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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yer mum's hole bigger than this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >You see: Ur mums c**t m8 fite me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Also more radioactive.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gottem

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Wow. I wish I had a hot dog and a really long stick.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      .
      Fallout 1 and 2 are weird. It has retro television and propaganda reminiscent of the 1950s, but the way everyone talks and acts is like that of the late-1980s and 1990s, the way they dress is very 1990s too.

      Was Fallout suppose to be the Pre-War Era is 1950s while Post-War Era is 1990s Apocalypse?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they talked about this in some mini videos
        but here is a sum up video

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >skips over saying that china was the ones that dropped the first nuke
          it's canon, anyone "knowing" (thinking) different don't know fallout

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt it was intentional on the part of the devs, but I look at Fallout 1 and 2 having a sort of cultural shift where Pre-War America was emulating the 1950's, whereas Post-War the culture "progressed" into unintentionally emulating the 80's and 90's.
        That's why a lot of the fashion is more punk-oriented, there's Tool posters everywhere, characters are running around looking like Mad Max characters, language is contemporary.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          .
          Fallout 1 and 2 are weird. It has retro television and propaganda reminiscent of the 1950s, but the way everyone talks and acts is like that of the late-1980s and 1990s, the way they dress is very 1990s too.

          Was Fallout suppose to be the Pre-War Era is 1950s while Post-War Era is 1990s Apocalypse?

          This is also contrasting with 3's and even NV's writing, imo. The isometric characters had a lot more personality in their writing and had more specific subcultures in mind.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's much easier to write some text than write some text, get the right voice actor, then have him voice it just as you wanted.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              But FO1 and 2 have excellent voice acting and a lot of voiced text for the talking head parts.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think the VA work necessarily has anything to do with it.
              Mostly, I think the text format allows for significantly more detail in dialogue and descriptions.
              Example
              >{You see a black man in a worn suit. When he catches your eye, he smiles, his gold tooth glittering in the light of the lamps.}
              >{(Smiles, displaying a gleaming gold tooth. His cologne is so strong it almost chokes you.) }
              >{WELCOME to the glittering city of New Reno, my brother!}
              >{Name's Jules, and I would be MOST pleased to make your acquaintance, show you around, and set you up with whatever you're looking for.}
              >{I can get you ANYTHING you need, brother. If you need to fly, get high, slide down low in a luscious ho, Jules knows
              where to GO. Question is: I gots the treasure, so what's YOUR pleasure?}

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hard to say if it was intentional, if it was intentional as in that was the fashion for game design at the time and Mad Max was a big influence on the series, or if it was unintentional and the cynicism of the 80s and 90s just coincided with cynicism Fallout characters have from their world being blown up.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Was Fallout suppose to be the Pre-War Era is 1950s
        The idea was more "in the future, but using raygun gothic style". Almost more like the 1950s vision of the future. But all trashed of course.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sort of? Fallout America kinda froze in the 1950s, culturally speaking, though it continued developing technologically until 2077, albeit along a different track than reality (fission reactors were perfected and miniaturized, personal computers not so much). It's questionable how much of the post-war culture was a deliberate design choice, and how much was just writers who'd worked on Wasteland 1 just doing their thing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think the real explanation is that they never really had a plan in mind. People act like theyre in the 90's because the game was in the 90's and the 50's style is just set dressing. It was always my interpetation/head canon that the "50's culture" was a sort of government pushed thing. Since the world was already going to shit the 50's prosperity culture was adopted as a means of coping/putting on a facade to the other nations.

        I honestly think the pre war american culture was more similar to the 60's what with the large scale anti war protests and such

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          God, Colonel Autumun honestly did nothing wrong in FO3. He literally went against Eden to stop the genocide plan AND he was doing the same fricking plan as the Brotherhood.

          Shoot ghouls, use water to rebuild America's capital.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Then why does he still try to kill you if you convince Eden to abandon the genocide plan and self destruct?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Because you blew up an Enclave base with a bunch of his men inside of it and are clearly in league with the Brotherhood to try and seize control of the Purifier.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Because the game needed a final boss so here's....a dude.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I won't let you have the water
                >because... because... I'm evil
                rabvo

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >kill him in one shot from my gun acquired near the start of the game

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            yeah fallout 3 is so dumb its comical

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fallout started as not-Mad Max and turned into a pulp sci-fi 50s apocalypse later in development. Fallout 2 is inconsistent like that because the entire game is a hot mess.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fallout 1 was a mess when it came to the fluff. They originally were planning on making a fantasy game and then got the bright idea to make a post-apoc one instead.

        My guess is that the 50's stuff was the original concept where it was more based on mad max as a cold war turned hot before they decided to make it more modern. It was either a holdover or an attempt to explain the superscience.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I just thought they figured "Wasteland did alright, more of that".

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw no one has recreated Wasteland with FO2's engine yet

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              How would you even do that? Wasteland uses a tile based combat while fallout 1 n 2 uses a grid based one.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Probably just make another Fallout Tactics, honestly.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >How would you even do that?
                Have you played FO2 with the controllable companions mod? It changes the game completely.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Mad Max inspired material came first, 50's was later t. Tim Cain.

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          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly I don't trust the devs when they talk about the past, they seem to bullshit a lot about the cohesiveness of the setting.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Leonard Boyarsky gives the same story in a separate interview.

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      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The 1950 culture is supposed to be a relic of the pre-war world and everything post-war is up for grabs.
        There has been 100+ years gap after the war and that pre-war world was destroyed, so yeah it was intentional.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's a giant irreverent reference to science fiction at the time. Dog Meat is a reference to "A Boy and his Dog" and they even have random events with Star Trek red shirts.

        They never were interested in total tonal consistency. It just seems weird to you because you don't have the cultural reference points.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          /thread
          Is hilarious to see ITT bethesda "fallout" fans actually acting like midwits and pretending to understand anything about it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          what he means is, no one in the 50s thought people were going to be talking like 'hey what up dykeface, lets go stomp some muties' with a neon green mohawk in the 2000s, thats all very real world 90s. where did that stuff come from in-universe if the fallout world is nuked retro-future? just natural post-nuke culture? the first one being set so early after the bombs, you should expect to see at least some people act like those 50s (forma de 2077) guys then

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The 1950s were the dominant culture when the bombs drop, but Fallout takes place in the future. Like, you can find a retro-futuristic 1950s diner today, it's just that in our world the 50s aren't as big a hit outside of Christmas. In practice, Pre-War America mechanically has more in common with our present day; electric cars, remote communications, robots steadily replacing blue-collar workers, privatized Hollywood, and an overbearing, antagonistic federal government that would devote more resources to trampling state rights than it would towards the enemy on the other side of the ocean.

