Triss is so boring, her voice sucks, she cucked her best friend and she has been nothing but useless
Literally the worst girl in the entire game, hell even troony Metz was better
literally the only thing i took away from the witcher is that all sorceresses are objectively evil and should be eradicated
even the fricking moron radovid was right about that. Every single one of them is a complete fricking c**t
>lies to you and keeps you away from your daughter just to frick >wants to live at the center of politics, a life only psychopaths would love >is immature 35 years old and allergic to elixirs so she cannot make herself young again like other witches >never has sex with you except once, wienerteases you anyway
Yennefer: >your daughter is her top priority and she is willing to lie even to you to save her life like a good mother should >wants to live in a quiet vineyard away from everyone to drink and frick >is mature and focused 120 years old witch with youth that never fades >wants to break love spell to see if the love between you is true and it is >has sex with you every time you two meet, has frick me on the unicorn kink
If you choose Triss you are listening to your dick and choosing a manipulative lying b***h. Yennefer is true wife and mother material.
Not to me she never was. If you play Geralt as a competent man she will lick your butthole and suck your toes begging you to frick her and then jump from 10 stories to a saddle to find Ciri. I honestly never got the "she is a mean c**t" meme. Reminds me of when I found out Ciri can die if you are a bad parent by reading some journo's meltdown over "I am a good parent!!!!"
She is that character both in the books and in TW3. If anything Triss is slightly inconsistent because in the books her face was ravaged with pox and she can't drink elixirs to remove the scars.
I got the Ciri witcheress ending first try with no spoilers or knowledge of it and I was very happy. I think it's the natural path because the Nilfgaard emperor is such a c**t you never want to deliver Ciri and the way you make Ciri happy is always childishly fun. I.e. the couple of events you do to make her happy are like a snowball fight and trashing an elf who betrayed you's study with a laugh because frick him. I wonder if the journalist was an npc bugman like most journalists and that's how he killed Ciri accidentally.
>>your daughter is her top priority and she is willing to lie even to you to save her life like a good mother should
see the problem being that W3 players have never read the books
hell most of them haven't even played the earlier games
then even the witcher 3 doesn't make sense lmfao, you sound like a moron
yen delivers nothing except for one (1) singular motherly scene in the entire game, and even in that she manages to be annoying
Who gives a frick about the books, they're garbage. Great world otherwise sullied by incessant Cirishit and terrible prose, only aggrandized by Polish people who don't have anything else.
God we're beautiful. We're basically angels, and I'm not even this Aryan. It must suck to wake up everyday and feel like you have shit on your skin and rocks in your brain.
>Yen
Cucked by tall, dark strangers. >Triss
Cucked by Lambert. >Shani
Cucked by Thaler and Vlodimir. >Ciri
Cucked by Roach and the Bloody Baron. >Philippa
Cucked by Dijkstra.
She did tho. When Geralt and all the witchers are drinking at Kaer castle, Lambert tries to tell Geralt about it but stops because he doesn't want to ruin their friendship. During the first witcher you learn Lambert as a tendency of being a huge ass to people he likes but doesnt know how to break the ice with - and he's a huge ass to Triss. You win at cards against him and he gives you a Triss card. When you're trying to track down Triss at her 2 floor apartment, you see footsteps of someone who jumped out of a window.
from only playing the games, this is my take:
Triss >Is a veteran at playing politics and circle shenanigans >loves comfort and high class living >Doesn't lie, but constantly omits information from Geralt "for the greater good" or because she thinks he's not ready to hear it >is enamoured with Geralt and wants his d all the time, but plays it cool and casual slowly seducing Geralt with her charming attitude (she's trying to get Geralt to fall in love with her during the 3 games) >Is actually a true friend, even if she hides a lot from Geralt, she only wants the best for him (and her) >sleeps with Lambert between the 2nd and 3rd game when Geralt goes after Yennefer (because she's pretty sure Geralt will go back to Yen and women logic) >Doesn't want to stay in the Vineyard House, instead wants Geralt to move with her back to her hometown where it's cold and snows, just the 2 of them, making Geralt her tamed witcher husbando
Yen: >Wild spirit, gets bored by high society easy >Hides her emotions, makes her look like c**t >smells nice >Control freak, but less so with Geralt >Has weird fetishes and likes to be on top >has a temper and angers easy >Is aware that she is an insufferable c**t, but loves Geralt, so she treats him nice from time to time when nobody is looking >Wants to stay with Geralt at his vineyard and doesn't mind the other witchers crashing there as well from time to time >will wear the pea colored dress
ginger worship is the definition of pleb.
