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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >i love hermes
    >hermes face when

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sweet shellfish of elpis

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >When she sees the WoL wienera

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't lewd my daughter, scum

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Instantly hard

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You have to stop making these threads. I'm liable to go from liking Hermes to being meh about him.

      Hypnosis is the dumbest fetish.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    cute and canon

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you will NEVER post the xiv version of "snape kills dumbledore"

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hi-ho, Hermes here!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bob & tom jumpscare

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Who else is going to transition to female hrothgar?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is some guy named heimdall here? stop fricking killing me in pvp you dick jesus christ

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bingo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      solution nine is populated by displaced genomes from the actual real FF9 and heritage found is a resulting copy of alexandria the actual real FF9 location

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Estinien gets to experience to adventure you wish you got to have
      What the frick

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you remember that one time when you infiltrate the imperial palace as Estinien?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Solution 9 is a simulation

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I want dawntrail to hit but I know it's going to be mid as shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The moment I saw Uriancred going to Tural aswell I knew we were going to get a "Republic of Thieves" type plot.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >There is on cool unannounced zone
      This more than anything would blow my wiener off if this was the case.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    solo healed a diamond weapon normal after the other healer jumped off and decided to go LD. helped that the party was mostly competent. had to use every button available to me to keep the one catboy dancer alive as he managed to keep dying to adamant purge ruby. admittedly its not a healing intensive fight, but it did start me getting in the habit of automatically deploying galvanize before a stack marker hits and i feel a bit better at not using Lustrate when Exocg is up

    still feels a bit off to play though. probably just me playing whm so much, there's still some jitters. wondering if the dust will be shaken off before DT and i can make an actual decision

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Healing is fun af if you actually have to put in the WORK to keep everyone alive. Square making the jobs so brain-dead easy is the biggest downside of the game currently, there's no gratification or satisfaction in your actions anymore because the skill ceiling is just so so low.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >healers are made to work to keep people alive
        >they collectively quit the job
        >end of expansion patch where every player is overgeared and all encounters are known
        >"feh, they make em too easy these days"
        I hate you lying homosexuals so fricking much.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Femroes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      are ugly

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The greatest lie ever perpetuated by Ganker

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >lie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Luv em.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What were they thinking?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bro just pay the mammets to do it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >just automate it all into a spreadsheet to play the game less, that’s the way to do it
        Truly, Island Sanctuary is the additional gameplay mode of our times.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >spreadsheet
          Anon, there's no spreadsheet.
          You select the "do this shit for me" option on the animals and crops, and throw whatever the frick you have materials for in the workshop.
          This isn't frickin EVE Online.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, because spreadsheet has such negative connotations for you, let’s just call it navigating menus for a few minutes at a time.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >minutes
              How fricking slow are you? Do you even play this game? Are you caught up on MSQ or are you busy reading 1 word every 5 fricking seconds?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >check in with granary mammet
                >accepting the weekly drops takes a second
                >backing out, checking from your island inventory how much you have of everything relevant, then backing out and talking to the granary mammet again to select the areas you want takes a few hot seconds
                >talk to workshop mammet to accept your rewards for last week's stuff
                >check what's needed for the weekly voucher challenges, then check what's in insufficient supply in their categories to make a combo out of them in the schedule
                >a few minutes of working menus and copypasting the schedule of one workshop onto the others
                >talk to head honcho mammet to get your vegetal vouchers
                >fly over to the pasture/farming area in a few seconds
                >talk to both mammets to accept the drops and renew their tasks

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not automated enough. Even the plugins for island shit don't have an option to do a quick and dirty who gives a frick workshop schedule, or have an import option that requires you to go to Discord to copy and paste the recs instead of fetching them for you.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    viera are too op

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just learned vieras are bunny heads tacked in fiddie bodies.
      >same hempen underwear

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        just longer and with bigger bobs

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    6 more days holy frick.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's less than 5 days now

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it a bit unfair that Wuk gets to pick the single most powerful individual on the planet to help her win the throne? It's basically a guaranteed win

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's completely fair when none of the other slackjaws picked him first

      imagine picking lebron james last at the middle school gym class basketball game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, everyone had a shot in choosing their champions, she just got lucky her friend Erenville mentioned him and she took the opportunity to recruit you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being the fricking idiot that didn't pick Eorzea's Champion first.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if they'll explain why the Sharlayan chick didn't.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >chick
          koana is a dude, and he likely never got to meet you at all to try and instead got two legendary archons/warriors of light on his side as mercenaries who are essentially your equal, long before the void ark was wrapping up.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like if he could contact Thancred and Urianger he could contact WoL

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >who are essentially your equal,
            a-hue-hue-hue

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              thancred went from a dagger wielding not-gladiator having a low-level voidsent being one of hardest things he's faced with your help to being able to take on blasphemies and sin eaters and hordes of monsters as a crippled gunbreaker. the scions leveled up alongside you to get to where they are and that shouldn't be downplayed.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i still dont understand why he had an eyepatch in stormblood

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally just because he thought it looked cool.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                injury and being in a chuuni phase, i think they wanted him half-blind due to the consequence of flow but different writers rolled that idea back.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You just reminded me of how Estinien and Y'shtola each solo an archfiend in 6.5 (even if it was a bit weakened, it's not like WoL soloed the full power ones either).

                Pretty fricking advanced considering Y'shtola once got knocked down by a sahagin.

                i still dont understand why he had an eyepatch in stormblood

                Because he thought it made him look cool and would help him pull girls. No, I didn't make it up.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >You just reminded me of how Estinien and Y'shtola each solo an archfiend in 6.5 (even if it was a bit weakened, it's not like WoL soloed the full power ones either).
                Those seemed basically like nobodies, though. Pale imitations.
                Even Vrtra's simulacrum killed one in a single blow.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, those ones are nowhere near the actual archfiend in strength. They were just constructs using the archfiend's residual aether left around. It's the leftover scraps, not the full meal.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                They aren't downplayed.
                But none of them could logically stand up to the WoL. No, not even Estinien. (Flashback to Zenos throwing him around like a toy.)

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                They never got to finish their fight, and Estinien only got stronger past that battle just like you did with the events of ShB and EW. In a true 1v1 you both fought to a stand-still where you almost died if it wasn't for the remote manifesting and teleporting you onto the ship, and that was after you both just fought Endsinger where Zenos was tanking planetoids to the face the entire time you were fighting on top of him with 7 other people right after going through the Dead Ends, and after he himself flew across the entire universe just to save you from dying.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >In a true 1v1 you both fought to a stand-still where you almost died if it wasn't for the remote manifesting and teleporting you onto the ship, and that was after you both just fought Endsinger where Zenos was tanking planetoids to the face the entire time you were fighting on top of him with 7 other people right after going through the Dead Ends, and after he himself flew across the entire universe just to save you from dying.
                bro, the WoL went through Ultima Thule, Dead Ends and the Final Day.
                Zenos just nibbled on the Mothercrystal, became Shinryu, went to Ultima Thule and then dueled you using both his Reaper powers and Shinryu powers.
                And he still lost.
                All of the Scions would lose to the WoL 1-on-1.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You could say the same thing about every expansion. Which is why every villain tries to recruit you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I can't wait to see Wuk's face when I get there and side with the lizard dude instead.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking you get a choice
        You fool

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We haven't been everywhere on the planet. All we can say is that we're the most powerful person on our continent.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >it's unfair that someone picked the best option first
      Life ain't fair, b***h.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she isnt even gonna win, its gonna be Erenville

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's gonna be the green cat boy, he may seem like an butthole, but he's actually a good leader. Can see the trope a mile away.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nah Erenville is the "secret" son that doesnt want the throne but has seen the world and has the experience and actual competence due to it.
          both the other candidates are red herrings, the scions wont install a claimant

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            True, tbh I haven't really looked at the bios or pre-launch details they gave of NPCs in depth. I'm just going off vibes over the chars I saw in the slides.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I am rampantly speculating with barely anything but vibes, so take what I say with a grain of salt (:
              I might be horribly wrong
              Only thing im 100% on is that I believe Wuk will never get the throne, that character arc seems like its going to be similar to Lyse and Alisaie

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    playable lamia race when?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      die degenerate scum

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nah

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nah

      Just cut to the chase and post the chocolate viera girl with the fat milkers.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        very well

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Post viera ass

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Got a gallery?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Now cover her face

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think after this battle I've learned that to be a paladin is to be a moron of the highest calibre.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Son, you have no idea. If you want spoilers for the 51-60 quests:
      You do a lot of the same shit you just did, but at the end everybody admits it was pointless and nobody's quite sure why the frick things happened the way they did or why they bothered to come.
      61-70 returns to GLD quests because the PLD storyline was so bad.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, after doing all the classes, the PLD one being memed as the worst really feels silly. It's bad, it's really bad, but it's not notably worse than many others.

        SGE feels like an incomplete rushed mess and the big emotional crux relies on essentially "Trust me, bro. Your mother totally told me it was fine for me to have this stone when she died."

        DNC doesn't fricking make any sense. If the Dance of the Damned was really something that came from resentment and built up ill will then it would have been all over Ala Mhigo and Doma after fricking decades of intentional oppression.

        NIN for some reason decides that Ninja is a joke class and so the class quests devolve into slapstick and farce, and Oborou gets flanderised to being a drooling moron. For some reason the Devs assume that you really, really liked Karasu. Oboro loses all character, Tsubame becomes a simpering moron who exists only to be sexually harassed and the narrative swings around how cool and awesome Karasu is instead.

        MNK for some reason decided to dedicate it's ARR story as to how "Resistance against an unjust Invading force is still wrong, because all conflict is wrong." And so then has to go about 10,000 miles out of it's way to explain why your fricking Ala Mhigan resistance member Mentor character sits out the liberation of Ala Mhigo. Similarly, Erik becomes a MNK expert when his whole fricking thing was he thought MNKs were moronic and didn't even believe in Chakra... now he's telling you MNK legends and explaining how to unlock your newest Charka's...

        I could go on, like the BSM SB quest where you make a guy an amazing sword for him to pass off as his own work, or how the ENG version of the DRK quests makes people think your character is an unhinged lunatic. PLD is bad, but it's not especially bad compared to the others. And PLD 61-80 is great.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          WAR deserves special call out for someone on the writing team for some reason deciding that the ideal Warrior fantasy was to play therapist to an unstable, emotional moron.