            Fallout is a game series about America with a few fantastical elements mixed in between.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Culture changed between the bombs dropping and Fallout 1 which takes place 70 off years later. Bethesda Fallout is medieval stasis only with the 50s.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Bethesda Fallout is medieval stasis only with the 50s.
              Bethesda fallout is retrofuturism with a vague drizzle of exaggerated 50s stereotypes in the apocalype and zero depth other than that.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >fallout is retrofuturism with a vague drizzle of exaggerated 50s stereotypes in the apocalype
                Fixed that for you my friend 🙂

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >didn't even fix my spelling mistake

                based anon

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >fallout is retrofuturism with a vague drizzle of exaggerated 50s stereotypes in the apocalype
                Fixed that for you my friend 🙂

                The things you two just said would fly right over Papagamallo's head because he is not a writer. Bethesda does not have writers they have designers who also handle the writing.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              bethesda has no concept of time, either

              To them, 200 years is 20, 20 years is 2.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >200 years later
                >everything is still freshly smashed and knocked over
                No one found a broom in all that time or thought maybe I thought fix the missing two thirds of my front door.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                They also live in pre war houses who's plumbing and insulation broke down long ago or rusted corrugated iron sheds where you freeze in the winter and boil in the summer. A tent made of animal skins would be better than these cigani houses but le heckin post apocalypse aesthetics amitite?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                *whose
                Frick me.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Obsidian fanboy tries to insult Fallout 3 without accidentally friendly firing on New Vegas: Warning! Impossible!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >brings up New Vegas unprompted

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh cut it out, you.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I miss him so much bros

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i think it branched off 40s or 50s america into a timeline where the transistor never got invented

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's based off of a bunch of different Sci Fi flicks (b movies) and most of them are from the 80s, including Radioactive Dreams which is about kids who grew up with 50s material in a bunker and emerged to an 80s style mad max/cherry 2000 sorta world and made by guys who were living in the 90s

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it sort of emulates the socio-cultural situation of US society at the time, the Cold war ended in a stunning american victory, americans post 1991 were reflecting in all the madness that they just came out out, all that enthusiastic and optimistic propaganda about nuclear war

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fallout 1 and 2 pre-war culture was not the 50s.
        The only 50s cultural played in the intro cutscenes There was a lot of imagery inspired by flash gordon, star wars, comic books, etc, and the architecture in the game was some sort of retro-futuristic art deco stuff like the old batman animated series cartoon from the 90s. You can search up pictures of Necropolis in fallout 1 and it looks exactly like pic related but destroyed.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Seemed to me like it was "the 50s idea of the future".

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The cathedral for comparison.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The cathedral for comparison.

          You are right, but not about the Onions Wars influence. The sci-fi elments are more literary.
          Fallout 1 and 2 never was about "lol the 50's" like Bugthesda slop, but had his own cultural progression, which was mainly Art Deco and film noir aesthetics. The rockabillies have eventually became punks like early 80's. There is definitely a proper, organic culture, which is lacking in Bethesda Fallout pre-war.

          A Canticle to Leibowitz by Walter M. Miller Jr is undoubtedly a great inspiration for Fallout, but I've never seen one of these essaygays point that out, I guess they don't read books.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >but not about the Onions Wars influence.
            The power armor in 1 was definitely inspired by stormtroopers. The world had this crusty ran down feel in star wars a new hope, like everything was futuristic but decayed like some terrible apocalyptic event happened years in the past, f1 has a very similar feel.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Look me in the eye and tell me this isn't a droid.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Droids existed long before Star Wars, anon. Both in other movies, series and pulp magazines.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Onions Wars

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              In practice, the BoS are closer to well-equipped Stormtroopers than they are Space Marines. Maybe if they were willing to go balls on the walls with combat drugs they could emulate the enhanced reflexes and physical abilities.
              Like, for a single fight.
              Than never be able-bodied again.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Do understand though that 40k changed substantially AFTER Fallout and Fallout 2 were made.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the bombs drop in 2077. the game happens 2277.
        the LE 1950's hurr durr was all fricking moronic shit from betheshit in fo3 and on.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Even Fo3 didn't fixate on it that much. That was the only Bethesda Fallout that tried but was untimately hampered by theor designer writer approach. I guess people liked tranquility lane so Papagabolio doubled down on that.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I also watched Home Alone 2.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Ian! I've reached the top!
    >WhuUUAH-

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's down there?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      really old dry poop

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are they like this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Black folk and enjoy Fallout 1 + 2

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >girls playing Fallout 3, 4 or NV
      lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, they're too busy playing 76

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the junk MMO

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They weren't girls before they played them [spoiler and still aren't now[/spoiler]

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          dumb meme

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Is it though?

            Forced meme

            Dead meme

            you will never be women

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >the same dead meme again

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                you will never be women

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Concession accepted

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Forced meme

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Are you the same loser coomer from /vg/?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Why the frick would I go to /vg/?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Sar, you indian, you need help, sar. Bethesda game very bad, men playing it are fat and have small dick, sar.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >what is saarfield
                Dilate

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                what is saaar? baybe do not be hurting me no more.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Snooziefiled fanboy
                lmao

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                0 reading comprehension. To be expected of tw*tter screencap ESLs.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >New Vegas hater tried first to push "lol y'all troony" card after failing in destroy and derail a good thread.
                >Gets btfo'd, called a pajeet (imagine being a "male" pajeet)
                Just give up, sar, you lost, you are indian.

                >but not about the Onions Wars influence.
                The power armor in 1 was definitely inspired by stormtroopers. The world had this crusty ran down feel in star wars a new hope, like everything was futuristic but decayed like some terrible apocalyptic event happened years in the past, f1 has a very similar feel.

                Starship Troopers is a good book and certainly inspired Fallout as I mentioned in another thread earlier today, although some elements want to force a narrative that the book never had any effect on pop culture apart from the movie.
                The concept of power-armor was non-existent before that.
                >he world had this crusty ran down feel in star wars a new hope
                I've always thought that Alien was a major influence in this respect, with its own form of retro-futurism.

                having never played 2 or 1 and minimally touched NV, what's people's hate boner for 2 over 1? Could you explain it for someone who doesn't play isometric rpgs at all?

