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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rapes your mc up the ass

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no again

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kaboom!

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >practice magic with Gale
    >he wants to frick you in the ass
    >practice dancing moves with Wyll
    >he wants to frick you in the ass
    >do not interact with Astarion in any way whatsoever
    >he wants to frick you in the ass
    If I can choose my pronouns, why can't I choose my toon's sexuality?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao in Wylls defense, WHY would you, as a straight man choose to dance romantically with another man? That's your fault.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thought he wanted to bust some moves, not bust my ass.

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          Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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          Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dance romantically
        No where is this mentioned. Dancing with a bro is great practice both as lead and for insight as a follower.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, you can literally decide the dancing is getting too intense. Stop being a pussy and taking a dick in the ass just because you can't tell companions no lol

          Thought he wanted to bust some moves, not bust my ass.

          kek

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't try to reason with people who freak out about the Gale scene because it gets a bit intimate before giving you distinct choices of "Make it gay" and "No I don't want that"

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              The dialogue that goes gay is something like "Ok, sure"
              That means "I want to be gay" to you?
              It must be exhausting to be hypersexualized

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                The options literally are:
                1. Hold on to the moment. It's a good night for intimacy.
                2. You're in no mood to be so close to Gale. Release your grasp on the Weave.

                Not to mention you can already stop it earlier in the scene.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh also, even if you pick the first option you can still back out after. You have to purposefully pick the options about picturing kissing him or a romantic walk with him in your head, instead of changing your mind or imagining kicking him/his head on a spike.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most non-dancegays have never partner danced in their life. The writers just think partner dancing = sexual attraction.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why can't I choose my toon's sexuality?
      Anon just say no.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        the game never lets you just shut down the whole romance chain, you have to dance around it while the characters hit on you over and over again

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Having the option means that companion is gay. Saying no doesnt mean they arent gay anymore.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          the option also means your character is gay and thinking about those choices. your character sits right next to gale automatically in one of those scenes after all. one wrong choice and blamo your mc is a wienersucker but stays in the closet.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just don't include gays in games

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can choose your troon's sexuality, but not the NPC's

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need to realize friendship is not really a thing anymore like you see in the movies or experienced back in the day.
      if you see 2 guys hanging out drinking beer in a pub they are either gay homos or co-workers

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea the game is an accurate reflection of how sad millennial/zoomer culture is. most men have no friends besides their gf/wife. without male friends, you get nerdbrain and start seeing male friendship as being gay, like how fujoshi see it, or how academics interpret Achilles and Patroclus etc.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Chilling in camp after the goblin hunt just want to talk to everyone.
      >Suddenly everyone is calling me gay for talking to Gale.
      Kek It's hilarious how easy it is to go down the romance paths in this game i just wanted to talk to my bro

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont want to hate gays, but modern world sure tries their best.
        >Previous Larian games had you solve deeply personalized issues with love interests, for example undead princess yearning to live again so you make a deal with demon / hire a flesh-mancer or get her to accept being boned
        >All gays in bg3 are borderline rapists who'll come onto me unless I openly despise and insult them 24/7

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't want to hate gays
          go back to pleddit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Romancing Karlach
        >Can't bone because she's too hot
        >Says she's fine with me banging Gale in the meantime

        I talked to him once about his cat.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure there will be no-homosexual mods soon enough.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which will promptly be banned from all major mod websites

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get it before its banned and host it?

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm gonna make my penis disappear

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 4 hours into the game and I'm scared it will force my character to bottom. Does it give me the option to top?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Halsin/Astarion are bottoms. Wyll/Gale will give you the dick I fear.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will Astarion top if I play a female toon

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was hoping for some magic cantrip at least

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now you get to cast Aids 2/day

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go ahead, uninstall the game. It won't unrape you.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i looked into his mind and saw some evil shit and then booted him outta my party before barely seeing any of his dialogue

    it was in character so i had to

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it was in character so i had to

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it was in character so i had to

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I failed the check to rescue him from the portal so he is gone forever( I hope)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >looking into his mind is totally okay though
      >everything my mindflayer tadpole shows me is legit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You really can't trust anything in this game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everything my mindflayer tadpole shows me is legit
        Wait, is that fricking true. Does the mind flayer frick with visions you see when casting the spell Detect Thoughts as well?

        Did I kill that poor shapeshifting Ox because my tadpole put a bunch of grotesque imagery in my head?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Invading his mind without invitation in a situation that doesn't warrant it sounds pretty evil to me

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    a man invites into a secluded corner to show you some ''magic'', what did you expect to happen? how do you work IRL?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT seething chuds complain about being repeatedly buttfricked by mistake in bg3 because they're too incel and autistic to pick up on obvious romance cues
    Many such cases.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you think that magic trick rhymes with anal sex, that's on you.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie, you the options are clear, and the dialogue and animations are clear. If you cannot pick up on things, that's on you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh frick off, redditor, they're everything but clear. I NEVER added Astarion to my party, he stayed in camp the WHOLE time and he still wanted to bang me for some reason.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because you let him suck your blood and instead of pushing him off or saying the safe word and then telling him "homie this shit gay and it ain't happening again" you went and told him you were super happy about him sucking you off and that he could do it any time like the little closet homosexual you are.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >larps as an anime girl
              >projects his gay fantasies onto others
              Done? Done.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walk in on a guy fricking a ghost fleshlight
    >join in
    >NO THIS ISN'T GAY, I'M JUST DOING VERY HETEROSEXUAL STUFF WITH MY BRO
    Why are straight people so fricking weird?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything's sexual when you're obsessed with wieners, homosexual.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not killing all the males in your party.
    Skill issue I only have a harem of b***hes.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno what's the deal, I've had Gale in my party for a while now and I have yet to see gay shit. Maybe don't stir conversations towards that?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >banged a goddess of magic
    >wants to suck a dick
    I legit thought he was possessed or something when he started his horny talking.

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