          At lv50 it was fine, but when the 60, 70 and 80 quests also revolved around "Curious Gorge has done something stupid and needs you to console him, cheer him up, pat him on the back and tell him he's a good boy, again." it got insane.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I accepted pretty early on that the WAR quests were just stupid nonsense, which is why I enjoyed them

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              If they were stupid nonsense I would have enjoyed them, instead they were a low quality melodrama.

              "Oh man, Curious Gorge is once again depressed, won't somebody please, PLEASE help him through this time of crisis!" I outright burst into laughter when the lv70 questline ended with him finally getting Dorgono to love him... Only to immediately have another stupid emotional moment and ditch her to "Go train some more."

              I haven't even done the lv80 questline because I'm sure it'll be the two of them living happily ever after and I'm happier just imagining that this fricking moron left the love of his life behind and she instead moved on.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Very based post the girlies

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                WoL's favorite concubines.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You can make a comment during 80lvl quest about marrying her instead, she refuses though.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I think PLD is memed on because if you've done it, it's really memorable for how dumb it was. Most other job quests are weak and not very memorable but how do you ever forget that dick measuring contest PLD had in HW?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t think a single person in the world picks Paladin with the intention of being a sellsword. pld lore in xiv is irredeemable tier

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          PLD 80+ redeems it entirely, making the second best gladiator in history, who just mastered the job that you used to beat elidixenos, immediately throws the fight when you tell him you found something you couldn't bear to lose

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Man, I forgot how bad the NIN quests were. Awful.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          But your character is an unhinged lunatic.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't care for the job anymore, but I'm glad the last Scholar quest was Surito Carito and Setoto finally getting a break for the first time ever in their painful existence.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          in the dev's defense, karasu is breddy great
          and for tsubame, using her body to her advantage is the most ninja thing a kunoichi can do and was even one of the very first nin quests

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The HW PLD quest was so bad they ditched the sultansworn aspect completely and went back to the GLD questline

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Explain to me the glazing of Emet-Selch. The guy killed eight planets on his mad quest. And yet he's supposed to be our ally and an impressive guy. Imagine Soviets storm Adolf Hitler's bunker and he just goes tearfully "I just wanted to bring back the glory of the German Empire. Vergiss nicht... that we once lived" Like, what the frick is wrong with people and this game?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he's supposed to be our ally. We literally killed him in 5.0. Maybe some can find it in them to sympathize with his story but he's still wasn't an ally.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The guy killed eight planets
      Not real people, don't care.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >They're not of Aryan race they deserve it
        Thanks for proving my point

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Non whites are 1/14 of a real person

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's completely correct. You operate under exact same considerations, but for some reason you do hypocritical posturing instead.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you Ardbert was my bro

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know. I though he deserve to die and I killed him so it's all good.
      I guess he was an OK guy thousands of years ago when he was sane.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The thing with Hitler is that as far as pop culture knows the dude never really wavered in his beliefs. Hades on the other hand constantly lies to himself and others about his commitment, it's all to mask his self-doubt about the Ascians' righteousness and the worthlessness of sundered life. The whole reason Hades doesn't just kill the WoL and Scions on the spot when you meet him is that he wants to give them a chance to prove him wrong, in fact he's desperate for it because he's dead tired of seeing people die, both by his actions and independent of them. That's the whole thing about the phantom Amaurot, too. He wouldn't go to such lengths to entertain them if he didn't have deeper motivations.

      That's not to say we're supposed to see him as an ally or overly sympathetic. Like you said, the guy had his hand in the destruction of entire worlds and an equal number of extremely destructive disasters. And he knew he was doing that shit in order to slaughter sentient beings. Dude's a lunatic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >mad quest
      Restoring all your friends and loved ones is not mad, you would be mad not to do it, especially if you had the means. Hitler had no means by which to restore the supposed great German Empire because it was not great at all, it was just another feudal shithole. FXIV goes out of its way to portray just how much better life was for Ancients.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A good villain should be sympathetic. The more we learn about his motives, the more we understand, "ah, yeah, I get that grief." He's still a villain and we still have to put him down. This is called Tragedy, and it's kind of a staple.

      Is your issue, rather, the framing in Endwalker? Because that was pretty bad. Going back in time and hanging-out like we're actually friendly old acquaintances is pretty garbage writing. What makes it funny is the whole time he's still acting like a shitty supremacist, but now we're supposed to like him? Elpis was kinda cucked lmao

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      he makes women into skinny theatrical rat men wet
      and he also makes fujos (technically also women) who want to see him frick hythlodaeus wet

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm doing the last few quests again and frick me Wuk's voice is even worse than I remembered

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I love Yugiri

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      would've been great if not for the ugly hair

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >a whole week in a row they refuse to give us a conventionally attractive chick
        Yeah I see you Yoshida you DEI-sucking fraud

        >blm without a hat
        >Black person character and hair

        >https://www.thebalanceffxiv.com/img/jobs/blm/blm-book-ew.pdf
        >200 page melty about DT blm changes
        imagine playing a job with such autistic fans, i'd be dying of cringe by association

        Damn. Tough crowd tonight.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >a whole week in a row they refuse to give us a conventionally attractive chick
      Yeah I see you Yoshida you DEI-sucking fraud

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >blm without a hat
      >Black person character and hair

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >https://www.thebalanceffxiv.com/img/jobs/blm/blm-book-ew.pdf
      >200 page melty about DT blm changes
      imagine playing a job with such autistic fans, i'd be dying of cringe by association

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you want people to stop enjoying things they enjoy? Do you perhaps feel threatened by their superior understanding and performance?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          blm players spent the past few expansions thinking they were yoship's special snowflake favourite job and immune to getting dumbed down. It's right and just that they're now in the dirt with all the jobs they used to make fun of.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Just as I thought, you're but a crab in a bucket. What a shit mentality to have.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              i've ascended and realized this game is only good for gposing and collecting glams. The faster you realize that and stop expecting good combat and deep optimization from the game, the better.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                congrats, king.
                have you installed dota yet?
                get past that step and video games will become fun again as you realize just how casual and poorly designed every single game out there really is

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Truth bomb

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Why do you want people to stop enjoying things they enjoy?
          Because they're Black folk

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      At least the minions and chocobo are cute.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Here's a poll about romance!
    https://poal.me/y6osx2
    https://poal.me/y6osx2
    https://poal.me/y6osx2

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Which one are you anons

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      None of them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Second from the left

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      30% kitty sparkly 70% dipp shitt

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All of them, depending on the time of day.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      3rd one because portraits are still broken and I can't be bothered fixing it everytime

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mr schitte

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on the job I'm playing. DRK and RPR are pure Tenebrous Deathbringer while DNC is Kitty Sprinkly.

      SCH is Dipp Schitt because I don't play it and have never bothered changed the portrait for it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't use portraits because I don't support SE's stance on player expression. I'd rather not give some loony troon an excuse to report me because it found something I portray offensive.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mr Schitt because every time I meld a materia to my gear my portrait breaks

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    mfw people finally discover XIV stories are dogshit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >gachaslop slurper opinion

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to your blacked porn gacha troon

        >recognizing a gacha character
        I spy some dishonesty.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You Mihomos spam them enough of course they'd be recognizable.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >You Mihomos
            And now you're projecting your knowledge of gachashit on me. It's terminal.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You can kind of tell by the soulless "style."

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to your blacked porn gacha troon

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the unholy trinity of ruining mmorpgs
    >yoshit piss
    >shitikawa
    >theythem kate

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When does the graphic update come out? Will it be a good time to start playing FFXIV?

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My take would be something like this.

    ARR MSQ: Decent writing
    ARR Patch: Good writing
    HW MSQ: Fantastic writing
    HW Patch: Mixed, great and meh writing
    SB MSQ: Decent writing
    SB Patch: Great writing
    ShB MSQ: Great writing
    ShB Patch: Fantastic writing
    EW MSQ: Fantastic writing
    EW Patch: Mixed, good and decent writing

    Coils: Good writing
    Alexander: Great writing
    Omega: Was there writing?
    Eden: Mixed, great then meh writing
    Pandemonium: Great writing

    Primal Trials: Was there writing?
    Warring Triad: Great writing
    Four Auspices: Great writing
    Werlyt: Fantastic writing
    Void/Zero stuff: Good writing

    Crystal Tower: Decent writing
    Void Ship: Good writing
    Ivalice: Good writing
    Nier: Not sure how to even quantify it, but I didn't get anything out of it
    The 12: Mixed, great then what the frick were they thinking, we organise a suicide cult!? Horrible writing

    Eureka: Was there writing?
    Bozja: The worst storyline in the entire game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >EW MSQ: Fantastic writing

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >EW MSQ: Fantastic writing

        Yeah, I really enjoyed it. I think how much it works for you probably depends on how invested you were in the overall story at that point though- I'd played through the entire storyline not too long before EW came out, so it was all fresh and I was heavily invested, and every emotional moment hit wonderfully, was a fantastic conclusion.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >EW MSQ: Fantastic writing

        Yes.

        My take would be something like this.