                Because Fallout 2 has a lot of pop culture references and meta humor, which is generally cringe and reddit-like to the point of some of their writers disavowing it nowadays.
                I'd say that Fallout has a more basic premise and a much better antagonist, but Fallout 2 is a more complete game, so Fallout 1 and 2 are fighting among themselves for decades now.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Learn to read gay.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Learn to red, sar.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Learn basic biology gay.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The more posts I read from Emil the more I can't fricking stand him.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >pic
                I helped Moira write the best book that she could.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                When did it became sar/saar? It always sounded like sir in the Kitboga clips

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                extra exaggerated stereotype, like I don't think pajeet is an actual indian name but it kind of sounds like it would be a dumb yet common one. I can see how people would hear their pronounciation of sir like saar, tho.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          based truth

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Is it though?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Forced meme

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        14 years ago I let my ex gf play a new fallout 3 save and she died 8 times on the radroaches you find at the beginning of the game

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I can see girls playing 4, maybe, it's more "accessible" and has some domestic aspects like the base building.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >NV
        '"women" favorite

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Dead meme

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No it's just the general favorite along with 2.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There are plenty of girls in the modding scene for TES and Fallout NV/4.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Are there though?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's just playing dress up.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        "Gamer" women love moronic normie games alongside their usual stupid shit, so I can see a woman playing Fallout 4.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >comes into Fallout 1 thread to complain about...something

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        About the subhumans that enjoy F3-4-NV. His image proves that F1 and 2 are the best fans.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the FO1 and 2 fan racist? That's bad, isn't it?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >That's bad, isn't it?
        Can you explain to us why it's bad?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >That's bad, isn't it?
        Loving yourself and those who are like you is always good, Anon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >He knows about my "kill all brown people on sight rule" in my fallout playthroughs
      Okay, fair, you got me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you cut him off?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Damn sneaks and their sneaky ways

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair, those frickers WILL crit you with their flamers and plasma rifles

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >nightkin could be here he thought

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what does the f76 fan say

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >launches nuclear missile worth hundred millions of dollars at your camp in silence

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Mmmmm dasty grayonz

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing wrong with having 1, 2, or NV as your favorite. It is rare that I see any Fallout fans attack one another over any of those being placed as their #1. There are still those who would say it should've remained isometric (which I tend to agree with), but you can't knock NV for the story or design. It got everything a Fallout game needed in, and then some. They ripped everything from Van Buren. In everything except name, NV is what Fallout 3 was supposed to be and everyone recognizes that.

      What I cannot in any way condone are people that say Fallout 3 was good. It wasn't just not a good Fallout game (in fact it was a terrible Fallout game and a bad rpg in general), but it was also a bad game. Nonsensical writing aside, the gameplay sucked ass, the world has a puke green filter on everything, and to this day it is an unstable piece of shit. There is nothing redeeming about it at all. I know more than one person who returned to the game after having positive memories who had their nostalgia goggles violently ripped off.

      Fallout 4 I am also not a fan of, but I can pardon those who are for the simple fact that I see obvious appeal. Colectathons and base building are their own genre of games at this point, I get why there'd be an audience for that. It's not for me and I don't think it has any place in Fallout as a franchise, and I also believe that Fallout 4's existence has steered Fallout into a direction I worry it will never recover from, but I do get why some people have spent as much time as they have with it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >, the gameplay sucked ass, the world has a puke green filter on everything, and to this day it is an unstable piece of shit. There is nothing redeeming about it at all. I know more than one person who returned to the game after having positive memories who had their nostalgia goggles violently ripped off.
        When you explain to people about the level scaling their mind gets blown. I know because it happened to me after playing Skyrim.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I also believe that Fallout 4's existence has steered Fallout into a direction I worry it will never recover from, but I do get why some people have spent as much time as they have with it.
        Fair, though I'd argue this direction made sense for 76. In the sense I don't think Fallout as an RPG really works as a multiplayer game

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Is 76 worth playing at all? I am slightly intrigued by the crazy cryptid monsters in it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The main story kind of blows, but all the side stuff is passable to good. 76's "a few decades after the bombs fell" plays into Bethesda's writing strengths, and if they hadn't insisted on shoehorning in the BoS and Super Mutants (not the FEV, mind you; the unique mutants is half the draw of the Apps) where they ill-fit plus several super-duper-secret pre-war Power Armor prototypes it would had been on par with their good DLCs.
            I particularly liked how, functioning on the logic that the average person is a survivor of the Pre-War world and not a mutant, the Enclave aren't acting like genocidal crazies and can be convinced to act like an actual public service for the populace.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Oblivion was much the same, but Oblivion's shoddiness at least has the unintended side effect of making it genuinely hilarious.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The joke is that NV fan is trans?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, the joke is that the Fallout 1 and 2 fan appears to be racist, though he is actually saying Nightkin.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i hate 34 Black folk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      NMA cultivated a very peculiar culture

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      NV>2>1
      don't care to rate the rest

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >2>1

        gay

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          having never played 2 or 1 and minimally touched NV, what's people's hate boner for 2 over 1? Could you explain it for someone who doesn't play isometric rpgs at all?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It is a much bigger and expansive game, but it's also a lot looser in tone, which some people don't care for.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >tim cain had no involvement in fallout 2, hence the talking animals, endless crusty pop culture references, weak story, etc
            >world is a huge disjointed mess with no flow
            >theme park world, mafia town, kung fu china town, super mutant town, ghoul town
            >talking deathclaws and animals was not popular among the devs but they were put in to appeal to children, much like the tutorial dungeon that was forced in so kids would have an easier time playing
            >also this is the game where you can create a 16 year old girl character and make her a prostitute in new reno, but the higher ups were interested in butchering it so kids could play (lmao)

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >They added all this shit to appeal to kids in the same game with New Reno
              What was Interplay smoking, since they undoubtedly ODed on it when pushing out FO:BoS

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Whew, do not know how I haven't at least sponged some of this from Fallout discussion threads. That sounds like such a downgrade from what 1 was going for. What were the talking animals? They never seem to bring those up in the series again.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                There are two talking giant mole rats in fallout 2, and an entire vault of intelligent talking deathclaws.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's a huge game you can have a ton of fun in, but it's also vastly less cohesive as a result.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            1 has a very depressive tone and atmosphere that never shows up in a Fallout game again.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Until…?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Fo3 is too bipolar going between postnuclear hellscape and random goofy stuff every ten minutes

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                part and parcel given the source material

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, roaming the necropolis while this was playing was an experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZctTNwrjHA&pp=ygUWbmVjcm9wb2xpcyBmYWxsb3V0IG9zdA%3D%3D

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          1 is just too unfinished

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i enjoy all fallout games besides 76 but hate Black folk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hating 3 but loving NV has never made sense. NV only exists because of 3

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I can see some people not liking the lack of QoL improvements that NV made. 3's gunplay is pretty gnarly and dated for when it came out (though, not the worse out of any "decent" game I've played from that era: M&B: With Fire and Sword has it beat.)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nonsense post

