WTF WAS HER FUCKING PROBLEM?
WTF WAS HER FUCKING PROBLEM?
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I say this in my head when I interact with women in public
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Is she canon this tittylicious?
We don't really get a good shot of her breasts.
Is she the final boss?
Yes but only after her transition.
Tentacle Rape (totally not a rip off from AoT) monster is the final boss. She and Radagon are the penultimate boss.
Bitch got a big booty
Facts
not like Gwynevere but her tits were used as common excalamation. Her best feature is her ass btw, it's fucking big,and she passed the gens to her daughters too (Malenia and Ranni through Radagon)
Sauce
Elden Ring
just search Marika on a porn site. there are tons of 3d videos with this model lately. I think this featured Let Me Reddit Her
bros how do we stop him from stealing all the girls
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who is that supposed to be? no Elden Ring character looks like this
refer to
>mfw I forgot Mimic Stance
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>Have incestuous sex
>children come out fucked up
>have normal sex with godfrey
>give birth to omens
Marikas womb is tainted.
I can fix her
how do you know the sex was normal
This, godfrey had a kot on his shoulder all the time
Normal as in it was not selfcest or incest
That's only cause she shat them out in the crucible
Omens are just something naturally born to people sometimes in the setting, and it shows that not even gods are exempt from this.
shit meme artist
She fucked herself and then one of her best options for heir to the throne killed the favorite god of the realm and then it went into a downward spiral
>Anons still think the shattering has anything to do with Godwyn/night of black knives even though we're explicitly told Marika planned her revolt against the GW ages before all that
Come on anons, this is starting to become like thinking Gwyn was trying to cure the undead curse in DS 1.
Fromsoft always does this, the first "explanation" we're given which most people in-game believe is a lie/myth and the actual catalyst for the plot is revealed later in the game.
The issue is trying to figure out what Marika gained by killing her own son. Ranni obtained a half-death that allowed her to escape the fingers control over her body.
The Black Knives took out a major proponent of the golden order.
How does this factor into Marika's whims? Obviously Marika's goal was to escape her other half, but we have no information on how the Night of the Black Knives factors into it.
Personally I don't think Marika were explicitly part of the night of black knives, but I believe she knew about it and didn't really care.
For some reasons anons here seem to think Marika cared deeply about her children, yet we're never told that. On the contrary, all we're told about Marika from the people who actually met her make her out to be a cynical and terrifying person, and we know she was doing 4D chess stuff with absolutely no regards to anyone around her. I don't get why anyone would think she would be upset by Godwyn's death when he was the posterboy for the golden order/GW and she was seemingly incredibly disillusioned by that point.
>I don't get why people think she loved her children.
Because the first layer of the story drums up Marika as the goddess she says she is. Founder of the GO, made everyone kneel, had a perfect son by Godfrey who was beloved by all and started the Golden Lineage.
Then for whatever reason, Marika flips personalities while another entity that is also her shows up and actually takes her place as someone who really shills the world she created while she contradictory, is trying to end it.
Point is, Marika is full blown shizo and where her and Radagon divide is incomprehensible. I've said it before, it's like Radagon and Marika switched minds.
I think Radagon was created and, at least for the first parts, is controlled by Marika. Him appearing out of nowhere, going to Liurna and marrying Rennala to reach a diplomatic solution and end the only conflict Marika could not solve through military might, then fucking back home when job is done is just too convenient for her to not have anything to do with it.
Now they clearly part ways in their idea of the GW/GO somewhere after they married, but it's all headcannon at this point since we literally don't know.
I agree on the schizo part though, except instead of Marika being schizo inside her head, her other personality is literally a walking living man called Radagon.
Radagon has red hair symbolic of the fire Giants and his seed seems to spawn the most defiant of the demigods towards the GO. I really feel there is some inverse thing going on with that.
I interpret the red hair as being an indication that Radagon is a product of Marika in some way. We're explicitly told that Marika personally defeated the Fell God but was cursed in the process.
Then we're told that Radagon's red hair is a product of that, but no one else is implied to have been cursed. The fact that his role in the war against the firegiants isn't even mentioned feels incredibly suspect to me if he was singled out to be cursed, so I take that as it being Marika's curse which for whatever reason only became visible in Radagon.
I had a theory that Radagon's primary function aside from serving a role in uniting Raya Lucaria was so that Marika could be under the whim of the GW/Fingers while also not being under their whim.