        ARR MSQ: Decent writing
        ARR Patch: Good writing
        HW MSQ: Fantastic writing
        HW Patch: Mixed, great and meh writing
        SB MSQ: Decent writing
        SB Patch: Great writing
        ShB MSQ: Great writing
        ShB Patch: Fantastic writing
        EW MSQ: Fantastic writing
        EW Patch: Mixed, good and decent writing

        Coils: Good writing
        Alexander: Great writing
        Omega: Was there writing?
        Eden: Mixed, great then meh writing
        Pandemonium: Great writing

        Primal Trials: Was there writing?
        Warring Triad: Great writing
        Four Auspices: Great writing
        Werlyt: Fantastic writing
        Void/Zero stuff: Good writing

        Crystal Tower: Decent writing
        Void Ship: Good writing
        Ivalice: Good writing
        Nier: Not sure how to even quantify it, but I didn't get anything out of it
        The 12: Mixed, great then what the frick were they thinking, we organise a suicide cult!? Horrible writing

        Eureka: Was there writing?
        Bozja: The worst storyline in the entire game

        Overall pretty based, though I have to admit HW patch writing for me was way more enjoyable than HW MSQ writing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >EW MSQ: Fantastic writing

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How can Bozja be the worst storyline when Zero exists?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Don't even get me started, I could write a whole essay about the bullshit writing in Bozja and the insane own-goals they kicked. Here's just one, first one that comes to mind:

        >Near the start of the Bozja storyline you see Mikoto's vision that she's going to fall from an airsphip and presumably die
        >The normal assumption is your character will do something about this
        >Mikoto tells you not to tell anyone, under minor duress you agree
        >Story goes on
        >This plotline is brought up again and again but never actually advanced, your character frets over it, but never actually does anything about it
        >Story goes on
        >Again, the plotline is brought up and again your character is clearly distressed about this and yet still never actually do anything about it
        >The pivotal moment happens
        >Fran teleports in out of nowhere, with a flying bike we didn't know she had, at the perfect time and place to rescue Mikoto
        >This isn't something that was setup, your character didn't call her or arrange for her to look after Mikoto, it just happened
        >The entire storyline about Mikoto's future vision led to this and the culmination was "Fran just shows up and saves her."

        Christ, I could go on and on. Ivalice shook my faith in Matsuno, but Bozja made me lose all hope for anything from him. I don't care that they were constrained by Covid, that storyline was top to bottom full of absolutely ridiculous writing choices that could have easily been avoided.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Mikoto
          she's in the running for worst written character in the entire game, and her power frankly undermines almost everything about the game and story with how it implies the future is preordained and free will doesn't even exist.
          Honestly crazy how much of a mary sue she is allowed to be written as just because she's matsuno's oc.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Remember how they degaged for Bozja?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I raised an eyebrow when Mikoto lusted over Cid that one time. That's when I finally truly undersrood how big of a Mary Sue she is.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              maybe Cid shouldn't be such a daft bastard and instead slap her and put a real Garlond beauty in her

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              ...why? Getting shut down superhard is literally the opposite of being a Mary Sue. There isn't even some "But wait, Cid comes back and realizes she was always beautiful!" comeback, he just shuts her down and fricks off.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              ...why? Getting shut down superhard is literally the opposite of being a Mary Sue. There isn't even some "But wait, Cid comes back and realizes she was always beautiful!" comeback, he just shuts her down and fricks off.

              Don't worry bros, after Cid turned her down like the Gankeray she went to "spend the night" with WoL and bask in the cooming of the light.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Free will doesn’t exist, both in universe and in real life. Her manifestation of the echo is like what azem had

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I quite enjoyed the Bozja storyline even if there are some flaws with it, I do see quite often other people hating it but never really expounding on why and would be interested in seeing more criticisms.

          I never saw a real issue with the flashforward of Mikotos vision since it was clearly out of context and it was explained by her that her visions are of events that can't be changed. Her insistence to move forward with her mission while not needlessly stressing others showed her commitment to her goals and courage to not let fate or destiny stop her. being saved by Fran was a surprised but not completely out of nowhere given the Dalmascan resistance did join up with us when Bwagi saved us in the nick of time at the end of Castrum Lacus Litore. You can say the vision ended up a nothing-burger in terms of build-up, but it didn't exactly bother me when going through the story as Mikoto was likable enough that I would want her to live but wouldn't be devastated over her dying in the war to free Bozja.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            My only complaint with Bozja is the zones were just drab and had no variety to it. But objectively looking at the amount of content it provided was insane.
            I finished CLL/Dalriada 50x clears and got 10/10/10 suns and got a DRS clear last month. It was nice to see how active it was these past few months.
            Only thing I have left is to do DRN clears but thankfully can make parties for that at any time.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              To clarify, visually the zones were drab. But I really really liked how they worked. Especially the Critical Engagements. Plus the 1v1 Duels, even though I farmed them with LFS cheese lmao.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >My only complaint with Bozja is the zones were just drab and had no variety to it.
              I can understand that, but personally I loved it given the lore and setting was built up to be a war-torn nuked shithole people are desperately fighting to rebuild in their own image once everything is said and done, a major scar of garlean rule and the legacy of allag given it was all caused by bahamut and the hubris of garleans finest.

              I would appreciate if it had more interesting weathers, some actual sunny days would be nice to see.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Eureka: Was there writing?
      Yeah, Krile going "Muh grandpa" over and over. Look forward to that in DT!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The 12: Mixed, great then what the frick were they thinking, we organise a suicide cult!? Horrible writing
      This is honestly how I felt, too. I didn't hate Myths before. A little by the book, sure, but just fine.
      And then they pulled the "lol we all gonna die now."
      And that was bad enough and made my eyes roll.
      But then they added, "Oh, but Oschon's gonna stay around because he really cares about the monkey! 😀 Not us, though. We love you mortals, but we don't want to stick around for even a second longer, not even for 'the blink of an eye' in comparison to the eons we've already lived, to spend time among the mortals we so pretend to cherish. BUH-BYEE! Also, see you in a bit Oschon!"
      Frick, it still makes me mad.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ew
    >fantastic conclusion

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >lv19 in battle pass suffering through all this stun lock hell

    Bros.... I need your energy for this shit

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >only just finally got around to finishing omega after starting back in 2021
    >"oh by the way Alpha now appears throughout the game world randomly and cameos in the Endwalker endgame"
    FRICKING
    AT THIS RATE I REALLY AM GONNA HAVE TO NG+

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Msq only gays deserve less

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i've completed most blue quests and non-savage-and-beyond stuff for duties, but haven't touched much for crafting/gathering and haven't finished this, sorrows and pandemonium, lots of shit these past 3 years going on. I don't think I have the time to complete both of those before the update, but might as well try.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't have an experience of finding alpha all over the world before ShB expansion

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shadowbringer and Endwalker didn't have the dark undertone that previous patches had. I recently redid ARR and a bunch of fetch quests and god damn Eorzea is a bleak fricking place.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shadowbringers had a lot of "hope" in it

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How long does it take for the next pvp season to start once 7.0 hits?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      7.0 to 7.1 will be pre-season, it's mostly for your placement for when the season start for real in 7.1 so you don't have to climb back from unranked again.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hearing flow makes me tear up and with hearts aligned gives me chills.
    there. I said it. I don't care if you call me cringe.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You've simply not finished your descent into becoming an emotionless golem fueled by cynicism yet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s the pure kino that is the ending of Footfalls

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      umm skibidi cringe we hate everything here

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How can I solo dungeons as blu? Trying to learn spells and no one wants to help for these dungeon/raid spells. It sucks and since blu is a solo job shouldn’t it be possible?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can solo a lot of stuff, but it also assumes that you've learned other cornerstone spells to even make the attempt.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What spells are required?

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    C'mon, people, wake up! I just need the damn chest piece.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >healer or dps
      but only the fending set is any good

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nier raids would be the worst alliance raid series if it weren't for CT, and unlike CT it doesn't have the excuse of being ancient, power-crept content.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stop copying my and everyone else's Viper glam

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        we're all going to look great!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stop copying my and everyone else's Viper glam

      The Scouting set looks like shit on dudes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You kidding? I wish I could wear the male chest piece on my female, I fricking hate the generic tunic versus tacticool male.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Female is an Anemone cosplay
          I fricking hate cosplaying as story npcs, healing and casting are also dogshit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a pouch lover, it's just too bulky

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Oh it turns out I already have one

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wait only guys get the camo leggings? Wow guys win for once.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Poopy-di scoop
    Scoop-diddy-whoop
    Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
    Poop-di-scoopty
    Scoopty-whoop
    Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop
    Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop
    Poop, poop
    Scoop-diddy-whoop
    Whoop-diddy-scoop
    Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not sure if I will resub for the DT story. I wouldn’t have much to do besides the story and stalking my ex who I haven’t gotten over

    Should I just watch the story on YouTube? I honestly get depressed thinking about doing it alone after going through the whole rest of the game with her

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what dc is she on anon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Primal exodus.
        To be honest I am not even sure if she still plays. Or would come back for DT.
        She was pretty obsessed with keeping her house though, so maybe

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what's the discord bot that posts solved island sanctuary workshop schedules weekly?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Overseas Casuals
      But honestly, there's no reason to stick to their options unless you're going for that achievement.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        thanks anon, i just plan to stick it in a solo discord server for when i do feel like grinding out cowries

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the matter of Krile's letter not bring entirely legitimate won't be brought up once in the DT MSQ.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      my dude just dictated it, it's a nothingburger, they just had to pad the script with some inane dialogue because of the pipeline needing 15 minutes of cutscenes exact

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's so funny watching this place pretend Endwalker's writing was bad (the base game, not the patches, Void saga sucks yeah).
    Especially that guy that desperately wants Shadowbringers and Endwalker retconned. Sure dude, they're definitely gonna retcon what most people consider the best of the game.
    If nothing else, these threads have some entertaining autists.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah no I won't miss doing tour guide duty for the meme rabbits with triumphant bgm in the background for hours on end.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      EW was pretty bad outside of Hermes being the most based man to ever live. SHB was only good in a vacuum, which is why it resonates so much with newbies because it made everything prior irrelevant.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    early access includes the graphical update right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it includes everything, early access is just the expansion launch for people who pre-ordered

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure that's what the 48 hours are for

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It includes everything. It is effectively the release date.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ni

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no hat

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cute

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >we want the Erenville audience

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ACTUAL Black person WITH Black person HAIRCUT LMAO

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I could use that haircut on my pirate midlander

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      WE

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kate enforced token pseudoBlack person

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think Zero is great.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      perfection

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Man, namae never misses

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when people thought the hat was evil?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If only she had a similar ending

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      perfection

      I would let Zero fart in my face.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The only reason I have for not liking her is that she reminds me of the complete self-contradictory mess that was the 6.x storyline. She has a solid character arc with a good buildup and conclusion, but the small details that actually lead up to that end are completely idiotic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      zero right before I blow a fat load all over her

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      perfection

      What is this haircut called and how do I get a gf who has one?