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing a lick of paint won't fix.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How far does the radiation extend, I always wonder this.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So what made the hole? A nuke wouldn't make a clean hole like that. and there doesn't appear to be anything at the bottom.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A nuke. It was a direct hit on the bunker which cracked it open and doused it in extreme radiation levels. It does whatever they say it did because it's a video game.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    CIA Headquarters.png

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Big enough to park my meat in.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no need mr bishop, your wife and daughter will do me just fine.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Not solving the murder and wiping out the Bishops, the Mordinos, and the Salvatores to turn New Reno into a normal town
        NGMI

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          New Reno remaining a shithole is a canon event.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Partially canon. The Wrights took over New Reno, but the Chosen One impregnated Mr Bishop's wife or daughter (or both), so the Bishops eventually took over New Reno.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              New Vegas has it as New Reno is still a shithole with the ruling families being the Van Graffs and Wrights. The Bishops still exist under the Chosen One's son, however and he's apparently a scary motherfricker despite being weaker politically.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                what is this pic from?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                van buren design docs, but specifically it's a still from The Quick and the Dead (1995).
                Sharon Stone was apparently going to be used as the rough likeness of Frieda Van Graff.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Why would I do that? Free sex is...LE GOOD

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >A married woman that tries to use her position as the wife of a mob boss to threaten both men and women into having sex with her
            >A drug addict that is the daughter of a mob boss
            No thank you.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I can fix them.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The ending shows that you can't.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Cucking Bishop IS how you fix New Reno

            >Wanting to live in a Black person tier ghetto
            Holy frick, get meds.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Cucking Bishop IS how you fix New Reno

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It was weird that the wrights were basically the good ending for Reno
          I don't think they'd make the redneck family the good ending anymore

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Meh at the same time they're memeing with enclave leadership being proud republicans

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You'd have to pay ME to try your grimy harlots.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's a glitterboy?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        3m-tall power armor with a shoulder-mounted cannon.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A homosexual.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What are you a fairy?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        A dirty homosexual

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 1 is boring

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No it isn't.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Keep telling yourself that Todd. New Vegas was a snoozer too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you're boring

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you brought some Rad-X

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm the greatest "a-hole" of all time! OF ALL TIME!! I'm just saying.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    approximation of your mom when she had to shit out your fat ass

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why do some super mutants need straps to lift their lips?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the master's FEV is a joke but he's too insane to realize it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        They have to mew else their jaws get permanently shut due to how heavy their cranium are.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >missing butch, decker, loxley, rhombus

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >loxley
        this guy is actually jarring as frick, i only met him for the first time in my third playhrough and its literally a bethesda npc dropped into the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They're so great

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Also I played F1 but have no idea who center and green hair are.
      Guess I missed some shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I love how you can tell they originally wanted this to be more common but they realized how moronic that was and just made key characters have talking heads

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't, Would, Would
      Would, Wouldn't, Wouldn't
      Would, Would, Wouldn't
      Would, Wouldn't, Wouldn't
      Would, Wouldn't Wouldn't

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      undiluted soul

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I found out for the first time this year that Laura works for the followers, I'd never talked with them about getting me into the cathedral before and I assumed she was related to cut content. Sorry for nuking you so many times laura

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    BoS
    >send people to their death for shits and giggles in F1
    >hide in bunkers in F2
    >off screen sperg out and start a war with NCR because they didn't bend over, lose said war because NCR was not composed of stick wielding savages
    >sperg out again shortly before New Vegas events takes place and get btfo so hard they retreat into a singular bunker
    >strip Rivet city of it's reactor in Fallout 3 to launch a fricking zeppelin, most likely dooming Rivet city in the process
    >invade Commonwealth, strong arm peasants into supplying them with food in F4, destroying anything written on paper that is not some technical document because it is useless to them
    I hate these pricks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >>send people to their death for shits and giggles in F1
      >>hide in bunkers in F2
      Why did they do this?

      The rest of the games are fanfiction so I don't care about them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        When you ask to join the Brotherhood and enter their bunker, they "task" you with first retrieving something from The Glow, the most dangerous place in the entire area. It's less "go die there" and more a way to tell people to go away by giving them a seemingly impossible task or suicide mission, so that they'll just decide not to and leave. The guard is surprised when you actually come back with what they asked for.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So its like joining the masonry.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you're not real

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Well, in 2, a larger, better-equipped faction has just airdropped right the hell out of nowhere and is killing anyone who gets in their way. Makes sense that they'd try and lie low, at least until they can get some blueprints to help even the technological playing field.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        In Fallout 1, it's a "go away" message.
        In Fallout 2, they were defeated by the Enclave, so they had to hide and can only help the Chosen One by giving him or her power armour, powerful weapons, and access to their supercomputer, which can increase some S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats by 1.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So they're confirmed based.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            The BOS are the most based faction in the entire series.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              They are the defacto mascots of the entire franchise. They will always make an appearance, no matter how shoehorned it feels.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The rest of the games are fanfiction so I don't care about them.
        New Vegas is a direct continuation of 1 and 2. It borrows extensively from Van Buren. Why do you reject it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't New Vegas just the one particular chapter that got stomped trying to hold Helios-1? The east coast Brotherhood was in pretty good shape fighting the Enclave for the capital, even before they reactivated Liberty Prime and even with the Outcast schism. After taking Project Purity and destroying the troop crawler, they're probably the biggest power on the eastern seaboard.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. NV specifically only has the Mojave Chapter. They're not the entirety of the West Coast BoS.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forgot fallout tv showwhere they became a religious cult where knights abuse their squires and raise moronic orphans who aren't told about things like sex ever

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't they essentially a monastic order created by former army personnel to A.) keep dangerous technology out of the hands of others, and B.) disassociate themselves from the government that ordered the creation of dangerous weapons like the FEV?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Fallout 76 leans into that explanation somewhat as well
          >Maxon and Taggerdy (Appalachian BoS leader formerly Lieutenant) talk about what to do in post-apocalyptic US over radio(I don't know how it works after EMP waves that followed the nuke detonations)
          >Maxon wants to inspire lethargic personnel by aping knightly orders and scholars who wanted to preserve knowledge after the fall of Rome, Taggerdy views it as silly but agrees with the method and shapes her own former squad in similar fashion

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >fallout 76

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              yes

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I've been reading shit and I guess Bestheda apparently turned Roger Maxson into wasteland jesus when everyone wasn't looking, when IIRC all he was was a US Army Soldier who defected and killed all the Mariposa scientists because of FEV and then died before the Brotherhood of Steel was properly founded.

