>practice magic with Gale >he wants to frick you in the ass >practice dancing moves with Wyll >he wants to frick you in the ass >do not interact with Astarion in any way whatsoever >he wants to frick you in the ass
If I can choose my pronouns, why can't I choose my toon's sexuality?
Bro, you can literally decide the dancing is getting too intense. Stop being a pussy and taking a dick in the ass just because you can't tell companions no lol
Thought he wanted to bust some moves, not bust my ass.
Don't try to reason with people who freak out about the Gale scene because it gets a bit intimate before giving you distinct choices of "Make it gay" and "No I don't want that"
The dialogue that goes gay is something like "Ok, sure"
That means "I want to be gay" to you?
It must be exhausting to be hypersexualized
10 months ago
Anonymous
The options literally are:
1. Hold on to the moment. It's a good night for intimacy.
2. You're in no mood to be so close to Gale. Release your grasp on the Weave.
Not to mention you can already stop it earlier in the scene.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Oh also, even if you pick the first option you can still back out after. You have to purposefully pick the options about picturing kissing him or a romantic walk with him in your head, instead of changing your mind or imagining kicking him/his head on a spike.
the option also means your character is gay and thinking about those choices. your character sits right next to gale automatically in one of those scenes after all. one wrong choice and blamo your mc is a wienersucker but stays in the closet.
you need to realize friendship is not really a thing anymore like you see in the movies or experienced back in the day.
if you see 2 guys hanging out drinking beer in a pub they are either gay homos or co-workers
yea the game is an accurate reflection of how sad millennial/zoomer culture is. most men have no friends besides their gf/wife. without male friends, you get nerdbrain and start seeing male friendship as being gay, like how fujoshi see it, or how academics interpret Achilles and Patroclus etc.
>Chilling in camp after the goblin hunt just want to talk to everyone. >Suddenly everyone is calling me gay for talking to Gale.
Kek It's hilarious how easy it is to go down the romance paths in this game i just wanted to talk to my bro
I dont want to hate gays, but modern world sure tries their best. >Previous Larian games had you solve deeply personalized issues with love interests, for example undead princess yearning to live again so you make a deal with demon / hire a flesh-mancer or get her to accept being boned >All gays in bg3 are borderline rapists who'll come onto me unless I openly despise and insult them 24/7
>everything my mindflayer tadpole shows me is legit
Wait, is that fricking true. Does the mind flayer frick with visions you see when casting the spell Detect Thoughts as well?
Did I kill that poor shapeshifting Ox because my tadpole put a bunch of grotesque imagery in my head?
>ITT seething chuds complain about being repeatedly buttfricked by mistake in bg3 because they're too incel and autistic to pick up on obvious romance cues
Many such cases.
Oh frick off, redditor, they're everything but clear. I NEVER added Astarion to my party, he stayed in camp the WHOLE time and he still wanted to bang me for some reason.
Because you let him suck your blood and instead of pushing him off or saying the safe word and then telling him "homie this shit gay and it ain't happening again" you went and told him you were super happy about him sucking you off and that he could do it any time like the little closet homosexual you are.
>walk in on a guy fricking a ghost fleshlight >join in >NO THIS ISN'T GAY, I'M JUST DOING VERY HETEROSEXUAL STUFF WITH MY BRO
Why are straight people so fricking weird?
>rapes your mc up the ass
no again
Kaboom!
>practice magic with Gale
>he wants to frick you in the ass
>practice dancing moves with Wyll
>he wants to frick you in the ass
>do not interact with Astarion in any way whatsoever
>he wants to frick you in the ass
If I can choose my pronouns, why can't I choose my toon's sexuality?
Lmao in Wylls defense, WHY would you, as a straight man choose to dance romantically with another man? That's your fault.
Thought he wanted to bust some moves, not bust my ass.
>dance romantically
No where is this mentioned. Dancing with a bro is great practice both as lead and for insight as a follower.
Bro, you can literally decide the dancing is getting too intense. Stop being a pussy and taking a dick in the ass just because you can't tell companions no lol
kek
Don't try to reason with people who freak out about the Gale scene because it gets a bit intimate before giving you distinct choices of "Make it gay" and "No I don't want that"
The dialogue that goes gay is something like "Ok, sure"
That means "I want to be gay" to you?
It must be exhausting to be hypersexualized
The options literally are:
1. Hold on to the moment. It's a good night for intimacy.
2. You're in no mood to be so close to Gale. Release your grasp on the Weave.
Not to mention you can already stop it earlier in the scene.