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any possible way to finish Eureka without entering some gay discord

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Entering a heterosexual one, I guess.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm coming home. (reactivating my sub)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Such a good song. I love Gridania.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    we know meteion

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >finally did the last MSQ quest
    >skipped any scene with Graha or Alisaie
    DT is gonna be a disaster, I can feel it. They're gonna pull some multiverse shit like every long-running media these days.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FF has had multiverse shit since they confirmed Gilgamesh is the same character in every game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      homie did you miss the part where XIV made a mobius strip out of the drakengard canon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Drakengard canon was always a Mobius strip, XIV has got nothing to do with it.

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if the Azeyma's earring is going to be limited like the aetheryte and Menphina's were. I ask because this is the first time it's been treated as the way it is with the code and all.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Beat the shit out of Vrtra's sister again and finished the MSQ. Zeromus fight was neat. I really liked doing the dungeon from og Golbez' perspective. That was cool.
    I don't get the hate towards Wuq Lamat. She seems like a decent character. Hyper energetic tomboy, but also putting on a facade to hide her fear and insecurities, and ultimately working to stop a war from breaking out between the continents. Seems fine to me.
    Is it really just the troony voice actor thats souring people on her? I play with Jap voices, so none of that bothered me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just finished 6.55.
      Is the only reason you guys hate her the va?
      The actual character seems enjoyable enough.

      She's Lyse 2.0, now with more wacky cutscenes and her acting like a moron. We're supposed to want to elevate her to be the ruler of her country, so her stupidity is not in any way endearing

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        she's just a client
        all you're supposed to want is to get paid for adventuring in the new world
        she's not gonna win anyway

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They should've introduced the succession stuff once we were already in Tural. Either that or started this plotline back in 6.3 and actually given us a reason to want to help Wuk

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >actually given us a reason to want to help Wuk
            Stopping a war hungry moron from taking over to start a war against us seems like a pretty valid reason.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              That's a reason to stop that guy, not to help Wuk

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                We stop the guy by helping Wuk.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it really just the troony voice actor thats souring people on her?
      That is the reason behind it for most. I don't give a shit because I use Japanese VA, what the frick do you think you're doing making reasonable posts here?

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished 6.55.
    Is the only reason you guys hate her the va?
    The actual character seems enjoyable enough.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the character feels like a Lyse but I trust the writers to have learned from Stormblood. So I expect some level of subversion
      the VA is fricking horrendous though, if they really wanted a troony at least they should have picked one that does theater instead of this amateur

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        She's Lyse 2.0, now with more wacky cutscenes and her acting like a moron. We're supposed to want to elevate her to be the ruler of her country, so her stupidity is not in any way endearing

        I don't really see the comparison. Maybe if you're comparing Lyse-pretending-to-be-Yda with Wuq, I can see it.

        >Is it really just the troony voice actor thats souring people on her?
        That is the reason behind it for most. I don't give a shit because I use Japanese VA, what the frick do you think you're doing making reasonable posts here?

        kek

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No. Sure, the VA business leaves a sour taste in my mouth (for multiple reasons), but even looking past that they're trying way, way too hard to make her seem endearing and instead she just comes across as extremely annoying. She's basically the polar opposite of Lyse yet somehow just as shit. I'm willing to give them some benefit of the doubt and withhold my final judgment until 7.0 proper since we only have a single post-patch's worth of interacting with her to go on so far, but she's not exactly given me a great first impression.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >they're trying way, way too hard to make her seem endearing and instead she just comes across as extremely annoying
        They really want her to be wacky and lovable but it really doesn't work

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If Ganker hadn't told me the VA was a troony, I never would have guessed. I like how she portrays herself as a mighty warrior but is actually kind of a scaredy cat - at least when it comes to monsters the WoL fights on a daily basis

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Is the only reason you guys hate her the va

      yes Ganker is obsessed with trannies

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The VA is just bad, anon. Amateurish trash that sticks out like a sore thumb

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          sure thing

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nah the va is fine

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nah the va is fine

        ewww they are in this thread

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          are they in the room with you right now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Keep your offtopic idpol out of Ganker and this thread.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like early Naruto and Korra melded into one character tbh. I don't think she's bad, but there's nothing new or fun about her. Really wish we got the mamoolja brother instead, its been forever since the WoL party had a no-nonsense member who knows want they want from the start.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The va is shit and so is the character, I got tired of moronic tomboys in the 00s

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No I actually just hate hrothgar. It goes with my hatred of furgays.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's very odd that she's written well, but the voice is oddly monotone

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >is the only reason you guys hate wuk lamat is the VA for english?

      Yes. Go redo the very first cutscene Wuk talks, hit decline when it fades to black, and swap to Japanese. They're simply different fricking characters, one is a dude pretending to be a grill pretending to not be californian pretending to be south american. The other is Wuk Lamat.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I personally did not find her enjoyable even with the poor VA choice. I feel no motivation to help her and she seems like she would be a shit leader. Every other line from her was about eating and that was just boring. There isn't enough to hate her yet but I certainly do not want to help her. Erenvilles voice was far worse then the troonys voice though, I will say that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She's annoying on her own, the voice acting just makes her completely unbearable.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think there are reasons to not like her, but I also think these reasons wouldn't be mentioned even half as much and the reaction to her wouldn't have been even half as strong if the VA wasn't trans.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I use JP voices and her character already seems annoying.

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    daily reminder that the Nier alliance raids aren't canon to either Nier or FF14.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!! Sust get in here!

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What did he mean by this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >quietly
      That's not the WoL way.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think it would be quite based if we ended up taking care of the big problem and then just said "alright, we're out, duke it out by yourself"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      graha being based for the first time since forever

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Those that think themselves too smart for politics end up being ruled by those that are not.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          good luck ruling over a god-slayer like WoL.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            A bunch of lalafell moneylenders made WoL shit and piss his pants and run away to Ishgard.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You mean the god slayer than has been nodding his head and killing anything city leaders point him at without question? WoL is the best pibble ever made.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              WoL is practically a glow-in-the-dark himself seeing how much of the state dirty business he had participated in on behalf of various leaders.
              >Coperhammer Mines
              >Operation Archon
              >The entirety of Stormblood
              >Assassination of Ugetsu

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take back every negative comment I've made about DT if you can enact this plan

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        shame they don't actually let you be that based ingame. Even if you pick that and all the least motivated conversation options with wuk later, in the last cutscene before the credits roll she still talks like you're already decided to team up.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >play the whole MSQ on english
    >wuk lamat appears
    >voicecracks, obivous male trying to pretend to be a cutesy woman
    im so glad im an ESL and can just change to my native language and dont have to deal with this shit even though i prefer most of the english VAs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >voicecracks

      when?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        anytime he tries to emote
        you can HEAR the guy coming out

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I couldn't.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Spanish version sounds bad too. Chud??

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    any anon wanna be dawntrail bfs?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be ur dawntrail gf

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This post was made by a trapped morsel awaiting death.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >low-diffs the average healer
          This is why I don't take their strike seriously.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        porn addict

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        have we actually seen the gigachad tank/wienersleeve healer combo ingame yet? I mean as NPCs?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Ardbert and Lamitt

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Avere and Edda

            grim

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Avere and Edda

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >have we actually seen the gigachad tank/wienersleeve healer combo ingame yet? I mean as NPCs?
          Thancred and Urianger are teaming up for the contest.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            wtf is this real?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              She even comments during role quests that ardbert never noticed her feelings.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            she's worse than the lusty argonian maid

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            lalas are femcels, no wonder they keep shitting up Ganker, fricking losers

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            More like Cumimi.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Alka Zolka and Setoto
          Sidurgu and Rielle
          Radovan and Sophie (are they actually fricking or is it a parental thing? Who fricking knows)
          I can't remember if that princess Brendan was trying to protect was a healer or not but she definitely had a healer vibe
          Uhhhhh
          I guess maybe if you're a WoL tank you could maybe consider yourself this with Y'shtola or G'raha? Or be a WoL healer with G'raha as the... gigachad

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget that one girl that fricks the boulder brothers.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Aenor is a bard, so no
              ...though Ocher is a healer and Hoary is a tank

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Shit, I forgot she's a bard, but still, they're a support job with healing and buffing capabilities both in most mainline FF games, so it almost counts.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Sidurgu and Rielle

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Rielle keeps complaining that he doesn't look at her as a woman and that maybe in the future he will, girl has no idea just what kind of odds she's going to have to have to surmount to make him think of anything but edge.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                She's gonna get that lizard dick if she has to cut him down at the knees to achieve it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Alka Zolka and Setoto
            Setoto is not a healbawd, that's Us. We're Alka Zolka's healbawd.
            >Radovan and Sophie
            They're platonic partners who are together because they've both lost a lot and suffered together at the hands of that random dude who was Strong enough to fight WoL and Co unaided
            >Sauldia
            Not a healer
            >Y'shtola
            Not even a healer by the time you can party with her and she's not into WoL
            >G'raha
            Not even a healbawd, he's actually a versatile bawd.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Setoto is not a healbawd,
              Yes she is, she's a SCH completely, just without a fairy
              >Not even a healer by the time you can party with her and she's not into WoL
              She keeps switching between dps and healer now and "she's not into WoL", damn, must have missed that message in between the comments about spanking, the comments about her heart breaking and the quiet wistful staring into WoL's eyes for several seconds
              >Not even a healbawd, he's actually a versatile bawd.
              G'raha is a total healbawd, just occasionally turns what are healing spells into a sword and shield to apply preemptive healing, being a healbawd is a mentality and he sure has it

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Setoto wasn't a scholar, her father was.
                >She keeps switching between dps and healer now
                Only happened once during Lunar Subterrane, every other time she's a psuedo black mage. Her making sassy remarks isn't her being into WoL that's just her character now, she makes those types of remarks to everyone.
                >G'raha is a total healbawd
                Nah he's not a healbawd. He's a versatile bawd, he'll change role and dynamics just to fit around you

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Setoto wasn't a scholar, her father was.
                She was too
                >Only happened once during Lunar Subterrane, every other time she's a psuedo black mage.
                DT trust leaks also showed she'll be available as healer for the one trial she's in
                >Her making sassy remarks isn't her being into WoL that's just her character now, she makes those types of remarks to everyone.
                "Every time you get hurt my heart breaks" is not a sassy comment, it's quite literally the opposite of a sassy comment, it's her breaking character from her sassy persona to suck WoL's dick
                >Nah he's not a healbawd. He's a versatile bawd, he'll change role and dynamics just to fit around you
                That sounds like healbawd behaviour, specially for a particularly dominant tank that would use his healbawd as a shield too

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >She was too
                She wasn't that's why she didn't have a faerie of her own, Lilac was her father's.

