You DID kill the filthy gay vampire right?
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You DID kill the filthy gay vampire right?
You DID kill the filthy gay vampire right?
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Pretty much right after he tried to bite me. Happy to get rid of that piece of shit.
he nearly choked on my blood, pretty funny. Only happens when playing as Gale tho
self-insert? this gay vampire let Larian studios turn into a woked up gay machine after the success of divinity original sin 1 went to his head.
>own studio
>have them put you but eternally young and attractive in the game
Based to be honest, I'm pretty sure most of Ganker would do the same in his position, the self inserters that they are.
of course there are no gays in my party
So when are you killing yourself then?
My +2 strength potion isn’t going to earn itself
I dump my strength to 8 and steal from Ethel every day b***h is stocked
I'm not even playing. (Still gave it a 0/10 on metacritic)
No. I needed a Rogue. If he needs to frick someone in the ass occasionally to be happy, then that's fine with me.
you can switch your companion's classes.you have no excuses
but hes da best
No. He’s harmless.
Girl here, no, he turns me on
You know the rules, postem.
that is /b/ you fricking mongloid fetus lurk moar
Nice larp, newbie
My initial reaction was no, why would I kill such a powerful potential ally?
Then I realized he's not an immortal undead and can get bodied in combat like everyone else, so what's the point of taking a -1 penalty on all my rolls.
No he's got good reactions to stuff and I don't like locking myself out of content for no reason.
You're supposed to have sex with all male members of your party
he tried to kill me so of course I did
He's never once bothered me at camp
I was already playing the rogue function and I'm not keeping a vampire in my party that is fine with attacking me in the night and pretends he's trustworthy.
He's pretty great if you play a female character. Either he leaves you alone or is forced to renounce his homosexuality.
No, but I would have liked to at least be able to knock him out the first time I met him instead of just headbutting him. I've kept him in the party, specialized him as a thief and multiclassed him as a bard. I put him in a fruity outfit that makes him look like Edward from FFIV.
Noooo...
Mommy...
Help me....
This man is attracted to me....
I can just turn him down, but... but... he tried... once... ever
Then quietly accepted me not being gay....
No....
I am violated...
This, if anything he was much less weird about wanting my dick than Gale was.
Gay-le.
>tries to stab me
>I stab back
>dies
100% earned
Why would I willingly hang out with a gay guy that propositioned me sexually? Why does choosing a male character turn him gay? Why can't he just be a bro?
No... it is... incomprehensibable... that a man would find my character hot... when he's bi... nooooo... he should just magically know I'm not gay... that's... how it works...
You type like a homosexual, but yes. The game should respect my heterosexuality and not have all of the male companions try to get into your pants like predatory bawds. What are the odds that all of the guys I meet are gay when gays are 4% of men?
u should like a triggered troony asking for their pronouns to be respected
Was this your attempt at an argument?
since u have autism ill have to say what I implied out loud:
you crying about shit not being catered to your fragilities is laughably fragile much like the people you hate on twitter
>your fragilities
Is not wanting to be sexually harassed fragility now? Is this the message we should send to women?
when u are attractive people flirt with you
I know this isn't your lived experience but since this is an RPG you should have an open mind
I'm straight. You should respect my right to only consent to sexual encounters with people I'm attracted to.
We've gone full horse shoe theory if asking for your right to consent is viewed as closed minded. Would you say that to a lesbian?
the only Black person that has horseshoed is the couch fainting "masculine" right having mental breakdowns over not having their sexual identity the only option in the game and calling casual flirting sexual assault
>calling casual flirting sexual assault
If a straight man was casually flirting with a butch lesbian to try to turn her straight you'd suddenly see a problem with it.
no I wouldnt because its normal behavior and she can just say no
I accept your concession
>she can just say no
Do you actually think this? Do you not see how predatory this thinking is?
how is it predatory at all? I dont know what brainwashing you have internalized, but this is how people get together
flirt, yes/no, hook up/ move on
>he should just magically know I'm not gay... that's... how it works...
I get where you're coming from, but that actually is quite literally how it works in real life most of the time. It's like a low-DC Insight check. I kinda wish this game had let me choose a sexual orientation when I made my character and handled it this way.
