>"What'd you just say about the indigenous peoples of Madripoor, bub? Colonialism is finished, and I'll cut all thirty of you racist ass honkeys into ribbons if you think otherwise." *unsheathes claws*
why was that even in the trailer
I hope you like playing stealth sections as Jubilee for 40% of the game and as X23 for the other 40%
the 10% you play as Logan is him getting saved by X23
Storm is on the intercom to Logan to tell him about west african slavery even though she is Egyptian but that's fine.
In an alternate universe, the thought of getting to play as Jubes and Laura would make me coom and buy a PS5. Sadly, I live in reality, and the girls are both gonna be ugly as shit, completely unlikable, and the gameplay is gonna suck.
Yeah sorry, but both that Laura and that Jubilee are never coming back again. Both in design and personality.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>leg broken
Literally how?! Her bones are coated in adamantine, like Wolverine's.
7 months ago
Anonymous
there are like 3 different versions of her and only one has adamantium so
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Her bones are coated in adamantine, like Wolverine's.
They're not, only her claws are. The point of her character used to be that she was Wolverine but worse, an imperfect clone. Now she's just Wolverine but non-lethal.
I hope the game will be dark and prominently feature trauma as a central theme and have a lot of traumatizing moments for all of the characters and hopefully even the player.
The game will be about how Logan is a toxic man whose actions ultimately impact the new generations for the worse, and X23 will end up killing him with a ba- I mean with her claws and become the surprise protagonist of the game 1/3 into the story. Enjoy!
What the frick are they even going to do for the game?
Spiderman has the fake momentum swinging to keep you entrained, what's sniktbub going to have besides the same shitty arkham combat?
I'm not a superhero homosexuals moron who know the lore of all these schmucks, but would this be the first time Wolverine ™ will be a woke flaming homosexual that might not identify itself as a male with a dick?
Shovelware games could often be better than their movies. Look at the Kong 2005 game. Fun survival versus the drama shlock with Jack Black shooting a CGI Andy Serkis.
They'll bring in Wolverine's son Daken, but he'll be black in this iteration instead of asian (no explanation given). He will be more competent and effective than Wolverine, and save him multiple times.
He can be remade. He's still niche because he only exists in the comics. They can do whatever the frick they want to change him when they introduce him in the MCU and/or the games. He can be black, he can be redeemed, he can be anything. He's a blank slate. If they changed Kamala Khan's fricking superpower they can sure as hell rewrite Daken into a virch.
I was excited for this game till Spiderman 2.
Now I wonder which minority I'll get to play as, or a mission where wolverine puts bigots in their place.
This.
There will be no future for video games real soon. The ~~*(solar storm*~~ will be there to make sure that the only things you can do is eat ze bugs and work
>set in southeast Asia
There's absolutely no way Sony or ND make a game about a white male slaughtering a bunch of asiatics. Logan will 100% be raceswapped so that he's half Asian now or some shit
Honestly, this is such a stretch assuming that the beer bottle is his erection. I know the artist who did it confirmed so, but your genuinely need to do some mental gymnastics in order to get there
Honestly, this is such a stretch assuming that the beer bottle is his erection. I know the artist who did it confirmed so, but your genuinely need to do some mental gymnastics in order to get there
Kind of amazing how the modern "tumblr fandom" that sprang up the last decade or so consume media that has nothing in common with comics media for most of its existence.
If it has that hilariously fun lunge spam move that wolverine origins had, it will for sure sell well. Aside from his wise cracks that move literally -is- wolverine
not related to your comment but it reminded me a day ago I had a dream where I joined the x-men but everyone fricked off and I had to protect the x-mansion. I didn't even know what powers I had and stood there for a good 10 minutes pointing my hand at random things and straining my hand trying to make beams come out.
Then mystique intruded on the mansion and beat the shit out of her but she was just lying there and no one was around so I picked up her unconscious body and violated it. I couldn't be an x-man bros I would get kicked out day one.
Yeah, Weinstein. He's the reason that Jennifer Lawrence (Mystique) went from having no acting background to Hunger Games within a few years and suddenly was the new It girl everywhere.
I want Mystique, Rogue, Domino, x-23, Magneto's
israelite daughters, Jean Grey and Emma Frost. Jubilee, but only if she wears a yellow trench coat and has the pink glasses from the animated series. Later depictions of Jubilee are just shit.
