You are now in charge and also only member of TF2 development team and your first task is to roll a balance patch to buff/nerf as many things as you believe necessary. What do you do?
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You are now in charge [spoiler]and also only member[/spoiler] of TF2 development team and your first...
Bring back Artifact instead.
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
m4a1s is overpowered and csgo devs don't care about balance therefore it is a waste of time to play csgo
>another gacha
Frick off.
>bring back a failure
you'd be fired in under a week
Frick off, gachaBlack person.
I would announce the end of development for TF2 and plead with the remaining playerbase to move on with their lives.
make sniper weapons charge 10% slower and change initial shot damage to 41 damage, not 50.
make it so medi guns healing is reduced by 90% when either target has taken damage in the last 2 seconds. increase medigun healing by 10%.
make it so spies have the ability to fake shoot their gun.
>random sway for sniper scope
>slower reload speed for sniper
>slower reload speed for soldier
>slower fire rate for all rocket launchers
>slower projectile speed for scroch shot
>slower reload speed for scroch shot
>slower weapon change speed (?) for scroch shot
>bigger radius for scroch shot
>bigger projectile for dragon's fury
>0.7 second thing for sticky will start after sticky bomb landed
>no more knockback for stickybomb
remove any weapon that makes your class a jack of all trades instead of the role you're supposed to be
Add an option to hide unusual effects (ON by default)
I don't remove matchmaking, but I make players jump through more menus to get to it. While putting community servers on the front page.
this
But which class would benefit from this?
All of them except for miss pauling
Remove matchmaking
Remove competitive
Fix the bots
Add a large "COMMUNITY SERVERS" button to the main menu
Add like idk 4 new weapons to please people so they wait for the Heavy update
All of these, but also add back in the Halloween gifts that only one person per could collect. The scramble for those gifts were so exciting. Balance isn't TF2's problem, it's that it's infested with bots and 14 years old.
Make creators.tf servers the official ones and the ones you queue when searching for a quickie
https://discord.gg/rKDV7Nw
WHY NOT MAKE ITEMS AND EARN CASH?
double random crit rate
Bring back ambassador
give Pyro fat ass and breasts
balance the matchmaking by deleting it
Remove Casual matchmaking with the an exception for the unique game modes and holiday events for convenience in place of casual match making restore the early implementations of quick matching through community servers through a new server tagging system server owners can set according to what type of server they run (24/7, Crits Only/disabled, Alternative Game modes, Class Limits, etc) alongside a white/blacklisting system that can also be toggled in filters so people can find community servers to regular as god intended.
As far as balancing goes
>Fix Backstabbing (No more blatant facestabbing)
>Remove mid-air knockback on alot of sources of damage (keep it for what makes sense of course explosives sentries)
>Rework melee into something that isnt the weird hitscan jank implementation it currently is
>Remove random bullet spread where appropriate
>FINALLY Fix the iron bombers fricking egregious pill hitbox ( as well as some of the other pill hitboxes that also dont match their model sizes)
>Undo the Equalizer/Escape Plan split
>Buff the Huo-long heater somehow not entirely sure how but Id like to see it more viable
>Combine the hot hand (basically a joke weapon) with the gas passer sort of like scouts Sandman, melee in one hand gas tank in the other as secondary fire (when its charged) but lower the afterburn damage or duration from ignitions from gas cloud from not fire damage sources and tweak required damage-to-charge amount accordingly, just another weapon Id like to see more of.
>>Undo the Equalizer/Escape Plan split
no one this moronic should be put in charge of anything
I remove the direct hit
>Reverse damage ramp for snipers. The closer you are to your target the less damage you do.
>+50% Metal cost for repairing another engie's constructions.