Radagon takes the curse of the Fire Giants, Radagon takes the charge of the GO, all in Marika's stead. This way Marika can act independently.
The game explains that Empyreans seemingly cannot defy the Fingers that selected them without hacking reality like Raani did. A lot of people assume this control ends once you become god because otherwise Marika couldn't have shattered the ring.
I think they don't actually lose control though, that Marika created Radagon to allocate that control on to another person.
I don't mind that theory honestly, assuming that Radagon is an intentional creation of Marika and her tendency to run these long-term plans it would make sense for Radagon to have more functions than simply a political tool for Liurna.
Aren't we also told that Marika isolates herself much more after she's had her children with Radagon to "study the GW and Elden Ring"?
A lot of people speculate the piles of stone tablets in Marika's old chambers indicates she studied the ancient history of the world and saw flaws in the GW's Elden Ring hierarchy which could explain her change of heart.
We're told that her predecessor abandoned the throne (Palcidusax's goddess) but not why which may gives further clues to this process. I guess that would also be the one hole in the theory as the Dragon God was able to at least abandon its fate.
I really liked the way the story was told in DaS ESPECIALLY the lack of cutscenes over explaining shit but there has to be a line, having everything up for debate feels just lazy. Maybe hide answers behind difficult and/or "secret" questlines or maybe even in some whatever item description but by god put them in the game, its fucking infuriating.
I feel most they deliver on most things though, ER has by far the most fleshed out world out of any Souls game (though Sekiro is more coherent). There is some glaring voids where we don't know, especially around the nature of Radagon, but I feel that's entirely intentional.
>Maybe hide answers behind difficult and/or "secret" questlines
I mean the HUGE secret of Radagon = Marika is exactly that, it's such common knowledge now that it's easy to forget you have to complete Goldmasks quest all the way to the end to find out about it, it's literally not mentioned anywhere else since it's supposed to be a secret in-game as well.
Someone going in blind and not doing his specific questline, which is fairly cryptic at times, would likely have no idea that Radagon is Marika.
what about the second to last boss being Marika turning into Radagon?
Yea you're right, forgot about that. Guess they would understand at that point yea.
>ER has by far the most fleshed out world
It doesn't really feel like it, tbh.
Maybe once the expansion(s?) drops, we'll have a broader picture, like AoTA gave DaS.
Way too much of ER feels disjointed, and not in the way previous Souls games had been, where you can et a big picture view of everything.
I don't really agree, of course it's going to feel a little bit easier to put things together in the previous games by virtue of how much shorter they are, but there's just such an insane amount of environmental storytelling in ER compared to the other games. Most of this is allowed by the open world, but there is just so many different locations and enemy placements, even enemies fighting against each other like in Liurna, Mt. Gelmnir or Caelid. We never had such pronounced factions in the previous games it feels like.
Like just try to travel to volcano manor through Altus Plateau and really take in how you can actually decipher the entire siege by the forces of Leyndell, and the death blight further in.
There's loads of cool sites like these with no specific text lore tied to it, but still showing the traces of some event having taken place. The older games for sure had similar stuff, but not nearly at this scale.
All right, I've been suspecting that I've missed a lot. Will give it a "lorethrough", as the kids say.
>Marika creates a separate identity and becomes Radagon. >Does the unification of Raya.
>Attempts to return to her old form
>Surprise, the old form is now an opposing personality that despises the GO.
I think it's something like that except reverse, Marika is the original but to create Radagon she had to split her soul, and the part she created was the autistic order part.
After splitting she was left with Marika but completely removed the idea of Golden Order from herself, you can think of it as the process essentially being a cure for her GW brainwashing, so she started he plot against the GW.
Pure headcannon of course but I feel that kind of makes sense.
How do retards still think this? It was simply anger for the Golden Order failing her. The era of plenty had stopped because the tree was fucked and then her poster child was murdered after thinking it was impossible to do so since she hid away destined death. She had enough of an Order that failed her and shattered it in grief.
>it was simply anger for the Golden Order failing her.
Anon are you retarded, Marika founded the Golden Order herself and it's a religion which worships her as the central god. The Golden Order is not some divine thing with power, it's simply the name for Marika's religion. It can't fail her in any way since she is it's literal God.
If you have this confused with GW then you have to go back and read the lore closer.