>Wolverine by Sony
oh boy, can't wait to play a black woman or a homosexual instead of fricking Wolverine, watch some BLM/homosexual propaganda, some cinematic experiences and maybe some shit gameplay
It will get a 93/100 from critics, will be forget after 2 months
>/misc/ bait ITT
You all got your asses kicked by black people when you were kids and you're still seething about it. >I-I've never been around blacks before!
Lying cope.
How will South East Asians feel about having their region be used to talk about racism and classism?
Madripoor is Singapore but Singapore also still exists
>exclusively available on PS5
PC bros and various other chads and non sonyyggers...
we lost...
give it 1-2 years after console release
beta testers
Oh wow another capeshit wokeslop. I wonder when will the black wolverine hugh morales jackman replace the white one
>keeping all there shitty propaganda on one system
PC bros and various other chads
we just keep on winning
Fraid not
oh no! not the valve games!
Nothing I can't mod out.
Lost what? Also, I have a PS5, a gaming PC that can play Xbox games, and a switch. Why miss anything?
oh no ill miss another sweet baby game
It means it won't be on PS4. About time lmao
>YWN press X to perform a 12 attack combo and say a repetitive quip then watch another cutscene.
Oh no another super hero Arkham clone #46795532 will be exclusive to one console. What a loss for gaming community.
>"What'd you just say about the indigenous peoples of Madripoor, bub? Colonialism is finished, and I'll cut all thirty of you racist ass honkeys into ribbons if you think otherwise." *unsheathes claws*
why was that even in the trailer
>indigenous people of madripoor
Probably all dead centuries ago tbh
>2025
2025 is well off from now. hopefully the game turns out good though.
I hope you like playing stealth sections as Jubilee for 40% of the game and as X23 for the other 40%
the 10% you play as Logan is him getting saved by X23
Storm is on the intercom to Logan to tell him about west african slavery even though she is Egyptian but that's fine.
>Jubilee
she might as well be dead after what they did to her
In an alternate universe, the thought of getting to play as Jubes and Laura would make me coom and buy a PS5. Sadly, I live in reality, and the girls are both gonna be ugly as shit, completely unlikable, and the gameplay is gonna suck.
I want a game where vamp Jubilee fricks X23 against a wall while drinking her blood.
Exactly. More of that.
Yeah sorry, but both that Laura and that Jubilee are never coming back again. Both in design and personality.
>leg broken
Literally how?! Her bones are coated in adamantine, like Wolverine's.
there are like 3 different versions of her and only one has adamantium so
>Her bones are coated in adamantine, like Wolverine's.
They're not, only her claws are. The point of her character used to be that she was Wolverine but worse, an imperfect clone. Now she's just Wolverine but non-lethal.
Mariko Yashida will be the main love interest modeled after Debra Wilson.
>well off from now
Based moron. We're basically already in 2024. So one year from now.
that's a long time dumbass
2020 was just last week.
I remember the ps3/360 Wolverine game was pretty good
I hope the game will be dark and prominently feature trauma as a central theme and have a lot of traumatizing moments for all of the characters and hopefully even the player.
keep dreaming, the writers are incredibly woke, you will get a soft ass slop of a story
The game will be about how Logan is a toxic man whose actions ultimately impact the new generations for the worse, and X23 will end up killing him with a ba- I mean with her claws and become the surprise protagonist of the game 1/3 into the story. Enjoy!
As long as X-23 is hot, I will be fine with it.
>X-23
>hot
Have you seen MJ?
In a current day sony game? LMAO you know she wont be
but no one makes porn using any sony game models so it would go to waste even if she was cute
>Logan is a toxic man whose actions ultimately impact the new generations for the worse
Unironically in character
He's the best at what he does, but what he does isn't pretty at all.
>x-men appearances
oof miss me wit it bruh
>Made by insomniac
It was over before it even started. Get ready for another ESG shitmovie.
I hope it features all the things we love like lootboxes, rarity-colored gear, leveling up and microtransactions.
What the frick are they even going to do for the game?
Spiderman has the fake momentum swinging to keep you entrained, what's sniktbub going to have besides the same shitty arkham combat?
Motorcycle
It could be hub or level based, not necessarily open world. Most action games don't lean heavily on traversal mechanics for their gameplay.
Yeah but that's shit because these fricks sure as shit aren't going to figure out a combat system that doesn't suck.