                And I guess Leon Von Felden is also now japanese because of the show.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The FEV being a dangerous weapon is the most moronic thing the Brotherhood OG leaders could think of. The damn thing could help save millions by curing diseases and in the case of Fallout help humanity adapt to a wasteland where nuclear radiation causes mutations in their world.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >The first significant post-war use was an attempt to build an army, abandoned only because the resulting sterility would make the Master's ultimate objective impossible
            >The second and third attempts were weaponized modifications deliberately targeting all non-Enclave personnel for annihilation at the genetic level
            Yeah, I don't think you can blame them for filing that under "Heinous Shit, Keep Away From morons".

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, but the Institute used it to help make fertile Synths with Shawn's DNA.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And they're also using murderous robots to kill and replace anyone who poses the least obstacle to their manipulations. It's clear that morality is not a major concern of theirs.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            hmmm yes what could possibly go wrong

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Gooey fingers tipped with eyestalks typed this post.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        BoS
        >send people to their death for shits and giggles in F1
        >hide in bunkers in F2
        >off screen sperg out and start a war with NCR because they didn't bend over, lose said war because NCR was not composed of stick wielding savages
        >sperg out again shortly before New Vegas events takes place and get btfo so hard they retreat into a singular bunker
        >strip Rivet city of it's reactor in Fallout 3 to launch a fricking zeppelin, most likely dooming Rivet city in the process
        >invade Commonwealth, strong arm peasants into supplying them with food in F4, destroying anything written on paper that is not some technical document because it is useless to them
        I hate these pricks

        Are you ready for le twist?
        BOS IS LEGION? OMG I NEVER NOTICED THEIR LATIN NAMES
        JUST LIKE MY HECKIN WESTWORLD :O
        I fricking NEED TO BINGE MY SLOP SLOP

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't they essentially a monastic order created by former army personnel to A.) keep dangerous technology out of the hands of others, and B.) disassociate themselves from the government that ordered the creation of dangerous weapons like the FEV?

        They were Maxon's attempts at LARPing as the knights of Camelot, so it only makes sense they'd morph into nuCatholicism with Lost Hills as the nuVatican and the Chapters akin to the states of a Holy American Empire.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In FO1 if you've joined them and convinced them to help destroy Mariposa, they pretty unambiguously help out the settlements in the area in the epilogue, ending their strict isolation

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You just need to leave Rhombus alive for them to help others in Fallout 1.
        https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Fallout_endings#Brotherhood_of_Steel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >retreat into a singular bunker
      Only in the Mojave. They were still formidable in California.
      Rivet city of it's reactor in Fallout 3 to launch a fricking zeppelin, most likely dooming Rivet city in the process
      >invade Commonwealth, strong arm peasants into supplying them with food in F4, destroying anything written on paper that is not some technical document because it is useless to them
      Fallout 3 and 4 are subpar fan games, stop talking about them.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, all the shit in 4 aside from the sudden robo-racism are things they did in either NV or Tactics, so that argument is valid

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ive seen bigger

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    good lord I hate the nu-fallout aesthetic so much

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Power armor without helmet
      what does this homie thinks this is? 40k?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Look at the gun attached to the bottom of his arm.
        Yeah they think it's 40k

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Did the BoS in 4 not tip you off?

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Wow, what a *dies from rads*

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it really too much to ask to make Fallout a survival horror? The first game almost touched on that but it never went back since. Could be a neat spinoff too. The Stalker games literally do this so it's not impossible.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ...It's an RPG series.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So it is too much to ask.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          just mod new vegas with jsawyer and some other things and you got yourself a survival horror.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What's that?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Disgusting fat homosexual with beady eyes.
        Brain eroded by syphilis so hard he no longer understands something as basic as a 1-10 scale

        I don't understand Caravan.

        You have mutant IQ, my condolences.
        The goal is to reach minimum of 21 ideally the maximum of 26 on 3 tracks before your enemy does, you stuck cards in ascending or descending order, alternatively matching the suit
        Going over 26 will overload your stack meaning you will have to either get rid of some cards with jacks or just dump the entire track and start over.
        Jacks remove cards they're played on, Queens inverse the stack order and change suit to that of queen. Kings double the value of a card they're played on each time. Jokers do a bit of trolling and remove all other card matching value of what it was played on, when played on aces they wipe out the entire suit of an ace.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          lol
          it's funny how at some point years ago I could consistently beat any NPC in the game at caravan and now i don't know what the frick you just said

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So it is too much to ask.

      >Fallout a survival horror?
      you need to play DUST mod for new vegas, there's a sanity mechanic instead of karma and if you do enough bad shit to other survivors you will permanently go insane start seeing things that aren't real and get access to perks which you can only pick while being insane oh and there's fun stuff going on in strip you'll see when you get there

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >insanity
        RADS should definitely do that in Fallout

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          dealing with radiation is major pain in DUST but also other survival mechanics are integral role of the game, on my first run which is the best run I had a section where I couldn't find any food for hours of gameplay and my character almost starved to death and I considered picking cannibal perk because I couldn't find any other source of food
          DUST is awesome, just play it blind the best experience is when you're clueless and confused

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty interested in DUST but how likely is it to not be compatible with some others mods?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          since it works like a total conversion mod assume nothing is compatible with it other than UI/QOL mods or dedicated DUST fixes, the original release had some bugs so I remember I had to download some DUST patch mod, you'll find all of that on nexusmods

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          fixes animations and graphics mods work fine in my experience and others. I think that's honestly all you need anyway? Was there a particular set of mods you had in mind?

          Also before I forget if you play DUST install the tunnler fix mod

          van buren design docs, but specifically it's a still from The Quick and the Dead (1995).
          Sharon Stone was apparently going to be used as the rough likeness of Frieda Van Graff.

          huh that's pretty cool. I've been meaning to read those docs to steal ideas from

          Also I played F1 but have no idea who center and green hair are.
          Guess I missed some shit.

          green hair is a follower of the apoc. I think her name's katya? Baldy is a brotherhood scribe iirc

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            mostly added armor/weapons mods

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              yeah I doubt that'll work. If they are all stuck in a box in goodsprings then they'll probably be fine but if theyre in the loot table they'll get overwritten

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    take 3 str when making a character in fo1
    10 luck

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this shit filtered me as a kid because I didn't realise you need to use a rope

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was that a Home Alone 2 reference?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I might try foline again hmm

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Whoa man, what a dangerous area. No wonder they stuck the quest item to get the strongest armor in the game h--
    >it's on the top floor and takes all of 10s to nab
    o-oh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair if you don't realize what sort of place it is, you WILL die in those ten seconds

      Fallout 1 has some of the best pacing I’ve ever seen in a video game. Arguably better than OoT.

      fallout 1 has dogshit pacing though?

