much if people knew how to draw pubes
>I wouldn't mind pube fetish stuff
Pubes are not good at all
okay
Well yes I love to nakadashi 100 times in my mesugaki harem and make them botehara with my akachans
We speak English here sir
frick you
BALD
dicky
homosexual
CuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
My child bride
>Calem
Cringe incarnate. I want to beat that homosexual to a bloody puddle.
Hi Luis
Pokee-girls live rent free in my head, I can't get enough of them
How did they find my personal diary where I go into great detail about all my lascivious fantasies involving them and why are they reading it together so eagerly?
>pink haired chickenchan
Absolute cringe
Why does Hapu look so happy?
e-girlbaba who's remembering her good hole days
Acerola's pantsu
Cute!
Who is the most evil pokee-girl?
Selene
I want to see all of the pokee-girls panties
You can't see Dawn's.
I'll force her to wear some so that I can look at it
You're a monster.
imagine all the different reactions you would experience from each pokee-girl if they caught you looking
God I wish I could draw
cuz women age like wine
"wine" is a really weird way to spell "milk"
>Old hag
Acerola is an A-tier e-girl, but Hapu is D-tier at best
>Not liking Hapu
Shit taste
the fact that e-girlbaba isn't to your taste doesn't make it bad
How old is she actually? She looks no older than 8 but old enough to be a kahuna so that implies that she is actually older than 12.
I think that range honestly
She mentions she is no granny, just grew with a pretty strict grandpa.
12-14 seems accurate.
So, she's legal right?
Would you?
I would if she showed me her panties
would she force me to if i refuse?
post more pokee-girl tummy
so you can fantasize about kissing them?
get in line
Goddamn, sauce please
terufuu
I want Acerola to groom me
I want all of the pokee-girls to sit on my face.
In a row?
yes
same
which one goes first?
Eevee Girl
At that size? She would squash you and you'd get stuck to her butt like a sticker for sure
hot
They’re too old for Calem
Are Frenchmen really like this?
French intellectuals of all stripes tended to have pedophilia in common
it's crazy how many French intellectuals thought that signing a petition arguing for abolishing the age of consent would be a good look for them
Truly more cultured than us
When did it happen?
Everytime. Michael Focault, celebrated leftist philosopher, is a pedo for example.
There was no age of consent / statutory rape in France until veeeeery recently
The law basically said could legally frick any 15yo+, and that using "violence, constraint, threat or surprise" to frick sub 15yo is banned
So if court doesn't attest that "violence, constraint, threat or surprise" was used, the act is declassed from rape to sexual abuse, or nothing if none of the four points were verified
Here's a 2018 example, 30yo guy fricked a 11yo girl and got away absolutely scot-free, as court determined the girl did give consent without being forced into it
In 2021, AoC has been introduced and set to 15yo, 18 in case of incest (yes!)
>2018
2017*
Moving to France now
Someone give me a short prompt involving Calem, Hapu and Acerola
Calem is going out for lunch but he's suddenly approached by Hapu and Acerola who want to eat in another way.
I had to make it a bit more obvious for the AI cause it didn't get it 90% of the time
more please
>AI understands implications
>tfw no dark skinned AND light skinned gfs
For me it's Iris and Lillie
cute
Grooming children
yes, brushing Acerola's hair while she sits im my lap sounds delightful
Acerola and Hapu are the ones who groom boys.
live
>ywn have both of these cute and funny girls as your childwives
I want to kiss both of their 4heads.
live