I'll buy the game if they copy the damage system from X-men Origins: Wolverine
I'm not a superhero homosexuals moron who know the lore of all these schmucks, but would this be the first time Wolverine ™ will be a woke flaming homosexual that might not identify itself as a male with a dick?
Can't wait to post a screenshot of X-men Origins Wolverine next to "What happened??" when it comes out
>X-men Origins Wolverine
that game was better than it had any right to be. I had a lot of fun with it. except the gambit level. frick that crap
So, will Wolverine be black, gay, female, trans, or all of those?
What the heck this actually looks kind of good.
people forget about it but the wolverine origins games was actually a genuinely good game made for an awful movie
Shovelware games could often be better than their movies. Look at the Kong 2005 game. Fun survival versus the drama shlock with Jack Black shooting a CGI Andy Serkis.
people shat on that game but i thought it looked pretty fun
>2025
PS5 WILL BE OUT FOR 4 YEARS IN 2024 AND STILL NO GAMES.
wolverine is canonically gay btw
Don't care, Marvel's Spider-Man I-II and Miles are turbo shit. I don't expect anything good from this shit
>Facescanned Wolverine in a gay bar protecting a trans couple while a raceswapped X23 upstages him
>raceswapped X23
She was always brown, chud!
Heres your 2025 X23
Why the frick do you spoilers games?
>2025
Who gives a shit
I DONT WANNA PLAY
GAYEEEYAAYAAMES
NO GAYEEEYAAYAAMES
So another poz moviegame?
who gives a SHIT it will be revised by sweet baby anyways
weeee i don't need a PS5 for another year
>mfw I won't see him pass the torch to some asian girl
>Exclusively Available on the PS5
And nobody learned shit. This game isnt going to sell much/long
It'll be released on PC at some point.
>And nobody learned shit.
Spiderman just sold a frickton what are you talking about
Dark like MILF Jayne and Miles? Go frick yourself, Insomniac.
>listen bub, murder and theft? Those are excusable. Racism? I don't think so
Can't wait.
The writing is going to be pure cringe.
wow more capeshit. I'm so excited.
Will Cyclops be in this? https://youtu.be/5z2ArYzY4Kc
takes place before he joins the x-men if im not mistaken
Cyclops and Storm boss fight?
>gets beaten up by a gay man and a black woman
powerful
>He thinks Rightclops is gay
lol
That audio quality made me question my faith.
what female love interest will they ruin next?
what token minority will get claws and be betterer than wolvie?
They'll bring in Wolverine's son Daken, but he'll be black in this iteration instead of asian (no explanation given). He will be more competent and effective than Wolverine, and save him multiple times.
Daken's an evil psycho tho
He was.
He can be remade. He's still niche because he only exists in the comics. They can do whatever the frick they want to change him when they introduce him in the MCU and/or the games. He can be black, he can be redeemed, he can be anything. He's a blank slate. If they changed Kamala Khan's fricking superpower they can sure as hell rewrite Daken into a virch.
>Wolverine family game
>comic relief Laura
Certified dogshit kino.
Not anymore. They're all wholesome now (except for Sabretooth who must've been racist at some point in time, because he's still not been redeemed).
I fear they will have SM2 writers on it. If the SM1 writing team worked on wolverine then its fine ig.
>Side quest involves Wolverine using his claws to perform sex reassignment on a troony
Ludo kino
The day the game is released everyone on Ganker will be calling it wokeverine. Calling it now.
I was excited for this game till Spiderman 2.
Now I wonder which minority I'll get to play as, or a mission where wolverine puts bigots in their place.
>releasing any game after 2024's solar storm
This.
There will be no future for video games real soon. The ~~*(solar storm*~~ will be there to make sure that the only things you can do is eat ze bugs and work
>30 minute scene of wolverine getting fisted by metal arms while the villain teaches him about the patriarchy
PCsies, we better start begging now so we can have a chance at some sloppy scraps a bit earlier
reminder
Logan is gonna be Hispanic
>set in southeast Asia
There's absolutely no way Sony or ND make a game about a white male slaughtering a bunch of asiatics. Logan will 100% be raceswapped so that he's half Asian now or some shit
Dyke Jubilee and Lesbian Rogue
I'd kill for that Jubes bishoujo.
You just know the writing in this will be complete aids.