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 1 has some of the best pacing I’ve ever seen in a video game. Arguably better than OoT.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >reach military base
      >everything is 20 levels above you
      nothing says excellent pacing like stopping the mission and grinding huh

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Don't go to the mission base so early then dummy

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          kys fake ass homosexual

          so tired of you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, the first game caps at 21. If you can't fight things out at a pretty early level, you're doing it wrong.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >caps at 21
          Not when I popped open the cheat engine and just bruteforced my way through the rest of the game at level 999999999999999999999.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Mariposa? You only need to take a few things, trigger the silent self-destruct, and then sneak out.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i got through it by taking all the drugs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Arguably better than OoT.
      There's not really much argument since OoT has dogshit pacing. Shotgunning you through dungeons and not having a fun world to explore is bad.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >uhm AKSHULLY beloved game is...le bad!
        The most boring posts on Ganker

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >angry redditor mad that someone doesn't pretend their casual trash game is good
          The most common of redditor posts.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    1 > NV > 2 > 3 > 4

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      1 > 2 > NV > 3
      I haven't played the others yet.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No need to. You're all finished.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna pee in it!

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 3 could have been a good game if Bethesda tried something new.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Or if they could write.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    man i really like fallout 1 and 2 when i was a kid, but just looking at these screenshots i couldn't go back
    on the other hand fallout 3 and new vegas only get better with the years

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I played Fallout 1 properly for the first time only three years ago, and adored it. I played F3 and NV on release, for perspective. Never bothered with 4.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There was a hole here, it's gone now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, no, there it is. I was facing the wrong way.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >head to SanFran
    >get jumped by punks with rippers and power fists
    WHAT IS THE EXPLANATION FOR THIS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't wear flowers in your hair, anon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to chinatown gwai lo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      JOIN THE ARMY, homosexual

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm pregnant sir nothing to see here
        >sure you are my boy, come over here for a second

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Fallout 3 could have had a kino DLC ending if you convinced Autumn to walk away but then he returns in the DLC as an alternate faction path for a more benevolent Enclave

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Scars have the strange power to remind us that our past is real

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 4's minigun looks hideous thanks to the nutsack containing the ammo.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bethesda was aping TF2's minigun for 3 and 4

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        both TF2 and FO4 were aping the M61 Vulcan

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, the tf2 is aping some helicopter sideview mounted one with some gay american name. The drum on the bottom is meant to be carried on you back but of course it doesn't actually work like that in real life.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      where does the ammo go

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Into the target, ideally. Potentially into a comical outline of the target.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Ah the ol' KLOBB routine.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        On the side probably. They're fed via ammo links.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what do they eat?

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the classy .223 pistol becomes a bandit gun
    I hated that so much.

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    indeed

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe-maybe-maybe-maybe-maybe-

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Play the guitar; play it again, my J-J-J-J-J-

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ah the crisp smell of 2010 (to present).

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ah the crisp smell of 2010 (to present).

        Frick does the game keep crashing for, is there some sort of long-standing memory issue like with Dragon Age: Origins?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Garbage engine

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what are people doing playing new vegas in current year without NVAC and 4GB patch, with these two the game pretty much never crashes but it may slow down sometimes when the anti crash thing is doing its job.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Some moronic thing like having a limit on how much memory could be used so it just crashes, I don't know specifics but there's a patch for it to make it not do that.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          32-bit game, it can only use 4GB of ram before crashing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      oh man

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Maaaaaaaaybeeee you'll think of me....

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He was an hero
        An hero I say

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    In Fallout 3, the perk that the Lone Wanderer gets during the radiation section of Moira's sidequest is a reference to the first two games. It gives the ability to fix crippled limbs when the Lone Wanderer has 400+ rads.
    In Fallout 2, when the Chosen One runs over Lumpy the ghoul, he says that his limbs will pop back into place eventually, and mentions that he once caused a Nuka-Cola truck to overturn, spilling caps everywhere.
    In Fallout 1, one of the random events that the Vault Dweller may come across is an overturned Nuka-Cola truck with a box full of caps next to it.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Played 1&2 for the first time and of course I went melee build. That was fun as hell. 13 action points, 4 free movement points at the end. Just smack some fricker with the super sledge and run around the corner

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Also, I went into the glow without a geiger counter so I was scared shitless about how much radiation I'm actually getting.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Try going Unarmed sometime with Jinxed. Watch everyone else fail horribly while you beat them to death with your bare hands.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth keeping my Luck at 4 (because only 6 is needed for Better Crits) and waiting until getting to NCR for the Luck boost? This is for a Minigun build btw.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, Sniper will make sure you get stupid amounts of crits anyway.

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've only played Fallout 3 and New Vegas. What's the best way of trying 1 and 2 now?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fallout 1 with Fallout Fixt

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fallout Et Tu is the best FO1 mod at the moment since it brings the engine of 2 into one plus some goodies.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What's different in the FO2 engine?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Here's the mod description from nexus:

            Replicates Fallout 1 in 2 almost 1:1.
            Comes with the Hero Appearance mod integrated (Bald Dude, Long Hair Dude, Black Dude, Punk Girl).
            Selected Fallout 2 weapons have been added (sparingly!) to the game world in ways that don't break the game balance.
            Fallout 2 styled merchant inventory restocking (Optional).
            Party members and generic NPCs can be pushed out of the way.
            Party members level up and change their appearance based on worn armor.
            Party members can be controlled in combat (Optional).
            Automatic door opening and closing (Optional).
            Traverse the wastes on your very own motorcycle (Optional)!
            Continue playing after the main story has been completed (Optional).
            Lots of bugfixes, making the game run more stable than even the original with patches.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >basically the FO3 half of TTW but for FO1
              Neato, might need to replay 1 with this mod

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just play them without any mods. It's extremely cringe to do first playthrough with mods.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fallout Fixt is just tidying up, not modding. There's an unfinishable quest in the base game for instance because the thing to finish it is just missing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Just play them without any mods.
        Nah, Sfall/Restoration Project make Fallout 2 better.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care if you think pregnant dragon mod makes skyrim better
          People have played Fallout 1 the way it was released for 25 years

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Restoration Project is a must for FO2, it literally puts in back all the removed and censored content.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What got censored and removed?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I think there was a child killer reputation showing vault boy kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach. children in general are "taken out" of f02 in the Euro release

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            child sprites were removed but child NPCs are still in the game so you'll repeatedly get pick-pocketed by invisible children you can't kill

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Just get the unofficial patch because Fallout 2 is a buggy mess.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Post your Fallout vehicle.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That depends. Is 2077 late enough for Fallout!America to have developed a Pinto Cruising Wagon?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Going by the Richard Nixon doll, the 70s still happened in the Fallout universe.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Groovy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Though I shall be repainting in perhaps a dark blue-grey

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Black on Black

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Golf caddy

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Riot shotgun
    >Shotgun Surgeon
    >And Stay Back
    >Bloody Mess
    >Better Criticals

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What do you have against Big Boomer, anon?

