You don't play as Elv*s in video games do you?

You don't play as Elv*s in video games do you?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit racism thread

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop playing as an elf you homosexual

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i tend to like elf and nature factions in homm, and night elves in warcraft 3 were my favorite race.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play human character
    >female elf companion
    it's gaming time

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believe in Eldar supremacy

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes I do, and I romance exclusively other elves or half-elves to make sure to propagate the superior elven race!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      her face, voice, and hair are so off-putting. I took her out of my party because it annoyed me, put her in a permanent hat and only keep her in the camp because of her tight pants

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She looks great, especially in Act 3!

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No i am not gay.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, i usually play as humies or orcs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love these moronic hooligan mushrooms like you wouldn't believe.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        theyre incorruptible really, thats what makes them so pure

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >elf only
    >final destination
    >no items
    KINO

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beat me to it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine writing all that to defend fricking elves

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          /tg/ and /misc/ autism is truly something to behold.

          ALRIGHT, LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE-EARED PIECE OF SHIT! IF YOU GO ANY FURTHER WITH YOUR PISS-STAINED PUBIC HAIR YOU CALL A WIG, I'M GONNA WRECK YOUR SHIT SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE TO WALK WITH YOUR LIMP DICK! I'M GONNA SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SHAVEN PERFECT LITTLE ASS THAT YOUR BREATH IS GONNA SMELL LIKE MY SHOE POLISH! THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THAT LITTLE RED ANAL BEAD ON YOUR BELT, AND PUSH IT IN YOUR FACE! I'M GONNA FLAGELLATE YOU WITH MY FRICKING BEARD! I'M GONNA BUILD YOU A PAIR OF RUNIC MECHANICAL BALLS, AND USE SURGICAL PRECISION TO SEW THEM TO YOUR GROIN WHERE YOUR MANHOOD OUGHT TO BE, JUST SO I CAN KICK THEM WITH MY IRON FRICKING FEET! YA TWAT!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elf hate on the internet stems from the early 2000s era where shit like Eragon and Drowtales was rampant in freeform RP, and continued because the fact certain elves actually are c**ts in the Silmarillion and WHF made it funny.
        The Varg tier larp cope is embarrassing enough if you’re new enough to believe it, but even more so if you genuinely are trying to revise history.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elven fricking shits get the pointy end of my axe

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      > pagan larp cope
      done

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >honored the fae folk
      More like the gae folk amirite.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      moronic nonsense. People hate elves in most media because they're presented as being hippy gays, underachievers, undeservedly egotistic, and in some franchises, subversives and/or manipulative. Tolkien "elves" were just his moronic classicist idea that men used to be mentally and spiritually superior than they were during his time, which obviously wasn't true, and had nothing to do with fae-adjacent elves used in pretty much all other popular fantasy series both of that time and in the modern era, and saying that hatred of THESE elves is trying to undermine the idea of Tolkien's elves is schizophrenia at best and more likely disingenuous coping. When someone says that they want to kill all the elves, it's obvious that they're not talking about Tolkien's "elves", and it's also obvious that they're actually talking about israelites, not white people.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >some franchises, subversives and/or manipulative. Tolkien "elves" were just his moronic classicist idea that men used to be mentally and spiritually superior than they were during his time
        That's the most moronic thing I've read in awhile. You don't know Tolkien's work or what "classicist" means btw

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I'm exactly right. Tolkien's entire works were him shitting his pants over the modernization of the world, because his perception of the past was completely disconnected from reality and rooted in fiction and memes. His elves are an allegory for how he thinks men used to be, in a bygone era now in decline. And in this regard, he was a fricking moron, because the eras he was idolizing were those in which his ancestors were considered too stupid to be civilized by the actually enlightened peoples of Europe, and he was writing his books at the absolute apex of his country's political power and cultural influence. One could argue that he might have just been upset with man's increasing disconnection from the natural world, especially given his experiences in WWI, but he argued until he was blue in the face that none of his works were allegorical, except they obviously fricking were.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >blah blah blah Marxoid revisionism

            If you're too stupid or dishonest to see what you're missing here you should really just bow out.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >marxoid
              I'm reactionary, at least by modern standards. Tolkien was a good man but he could a bit of a homosexual, and pretending that his works are the basis of modern fantasy races, and thus that perception and internet rhetoric about these races should be examined in the context of Tolkien's works, is just brazenly incorrect.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >His elves are an allegory for how he thinks men used to be, in a bygone era now in decline
            No, they weren't. Tell me more about your idiotic political reading of Tolkien, Jesus

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >No, they weren't.
              Yes, they were. The world being in a state of decline after a formative golden age is the single most consistent theme in all of his writings.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The world ended the second it began in Tolkien's work lmao. The first song of the anuir was chaos and the elves almost died the second they were introduced to this plane of extistebce. Elves aren't men, they are purely worldly entities