                >DT trust leaks
                I'll believe it when I see it, dattebayo.

                >"Every time you get hurt my heart breaks" is not a sassy comment
                Y'shtola shows the same level of concern over you as everyone else does because you're a trusted friend and companion. She also has genuine moments with everyone else including Thancred, Runar, Urianger and Lyse.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >She also has genuine moments with everyone else including Thancred, Runar, Urianger and Lyse.
                Yeah and those are the ones where she actually doesn't drop her sassiness at all
                Unless you seriously think her completely noselling Lyse's confessions by pretending it was completely irrelevant and didn't affect her has the exact same vibe as her fully admitting to WoL she'd suffer if anything happened to him/her

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >where she actually doesn't drop her sassiness at all
                But she does drop her sassiness

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                When? There hasn't been a single moment where she wasn't sassing Thancred to death and the one time she got real it was to piss him off even further, with Runar her method of consoling him was downplaying and triviliazing every single thing that happened, with Urianger she quite literally takes pleasure in seeing him make a clown of himself drowning and with Lyse her strategy was just to pretend nothing had happened at all at any moment

                WoL is the only character in the game that gets her to fully admit she's hurt and feels bad about something

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >one time she got real it was to piss him off even further
                She tells Thancred that he can't keep running from having a proper chat with Ryne(then Minfilia) about everything, Thancred gets angry because he knows shes right but he doesn't want to face his own feelings. After resolving everything with Ryne the two are more cordial with each other.

                >Runar her method of consoling him was downplaying and triviliazing every single thing that happened
                No, she simply reassured him that she wouldn't die so easily and that she'd find a way return to see them all again as she considers herself one of the Night's Blessed.

                > Urianger she quite literally takes pleasure in seeing him make a clown of himself
                Everyone does, it's a gag scene. Not to mention that a lot of the time Urianger is treated as comic relief even in serious moments such as when Thancred gives Ryne her new name or the post Hades fight cutscene as the Scions return from the Tempest. She's completely genuine with him most of the time and even talks to him of her concerns with very minimal sass such as when she asks him to describe the Night's sky to her.

                >with Lyse her strategy was just to pretend nothing had happened at all at any moment
                She never sasses Lyse and only tells her certain things in order to alay her feelings of Guilt that she has when revealing her true self or when she decides to leave the Scions.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for saying a whole bunch of things I already know and that don't prove me wrong in the slightest, I guess

                >very minimal sass such as when she asks him to describe the Night's sky to her.
                That's relief, not hurt
                >She never sasses Lyse
                And reacting to Lyse announcing she's leaving the Scions with "Seriously? You called us here for this? You know some of us are busy right" is literally the sassiest she's ever been in the whole game

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Thanks for saying a [a whole bunch of things that do prove me wrong but act like it didn't. Bejitabro BTW!]
                >And reacting to Lyse announcing she's leaving the Scions with "Seriously? You called us here for this?
                she follows that up with "I was only Joking" and that Lyse will always be a treasured companion no matter what she choses to do and none among them will think less of her for her decision, she only said that to snap lyse out of her guilty attitude just like when she took off her mask after Papalymo died.

                >That's relief, not hurt
                That's her having a genuine moment with Urianger unless you think that genuine only means emotionally raw moments.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >she follows that up with "I was only Joking"
                Yeah because she went so hard on the sassiness that Lyse actually takes it badly

                >That's her having a genuine moment with Urianger unless you think that genuine only means emotionally raw moments.
                This whole argument started over Y'shtola admitting that WoL getting hurt hurts her too
                None of this example about Urianger is about the same, you can have emotionally raw moments that don't involve her getting hurt, in this case, her being moved and feeling relief
                But it's a total goalpost moving on your part

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Because she wanted to shock Lyse given her demenour about leaving the Scions, she then proceeds to her that no matter what they will always be comrades and friends.

                >This whole argument started over Y'shtola admitting that WoL getting hurt hurts her too
                Because like I said I said before she shows the same level of concern over WoL as everyone else does, she also has genuine moments like these with other characters which was my counter point. Your only argument is "But it's not the same level!" When was any other character in danger of having their soul and body slowly warped by absorbing lethal amounts of light corrupted aether in order for her to say something like that to anyone else? This point only works if you ignore context and her relation to other characters.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The point is not that she doesn't feel bad about anyone else being hurt, that's fricking obvious, the point is that there is no other character at all that she goes up to and goes all "My heart breaks whenever you get hurt badly"
                With every other character, she just tries to downplay it to add levity to the situation, that doesn't mean she doesn't care, but it does mean that she faces WoL getting hurt differently from someone else getting hurt

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >This point only works if you ignore context and her relation to other characters.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not ignoring her relation to other characters, I'm literally addressing it by pointing out how WoL is different from every other
                Unless you genuinely think the sin eater stuff was literally the only time Y'shtola has ever shown worry for WoL, and not after SoS or Zodiark or the duel with Zenos where she keeps saying that kind of stuff

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Again, your point only works if you ignore context. What she says is no different than what any of the other scions say to you and is far less emotional and affectionate than what G'raha, Alphinaud and Alisaie say. Not only that but when have other characters been put in situations that would allow for Y'shtola to say things like that to them, especially when its the WoL who does the heavy lifting? You can't say its "Different" because you have literally no real indication of that.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >and is far less emotional and affectionate than what G'raha, Alphinaud and Alisaie say.
                I disagree
                >Not only that but when have other characters been put in situations that would allow for Y'shtola to say things like that to them, especially when its the WoL who does the heavy lifting?
                With Thancred, Urianger and Lyse? Constantly

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >I disagree
                How so? Even in the most emotional scene of the Scions crowding around WoL's body post Endsinger/Zenos she's far more restrained than the twins and G'raha.
                >With Thancred, Urianger and Lyse? Constantly
                Nope. We don't even see the scene of the other Scions finding Thancred after his battle with Jit so we can't even properly gauge her reaction.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That is a scene of Y'shtola saying her heart can't stand seeing WoL get hurt
                Only reason the twins and G'raha cry is because they're children/a manchild, otherwise you'd have to also count Alphinaud as being into WoL and Alphinaud hasn't dropped the slightest hint of it in the whole game

                And there are more instances of Than red getting hurt, like the first Flow spell and his reappearance in HW

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Only reason the twins and G'raha cry is because they're children/a manchild
                Except G'raha and the twins are shown to have completely different reactions and mannerisms when it comes to the WoL and are far more eager to do things with them. G'raha is not a manchild, dude is literally a Grandpa.
                > otherwise you'd have to also count Alphinaud as being into WoL and Alphinaud hasn't dropped the slightest hint of it in the whole game
                Alphinaud views the WoL as Family. Also by your logic and you arguing that She's into WoL because of the "My heart couldn't take it line" then you'd also have to say that Thancred is into them too because of him telling WoL to consider their feelings and that they care

                >And there are more instances of Than red getting hurt, like the first Flow spell and his reappearance in HW
                Thancred got out of it seemingly fine and nobody else was fretting about him when they met up because he wad doing far better than Y'shtola was when she had to be extracted from the spell considering he he showed up to fight Ardbert to a standstill and then joined you in cleaning up the rest of the Dragonsong War storyline.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                > G'raha is not a manchild, dude is literally a Grandpa.
                He can be both
                Being a manchild is not about age
                >then you'd also have to say that Thancred is into them too because of him telling WoL to consider their feelings and that they care
                The difference there is that Y'shtola says *I* was suffering, while Thancred says *we* were suffering, one's talking about how much she's hurting, the other is speaking for the group
                >Alphinaud views the WoL as Family.
                Then you'd have to argument that neither Alisaie nor G'raha are into WoL because they have the exact same reaction

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Then you'd have to argument that neither Alisaie nor G'raha are into WoL because they have the exact same reaction
                G'raha at multiple points is proverbially on his knees talking about how WoL was God's Gift to him, the eternal wind beneath his wings he sees WoL as his personal hero rather than as family.

                Alisaie's experience with WoL is different to Alphinaud's, starting back in Coils as the pair of you confront the truth of what happened to Louisoix and Bahamut and her learning about having her own resolve rather than obligation to her grandfather and her wanting to follow in your footsteps after seeing your resolve countless times.

                >Y'shtola says *I* was suffering, while Thancred says *we* were suffering
                There is no difference, Thancred is quite literally telling WoL that they, he included, all felt the same because they, he included, all care. Y'shtola's is an expression of relief.

                >He can be both
                >Being a manchild is not about age
                Yeah and the guy is literally a Grandpa in terms of mannerisms and maturity as noted by other characters, he only acts giddy when it comes to WoL because WoL is quite literally everything to him.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                > G'raha is not a manchild, dude is literally a Grandpa.
                He can be both
                Being a manchild is not about age
                >then you'd also have to say that Thancred is into them too because of him telling WoL to consider their feelings and that they care
                The difference there is that Y'shtola says *I* was suffering, while Thancred says *we* were suffering, one's talking about how much she's hurting, the other is speaking for the group
                >Alphinaud views the WoL as Family.
                Then you'd have to argument that neither Alisaie nor G'raha are into WoL because they have the exact same reaction

                >Only reason the twins and G'raha cry is because they're children/a manchild
                Except G'raha and the twins are shown to have completely different reactions and mannerisms when it comes to the WoL and are far more eager to do things with them. G'raha is not a manchild, dude is literally a Grandpa.
                > otherwise you'd have to also count Alphinaud as being into WoL and Alphinaud hasn't dropped the slightest hint of it in the whole game
                Alphinaud views the WoL as Family. Also by your logic and you arguing that She's into WoL because of the "My heart couldn't take it line" then you'd also have to say that Thancred is into them too because of him telling WoL to consider their feelings and that they care

                >And there are more instances of Than red getting hurt, like the first Flow spell and his reappearance in HW
                Thancred got out of it seemingly fine and nobody else was fretting about him when they met up because he wad doing far better than Y'shtola was when she had to be extracted from the spell considering he he showed up to fight Ardbert to a standstill and then joined you in cleaning up the rest of the Dragonsong War storyline.