Triss is so boring, her voice sucks, she cucked her best friend and she has been nothing but useless
Literally the worst girl in the entire game, hell even troony Metz was better
haha monke
monke drank
Best friend?
Ciri took me through a portal to meet Panam
Judy*
>Jewdy
>don't go there dude
I love cute tomboys with tattoos
>loving trannies
tomboys are the least gay choice available and literally the opposite of trannies
source: that one pasta
id rather watch all the females of witcher get fricked by handsome dark strangers if you know what i mean
literally the only thing i took away from the witcher is that all sorceresses are objectively evil and should be eradicated
even the fricking moron radovid was right about that. Every single one of them is a complete fricking c**t
Of course I did.
>triss having a bunch of books on witchers
shes best girl. Never get the vibe Yen loves Geralt
I don't know you you missed it, Yen and Geralt bicker like an old married couple, not to mention the constant doting and the word games.
Literally constructed for additional Black Penis.
Triss:
>lies to you and keeps you away from your daughter just to frick
>wants to live at the center of politics, a life only psychopaths would love
>is immature 35 years old and allergic to elixirs so she cannot make herself young again like other witches
>never has sex with you except once, wienerteases you anyway
Yennefer:
>your daughter is her top priority and she is willing to lie even to you to save her life like a good mother should
>wants to live in a quiet vineyard away from everyone to drink and frick
>is mature and focused 120 years old witch with youth that never fades
>wants to break love spell to see if the love between you is true and it is
>has sex with you every time you two meet, has frick me on the unicorn kink
If you choose Triss you are listening to your dick and choosing a manipulative lying b***h. Yennefer is true wife and mother material.
Yennefer is a c**t.
Not to me she never was. If you play Geralt as a competent man she will lick your butthole and suck your toes begging you to frick her and then jump from 10 stories to a saddle to find Ciri. I honestly never got the "she is a mean c**t" meme. Reminds me of when I found out Ciri can die if you are a bad parent by reading some journo's meltdown over "I am a good parent!!!!"
She is that character both in the books and in TW3. If anything Triss is slightly inconsistent because in the books her face was ravaged with pox and she can't drink elixirs to remove the scars.
I got the Ciri witcheress ending first try with no spoilers or knowledge of it and I was very happy. I think it's the natural path because the Nilfgaard emperor is such a c**t you never want to deliver Ciri and the way you make Ciri happy is always childishly fun. I.e. the couple of events you do to make her happy are like a snowball fight and trashing an elf who betrayed you's study with a laugh because frick him. I wonder if the journalist was an npc bugman like most journalists and that's how he killed Ciri accidentally.
>>your daughter is her top priority and she is willing to lie even to you to save her life like a good mother should
see the problem being that W3 players have never read the books
hell most of them haven't even played the earlier games
No one cares about muh books and muh dogshit previous games, they are non-canon to me
then even the witcher 3 doesn't make sense lmfao, you sound like a moron
yen delivers nothing except for one (1) singular motherly scene in the entire game, and even in that she manages to be annoying
Who gives a frick about the books, they're garbage. Great world otherwise sullied by incessant Cirishit and terrible prose, only aggrandized by Polish people who don't have anything else.