>The era of plenty had stopped because the tree was fucked and then her poster child was murdered after thinking it was impossible to do so since she hid away destined death. She had enough of an Order that failed her and shattered it in grief.
This is literally "Gwyn is trying to cure the undead curse" tier surface stuff. The very existence of the player character immediately destroys your theory anon, do you even know what the Tarnished or what their purpose is?
moron learn the lore, im not explaining it. I'll give you this though. The tree in the age of plenty would supply the lands between with sap. This sap was VERY important to the GO. The three eventually stopped supplying sap.
Figure out the rest
So can we finally admit ER lore and story makes zero sense because they clearly rewrote it billion times?
No, no we can't. ER is the most complete story out of the souls games to grasp.
It's definitely more convoluted than Dark Souls 1, but I would say the cobbled together story of all 3 Dark Souls is just as confused and nonsensical as Elden Ring.
Just ignore DS2, it's not canon anyway.
Reddit fags everyone.
All of real life mythology is full of plot holes and rewrites
moron when people cannot even say why Marika shattered the Elden Ring - something that drives entire lore and main story - it's obvious they either fucked up or didn't give a fuck at all and knew there would be shills like you defending it no matter what.
Why does Zeus turn into a goose to fuck some chick that has hellen of Troy hatch out of an egg and lead to the Trojan war where a man punches a river cause his gay lover died?
I didn’t make any of that shit up, that’s real fucking mythology that’s considered a classic. Mythology is supposed to be weird and wonky with contested interpretation and viewpoints
Mythology written over centuries if not millennia vs a single game with few writers making it over few years hmmm....
Not to mention real life mythos are made up fiction while events in ER are real in universe. They arent stories. They are actual history in the game world.
>I am autistic I want concrete answers
We get it, no go become a chud.
>draw shit like this then complain when people dismiss sop as a meme game
lol
You absolute retard. Play any other From game. They all understood that main plot should be coherent and make sense and be a solid motivation for our characters. Lore can be vague but it also was clear there was a bigger picture and more info about the world Miyazaki knew but wouldn't make public.
With ER the feeling is that they just made up shit as they went and then did retarded rewrites over and over. The landslide of cut content is proof enough, but then you have stuff like Day 1 patch changing item descriptions and enemy placement or quests being patched in weeks if not months after release when people defended them suddenly ending as brilliant Miyazaki storytelling about how sometimes things just end without answer lmao.
The objective truth is that Elden Ring world and story make zero fucking sense and only blind shills think otherwise.
>With ER the feeling is that they just made up shit as they went and then did retarded rewrites over and over
it was indeed written by george rr martin
I hate this fat fuck, all of the ASOIAF books contain random ass stupid plotpoints or elements that he pretends are somehow important or add anything to the lore. And every plotpoint or element he is too lazy to fucking finish he uses the excuse "I want people to think I don't want to give straight answers".
Hack
What was Marika's tax policy? *shits pants*
>Doesn't refute the autism claim
Get fucked DS3 chud, Elden Ring is GOTY and the story is based.
>Story is based.
What is the story?
Stop humoring a shitposter anon. You should know better.
>caring about game awards in 2023
Well, from the DEEP lore of the game we know that there are gods that reside in the outer plane and that the lands between first had the great tree as their primary religion/source of power. Golden order comes down and takes over, appoints marika as basically a puppet of the elden beast that will interact with mankind on the god’s behalf. She wages war across the whole continent an tries to snuff out the influence of any other outer gods, but that obviously doesn’t work. Her first kids are omens, probably cause the tree got mad and wanted payback for hijacking his spot and then she removes death and yeah I actually see your point this shit get confusing
Wrong. Dragons were ruling before.
Wrong. My dick was ruling before.
It is clear, you're just got too much A.D.D to take it all in because open world
I largely agree with this post and I've been playing these games since DeS.
None of the other games were hard to understand. If you cared you could easily put together the main narrative and the supporting ones. You might miss interesting tidbits that would get pointed out to you here or in /vg/ but the broad strokes were always easily grasped.
ER is a marked pivot away from that. Any honest loregay would tell you that.
>Play any other From game. They all understood that main plot should be coherent and make sense and be a solid motivation for our characters
"Seek paleblood to transcend the hunt"
>Mythology written over centuries if not millennia vs a single game with few writers making it over few years hmmm....