You can 100% tell when a man is a homosexual because they act like homosexual morons. And they know we know. I've never once been hit on or even slightly flirted with by my homosexual acquaintances because they know what awaits them if they do
The game was written by shut-in leftoid twitter clowns and nerds that don't know how romance works. Characters can't stop flirting or hitting on you at all. It's not normal, unless you're part of the homosexual community.
men experience what it's like to be a woman for one second and start seething
Average woman would kill themselves in 24 hours if they had to live as an average man in the modern western society.
>men experience what it's like to be a woman for one second and start seething
It's funny because it's true. Imagine being constantly propositioned by people who you are completely unattracted to and they act weird when you reject them.
>Pulls a knife on me
>Hits on me and makes me feel uncomfortable
>Then tries to drink my blood
It's way more than him being gay. He gets the stake.
>least disingenuous board invading troony
I did not because he is delightful to have around
No, he's my favorite male party member by far.
Of course, I also sent the Black person to hell.
>failed the check to notice him when he's sneaking about in the night
I hope he chokes on my blood.
He's one of the better written characters, but my Oath of Vengeance Paladin can't have dangerous vampires lurking in camp. Got staked the moment I caught the bastard.
No. I need an assasin in my team.
>not having a based homosexual skill monkey and dps chad in your party
Ngmi
I played a bold human ale fighter and I lethim bite me. There was no gay involved.
No, I let him suck for a bit. No homo.
So vampires can just walk around in light now?
The tadpole in his head somehow protects him from the sun now.
he signed his own suicide note the moment he pulled a dagger on me
All vampire must die, my bloodline's mission is to eliminate them
He literally only made two passes at me my entire run and his homosexualry never came up in conversation besides a vague notion once that he likes sex. If anything, hes a more restrained homosexual Ive seen in games in awhile. Yeah he's flamboyant, but he's also an ancient fop, so that may as well come with the territory. I've enjoyed having him around.
He's by far the most entertaining male party member.
Imagine interacting with him to begin with. You can just walk past him in the beginning, you know.
My dwarf pc headbutted him on our first meeting, and i got an ispiration for it.
>tfw i ended up liking the flamboyant gay more than all other shitty fanfic tier companions
at least he was honest about it
Verification not required.
>best end he has is becoming your vampire overlord yandere husband
It's a fun evil route if you ask me.
I told the vampire hunter he was at my camp but didn't warn asterion and then he disappeared and I got a message saying "asterion has permanently left your party". I was hoping the hunter would show up and we could bag his ass. Did I frick up? How do I kill him now?
anyone? Do I run across him later?
i like him he has some quipy one liners during battle i dont think you guys realize how much tail this guy gets from the ladies they fricking love vampires and werewolves
he carrys all my books and letters in a backpack i sell the duplicates and keep my own little library
I did unfortunately. Now I can't get the permanent +2 to strength potion
Killing Astarion is The Most Reddit option.
the real ones become his unwilling consort
>my wife makes reddit seethe
ahh ludo
>killing the most Reddit character is the most Reddit option
maybe you should stop comparing everything to Reddit and move on with your life.
Astarion is lawful evil and constantly talks down to the heckin' wholesome scrunglies of the woods, and otherwise shits on anything deemed Reddit wholesome. So you're wrong as frick.
>evil
Name one evil thing he's done.
Your right, being more powerful than others and subjecting them to your rule isnt evil infact its the way life should be
>every world leader is evil
I...can't really argue with that.
Called me darling
Karlach is the most reddit character, actually.
I laugh my ass off when we go pick him up from camp to do stupid shit like get nuked.
No, he's unironically the best companion in the game in terms of character fleshing and general dialogue.
No, I gave him to the Gur guy instead.
Yes, wish I didn't so I could let the vampire hunter do it though
Later. I want to see him go full vampire. Gave him the necromancy of thay and everything
Didn't let him join me period. Who the frick invites someone to camp that just tried to kill you for no reason?
he's a lgay but he grew on me like a tumor and he is miles less gay than gayle so...
No, I think he's funny
I ratted him out. I didnt like him and the abduction of the kids was a welcome excuse.
However, I was very disappointed that there was no scene instead you just wake up and he's gone. I wonder if he shows up again trying to get revenge
Does anyone know if there is a downside to going back to the mountain pass from the shadowlands?
Just found the passage and want to know if it will affect anything
Why would I do that to Astarion? Who else am I going to jerk off while they suck the blood out of a tiefling I just killed?