>broteam
that takes me back.
didnt they have a complete trump meltdown and like, leave the internet forever? or truedeus re-election, something like that
I'm exiting my 20's this year, I've achieved the career I fought to get and am even a homeowner now, yet I've completely isolated myself socially, letting fear and anxiety cause me to lose out on my best years. Years and years have slipped away from me, lost both to video games and this site. I was desperately waiting around for a rescuer that was never coming, and now I'm just hoping to god it's not too late to turn myself around and make my own rescue.
Then you'll realize you were being overdramatic and that romance shit isn't all It's cracked up to be.
Being a human means suffering, there's no way around it. Grass is always greener, learn to be content with what you have, not be repeatedly envious what you don't.
I'm glad I'm not the only one. I haven't seen or played this game in at least 10 years but on occasion, I think about the theme song for this for whatever weird reason.
>Joel starts game >Can't sit still for 2 minutes before adding moronic mods or just starting fights at random >Gets bored in 30 minutes and calls a game bad >Repeat for any game
I don't quite know myself actually, but if I understood it right he made one controversial halo video where he used TTS to shit on black lives matter shit and got his entire channel deleted.
Then he moved to his own website where I guess him and circumsoldier circlejerkoff each other to this very day.
What the frick happened to Broteam?
Did anybody ever fish his body out of the bottom of the pool?
Someone at YouTube has a personal vendetta against him. He came back on a different channel and they nuked him instantly. I know he streams on coolhole but I hate streams so ive never gone
https://i.imgur.com/qNBqFdR.jpg
WOH OH OH OH OH OH OH
EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE ALRIGHT
This
Joel gays need not apply.
Hard time and this video actually inspired me to start game dev
I want this combined with School Days combined with Wrestling Empire combined with that survival game I can't remember the name of where random animals attacked you and you had kids
Because of this video I unironically have been referring to my muscles as mooskles and hear Joel's voice in my head when I'm at gym. This has been for the last like 8 years.
I like Joel but I stopped regularly watching his stuff a long time ago. The last thing I binge watched was his marathon of Half Life and all the expansions. He's a cool dude but the way he fricks around and does other shit instead of just playing the game is annoying.
I like Tomato hes a good time.
Hes a bit, whats the word I'm looking for, anxious maybe? But hes aight'
His mod cursedkatey though? Man I just dont like her
I don't mind her that much but i've been trained to barely look at the chat on these streams from watching criken and that frickin animenaruto something guy not frickin shutting up the whole time, and he's in every frickin stream. I just close out the chat on twitch nowadays
I dont think that excludes a game from being streamer bait.
Just because it was not explicitly made to lure them in doesn't mean its not blood in the water, real people dont play this game c'mon.
5 months ago
Anonymous
The term "streamer bait" refers to games specifically made to bait streamers into playing them. So therefore it is literally impossible this game is "streamer bait"
5 months ago
Anonymous
Ah I see. You're autistic
5 months ago
Anonymous
>he's not autistic
lmao look at this homosexual
5 months ago
Anonymous
>made to
You are getting caught on this and it's tripping you up.
5 months ago
Anonymous
ok tell us which qualities this game have that make it streamer bait. It's an earnest attempt at making a "simulator" game without slapping it in the title and playing it off as a joke, it's not a trash bottom of the barrel multiplayer game that "is fun with friendz!!", it doesn't prominently features stupid internet/twitch culture, etc.
Is there any videogame character that suffers as hard as the average MDickie protagonist?
You can have friends, have GFs, and even make children, but eventually you will make enemies. Your enemies will relentlessly beat the frick out of you, if you kill them you'll just make even more enemies and the cycle will repeat. In one way or another you will piss off your friends and family and they will also become homicidal against you. Most MDickie games don't have an endgame so you're trapped in a cycle of violence for eternity until you just let yourself die.
I prefer Hardtime 2D.
It lacks the limb removal stuff, but being able to stack chairs and boxes on top of cafeteria tables and then elbow drop guards (or shit and piss all over them) makes up for it.
this game is only fun to watch when charborg is playing it.
You forgot the missing tooth.
That aint him, that guy still has all his teeth
I prefer Tomato.
I like both. Tomato's got that energy to keep me invested, while Charborg's god a sort of, dorky midwest charm to him that's worth watching.
Basically anyone of Vinesauce of Criken's sphere are decent to watch. In my opinion.
Tomato is legit a massive autist.
broteam playing any mdickie game is an amazing time
>broteam
that takes me back.
didnt they have a complete trump meltdown and like, leave the internet forever? or truedeus re-election, something like that
OH MY GOD I'M GONNA POOMP
Is everything really gonna be alright anon? I'm so worried...
No, you're in prison
I'm exiting my 20's this year, I've achieved the career I fought to get and am even a homeowner now, yet I've completely isolated myself socially, letting fear and anxiety cause me to lose out on my best years. Years and years have slipped away from me, lost both to video games and this site. I was desperately waiting around for a rescuer that was never coming, and now I'm just hoping to god it's not too late to turn myself around and make my own rescue.
Then you'll realize you were being overdramatic and that romance shit isn't all It's cracked up to be.