Yes and those writers are trying to emulate mythology written over centuries if not millennia.
>They are actual history in the game world.
And just like history IRL, it's all heresay and speculation.
Na, it's very straight foward for 90% of it. The rest is just unexplained stuff, like the Marika/Radagon shit
Is the red haired guy supposed to be radagon?
>wizard lanky pale femcel
>thicc blonde, literal fertility goddess
can't blame Radagon
>can’t blame radagon for having children with radagon
So Marika's type is shut in nerds? huh, interesting.
MARIKA'S TITS
I dont know what happened in this game or who anyone is. Nothing makes any sense
>bragging about having low IQ
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He makes a good point
Kissing Melina toes
>this isn't ban worthy but posting in a schizos bot post thread is
retarded coomer jannies
Too SEXO for that grim world
elden ring is trash
Why does everyone think marika is some busty goddess? In the intro when she breaks the ring she looks average and her crucified form is not exactly built like a fertility god but like a wasted college sorority girl
Because she canonically had dozens of children. All the demigods are her kids, including the time when she was Radagon and fucked Rennala, and all the soulless demigods and the Omen in the sewers.
she sounds like a big slut
sounds like your average mythological deity
Because her broken tits and ass on the statue indicate she was pretty hot. Miyahacki will never include a Gwynevere equivalent again so this is pretty much as close as we're gonna get.
Marika mistakenly broke the Elden Ring by sitting on it.
Someone told him "Go fuck yourself!" and madlad actually dd it!
Bros it's that time again when my dick just gets constantly hard and I feel lonely and sex SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aren't they the same person, or did they fuse at some point?
We don't know.
>davidfate
Artist clearly didn't play the game. Would be funnier if Marika wasn't there
I still don't understand the Marika = Radagon thing
no one does, it's not emphasized
Radagon is a part of herself that she split off possibly when she got cursed by the fire giants thus is red hair. Look at their soreseals. One levels up one set of stats while the other levels the other set. No overlap. Two separate parts that make a whole being. She wanted to shatter the ring and realized she needed to recombine with radagon. Melina has dialog regarding this when you first sit in her throne room.
Also something about Radagon's seal being a thing that plants grow on while Marika's is a politically correct fantasy crucifix.
"In Marika's own words. O Radagon, leal hound of the Golden Order. Thou'rt yet to become me. Thou'rt yet to become a god. Let us be shattered, both. Mine other self."
This implies they are separate and marika needs to be whole and combined again to shatter the ring.
Game has a duality theme. The two D's for example, are twin brothers that have the same exact soul. When D dies, his brother's body activates and carries on the feud with Fia.
It's easily understandable that in the setting two can be one, but the big question is why Radagon exists and whether or not they always shared the same "body" or if at some point they were like the double Ds.
I like to think of it as a symptom of regression.
>The fundamentalists describe the Golden Order through the powers of regression and causality. Regression is the pull of meaning; that all things yearn eternally to converge.
I imagine that things are gradually collapsing back into the One Great. Disparate people, places, and ideas are converging. Back in pre-history, Marika & Radagon would've been closely related within the One Great, so as this convergence begins, they are one of the first people to rejoin. Also perhaps because of Marika's divinity, they are affected by it differently or were able to foresee it happening where others might not be aware of it. Perhaps this convergence ordinarily takes place during death and birth. Two souls return to the Erdtree, one converged soul comes back out much later.
But this is all headcanon. Maybe the DLC will clear things up.
Marika was Regression, things being made to kneel to the GO. Radagon is Casuality, stalwart in the dictation of how the GO carries out law.
It's like how even the GW is Causality while the FF is Regression.
its like Jesus, God and the holy spirit
My hope (delusion) is that Melimeli (Gloam-Eyed Queen) is actually Marika's daughter and Godwyn's twin sister.
That would be cool.
So was it ever cleared up whether Radagon was a separate person from Marika or they were just the same person transitioning twice and somehow having self intercourse?
I'm just gonna ask here: what's the deal with Goldmask's appearance/clothes?
His skin's color looks draconian-like, you can find another mask just like the one he wears and the wormfaces have similar clothes to him.
This guy is a real mystery.
The Wormfaces in general are a mystery but most people think they're some kind of mutation caused by the deathblight.
It would explain why there are Altus dressed ones and then ones in Farum Azula who wear different clothing (As the deathblight is present there, likely a result of Maliketh).
