Probably not. Not because Zelda is the protag or the artstyle(although I do dislike it tbh) but because I am sick of this "make the game yourself" openish nonsense Zelda has done since BOTW.
If it was DEI she'd be wielding a sword but based Nintendo respects the fact women are different from men and only solve problems with kitchen/bedroom objects and men acting on their behalf.
>If it was DEI she'd be wielding a sword but based Nintendo respects the fact women are different from men and only solve problems with kitchen/bedroom objects and men acting on their behalf
It's fine honestly, you can like both, besides Riju or whatever her name is, is like normal sized and sexy, Personally though I wanna marry the white one that can't cook for shit and pledges her love to you when you find her letters in the sewer.
>Basically useless in a fight (apart from the OOT era Gerudo) >Most moronic group in the country >Have had to be bailed out by Hylian men for thousands of years >Even the most unga bunga snu snu of Gerudo women spills her spaghetti when interacting with even a puppet
Yes. Looks fun.
They didn't just slap her like a skin on to Link's character. Even if the origin of this is ESG DEI good goy point seeking, which I doubt, this is the way to do it.
She has her own abilities and tools to solve the problems of the world. She's not just going to pick up Link's shit and then be just as good or better than him at it.
Passing on this one.
I dislike the artstyle, dislike the BotW-like item selection screen, and frankly I can find “Zelda-likes” on steam for 1/5th of the price
It looks pretty cool. Finally all the bloatlord females from the forum days can play as zelda, assuming any of them lived to be 40. I almost want to see what pontificating cringe is being churned out at ZU right now
Who else plays zelda besides boomers and their kids who wish dad would teach them to change the tire on their bike instead of playing N64 all the time?
No? Open world survival sandbox games only appeal to zoomers. The boomers are the ones crying at Nintendo to bring back linear dungeons.
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Can confirm, I'm a 30 year old boomer and I shit and piss when the world is open.
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I have a theory zoomers would prefer linear too if they experienced it with modern graphics.
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Zoomers don't give a shit about graphics. They only care about whether something is "old," i.e. things that aren't being currently talked about/memed on social media. Even anime is getting unnessecary remakes now just to make them relevant talking points again so they can sell merch to gen z. If Nintendo remade OoT again zoomers would play it not because of the graphix but because it would be all over their twitters and tiktoks.
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Yeah you're right, and the old graphics visually indicate oldness. But being the new thing people are talking about goes a long way as does ease of making short form videos with the content. They love posing as OGs for clout though, if OoT gets a true remake or a new game is made in that style they will flock.
Yes I will buy it full price in the first week of release, play for 40 minutes, get bored, and never touch it again. Just like I did with every other Switch game I've bought that's not Pokemon.
Yes day 1 I'm even considering getting the Zelda switch lite even though I will almost certainly never use it and can't really afford to waste money on it. No I'm not a girl I'm a 30yo black man
I would say it's a decent investment anyway since limited edition Nintendo consoles always appreciate in value, but idk how true that will be for Switch Lites if the Switch 2 is a straight upgrade that is backwards compatible. Managed to sell my launch Switch recently for $180 since I only use my Lite these days, and I think nobody's going to want Switches once the new console releases.
I still have my launch switch and it works fine, I'm definitely hacking it once the Switch Advance comes out. The Zelda lite's appreciation all depends on how many they make which might not be that many since next gen starts next year
Yea, that looks flawless. Mine has scratches and stuff. Might get 150 for it and buy a lite instead. Are you afraid of drift problems on lite?
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Yeah, or the sticks wearing out. But I haven't had any problems in almost 3 years. I mostly just play Pokemon though so it doesn't get too much wear and tear.
No, because I don't support Grezzo and their low effort garbage. It must fail so that Nintendo stops using them for 2d Zelda. Though I can't wait to see woke tards flip out because the game didn't sell to expectations and blame sexism.
nah but I might pirate it
yes, looks very fun
Same.
The game looks fun, and Zelda games are always high quality.
Also, I love Zelda and want to kiss her
Yeah summoner builds are the best in vidya.
if it looks fun, i have no clue yet. i dont just buy every game that has zelda in the name.
loved links awakening but im skeptical the different gameplay style will ruin it like totk
im blackpilled on aonuma and his gay ideology but it seems like progression based on item gating is built into this one.
>purchasing
Lmao no
I will be playing it on my hacked switch.
I'm not a little girl so no
I won't because I don't have the console for it.
If it is out on steam I would.
Hell no. I ain't pirating it either. I'm not touching a Zelda game again until it actually looks good
no, i will pirate it and play it on my modded switch
Probably not. Not because Zelda is the protag or the artstyle(although I do dislike it tbh) but because I am sick of this "make the game yourself" openish nonsense Zelda has done since BOTW.
Yeh it's cringe. I hope they fall short, forced by the summoning mechanic to design an actual game.
>purchasing
I'll just play it on yuzu or ryujinx. With the mods that will remove the shitty filters and chromatic aberration.
Why are effeminate bluepill onions chud pedo cucks so excited for this DEI feminist NWO Sweet Baby Inc inspired wokeshit
>Gemini, generate me some schizo babble
>Gemini, generate me some schizo Black person babble
Fixed it for you.
If it was DEI she'd be wielding a sword but based Nintendo respects the fact women are different from men and only solve problems with kitchen/bedroom objects and men acting on their behalf.