The combat is unironically one of the worst parts about the Spiderman games
I'm sensing some racial ambiguity
wolverine slicing shit will be no different than new star wars lightsabers not dismembering
New SW game had dismemberment but it looked worse than in JA/JO and TFU2.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine_(character)#Queer_appeal_and_fandom
kino
Honestly, this is such a stretch assuming that the beer bottle is his erection. I know the artist who did it confirmed so, but your genuinely need to do some mental gymnastics in order to get there
Kind of amazing how the modern "tumblr fandom" that sprang up the last decade or so consume media that has nothing in common with comics media for most of its existence.
Blame Marvel for making X-Men about gays and israelites.
If it has that hilariously fun lunge spam move that wolverine origins had, it will for sure sell well. Aside from his wise cracks that move literally -is- wolverine
So if this is 2025 and GTA6 is 2025 then what games are actually coming out next year?
Unless it's like Wolverine Origin on mutant steroids, I don't care.
not related to your comment but it reminded me a day ago I had a dream where I joined the x-men but everyone fricked off and I had to protect the x-mansion. I didn't even know what powers I had and stood there for a good 10 minutes pointing my hand at random things and straining my hand trying to make beams come out.
Then mystique intruded on the mansion and beat the shit out of her but she was just lying there and no one was around so I picked up her unconscious body and violated it. I couldn't be an x-man bros I would get kicked out day one.
>t. Harvey
the guy who raped those actresses or is that someone else?
He didn't rape them, he exchanged sex for roles. Just like all the other fat Hollywood israelite producers.
Yeah, Weinstein. He's the reason that Jennifer Lawrence (Mystique) went from having no acting background to Hunger Games within a few years and suddenly was the new It girl everywhere.
He's also the reason why she's irrelevant now lol.
prostitution isn't rape
not if no one found out. maybe your super power was getting away with everything
Imagine being the Sam Hyde mutant.
What X-Men can we expect?
40% chance we get pic rel
Idk which X-Men are the lamest?
Halle Berry Storm is based. But they will get some cringey person to play her in the Wolverine game.
Storm gets blacker and uglier with every comic so I have no doubts that they're going to give us an absolute monstrosity.
So Debra Wilson?
I want Mystique, Rogue, Domino, x-23, Magneto's
israelite daughters, Jean Grey and Emma Frost. Jubilee, but only if she wears a yellow trench coat and has the pink glasses from the animated series. Later depictions of Jubilee are just shit.
>Wolverine by Sony
oh boy, can't wait to play a black woman or a homosexual instead of fricking Wolverine, watch some BLM/homosexual propaganda, some cinematic experiences and maybe some shit gameplay
It will get a 93/100 from critics, will be forget after 2 months
>/misc/ bait ITT
You all got your asses kicked by black people when you were kids and you're still seething about it.
>I-I've never been around blacks before!
Lying cope.
Doesn't he canonically have threesomes with Jean and Scott?
Canonically every X-Man is completely ruined.
You homosexuals think everything is ruined. Post things you like.
>Post things you like.
Comics dying.
Or you could just stop reading them instead of b***hing.
The Banner Saga
Worst is he is the power bottom
How will South East Asians feel about having their region be used to talk about racism and classism?
Madripoor is Singapore but Singapore also still exists
>capeshit goyslop
When are you homosexuals gonna learn?
I just need a dedicated SHNIKT and BUB buttons
Who want to bet that the story will be about Wolverine discovering his toxic masculinity and deal with it by listening to strong female characters?
Wasn't that the plot of his movies?
Reminder that constantly crying about wokeshit is just as bad as wokeshit.
No it isnt
Being a Chicken Little is annoying.
The word exclusive doesn't mean shit anymore coming from Sony.
>dark mature tone
Ah yes, that is what we need. *THING* but dark and mature is so rare nowadays. We definetly need more of it.
t.hasn't read a Wolverine comic
To be fair, basically all of Wolverine's most beloved comics are dark and 'mature'.
When's MUA4?
Whenever the Switch 2 comes out
Partnership between Marvel and Nintendo was short lived. Idk if they'll try again.
Buy an ad, you can afford it
How many gay birthday parties will Logan help with?
>I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do is respect transgender women and kneel before Blacks
>capeshit after year 2020
dead on arrival and rightfully so
>can't copy paste Bamham combat
How bad will it be?
I hate how the gave Wolverine an extended family. They took away his wife and instead gave him this shit.
Oh no not the capeshit slop made by sweet baby....