                NTA but genuinely how can you do so many fricking logic loops and so many exact word analysis and comparatives and shit to somehow prove that Y'shtola saying WoL breaks her heart is somehow not supposed to have the slightest romantic connotation.

                Who the frick uses the word "heart" if they don't mean anything related to the heart. You're just a raging fujo, aren't you?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Who the frick uses the word "heart" if they don't mean anything related to the heart.
                Normal people? Heart related expressions are used to mean something relating to emotions, not romance.

                You're the one who said the different in how G'raha, Alisaie and Alphinaud react to it compared to Y'shtola makes all the difference
                Now you're arguing that Alphinaud, Alisaie and G'raha all have completely different takes despite their exact same reactions

                At the same time, you try to present the difference between what Thancred and Y'shtola say as completely irrelevant

                The truth is, you keep contradicting yourself even within the very same posts, because you have no point, you just go "nuh-huh" at everything

                >You're the one who said the different in how G'raha, Alisaie and Alphinaud react to it compared to Y'shtola makes all the difference
                >Now you're arguing that Alphinaud, Alisaie and G'raha all have completely different takes despite their exact same reactions
                Different reasons for similar reactions does not contradict the previous point of how Alisaie and G'raha being into WoL but Alphinaud seeing them as family.

                >At the same time, you try to present the difference between what Thancred and Y'shtola say as completely irrelevant
                Because Thancred is directly telling the WoL that he and the rest of them greatly care about them, and given the context of everyone crying their hearts out over the WoL's almost timely death it has just as much weight to it as Y'shtola saying her heart couldn't take it which she is saying as a sign of relief not as a form of greater personal care than those around her.

                >The truth is, you keep contradicting yourself even within the very same posts, because you have no point, you just go "nuh-huh" at everything
                The point is "Y'shtola is not into WoL in order to be classed a healbawd" But keep moving the goal posts, goalpost mover.

                >he only acts giddy when it comes to WoL
                And Estinien...
                And Hien...
                And everything in general whenever Alisaie is around him...

                >And Estinien...
                >And Hien...
                He was gushing over meeting important historical figures and never anything beyond that like with WoL
                And everything in general whenever Alisaie is around him...
                This is because Alisaie sees G'raha as a rival for spending time with WoL, he never acts up around her unless the subject of the WoL is brought up.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up, moron. Your fanfic is not canon.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh holy shit it's the dude that's still reposting screenshots of internet arguments he lost literally years ago over and over while accusing everyone who ever disagrees with him of being the same random moron. And you have the balls to call anyone else autistic and psychotic.

                No wonder you just went for a whole thread arguing back and forth and posting true walls of text to prove that Y'shtola constantly flirting with WoL, saying her heart suffers for him and other stuff is somehow just completely loveless behavior that the writers added there for literally no reason.

                I was originally going to call you a homosexual for thinking that WoL and Y'shtola have any semblence of romance whatsoever but its clear to me now that you interpret simple gestures of care as romantic interest, so it'd be wrong for me to dunk on you for being autistic. People like you are part of the reason why the Greeks had multiple words for "Love" and I think it should return to proper regular usage.

                >all the times Alisaie has been Jealous or has acted catty towards G'raha
                You mean when she literally told G'raha that his life now belonged to WoL for what he had done?

                >he unironically believes rivals can't be friends

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Trying way too hard

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're typing words but you aren't actually saying anything.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah same as you, why bother with anything else?
                You'd just call a straight up blowjob a "friendly gesture"

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i'm better than you. that's why i spent three hours conceding a dumb argument between archive searches and hoping an insult sticks

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Using a heart related expression is the same as giving a blowjob
                >Both are objective displays of romantic love

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >giving a blowjob
                >>Both are objective displays of romantic love

                >Anon is actually, unironically, for real, saying that if Y'shtola got down on her knees pulled out WoL's wiener and started sucking on it, it still wouldn't prove that she's into him

                But please, keep going with the anime reaction faces

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Anon is actually doubling down his belief that using a heart related expression is the same as giving a blowjob
                >Anon seriously believes that sexual acts are expressions of romantic love
                You are unironically the purest person I have ever seen post in this thread, weird as that sounds.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >>Anon seriously believes that sexual acts are expressions of romantic love
                are you, like, addicted to JAV or something?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the one who brought up blowjobs out of nowhere, don't ask me.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Anon thinks a blowjob between Y'shtola and WoL, two characters who have known each other for a good while and that are intimate (romantic or not) and have enormous trust on each other, would the exact same as a blowjob between two strangers having a hookup

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So what you're saying is that a Heart related experession is the same as a blowjob? That the act of a blowjob in of itself is an display or romantic love. Anon, my heart almost stopped reading this.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >So what you're saying is that a Heart related experession is the same as a blowjob?
                No that's just your schizo misreading of me mocking you and saying you're illogical, which you just love to prove again and again

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >brings up blowjobs out of nowhere
                >is now arguing that the blowjob is somehow the same as a heart related expression in terms of how intimate both supposededly are
                But I'm the illogical one.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I said you're so illogical that even if Y'shtola were to straight up suck off WoL you'd still be insisting it's just a friendly gesture with no meaning

                This apparently set you off on a total sperg breakdown and you started confusing concepts and lines of reasoning, because you're a bonafide moron

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Again, the blowjob comparrison is umprompted. How on earth is this in any way remotely similar to using a Heart expression?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's using the heart expression like 3-4 times in various places, it's the mommy teasing comments, it's the staring into WoL's eyes for 6 whole seconds for no reason, it's all of it combined
                Which is what you fail to get, it doesn't fricking matter that you manage to prove that one gesture wasn't explicitly romantic, but the fact there's that many that could be taken as romantic means it's no coincidence or one time awkward writing, the writers mean to actually make it clear that if the player liked Y'shtola, she'd be into it

                Just the fricking same as how nobody doubts G'raha is totally into WoL, but you still get the option to tell him you're really not that attached to him and it could just be read as normal hero worship if you're not into him, it's the same fricking shit as

                Yes, but none of it is direct explicit confirmation of anything. Which is why people trying to claim that a certain line of dialogue TOTALLY mean X character wants to jump the WoL's bones are morons because nothing will ever be absolutely intended in that manner.

                mentions, just little teasing moments that let you decide for yourself

                The blowjob shit is just to make you understand how fricking moronic you sound when you completely oppose all of it together at the same time as you defend every single other case, like G'raha's

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Because it's using the heart expression like 3-4 times in various places
                Heart expressions are to do with emotions not love specifically
                >it's the mommy teasing comments
                She only says this once and thats in reponse to WoL sarcasitcally telling her "Yes Mother" in reponse to being told to take a rest
                >it's the staring into WoL's eyes for 6 whole seconds for no reason
                Multiple characters have stared into WoL's eyes, are they in love with them too? Not to mention she doesnt' stare for no reason she's inspecting your Aether.

                >Just the fricking same as how nobody doubts G'raha is totally into WoL
                Because he very clearly worships WoL and shows it with his actions and words. This is the entire plot of Shadowbringers
                >just little teasing moments that let you decide for yourself
                Acknowledging this means you acknowledge that Y'shtola is not into WoL thoughever.

                >The blowjob shit is just to make you understand how fricking moronic you sound when you completely oppose all of it together at the same time as you defend every single other case, like G'raha's
                So in other words you genuinely think that blowjobs are the same as heart expressions.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                hey dude

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Fans are into Y'shtola
                >THIS IS PROOF GUYS!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know why you're so vehemently against this.
                YoshiP and the writers said you're free to headcanon any female character as being into your WoL, and that they typically tend to drop hints or little teases to provide something to chew on in that sense.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Because its not canon, bro. That's what the blowjob bozo is arguing for.

                >Because he very clearly worships WoL and shows it with his actions and words. This is the entire plot of Shadowbringers
                The plot of Shadowbringers is also that Y'shtola was given to choose between WoL, and every single other Scion, and she chose WoL.

                ...Because WoL was the one carrying that huge burden of taking in the Lightwarden's aether, duh. Nobody else was risking their lives like WoL was.

                >KEK. I'm not even the screenshot guy moron.
                Then I'll just quote the anon from much higher up in the thread and point out how extremely convenient and mysterious it is that the screenshot guy stopped talking at the same time as you started and how wierdly coincidential it is that you talk just like him.

                I was playing the game, I'm the guy who you first replied to about Fanfiction.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No one believes you

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Because its not canon, bro.
                No romance for the WoL is. But clearly it's still written to allow people to believe that, and Y'shtola is chief among that cast of characters people are free to believe that with.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Look man I am beyond fricking tired of you now

                I'll just look forward to the next time you have a thread-long sperg out where you post screenshots from who knows how long ago and who knows how many anons insisting everyone who disagrees with you is just one dedicated paramilitar anon who tracks your movement or something

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >[I HATE YOU AIEEEEEE]
                KEK. I'm not even the screenshot guy moron.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >KEK. I'm not even the screenshot guy moron.
                Then I'll just quote the anon from much higher up in the thread and point out how extremely convenient and mysterious it is that the screenshot guy stopped talking at the same time as you started and how wierdly coincidential it is that you talk just like him.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Because he very clearly worships WoL and shows it with his actions and words. This is the entire plot of Shadowbringers
                The plot of Shadowbringers is also that Y'shtola was given to choose between WoL, and every single other Scion, and she chose WoL.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >This is because Alisaie sees G'raha as a rival for spending time with WoL
                lol you know perfectly well this has never been a thing.
                If that was the case, you wouldn't walk in on them spending time and sleeping together without WoL anywhere close to them.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >rivals can't be friends
                >lets also ignore all the times Alisaie has been Jealous or has acted catty towards G'raha when about to embark on relatively more casual advnentures.
                >let's also ignore other scions comments about their rivalry

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >all the times Alisaie has been Jealous or has acted catty towards G'raha
                You mean when she literally told G'raha that his life now belonged to WoL for what he had done?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Who the frick uses the word "heart" if they don't mean anything related to the heart.
                That refers to emotions of any kind. You're legitimately autistic. You're the psychotic moron who wrote pic related right?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh holy shit it's the dude that's still reposting screenshots of internet arguments he lost literally years ago over and over while accusing everyone who ever disagrees with him of being the same random moron. And you have the balls to call anyone else autistic and psychotic.