>If it was DEI she'd be wielding a sword but based Nintendo respects the fact women are different from men and only solve problems with kitchen/bedroom objects and men acting on their behalf
This. morons are too stupid to understand this.
EoW is anti-woke.
Exactly my thoughts, Zelda has always been more mage like while Link is the warrior
>Nintendo respects the fact women are different from men
Ever seen Gerudo warrior?
Yeah they are a fantasy amazon tribe specifically not representing women
Gerudo women are 8 feet tall muscle b***hes that could break my pelvis in half.
I'm torn on this,nuzelda geruds have some good qualities but I prefer them as normal sized desert stacies
It's fine honestly, you can like both, besides Riju or whatever her name is, is like normal sized and sexy, Personally though I wanna marry the white one that can't cook for shit and pledges her love to you when you find her letters in the sewer.
>Basically useless in a fight (apart from the OOT era Gerudo)
>Most moronic group in the country
>Have had to be bailed out by Hylian men for thousands of years
>Even the most unga bunga snu snu of Gerudo women spills her spaghetti when interacting with even a puppet
Zelda doesn't like suplex grown men and monsters despite weighing like 85 pounds. She's a mage and has been one sense at least the 90s.
kek
see
Zelda when anon says she's built for Bokoblin wiener
yes for my collection but i wont open the box il just pirate to play
Yes. Looks fun.
They didn't just slap her like a skin on to Link's character. Even if the origin of this is ESG DEI good goy point seeking, which I doubt, this is the way to do it.
She has her own abilities and tools to solve the problems of the world. She's not just going to pick up Link's shit and then be just as good or better than him at it.
Passing on this one.
I dislike the artstyle, dislike the BotW-like item selection screen, and frankly I can find “Zelda-likes” on steam for 1/5th of the price
Yes, and I'm tired of pretending I won't.
Yes.
Probably not, I like the premise but the artsyle is hideous
Yes it looks amazing.
I'll buy two copies of the Collector's Edition.
I don't even have a switch
Yes.
It looks pretty cool. Finally all the bloatlord females from the forum days can play as zelda, assuming any of them lived to be 40. I almost want to see what pontificating cringe is being churned out at ZU right now
English por favor?
Its an old person thing, before social media there were Zelda fansites with their own communities, ZU refers to one called Zelda Universe
ok boomer
Who else plays zelda besides boomers and their kids who wish dad would teach them to change the tire on their bike instead of playing N64 all the time?
You think boomers are playing BotW and TotK?
You dont?
No? Open world survival sandbox games only appeal to zoomers. The boomers are the ones crying at Nintendo to bring back linear dungeons.
Can confirm, I'm a 30 year old boomer and I shit and piss when the world is open.
I have a theory zoomers would prefer linear too if they experienced it with modern graphics.
Zoomers don't give a shit about graphics. They only care about whether something is "old," i.e. things that aren't being currently talked about/memed on social media. Even anime is getting unnessecary remakes now just to make them relevant talking points again so they can sell merch to gen z. If Nintendo remade OoT again zoomers would play it not because of the graphix but because it would be all over their twitters and tiktoks.
Yeah you're right, and the old graphics visually indicate oldness. But being the new thing people are talking about goes a long way as does ease of making short form videos with the content. They love posing as OGs for clout though, if OoT gets a true remake or a new game is made in that style they will flock.
Yes I will buy it full price in the first week of release, play for 40 minutes, get bored, and never touch it again. Just like I did with every other Switch game I've bought that's not Pokemon.
Yes, Nintendo makes fun games
I like NES, N64 and GBA
>no girl will ever feel this way about me
Their loss king
iktfb
Looks fun, memes are cute, I will purchase your game.
>purchasing
Yes day 1 I'm even considering getting the Zelda switch lite even though I will almost certainly never use it and can't really afford to waste money on it. No I'm not a girl I'm a 30yo black man
That you Thad? You ever watch Love is war?
If september wasn't my poor season I would do it, even though I pretty much only play docked
I would say it's a decent investment anyway since limited edition Nintendo consoles always appreciate in value, but idk how true that will be for Switch Lites if the Switch 2 is a straight upgrade that is backwards compatible. Managed to sell my launch Switch recently for $180 since I only use my Lite these days, and I think nobody's going to want Switches once the new console releases.
I still have my launch switch and it works fine, I'm definitely hacking it once the Switch Advance comes out. The Zelda lite's appreciation all depends on how many they make which might not be that many since next gen starts next year
How does a launch Switch go for 180?? Worse battery life, screen and speakers...
morons on ebay aren't exactly the most informed buyers. Of course I made much less than that after all the fees and shit ebay tacks on.
How good was the condition of the Switch?
Flawless. I only played through Mario Rabbids and Pokemon Shield on it before I got the Lite.
Yea, that looks flawless. Mine has scratches and stuff. Might get 150 for it and buy a lite instead. Are you afraid of drift problems on lite?
Yeah, or the sticks wearing out. But I haven't had any problems in almost 3 years. I mostly just play Pokemon though so it doesn't get too much wear and tear.
>Purchasing
No
>Pirating
Also no
>legend of zelda game where you cant play as zelda
lol
stupid
Nah, I will emulate it before you even get to play the game on your switch.
no it looks like crap
No, because I don't support Grezzo and their low effort garbage. It must fail so that Nintendo stops using them for 2d Zelda. Though I can't wait to see woke tards flip out because the game didn't sell to expectations and blame sexism.
Yeah I think Ill get it.
yeah