Oh also, even if you pick the first option you can still back out after. You have to purposefully pick the options about picturing kissing him or a romantic walk with him in your head, instead of changing your mind or imagining kicking him/his head on a spike.
Most non-dancegays have never partner danced in their life. The writers just think partner dancing = sexual attraction.
>why can't I choose my toon's sexuality?
Anon just say no.
the game never lets you just shut down the whole romance chain, you have to dance around it while the characters hit on you over and over again
Having the option means that companion is gay. Saying no doesnt mean they arent gay anymore.
the option also means your character is gay and thinking about those choices. your character sits right next to gale automatically in one of those scenes after all. one wrong choice and blamo your mc is a wienersucker but stays in the closet.
Just don't include gays in games
You can choose your troon's sexuality, but not the NPC's
you need to realize friendship is not really a thing anymore like you see in the movies or experienced back in the day.
if you see 2 guys hanging out drinking beer in a pub they are either gay homos or co-workers
yea the game is an accurate reflection of how sad millennial/zoomer culture is. most men have no friends besides their gf/wife. without male friends, you get nerdbrain and start seeing male friendship as being gay, like how fujoshi see it, or how academics interpret Achilles and Patroclus etc.
>Chilling in camp after the goblin hunt just want to talk to everyone.
>Suddenly everyone is calling me gay for talking to Gale.
Kek It's hilarious how easy it is to go down the romance paths in this game i just wanted to talk to my bro
I dont want to hate gays, but modern world sure tries their best.
>Previous Larian games had you solve deeply personalized issues with love interests, for example undead princess yearning to live again so you make a deal with demon / hire a flesh-mancer or get her to accept being boned
>All gays in bg3 are borderline rapists who'll come onto me unless I openly despise and insult them 24/7
>I don't want to hate gays
go back to pleddit
>Romancing Karlach
>Can't bone because she's too hot
>Says she's fine with me banging Gale in the meantime
I talked to him once about his cat.
I'm sure there will be no-homosexual mods soon enough.
Which will promptly be banned from all major mod websites
Get it before its banned and host it?
>I'm gonna make my penis disappear
I'm 4 hours into the game and I'm scared it will force my character to bottom. Does it give me the option to top?
Halsin/Astarion are bottoms. Wyll/Gale will give you the dick I fear.
Will Astarion top if I play a female toon
I was hoping for some magic cantrip at least
Now you get to cast Aids 2/day
Go ahead, uninstall the game. It won't unrape you.
i looked into his mind and saw some evil shit and then booted him outta my party before barely seeing any of his dialogue
it was in character so i had to
>it was in character so i had to
>it was in character so i had to
I failed the check to rescue him from the portal so he is gone forever( I hope)
>looking into his mind is totally okay though
>everything my mindflayer tadpole shows me is legit
You really can't trust anything in this game
>everything my mindflayer tadpole shows me is legit
Wait, is that fricking true. Does the mind flayer frick with visions you see when casting the spell Detect Thoughts as well?
Did I kill that poor shapeshifting Ox because my tadpole put a bunch of grotesque imagery in my head?
Invading his mind without invitation in a situation that doesn't warrant it sounds pretty evil to me
a man invites into a secluded corner to show you some ''magic'', what did you expect to happen? how do you work IRL?
>ITT seething chuds complain about being repeatedly buttfricked by mistake in bg3 because they're too incel and autistic to pick up on obvious romance cues
Many such cases.
If you think that magic trick rhymes with anal sex, that's on you.
homie, you the options are clear, and the dialogue and animations are clear. If you cannot pick up on things, that's on you
Oh frick off, redditor, they're everything but clear. I NEVER added Astarion to my party, he stayed in camp the WHOLE time and he still wanted to bang me for some reason.
Because you let him suck your blood and instead of pushing him off or saying the safe word and then telling him "homie this shit gay and it ain't happening again" you went and told him you were super happy about him sucking you off and that he could do it any time like the little closet homosexual you are.
>larps as an anime girl
>projects his gay fantasies onto others
Done? Done.
>walk in on a guy fricking a ghost fleshlight
>join in
>NO THIS ISN'T GAY, I'M JUST DOING VERY HETEROSEXUAL STUFF WITH MY BRO
Why are straight people so fricking weird?
Everything's sexual when you're obsessed with wieners, homosexual.
>Not killing all the males in your party.
Skill issue I only have a harem of b***hes.
Dunno what's the deal, I've had Gale in my party for a while now and I have yet to see gay shit. Maybe don't stir conversations towards that?
>banged a goddess of magic
>wants to suck a dick
I legit thought he was possessed or something when he started his horny talking.