Being a human means suffering, there's no way around it. Grass is always greener, learn to be content with what you have, not be repeatedly envious what you don't.
>learn to be content with what you have
I thought I was, but how do I know I wasn't just deluding myself and coping
We all die in the end, what does it matter? We're all coping.
poomp de muskless mm yes
This song lives in my brain canals for the rest of eternity
I'm glad I'm not the only one. I haven't seen or played this game in at least 10 years but on occasion, I think about the theme song for this for whatever weird reason.
where the hell is joel?
Probably editing the VOTV video
in my butthole
>Joel starts game
>Can't sit still for 2 minutes before adding moronic mods or just starting fights at random
>Gets bored in 30 minutes and calls a game bad
>Repeat for any game
I see you too have been watching joels oblivion streams
brote has the best video on this game
This
Joel gays need not apply.
For me, it's their Prophet Muhammad video
>their
what
What the frick happened to Broteam?
Did anybody ever fish his body out of the bottom of the pool?
He went schizo, like literally.
Explain. I know he got his channel nuked and disappeared for like 2 years and only came back recently and seemed to have lost a lot of weight.
>He went schizo
He knows about the JQ, that'll do it to ya.
I don't quite know myself actually, but if I understood it right he made one controversial halo video where he used TTS to shit on black lives matter shit and got his entire channel deleted.
Then he moved to his own website where I guess him and circumsoldier circlejerkoff each other to this very day.
Someone at YouTube has a personal vendetta against him. He came back on a different channel and they nuked him instantly. I know he streams on coolhole but I hate streams so ive never gone
Hard time and this video actually inspired me to start game dev
100% some antigamergate nutjob on an obsessive witchhunt.
I prefer CharlieZ
>modern pc version never ever
>stuck with the shitty mobile version instead
the source code is public. I'm sure some autistic can modify it.
Don't worry, the next game will be Hard Time 2.
KEEP IT HARDCORE
KEEP IT HARDCORE
KEEP IT HARDCORE
KEEP IT HARDCORE
COME ON, DO IT
COME ON, DO IT
I want this combined with School Days combined with Wrestling Empire combined with that survival game I can't remember the name of where random animals attacked you and you had kids
Because of this video I unironically have been referring to my muscles as mooskles and hear Joel's voice in my head when I'm at gym. This has been for the last like 8 years.
Jesus, was it really 8 years ago?
Yup. Same with his roller coaster tycoon streams. 2015. They'll be 9 years old by the end of the year. Time is ceaseless.
I like Joel but I stopped regularly watching his stuff a long time ago. The last thing I binge watched was his marathon of Half Life and all the expansions. He's a cool dude but the way he fricks around and does other shit instead of just playing the game is annoying.
>Spends 34 actual minutes trying to set up a shitty bit instead of just finishing an already super silly mod for half life
What does Ganker think of Tomato Gaming? Rip the bandaid off.
Objectively the funny one from Criken's group, including funnier and more interesting than Criken himself and any bit he has ever done.
I like Tomato hes a good time.
Hes a bit, whats the word I'm looking for, anxious maybe? But hes aight'
His mod cursedkatey though? Man I just dont like her
charborg has the same problem with chickenfoot
I don't mind her that much but i've been trained to barely look at the chat on these streams from watching criken and that frickin animenaruto something guy not frickin shutting up the whole time, and he's in every frickin stream. I just close out the chat on twitch nowadays
why are people only talking about youtubers here?
because they're gay
Because this is a streamer bait game
>streamer bait
This game came out in 2007
...so?
So it existed before streaming was even a thing
So..?
So how could it have been made to be streambait?
He didn't say it was made to be streamer bait, of course it wasn't. Just that it is streamer bait, which is is.
I dont think that excludes a game from being streamer bait.
Just because it was not explicitly made to lure them in doesn't mean its not blood in the water, real people dont play this game c'mon.
The term "streamer bait" refers to games specifically made to bait streamers into playing them. So therefore it is literally impossible this game is "streamer bait"
Ah I see. You're autistic
>he's not autistic
lmao look at this homosexual
>made to
You are getting caught on this and it's tripping you up.
ok tell us which qualities this game have that make it streamer bait. It's an earnest attempt at making a "simulator" game without slapping it in the title and playing it off as a joke, it's not a trash bottom of the barrel multiplayer game that "is fun with friendz!!", it doesn't prominently features stupid internet/twitch culture, etc.
Is there any videogame character that suffers as hard as the average MDickie protagonist?
You can have friends, have GFs, and even make children, but eventually you will make enemies. Your enemies will relentlessly beat the frick out of you, if you kill them you'll just make even more enemies and the cycle will repeat. In one way or another you will piss off your friends and family and they will also become homicidal against you. Most MDickie games don't have an endgame so you're trapped in a cycle of violence for eternity until you just let yourself die.
Kenshi characters have it pretty frickin bad
Also holy captcha
I prefer Hardtime 2D.
It lacks the limb removal stuff, but being able to stack chairs and boxes on top of cafeteria tables and then elbow drop guards (or shit and piss all over them) makes up for it.
>start with high intelligence
>grind basketball for max agility
>spend the rest of your sentence in hospital making drugs
Yep, it's Hard Time time