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they are purely worldly entities
                Which is exactly what Tolkien thinks men used to be and were better as and aren't any more.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Which is exactly what Tolkien thinks men used to be and were better as and aren't any more
                Tolkien was a hardcore tradcath and that's completely against Catholic theology. Men weren't a race of immortal worldy beings in Catholicism, the first two humans ate from the tree of knowledge and were immediately damned from Eden forever, the only redemption being death , ascending into heaven and God recreating the universe. Elves are just the personification of Arda in lotr, they are never an allegory for what men ought to be.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tolkien was a hardcore tradcath and that's completely against Catholic theology.
                Yes, he was a bit of a hypocrite gay, as I've suggested. If you can't tell that his work is utterly saturated with the idea of gradual corruption and decline as men grow farther from their roots, I don't know what else to tell you except to read it again. Sometimes it can be hard to parse because he had very peculiar sensibilities. For example, he considered a shame that the number of actively used languages was decreasing, and thought that it was an offense to a language to learn it for utilitarian purposes rather than out of intellectual curiosity. It also becomes evident that, while he maintained that the hobbits and men of his stories had little choice but to act in order to prevent the destruction of that which they loved, it irrevocably damaged them on a spiritual level to be forced to impress their will upon others. In stark contrast to more conventional hero's tales or coming-of-age stories, someone rising to a challenge results in defilement of what they are, not achievement of potential.
                >Elves are just the personification of Arda in lotr,
                No, their treatment and relationship to Arda is what he wishes men had with earth.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      While the bait is nice, the sheer investment in the topic of aryanness, presumed or not, that some people here possess as if it matters would be amusing if it wasn't so annoying.
      Stupid fleshlings try to one up each other over whose transient meatsuit is better, bunch of stupid, mentally and spiritually impure manchildren with no creative power.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not genuine at all, it's a lefty attempt to try to trick white people into thinking of racism as a barbaric act for brown people.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        lurk moar gayit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Celtic fae were monstrous little shits, homie you avoided them, not honoured them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      However, elven hate in elder scrolls is warranted

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is true, of course. The most dysgenic form of this kind of thinking is self-inserting as a tiefling or an orc.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >letting some goblinoids on Ganker decide what you enjoy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filthy elf lover is a tumblrite

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did elves ever do to you OP?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shitter faction in every RTS they're in.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are really good in 40k: Dawn of War

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >devs gave the Eldar anti-vehicle unit a stance buff so they don't get knocked around as much by artillery fire
          Wew someone was playing favorites on that day.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They were on part with Tau in Soulstorme.
          Meanwhile, Eldar struggled in DoW 2 multiplayer, can't talk about DoW3.
          In Total War: Warhammer multiplayer (implying anyone plays this), they have some hard match-ups and good ones. Especially high elves were on the receiving end for most of the games time. Wood elves did better and so did dark elves depending on the match. But they were never overpowered.
          Night elves in Warcraft 3 are on par with undead, orcs or humans. They are in fact the weakest here, but not by much.

          It really is either some dumb /misc/-/tg/-larp about hating the fictional race based on aryan myth (how ironic) or barely veiled porn threads.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            High Elves in TWW were absolutely OP, as were Wood Elves because the game massively favoured ranged while also making them run really fast, meaning they'd just kite you for days.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah cool, in single-player campaign.
              Who the frick cares about that. Why the frick would that bother you. You can topple any faction by taking advantage of their universally dumb AI.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Who the frick cares about that.
                Well considering its what 90% of people play quite a lot of people. Also moronicly the game gets balanced around Multiplayer (which always favours fricking elves)

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again, why the frick would it bother anyone.
                I can understand being annoyed by wood elves because of their Athel Loren being a hell to take on and because of their kiting style.
                But really, nothing here should prompt you to scream about da joooos with pointy ears. It's a fricking single player game, you can beat them as easily as any other faction.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Helves also have impeccable front line infantry to hold you in place as well, it's like they're designed to be an arse to fight. Don't even get me started on them being magic gods as well.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why is the elf a chud?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah cool, in single-player campaign.
                Who the frick cares about that. Why the frick would that bother you. You can topple any faction by taking advantage of their universally dumb AI.

                >Ulthuan has fallen....billions must be kinslain

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally no games I have played had them as a playable character/faction.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Never played a single Elder Scrolls game
      Based

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do. Elves > other races.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didnt care much about them but after playing total warhammer i now genocide elves whenever given the opportunity.
    I hate the donut. I hate archers (long range, anti-large, with spears)
    I hate magical forests. I hate unkillable trees with huge mass with 1 gorillion ranged units, and armor piercing spears at t1.
    I hate darksharts. I hate darksharts. I hate darksharts. Malekith is a homosexual.

    I will never forgive elves

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course not.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    asians are the real life equivalent of elves and they're the most trustworthy race

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >asians with blonde dreads

      the frick

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's that asiatic spamming shitheel, ignore him

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i play as an ELF FEMALE BARBARIAN

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only for trolling purposes

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I very much do

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t. Stumpy Alcoholic

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only play as elves in Elder Scrolls games because they're based. All other elves are gay.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I play dark elf sometimes because they hate other elves even more than the humans do

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    white human male paladin/warrior. Dwarf if I'm feeling a little silly.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I play as Elvis in video games?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      to enjoy the rock and/or roll

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