Will Tim Cook ever recover from this Fortnite farce?

Will Timmy ever recover from this?

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. I fricking hate twitter, but seeing morons like Tim publicly breakdown on twitter is fricking gold.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's not gold that's fricking uranium

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous
  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm behind on this one. What happened, and why should I care?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fortnite on apple
      >apple wants 30% of every purchase, and bans 3rd party payment outside apple pay
      >timmy gets triggerd because he gets less money per vbuck
      >files a case "muh monopoly" and "muh 30%"
      >apple also gets triggered, bans fornite
      >judge says both of them frick off, apple must allow 3rd party payment methods, lower 30% pay cut, fortnite is still banned because it's apple store thus apple laws

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds really stupid.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          At least it has best outcome.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like they both lost, perfect

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Apple lost absolutely nothing.
          The only thing it did was probably create some new accounting jobs at Apple since they still can demand a 30% fee from those third party methods.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Apple lost absolutely nothing.
            bro they fricking lost 30% pay cut

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              They fricking didn't.
              They're still entitled to a 30% cut from third party payment methods.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/d1jrmvS.jpg

        Apple is no longer allowed to prevent 3rd party payment methods in apps on the app store, but it can ban apps from the app store for having them. Tim says Fortnite will keep having 3rd party payment options so Apple says Fortnite will stay banned on the app store.

        There still no 3rd party in app purchases
        Just now Apple can't stop people putting links to dev website where they can make purchases
        Apple still entitled to 30% cut
        They are not lowering 30% cut
        Tim lost on all fronts

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >apple must allow 3rd party payment methods
        >fortnite is still banned because it's apple store thus apple laws
        then whats the difference they can just ban anyone else who does it until no one does

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Chinkbros... we lost....

          Tim doesn't want to give Apple any money, he doesn't want the option for paying through them at all

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you lying on the internet? Fortnite got kicked off of app stores because they pushed out an alternate payment method before any lawsuit. At the end, the judge specifically stated that not only did Tim Sweeny violate the contracts he signed, but that their internal documents used as evidence showed that they were aware they were about to violate those contracts, and that they agreed to do it anyway.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Apple is no longer allowed to prevent 3rd party payment methods in apps on the app store, but it can ban apps from the app store for having them. Tim says Fortnite will keep having 3rd party payment options so Apple says Fortnite will stay banned on the app store.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not allowed to prevent third party payment options but allowed to ban any game using third party payment options
        how does that work in a legal sense

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can inform your customers through emails and shit that there are alternative payment methods but you can't just slap the payment method directly right into the app like Epic did.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking idiot. Apple can’t ban an app from having them. It can only ban an app if it has them AND doesn’t have an option for In App Purchasing through Apple.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >epic wants new app store in apple
      >timmy gets fortnite banned on purpose so he can claim apple is a monopoly
      >timmy sues apple
      >can't prove is bad for customers because no competence
      >apple now has to allow third party applications like apks for android
      >is not eniught for tim
      >tim wants fortnite to be banned again to show that is not fair to other companies
      >apple has not option because other companies would sue if they doesn't ban fortnite
      >sues again
      he will get her way, expect playstation, nintnedo and xbox to follow the ruling
      the one really winning here is google because fthe previous ruling they can already get the playstore on apple

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah it was just 7%

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    TIMMY ARE YOU OK
    SO TIMMY ARE YOU OK
    ARE YOU OK TIMMY?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      this genuinely looks like a rat

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        he always looks like a skinwalker or something that hasn't quite grasped the concept of human emotions.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    yup apple lied, people died we'll be telling our kids that

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    why don’t tencent just buy apple?

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MICROSOFT BAD!
    >STEAM BAD!
    >APPLE BAD!
    Epic Games CEO good!

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one said this, I fricking despise that homosexual for ruining Rocket League, the last multiplayer game I enjoyed playing.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOOO NOOO EPIC WON

    KOTAKU TOLD ME SO

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 week ago.
    >Apple lost
    >Epic won
    5 days ago
    >they both lost
    Just now
    >Apple won
    >Epic lost
    Quite a dramatic turn of event, I hope nobody trusts the MSM morons.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate both Apple and Epic. I hope they die in a mutually assured destruction scenario of some sorts.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's been seething nonstop for two weeks straight so probably not.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    so, timmy literally gambled the entire fortnite ios playerbase trying to get more money, lost it and then still has the gall to say he does it for the consumers?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its literally only 7% of their base which is why they did it with Apple instead of say Sony.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        iOS was only 7% of Fortnite's revenue, but made up about 30% of their users. Epic probably values users more than revenue at this point for their """metaverse""". It's the same reason they are trying to get so many people to use EGS with giveaways.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Snoy can at least spin a tale around their super discounted hardware. With apple you pay 4x more for 10x less capability and still get a closed system.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >when you claim that losing money constantly is a normal business strategy.

        Also, can someone explain, how in the frick does he claim that steam is a monopoly, when Epic actively makes sure that you can't buy certain games from anywhere else than Epic store for a fricking year? (on PC anyways)

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nowadays people can claim bullshit, and it will be taken as truth as long as mainstream media takes it seriously.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Because he's a hipocryte.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          The same reason he claimed to be fighting for all developers and then said in court that he would have accepted a deal with Apple that no other devs would get the benefits of

          Because he's a hipocryte.

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    death to megacorps
    death to apple

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Apple is lawful evil.
      Epic is chaotic evil funded by another lawful evil Tencent.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sign contract that says you cannot do x
    >does x anyway
    >gets banned for doing x
    If Tim really gave a shit about the little guy, he would refused to agree to Apple's terms, and protested by refusing to put Fortnite on ios in the first place.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >sign contract that says you cannot do x
      >does x anyway
      >get banned for doing x
      >claim that you got kicked off the service and say that the company that got you removed were doing it as an act of censorship like 1984
      >sue service to reenter the contract with a better deal
      >admit in court that if i got a better deal i would drop the lawsuit in a heartbeat when i claim in media that this lawsuit is fighting for everyone
      good ol tim

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        tim is israelite

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about Epic China israelite or Appooloo

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >liar 1 calls liar 2 a liar
    Wow.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean the one who broke contract deliberately doesn't get to cry about other parties not keeping their promises.

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