I think Goldface is just a dark dude, maybe even a Draconian by ethnicity, who is immensely emaciated due to his Buddhist inspired pursuit of knowledge which often involved deep meditation at the cost of the body.
His clothing was in fact provided by his followers.
Mutated (Erdtree) guardians you mean?
That would make sense.
Yeah they could be guardians. The golden rugs and shit aren't shown on anybody else but definitely look like they're in the style of people in the area.
They aren't those who live in death themselves as they resist holy damage, so I don't believe they're dead (Though the holy damage lore thing might be inaccurate as many undead things in the game don't have the aux damage bonuses they should)
Rather they're tainted by death root to an extreme level like other shit Godwyn is growing out, such as the death crab.
Too hot that was her problem. Would wage as many civil wars as she would want and would replace the spawn she lost in those wars immediately after.
>putting your signature on fucking AI art....
this gays have no shame
sometimes AI makes random signatures
It's clearly an AI generated "signature", the letter is behind her cape
Are all tarnished supposed to be undying once called back by grace or is your PC an extra special indominable retard? None of the other tarnished seem to come back dying yet you can walk off death blight bullshit.
>There are 3 Numen whose names we know
>Marika, Tiche, Alecto
>All Greek
So Numen were from the Eternal Cities according to Rogier. Do you think they specifically lived in the Greek looking ruins, like Mohgwynn & Uld Palace? And maybe co-mingled with the Nox.
fwiu, you are brought back by grace. Most Tarnished stop seeing grace. Rogier, Boggart, and that cleric dude who follows Goldmask around all comment on this iirc. Presumably, once a Tarnished can no longer see the guidance of grace, they are no longer brought back by it.
I bet all the other tarnished did resurrect but got walled by soldier of godrick
You never quit chasing that grace...canonically.
Other tarnished just start trying to survive, and that wasn't their job. Their job was to fight and claim the Elden Ring.
Pussys like Gideon or Boggart just stopped. Gideon to gather knowledge (cuck) and boggart to boil prawns (based).
>be railing Marika
>Turns into Radagon midway
>Dick gets harder
>Realize that I have been fucking radagon
>Champion of the erdtree
>Slayer of giants
>Husband to renala
>One of the greatest thinkers among the fundamentalists
>Reduced to a weeping mess by my cock
>Boner gets stronger.
>benis in bagina
>suddenly bagina turns into benis
so what, is godfrey sounding radagon's dick with his own dick now?
godfrey is much too large to fit into her vagina all the way, he only uses her vagina for knocking her up, rest of the time is anal.
>basic blonde girl design
>men fall for her like retards
every single time, why are you fags so retarded?
learning the basics is basic
how can you run when you cant even walk you dumb motherfucker
blonde white woman are objectively the most beautiful women on earth, sorry chud you'll never compete
That's black haired, blondes come in second.
wrong
No
>pale skin
>black hair
the perfect combination
bonus points for himecut
>yellowfever fags trying to talk about beauty
ahahahahaha
not going to waste my time replying to you again.
only latinxs like blondes
correct opinion detected
The perfect woman doesn't ex-
>Shanoa
Patrician taste detected.
That's black haired woman with blue eyes and pale skin. Blondes come second.
Angry roastie detected
Anyone interested in the fungi/spores/vegetation theories?
They're about the setting itself, world mechanics and how things lore-wise function gameplay-wise work:
https://souls-seed.blogspot.com/2022/10/30.html
Also unrelated, but here's a cool video about golems: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKiTuz83xGM
>Radagon rips the Rune of Rebirth out of the Erdtree
>Gives it to Renalla, ending the age of plenty
Why did he do this?
Post that webm. You know which one.
Numen: Marika, Diallos
Warrior: ???
Truth-seeker: ???
Draconian: Goldmask?
Aristocrat: ???
Loner: ???
Northerner: Radagon? Rennala?
Seafarer: ???
Reedlander: Yura, Okina
Nightfolk: ???
GRRM did at least one thing right
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do you think marika ever fucked rennala
I want SFM Marika to shit on my chest.
Marika had a ton of kids, but how is it that these two reject fuckers end up being among the longest surviving, and easily most successful of her children?
>Last true king of the land between.
>consort lord of the new dynasty.
Godrick genes, Godwyn who didn't have the omen curse was the ultimate gigachad.
>Godrick genes
wat