                No wonder you just went for a whole thread arguing back and forth and posting true walls of text to prove that Y'shtola constantly flirting with WoL, saying her heart suffers for him and other stuff is somehow just completely loveless behavior that the writers added there for literally no reason.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah you're definitely the guy who wrote it. Based on how hard you started melting down I'm gonna guess you're pretty embarrassed by it, as you should be.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Appropriate, but you're the guy pissing his pants there. Look at this shit you made LOL

                >Who the frick uses the word "heart" if they don't mean anything related to the heart.
                That refers to emotions of any kind. You're legitimately autistic. You're the psychotic moron who wrote pic related right?

                And you'll never live it down, I'll always be here to repost it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah you're definitely the guy who wrote it. Based on how hard you started melting down I'm gonna guess you're pretty embarrassed by it, as you should be.

                you're gonna be patting yourself on the back for a long time for pussying out this hard

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You've been doing this for...
                a whole goddamn year straight.

                And yet you're still here, arguing for an entire thread with giant walls of text about how mad Y'shtola makes you.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >You've been doing this for...
                >a whole goddamn year straight.
                Dude you're here daily melting down over opinions on your waifu.
                >And yet you're still here, arguing for an entire thread with giant walls of text about how mad Y'shtola makes you.
                Nah I just interjected in your little argument to mock you and your autism. This was my first post in the thread

                >femshrek gays jack off to this and don't think they're gay
                lol

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                everyone believes that you were unrelated. mysteriously the person he was having an argument with completely stopped talking when you appeared. i'm glad you could show ul to carry on his wayward spirit. it's so sad he stopped existing the moment you showed up

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >faux apathetic all lowercaps
                You can literally SMELL the raw seethe.
                I'm gonna post links to some of your past meltdowns for lulz
                https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/643799219/#643800640
                https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/643762906/#643794530
                And look here! You were soooo proud of it! AHAAHAHAHAHAHA
                https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/643762906/#643766416

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                thank god. you even carried on his tradition of hanging onto grudges for insane lengths of time. you even remember which arguments he had with other people. or one person. you even got his specific moronism of "lowercaps" right on your own. you are the moron incarnate

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh my god now he's even trying to link to response posts from a year ago that he's analyzed.
                How fricking long have you been at this? How much of your life have you dedicated to that one random conversation about a videogame character?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I literally just followed the archive links from the image back, it took 20 seconds but I'm sure you're baffled by such a thing because you're a phoneposting moron.
                Melt for me sweet little baby! Give me a good meltie! Write another essay!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Write another essay!
                You're doing a fantastic job without my help already.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >t. wrote

                >Dude you're here daily melting down over opinions on your waifu.


                Ok my dude, you don't seem to catch on to what's going on here so let me make it clear for you.

                There are a whole fricking lot of Y'shtolagays. She's literally one of the most popular characters in the game, like her or not.

                Everyone who disagrees with you is, statistically speaking, not the same fricking person. Even right fricking now you're arguing against multiple people at once.

                But you. (You), little braindead shitstain that you are, you keep fricking bringing up the same damn conversation from a whole year ago. Keep posting the saem damn pic someone made a whole year ago. You keep fricking signing every damn argument you ever make on the same damn topic. You make it clear not just to whoever you're arguing with, but the whole goddamn world, that it's always just been you. You're the one that starts every goddamn Yhstola argument. And it's easy to see because guess fricking what, you keep signing your goddamn posts.
                You're so far up your own ass, how's it smell? Can you taste Runar's leftovers up there?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Sheesh, no fricking shit I wrote both of those posts. It's almost like it's the exact same damn reply chain. Good job detective.

                >Runar out of nowhere
                Please oh please start posting your furry folder so we can also confirm that even the anon posting Runar out of nowhere every thread he can is, in fact, ALSO the same person. I really want to know that you're seething about Y'shtola even when no one is talking about het.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Dude you're here daily melting down over opinions on your waifu.
                Ok my dude, you don't seem to catch on to what's going on here so let me make it clear for you.

                There are a whole fricking lot of Y'shtolagays. She's literally one of the most popular characters in the game, like her or not.

                Everyone who disagrees with you is, statistically speaking, not the same fricking person. Even right fricking now you're arguing against multiple people at once.

                But you. (You), little braindead shitstain that you are, you keep fricking bringing up the same damn conversation from a whole year ago. Keep posting the saem damn pic someone made a whole year ago. You keep fricking signing every damn argument you ever make on the same damn topic. You make it clear not just to whoever you're arguing with, but the whole goddamn world, that it's always just been you. You're the one that starts every goddamn Yhstola argument. And it's easy to see because guess fricking what, you keep signing your goddamn posts.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I know you're the same guy because you always go on these holier-than-thou tangents filled with wild leaps in logic about your shitty waifu. Keep melting for me little baby!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Damn son this was the gayest thing you could have written in response

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one who said the different in how G'raha, Alisaie and Alphinaud react to it compared to Y'shtola makes all the difference
                Now you're arguing that Alphinaud, Alisaie and G'raha all have completely different takes despite their exact same reactions

                At the same time, you try to present the difference between what Thancred and Y'shtola say as completely irrelevant

                The truth is, you keep contradicting yourself even within the very same posts, because you have no point, you just go "nuh-huh" at everything

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >he only acts giddy when it comes to WoL
                And Estinien...
                And Hien...
                And everything in general whenever Alisaie is around him...

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It never sat right with me how XIV official writing did a 180 on mass murderers, war criminals, etc the moment Emet got popular. Fans excusing their fictional husbands for flduing their family alive I can handle because that's just fans, but when writers start doing it that's the point of no return.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the point of no return
      Truly, XIV devs are going to start building the reich now. Olympus has pollen.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      whats with the revisionism
      >inb4 thats just some noncanon quest
      then there's no point arguing with you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What quest?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The Omega epilogue quest you get after beating Endwalker

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Where do you start it?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Sharlayan I think "A Heartless Hypothesis"

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It is fiction

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And? Fiction can't be consistent?

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to get as caught up as I can so I'm not too far behind when Dawntrail drops. Just finished the Zodiark fight.
    >mfw the music hits

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you'll get there in time for sure if you go a decent pace

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Inside Out 2 is Endwalker for children

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gurren Lagann is Endwalker for men.

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    But you're not doing anything.....

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She teleported us in to Titan. And then as we were fighting, she kept the teleport active while gobbos raped her.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty much nothing considering we could have storm O'Ghomoro to use kobold's aetheryte like the second time we fought Tidus.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you think Y'shtola is not doing anything in that quest while she's holding the door, wait for the Gridania/Ramuh quests, where Yda and Papalymo quite literally keep making excuses to not have to work and just go have a nap offscreen, regardless of whether there's a chance of primal tempering or not.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think the Scions as a whole are a sorry excuse of story companion. They were almost no help to our quests for the first 2 major storylines of the game.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They were absent throughout the majority of HW though

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yes they were. They were never your friends until suddenly they decided you're their best friends in 5.0

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Alphinaud is your friend in HW

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You wouldn't know what being a friend is like, autist.

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://poal.me/n5csxp

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've always used Jap audio, I only switch to EN for Orbonne Monastery and Baelsar's Wall.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I only switch to EN for Orbonne Monastery
        Incredibly based

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I love how he grabs a blade with his tail.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The attention to detail in Orbonne raids is pure kino by the devs.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The attention to detail in Orbonne raids is pure kino by the devs.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        those dungeons are better in JP thoughbeit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >thoughbeit
          Anyone that uses this lingo should be summarily executed.

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel..

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Moogle Tomestone event will end tomorrow morning (US time)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares
      They haven't added anything new since the first dragon

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >not getting your limited time accessory item for 100 memestones
        YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET IT AGAIN

        THIS IS HUGE

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >limited
          >like the third rerun

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I thought they were unique, but then again I never pay any attention since it's always some cutesy mascot thing.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I thought they were unique, but then again I never pay any attention since it's always some cutesy mascot thing.

            This is actually the 1st time the earrings are available despite it was added to game data since a few years ago.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        MGP

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hermes was just a teenager who never got over himself while everyone else grew up.

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you are gonna show up in solution 9 wearing FULL ALLAGAN gear, right?
    gotta show 'em who's boss

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ALLAGAN
      Anon I...

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        There are tomestones in the new world bro.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yes
        these new b***hes ain't SHIT

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    After all this time of playing I find that I am more annoyed these days by people writing detailed essays about how their sprout tank in lvling roulette was a moron than the actual morons themselves.
    I also learned that most of the ones doing this are actually moronic themselves as well.
    /blog

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds moronic

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        morons trying to act smart and shitting on others to feel better about themselves isn't an alien concept tbh.

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bismarck for the last step of HW relic is the most annoying, cause of having to wait for the majority of the fight lol.
    Any other Relic Enjoyers here?

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is this about a healer strike?
    what are the parsetrannies up to this time?

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a picture of Merlwyb similar to this but can't remember where. Anyone happen to have it or able to point me to it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thancred was a lucky man

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This one ?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >femshrek gays jack off to this and don't think they're gay
        lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly not. She was wearing a garter belt but no stockings.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This one ?

      From the Steam community page for the game.
      I can't say I disagree. I think you people who use this game for wank material are complete fricking melts.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bitching about something simply existing that you have to opt in to see is chris-chan levels of dangerous autism

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            More of a "how does this affect you AT ALL" deal.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >how does it even affect you if an increasing amount of the players aren't interested in the actual game and the developers are thus incentivized to focus less on gameplay?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's in response to this, one of the first results on the community page for ffxiv on steam right now.
                You know there are a lot of us who know this goes on but don't want to see it, you homosexuals were better off being discreet about it, but go on, keep doing it I'm sure there won't come a time when you push it too far and it is completely banned.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This supposed to mean something to me?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He's trying to say we're clowns for not wanting to see the game turned into a porn game.
                The worst thing you can tell people like him, is that he has brain rot from watching too much porn.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                the whole "pornsick" thing turned out that porn addiction has zero scientific basis btw

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I have eyes, I don't need a scientific study to see how you porn sick, porn rotten degens are affecting the game.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                t. warrior main

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's in response to this, one of the first results on the community page for ffxiv on steam right now.
          You know there are a lot of us who know this goes on but don't want to see it, you homosexuals were better off being discreet about it, but go on, keep doing it I'm sure there won't come a time when you push it too far and it is completely banned.