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone actually explore the glow after they get the holotape?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Of course I did. Why would I not?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you didn't find the computer?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I come for the free Plasma Rifle, combat armor, and ammo too.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's a shit load of good guns in the basement basically for free.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But you already can get the best guns in the game for even less effort by going to the Boneyard, and the game railroads you to that location. Granted, it's not hard to head to the Glow either, because the Brotherhood is near the tutorial towns, but still. I'd expect more players to get their plasma rifle and turbo-fy it by easily killing the Deathclaws in basic metal armor with Ian and Tycho than head to the Glow.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      there's free combat armor as well as EVERY end-game weapon in The Glow.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If I like explosives in 3/New Vegas, and I liked throwing in Arcanum, will I like throwing and traps Fallout 1/2?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >throwing and traps in classic FO
      Kek

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        lol no these are likely the worst skills in the game

        Heavens, no.

        no it misses pretty much every time plus enemies beeline to you plus you don't get much ammo plus its literally only grenades, there's no launchers

        You're not going to enjoy yourself in the least, anon.

        Darn, what is a fun build then?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Melee is fun for battering

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Get the FO2tweaks mod to give yourself five levels right the minute you beat the Temple. From there pump your stat points into whatever you want. It makes the much more enjoyable, trust me.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Small guns and large guns will do, experimental later on

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Unarmed is cool, you can learn lots of different techniques.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Fallout 1 has one build and it's 10+ in agility. Nothing else matters because it's the only stat that matters, that's why they called it Fallout 1.
          Doing anything different is just making the game harder than it actually is because you want it to be that way.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Fallout 1 has one build and it's 10+ in agility.
            That's also the Fallout 2 build.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            you stole this post word for word from the warlockracy fallout 1 video

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Spotted the Warlockracy watcher. For a literal Commie I find him actually pretty tolerable, maybe because being Russian he doesn't engage in annoying culture war squabbles.

            >Fallout 1 has one build and it's 10+ in agility.
            That's also the Fallout 2 build.

            Incorrect, Fallout 2 has the Charisma build as well for when you want a jolly band of companions.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Unarmed with Jinxed. It either becomes a slog to fight or a string of good (bad) luck that you'll remember fondly about the game. Don't do this for your first run because your companions will critically miss as well so you have to go solo. Do this on your second run or so.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lol no these are likely the worst skills in the game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Heavens, no.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no it misses pretty much every time plus enemies beeline to you plus you don't get much ammo plus its literally only grenades, there's no launchers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're not going to enjoy yourself in the least, anon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really want to be like that anon who tagged the worst skills in the game and softlocked himself out of playing the game any further?

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just bought Fallout 1, what am I in for

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A satisfying adventure.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A post-nuclear roleplaying game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Read the manual, the steam version comes with it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I got it on gog, but I will give it a look

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Reading the manual unironically helped me play the game to completion for the first time. I've tried to play it and quit multiple times in the past. Save often, more often than you think. Do not be afraid of completely restarting your game if you feel like you fricked up your build before reaching Junktown.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    JUMP OVER IT

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    people who say they like fallout 1 and 2 are posing. fallout 2 is absolute garbage

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >t. lost an arm-wrestling contest

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Let's launch over it!

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    C D E D B D Ducks?

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Funny how this meme btfo'd Bugthesdrones so fricking hard to the point they need to force essays saying that Fallout 3/4 are amazing or push narratives against Fallout 1, 2 and FNV.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thread isn't about 3 and 4

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We got the actual Fallout 1, 2, 3, I'm happy with that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I still like the Brotherhood of Steel game, going Akimbo with SMG's is cool.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout 1 is very mediocre, I used to pretend to enjoy it, but I played it a few months ago and i didn't even finished the game, I stopped while taking over the Mariposa base

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats, that's like 15 minutes from the ending

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Unless if you go anti-clockwise, in which case Mariposa is the first dungeon.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I don't think you can do that

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yes you can. It's just riskier than going clockwise.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              He said
              >while taking over
              which is distinctly different from "I got demolished by a super mutant with a minigun at the entrance"

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, yeah. You can't go guns-blazing that early in the game.
                I chose some dialogue options, lockpicked and looted a locker, activated the silent self-destruct, and then escaped.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Can you imagine someone doing that on their first playthrough?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                If they are following a guide, then yes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I played it for the first time myself recently. It took me about 8 hours, and I didn't care for it either.
      -Dialogue was simpler than I was lead to expect, and it was surprisingly clunky--mostly in regard to how many choices would exit it and you'd have to talk to them again. The people you talked to had interesting things to say, but just not the player character, even with high speech
      -Companions were such a let down. They feel half-baked, needing you to sell them weapons for them to equip, and not being allowed to armor them up, with sprite reuse being so bad that outlining allies was turned into a perk for some reason. They don't do much outside of shootbang either.
      -Combat wasn't too interesting. If it was a melee enemy, you just spend any leftover movement to try to drag out theirs so they attack less. If they have guns, frick it, there's little point not to face tank. Better to win the DPS race than go for the distance-inaccuracy. I think the game would've benefited a lot from AC being increased by movement, at the very least.
      -The Boneyard was egregiously unfinished. Too much of the dialogue was broken or wasn't set to account for completed quest steps elsewhere, not to mention the good and canon ending of the Followers being cut from the game
      -Endgame was just being nigh-immortal in power armor and hoping you don't eat a bullshit critical hit that does triple digit damage. What a shallow way to feel powerful.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >-Endgame was just being nigh-immortal in power armor and hoping you don't eat a bullshit critical hit that does triple digit damage. What a shallow way to feel powerful.
        Yet it feels like the best implementation of power armor in the whole series. You are impervious to attack from common plebs, but an unlucky hit from advanced weapons will delete you. That's canon as frick

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >-Companions were such a let down. They feel half-baked, needing you to sell them weapons for them to equip, and not being allowed to armor them up, with sprite reuse being so bad that outlining allies was turned into a perk for some reason. They don't do much outside of shootbang either.
        Fixed with Fallout Et Tu, same for the Boneyard.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >you needs mods to make shitty old game good
          lol

