Yes 2006-07 arent retro, cry about it

Yes 2006-07 aren’t retro, cry about it

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    harvest moon
    i'm always dumbfounded when people go "oh my god i loved stardew valley are there more games like this?" and still refuse to even touch any of natsume's hundred or so farming games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It drives me fricking nuts when zoomers and journos call every sim a "Stardew Valley" clone or say it mixes elements of Stardew Valley.
      It was a good game, but literally only because it copied a better game.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are boomers so autistic about shitty old games? New games are much comfortable to play.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dishonored is a poor man’s thief
    Bioshock is a shit fps & even worse immersive sim mogged by Deus Ex & the System Shock games

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    best cinematic platformer: Abe's Oddysee
    best CRPG: Planescape
    best third-person shooter: RE4
    zoomers don't really play either of the first two genres though, but on the flipside, some modern games are objectively best in their genre, for example:
    best 2D platformer: DKC Tropical Freeze
    best metroidvania: Hollow Knight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Those last two awful games
      Such horrible bait, kys troony

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't list games

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        name a better 2D platformer and metroidvania
        the contenders for platformers would be Yoshi's Island, Rayman Origins or Wario Land 4
        for metroidvania, SotN or Zero Mission maybe, would say Super but it hasn't aged as well as people would like to pretend

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not him, but those aren't great picks
          For platformers, I'd probably pick Dustforce or Celeste
          For metroidvania, I'd have to go with Rabi Ribi

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Rabi Ribi
            stopped reading there, awful

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Celeste

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Regardless of how much of a weird schizophrenic meltdown it causes people, the persona games peaked with 1 & 2 specifically because they weren’t braindead coomer shit & had actual character engagement and proper structured pacing that flowed with the narratives rather than poorly designed sakura wars clones trying way too hard to be a harem anime.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have never played a single Persona game.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nu-Capcom fighters.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dead Space homosexuals always shit up survival horror threads.

    You can't have a Silent Hill or RE discussion without these Black folk barging in.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everytime I think about people wanting to call post Dreamcast games retro I think back to that joke in Futurama where Fry was listening to 90s rap and Leela said to "stop listening to classical music"

    It was a joke then and I wish it would be a joke for games as well.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being insecure about your hobbies

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zoom 2016

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    retro in 1990's was basically arcade and anything released before the super nintendo. that was a period of less than 7 years. Welcome to being old boomer.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf? so you're telling me 2003-2005 games are retro now? as a zoomer this makes me very pleased as these were the games I grew up with

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars Battlefront 2

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