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what if its a complete 180 in the story and the WoL somehow becomes the legal King?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't be the first time.WoL is already the leader of the Xaela tribes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It wouldn't be allowed in today's climate, especially with the "sensitivity" consultants they hired. Imagine if Stormblood came out today, they wouldn't have (You) become the official khagan.

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    chances are that their whole society revolves around serving the "Dawn" (aka Azem) anyway, so no matter who gets the throne, (You) win

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The funny thing with english Erenville, I assume his original voice was done to match the other viera with the whole "icelandic" whatever. But now that it's revealed that "lol he's actually from Fantasy Mexico" it kinda makes it really weird now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Iceland is in South America

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I assume his tribe migrated from Dalmasca/Golmore Jungle to the New World long ago and they just kept their accents and culture and maintained a strong connection to it for a very long time. Or its genetic.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not that there was ever any thought behind it beside lol ffxii

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Feels like they are going overboard with the accents, they should worry more about quality of voice acting than accent because Erenville is atrocious.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Erenville was just never supposed to be a major character and was only meant to have a handful of voiced lines but he suddenly got promoted because twitter went bananas for him for some stupid fricking reason and now they're stuck with mushmouth Kermit the Frog.

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd frick Y'shtola.
    I'd feed G'raha and the twins into a shredder and get rid of them forever.
    Simple as.

    >B-b-b-but the fujo writers said-
    The fujo writers can't say anything, they already gave me the opportunity to flirt with Y'shtola and to tell G'raha I'd rather be alone than be with him, they can't take it back now. My WoL is a straight man into actual adult legal women and that's canon. I WILL be picking every single dialogue option that shits on G'raha and the twins.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    does Thancred actually ever hit on (You)?
    like, early ARR or something?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no, he only has eyes for Minfilia

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No. Wierdly enough.
      In early ARR, before 5.3 there were scenes where he made it pretty clear that beyond one night stands, the only person he actually likes romantically is F'lhaminn. They might have been trying to distance them with time by deleting some of those scenes and making Thancred and F'lhaminn barely interact, probably in part so the player can still headcanon being with Thancred, but Thancred has never directly hit on WoL (yet).

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Alphinaud is my bro

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just excited about the pretty graphics.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I'm planning on replaying ShB after I'm done with DT

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >my hair mods will break and ill be back to the horrible vanilla hair
      pain...

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's over.

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >ranged
    gay autistic cucks
    >casters
    gay autistic cucks + BLM

    Which melee is your favorite/the best and why is it not DRG?

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no! a game with character customization has people customizing their characters!
    >THE WEST HAS FALLEN

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I looked at a porn once and it was awful.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I looked at a porn once and it was awful.

      You really do get so defensive when faced with the reality that we don't all want to see your coomer material.
      You're emotional like women but you're aggressive like men.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        uh oh everyone one person

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ewww you're one of those dumb Ganker goblins that post the frickin' epic bathroom warrior scene.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          uh oh everyone one person

          You're not fooling anyone, not one bit

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            uh oh meltie spam time

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hello resetera

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Relevance???

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hello resetera

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Relevance????

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Shitolagays like this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit spacing
      not bothering to read any of it

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit the guy who has autistic meltdowns about Homestuck is here.

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you guys are being kinda schizo right now

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno which glam to go with for DT. Right is what I usually run around in, but I've been liking left too of late.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i like right better
      left has weird shoes and arms, in my moronic gay homosexual opinion

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the boots on the left is from Stormblood. I don't really collect glams, and I just didn't have anything better for this.

        Gauntlets feel a little out of place, but not horrendous. The greaves don't match at all. Try to find things with the same metallic trim as the coat.

        Of the left? The gauntlets are from the same set, Hoplomachus Loria. I guess I need to rummage around XIV Armory for something better.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The right. The left looks like you decided to change the pants and not wear the helm for the set.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gauntlets feel a little out of place, but not horrendous. The greaves don't match at all. Try to find things with the same metallic trim as the coat.

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post that asmongold meme pic of his house burning

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    He's babbling now. We weren't impressed by the heckin' bathroom guardian.

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Troons out themselves as being the ones behind the porn sick ERP advertusing in the game
    Archiving blessed thread for future reposting.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      where did that happen?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        in the conversation he's having with himself between off topic resetera screenshots

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >reveal
        Everybody already knew that

        The duality of man/transman

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >reveal
      Everybody already knew that

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >troon plays this dead game
    >troon money goes to square
    >square pays aweet baby with your troon money for their services, be it in xiv or other games
    >troons paying for this dead game end up funding sweet baby

    How did you get here?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      still at 30 followers?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        assuming he hasn't had most sockpuppets banned
        poor basedandred

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We're free from G'raha on Dawntrail at least since he is staying on Old Sharlayan

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      G'raha is the best character though

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    good morning. just reminding anyone in the thread that the nice man who your mother got those pills from says you need to take them every day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cocoli is a mindbroken moron

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        cute, but still modded

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >can't pick between SAM, BLM, or trying to figure out how long it will take to start VPR/PCT with bozja zone 3

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    PlayStation®5版/PlayStation®4版/Xbox版:2024年6月26日(水) 20:00前後
    Windows®版/Mac版/Steam版:2024年6月27日(木) 0:00前後

    So PC JP players can pre load 4 hours after consoles but for EU and NA PC users have to wait 28 hours.
    Absolutely LMAO

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, they still haven't figured out how to thwart dataminers.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not like it matters, you'll still be waiting for the servers to come online regardless.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dataminers don't exist in japan?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        to my knowledge the japanese don't give a shit about it to that sheer extent, but they do still pass around and get excited/doom over datamines

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >28 hours
      0:00 is 4 hours after 20:00, not 28 hours.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        NA time for comparison

        PS5/PS4/Xbox: Around June 26, 2024 4:00 a.m. (PDT)
        Windows/Mac/Steam: Around June 27, 2024 8:00 a.m. (PDT)

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Oh. Well, then. Never mind.

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    spammer feigns hating porn
    lalafell appears
    wait a minute i just got a nutty idea

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cocoli is a mindbroken moron

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The WoL doesn't have romantic relationships with any character and that's by design because Yoshi wants players to be free to headcanon whatever the frick they want. Amazing how morons will screech and claim to know better than the dude in charge of making the fricking game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But that's the opposite of what they said, Ishikawa said they write in little flirty and teasing moments with npcs precisely for that.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No it's not you massive tard, they plant little seeds but don't outright confirm anything and leave it vague enough to where you don't have to take things in a romantic subtext if you don't want to. Literally nothing has been or ever will be explicitly romantic.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >they plant little seeds but don't outright confirm anything and leave it vague enough
          So exactly what I said? Little flirty or teasing moments?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but none of it is direct explicit confirmation of anything. Which is why people trying to claim that a certain line of dialogue TOTALLY mean X character wants to jump the WoL's bones are morons because nothing will ever be absolutely intended in that manner.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Which means the WoL is romantically involved with everyone as much as he is with no one, and who the WoL locks lips with and fricks like a wild animal is up to the player. Which means basically every combination is viable.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. The only thing I'm saying is don't be an obnoxious nitwit claiming your particular version is THE canon version.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, everyone who does that is annoying. And deluded.
              And it's part of what makes shippers so obnoxious.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I mean in my version, the WoL nails Krile in the Solar daily with the door left cracked on purpose so Alisae can watch while she cries in jealous rage and schlicks herself off, but I would never claim this is the author's intent.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Based based based based.
                YoshiP signed off on that one, though.

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i love au ra men

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    First reply

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is from this chick, I checked her profile yes she's a chick, just a Gankergirl.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >check her kemono
        >mfw

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a man

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently not, although you'd be forgiven for thinking so, she's got muscles bigger than most men.
        https://x.com/kitty_bit_games

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The one in the art is a man. Dyke haircut, HRbreasts and man face

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No, it's a femroe they look like that.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >HRbreasts
            /misc/ in charge of identifying veganas

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      muscle fetish is closeted homosexualry

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    POST THE ASMONGOLD IMAGE
    WITH THE HOUSE BURNING

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ask in one of the elden ring threads, they love him over there

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's cute that they gave Not-Gerolt and Not-Rowena a happy romantic ending, I was deathly afraid they were going to pull the rug and go for some "har har these two hate each other in EVERY reflection" twist
    Now do Magnai and Sadu next Yoshida you coward

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Now do Magnai and Sadu
      Frick off cuck. Sadu is for BWOLC.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Now do Magnai and Sadu next Yoshida you coward
      sumimasen magnai is only for stale little sun jokes forever because community of cat mom like it very much! like haurchefaunt!
      here you have yurigay i hope u rike it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They don't hate each other even in OUR reflection. Their whole dispute comes from a misunderstanding and from Gerolt being way too stubborn and arrogant to admit that was he did was actually to Rowena's benefit

      Gerolt keeping himself miserable even though what he did was actually admirable is some nonsensical shit to me anyway, I can only assume it's some of that honorrabu japanese mentality where he can't let Rowena know he protected her or she'd be shamed or something

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >blaming Gerolt instead of Rowena
        Kek like eighty percent of the evil left in this world that the WoL hasn't already b***hslapped is the direct result of Rowena being a scheming israeli c**t

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    but Sadu was made for (You)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All female characters were made for me.
      This is my harem game.
      That includes the hebes.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I FRICKING KNEEL

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        teen cat pussy belongs to the WoL

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pedophiles, schizophrenics and people who got the game's story completely wrong? Welcome to the Final Fantasy XIV Online threads!

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >500k preorders
    >350k views on the dt launch trailer
    >5k viewers on twitch
    >35k peak on steam
    Owari
    Da

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i know anon. next wednesday there will be 0 players online. the walker will end

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And yet
      All of it is just one guy
      Chasing me in particular

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