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Dumb c**t

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'll force myself to finish Fallout 1 so I can play 2, I think I'll just let all the companions die in Mariposa before even going after the Master. I pretty much did all the quests, but I felt burned in certain point.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You guys are all weird. I loved Fallout 1 and generally disliked a lot of things about Fallout 2.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            me too, except without the disliking Fallout 2 part

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You know the single thing that made me the most mad about Fallout 2 is the nuclear power plant keycard. You loot the card at the start of the game from a vertibird crash but you can't fricking use it in the powerplant. Why? How was I supposed to know? I spent 2 hours there.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I don't dislike the game, is better than most of bugthesda slop, just isn't an amazing rpg when compared to other rpgs from the time

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Once I get to the point that I can consistently kill Enclave patrols I should probably move on to the oil rig right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but you don't actually fight anyone on the oil rig if you have speech

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Using speech is just straight up lame, is one of bad habits plaguing rpg in recent years

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'd like it if it wasn't a distinct skill. All the "good" endings of quests are invariably gated behind it, so it just turns into a player tax - you max it out early, or you get used to mediocre rewards.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What about the president? My last game I had a really shit build and his guards were fricking me up so badly I had to re load and grind some levels.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure you can give him a super-stimpack heart attack.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Really? And the guards won't agro on you? I never knew that.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              There's a couple ways you can drop him without triggering an alert. Non-elective drug overdose is one, setting an active bomb on him and then leaving the area is another.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This. Also, if your stealth is over 110, you can just ice him and no one will care if you do it on the first turn.

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    NV > 2 > 1 > 4 > 3

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ian! Stop shooting me in the back of the head!

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      people will look at Skyrim and Fallout 4 and seethe about their bad "cities" while basedfacing about this crap

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone explain the comma-delisted part?

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the Strip
      >has strippers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand Caravan.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Join the club

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What is the mod for 3 or Tale of Two Wastelands that totally overhauls 3's main quest?

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tim Cain's butthole after a pride parade

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      is he still pretending to have created any of the good aspects of Fallout?

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One of the most disappointing moments in any game for me
    >described as giant nuclear crater visible from miles away
    >is actually a 20 foot hole in the ground

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But it is a crater on the map. Have you considered that you're standing inside of that crater and the hole is just inside of it

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based anon. Don't fall for the other cretins trying to convince anyone that there are other entries in the series. Especially the subhumans praising 2.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        NV is better than 2.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FO1 is basically an offline MMO in terms of quests. Barely a role playing game. Nothing but fetch quests and a barebones plot.

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Enough about Modoc, what about Modoc and Gecko? Why are they so sparse in content?

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is probably the best thread ive seen on v in like 3 years

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile the The Elder Scrolls thread is filled with midwit c**ts. Lmao, good luck with the amazing "lore" in TES6

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any areas in 3, NV or 4 that capture a similar atmosphere?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      NV's Vault 34 and the Lonesome Road. FO4's Glowing Sea.

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i have no idea whats happening

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        gooning

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They had it coming.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like they guessed most people would be going after him with a minigun or gatling laser

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Cybernetics malfunction

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will you join the Unity, or will you DIE?
    Join! DIE! Join! DIE!

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Pyskers weren't one and done with Fallout 1
    No, the Forecaster doesn't count.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its a rare mutation, and Besthesda doesn't remember they exist.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    pajeet bros, that's is real? our dicks are so small to the point we got totally mogged by any white trans??? damn, I guess i'll go back and play lewd Skyrim and cope about being a dirty brown incel.

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao, pajeet got so btfo'd he is now making Fallout 3 and 4 threads.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yet never about the actual games

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Again, 0 reading comprehension. Point out where I defended bethesda. And then tell me when will you finally join the 41%, soitroon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sar, please sar! Your forced reddit meme isn't working! You are literally the most useless post ITT. See this

      [...]
      You are right, but not about the Onions Wars influence. The sci-fi elments are more literary.
      Fallout 1 and 2 never was about "lol the 50's" like Bugthesda slop, but had his own cultural progression, which was mainly Art Deco and film noir aesthetics. The rockabillies have eventually became punks like early 80's. There is definitely a proper, organic culture, which is lacking in Bethesda Fallout pre-war.

      A Canticle to Leibowitz by Walter M. Miller Jr is undoubtedly a great inspiration for Fallout, but I've never seen one of these essaygays point that out, I guess they don't read books.

      I made that post. Which post you made that actually talked about Fallout, other than crying about FNV and forcing your cringe troony meme?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        So you can't point to where I defended bethesda? Btw all I did is tell you that you'll never be a woman. Never mentioned FNV either.

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        you will never be women

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They’re mindbroken and fighting amongst themselves. You just sit back and watch when it happens.

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He is now samegayging and replying himself.

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I would rather be white no matter what than being a indian "male", just saying.
    No only that, but I would rather play Fallout, Fallout and FNV over any Bethesda slop no matter how heavily modded they are.

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >failing to answer even the most basic questions
    The absolute state of soitroons

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Really amazing seeing a lolcow ITT seething so fricking hard about New Vegas being a far superior gamer to any of his favorite slops.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      New Vegas is slop, but less slop than 3, and an actual sequel to the first two games.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        all fallout games are shitty slop, especially the first one

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >troon can't handle the reality

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The circlejerk moved on to the new Zelda game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he got so assblasted he probably shitted all over his pc and cried to his ugly mom

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >xhe keeps going

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is the original Fallout 3 playable at all?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, is the best of the franchise. Btw am brown and a troony if that matters

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The original Fallout 3, not the 2008 one.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There is an extremely janky and unfinished tech demo where you can walk a bit to a vault, fighting communist insurgents then entering said vault, using some skills to fix shit and that's it.
      The documentation for fallout 3 is available online, check No mutants allowed forum for both

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Even if the Fallout Wiki is lame for using Fandom, it's kind of cute that all of Van Buren is documented as though it were a released, completed game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If anyone who wants to get into the games because of the show asks me which one to play. I will always tell them 3 and NV. Maybe 4 if they're zoomers -- FO3/NV requires extensive modding to even be playable. Something I find only boomers are willing to do.

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really pretend to love Fallout 1? Well, I guess mentally ill troons really can't help themselves.

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >click around
    >no way to get inside
    >check the wiki
    >you were supposed to bring a rope and pixel hunt for the spot to put it on
    >go back to a town
    >die on the way from radiation sickness
    Shit game. Never listen to boomer's vidya recommendations.

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    One of the games I wish I had played in my childhood.
    The frick was my mom thinking, Warlord Battlecry? No one even remembers that crap.

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