The books are great. The English version of the books is dumpster fire.
t. Sapkowski
The short stories are a decent read
the main series is better, imho, except for the super unnecessarily long battle potion of Lady of the Lake
the ending is great too
>they're garbage.
they aren't but okie
>Gankergay Martinkek
>true wife
>frick black men behind your back
Geralt fricks Asian women behind her back, so that evens out.
Geralt got into a foursome with a dragon. Yen could learn from him.
This was my favorite short story from the books. Glad to see they put it in the tv series.
There are no blacks in the book and I don't remember a single one in the game either. The dudes from Heart of Stone are sandBlack folk.
Your "daughter" is the one you should frick instead of old hags
Yennefer is for Geralt
Triss is for the Lodge
Shani is for me
I picked Yen. I regret to inform you all that I am powerless to reject pale women with black hair
Why is she ugly?
I'm a boob man so I chose Triss.
My face between her thighs
i choose the beautiful ciri
>flat
gross
ciri is not flat she has very modest breasts
Same size as Yen. Triss has bigger ones.
Unicorn fricker and dyke. Better than Yen who canonically fricks a black dude after un hunchbacking herself.
the garbage TV show doesn't equate to "canon" ricekek
PUTA!!!
ciri only does this if you're enough of a cuck to make her, it is NOT the canon choice
ciri is as pure as the virgin snow, a kissless virgin patiently awaiting for her faithful husband
t. horse
Triss is the plebian choice
I chose Triss but regretted it. Only one woman belongs with Geralt forever and her name is Yennifer.
cringe
I don't play western coomer garbage.
I play Japanese coomer garbage.
God we're beautiful. We're basically angels, and I'm not even this Aryan. It must suck to wake up everyday and feel like you have shit on your skin and rocks in your brain.
Triss' ASS FRECKLES
1 more year and she starts bleeding
I chose Shani
For me it's the patrician's choice.
Literally Yennefer 2.0
Ofc
based
>Off-model
>Yen
Cucked by tall, dark strangers.
>Triss
Cucked by Lambert.
>Shani
Cucked by Thaler and Vlodimir.
>Ciri
Cucked by Roach and the Bloody Baron.
>Philippa
Cucked by Dijkstra.
>triss
>ever sleeping with lambert
oh im laffin
She did tho. When Geralt and all the witchers are drinking at Kaer castle, Lambert tries to tell Geralt about it but stops because he doesn't want to ruin their friendship. During the first witcher you learn Lambert as a tendency of being a huge ass to people he likes but doesnt know how to break the ice with - and he's a huge ass to Triss. You win at cards against him and he gives you a Triss card. When you're trying to track down Triss at her 2 floor apartment, you see footsteps of someone who jumped out of a window.
A fookin butcha from Blaviken.
Imagine giving up on this
*rapes ciri in your way*
from only playing the games, this is my take:
Triss
>Is a veteran at playing politics and circle shenanigans
>loves comfort and high class living
>Doesn't lie, but constantly omits information from Geralt "for the greater good" or because she thinks he's not ready to hear it
>is enamoured with Geralt and wants his d all the time, but plays it cool and casual slowly seducing Geralt with her charming attitude (she's trying to get Geralt to fall in love with her during the 3 games)
>Is actually a true friend, even if she hides a lot from Geralt, she only wants the best for him (and her)
>sleeps with Lambert between the 2nd and 3rd game when Geralt goes after Yennefer (because she's pretty sure Geralt will go back to Yen and women logic)
>Doesn't want to stay in the Vineyard House, instead wants Geralt to move with her back to her hometown where it's cold and snows, just the 2 of them, making Geralt her tamed witcher husbando
Yen:
>Wild spirit, gets bored by high society easy
>Hides her emotions, makes her look like c**t
>smells nice
>Control freak, but less so with Geralt
>Has weird fetishes and likes to be on top
>has a temper and angers easy
>Is aware that she is an insufferable c**t, but loves Geralt, so she treats him nice from time to time when nobody is looking
>Wants to stay with Geralt at his vineyard and doesn't mind the other witchers crashing there as well from time to time
>will wear the pea colored dress