You don't seriously play Nintendo games, do you?

You don't seriously play Nintendo games, do you?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realism has ruined gaming artstyles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      top looks artistically horrific though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed, but nu zelda has atrocious art

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >game that understands vidya are for children
    vs
    >game that caters to manchildren

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rockstar games are aimed for teens

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        teens don’t care for the Old West. only boomers do

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >teens don’t care for the Old West
          that is such an absurd statement that i must assume you have not spoken to a teenager in 15 years and that you are a basement dwelling neet loser that doesn't go outside so you have no idea what youre talking about.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cope. it might be different in Wyoming and Montana but in the actual civilization no zoomers like that shit.
            t. dad of 2 zoomers

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              im not even american and i can tell you that its the west is still in vogue among young people. most players of red dead 2 was fricking zoomers.
              t. older gen z norwegian that works as teacher for younger gen z/gen alpha

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong, RDR2 is a boomer certified game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >its impossible for a game to be enjoyed by multiple generations at once
                it must be hell having a brain like yours

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn does zoomie need a diapey change?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                does muttlennial need a life outside of shitposting on Ganker on his free-time?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh shit look guys he's having an existential crisis
                Yeah you should probably leave this place you zoomies can't banter without pissing yourselves kek

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                go home to your family man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                false, even my sister who rarely plays vidya played the shit out of that game, shes early 20s

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i know a girl who has played rdr2 around 8 times start to finish. I think we all know why in part...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >game so good that its popularity spans all age ranges
                >this confuses the Gankertard

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >moronic old moron enjoys a borning slop sjw movie game made for literal morons who can't play video games
                yeah no kidding

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More kids have played RDR2

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've never played a zelda game but i bet it's still better than politically correct revisioned far west

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I do.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Zelda have the controls on screen like that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because its a video game, not a movie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess that makes sense, kids probably have a hard time remembering what the buttons do

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that is way too clean op...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I think OPs pic was from an emulator. Thanks for posting the official version

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2017 game
      >2018 game
      Wow, it's amazing what one year of hardware advancements can do!
      Imagine what games will look like in 2019!

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom is really pretty and all but what do you do in that game other than play the main story?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I found there were more things to do than both nuZelda games coincidentally

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >soulless checklist of busywork
        Ah... I wish I was as young as you, whippersnapper. I remember when I used to think this is fun.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Robbing and hunting is 10x more fun than korok seed hunting and puzzles that a child could solve though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Here's your "fun gameplay" bro

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can literally use the same tactic in the Souls games.
            Someone posted the webm in another thread and it’s exactly the same. You’re just being a gayget

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I hate Souls slop equally as Zelda slop
              Complete over-rated trash because of shit like that
              Sekiro and AC6 are the only somewhat decent things Froms shat out in recent years

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is not my fun gameplay. I never played zelda. I actually played red dead and the huge world is wasted on that game. Your post is really funny, it is like there are 2 only videogames that got ever released.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Here's more of your fun gameplay bro

          • 2 weeks ago
            LockJobOp

            >cropped out the minimap
            YOU JUST KNOW!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >godawful railroaded missions that immediately fails you if you step foot off the preordained track
        Yeah, no thanks.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. I don't play boring shit games either.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I finished both of these games and enjoyed them.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    top looks better

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lazy attempt at rage bait

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah the top pic was a lazy attempt at a Zelda game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hah good one

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real Game vs Movie Game

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Botw
    Do intro dungeons (20 minutes) and then you can do whatever the frick you want

    >RDR2
    By hour 4 you're still doing tutorials and listening to scripted bullshit not relevant to gameplay

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know how many women play nintodlerino games?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women are basically permanent children mentally so that makes sense

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >top image
    >points of interest on-screen
    >bottom image
    >a fricking empty field of frickall
    Videogames should be videogames. Not just sights and vistas simulators.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you enjoy ubislop "POI's" instead of regular exploration

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BoTW/ToTK are essentially Ubislop games with a Zelda skin.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly why this board likes that garbage
          Same reason there are so many Ass Creed threads, most of this shit board unironically plays that crap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sounds like you enjoy ubislop "POI's" instead of regular exploration
        But Red Dead Redemption 2 is not a good game for exploration.
        The landscape has dull as frick geometry. Very few interesting locations. And the most interesting events are fricking random and have frickall to do with your exploration.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's genuinely the only open world game I've played where you can actually stumble across cool shit you'd completely miss if you didn't explore, and not just a mark on the map. Bet you've never seen the house hit by the meteor, the one with the broken smoke stack that led to a dead family, how about the trick to get the aliens to appear at that cult cabin? Or the multiple treasure maps that require you to EXPLORE and follow landmarks instead of a map marker?
          I'm convinced you haven't played the game or just ran through the story and didn't actually take your time.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm convinced you haven't played the game
            Of course not, Ganker doesn't play games

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ganker doesn't watch movies

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dumbass gets filtered by the tutorial section and misses out on one of the most detailed, fun and immersive video games ever created

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >one of the most detailed, fun and immersive video games ever created
                We weren't talking about ToTK 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >reusing my argument because you have none
                Concession accepted, troony

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Other way around

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dial 8

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice cartoon homosexual

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and not just a mark on the map
            Marks on the map does not matter. But interesting locations in the actual world that you can see visually within your game's field of vision. Does.
            I agree that your examples are among the better things the game has to offer. But my claim is that it really isn't all that. You can shit on BotW all you want, but it has things way more interesting than your examples all over the entire world map. And with way more distinct and striking visuals and contexts as well.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for all the specific examples you gave!!
              Face it, botw is ubislop

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Thanks for all the specific examples you gave!!
                The ruins across the Gerudo desert. The holy springs of power, wisdom, and courage. The lost woods. The lakes within the lost woods. Makar Island. The forgotten temple. The Heroine Statues. Satori Mountain. The labyrinths. The Hyrule Castle library. The Hyrule Castle Docks. The castle ceiling. Castle Town. Lon Lon Ranch. Link's House. Akkala Tech Lab.
                Just to name some examples at the top of my head.

                And that's just BotW without the countless and much improved locations of interest of TotK.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well at least I play games and not movies

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Correct. You play them lightheartedly.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >zoomer masquerading as boomer
    Yeah dude acting contrarian and playing retro games makes you super cool

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Top game: horses have ass jiggle physics
    >Bottom game: horses have testicular physics
    The top game is meant for straight men, the bottom game is made for homosexuals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh look another mentally ill zoophile
      Don't you got a fur suit to run around in?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you're the zoophile for not appreciating the horse nuts shrinking in the cold
        okay gay

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even know what you're talking about schizo creep

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >denial
            hey that's stage one

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no youre a zoophile because you get horny from horse ass jiggle physics you disgusting genetic dead-end.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna need proof of said jiggle physics

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think nu-Zelda games are overrated snoozefests from start to finish. BUT I would rather play TotK or BotW instead of the chore simulator that is RDR2. At least Link controls fine unlike Arthur who feels like he's constantly slugging through a swamp.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    stop mass replying, moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what janny gon do

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about graphical fidelity at all
    yeah kys zoomer

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what would the middleground between these look like and why would it be the best game ever made?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something like MGSV except that game ended up fricking sucking. The mechanics were a good balance between video-gamey and realistic though.
      To bad its nothing but boring shit missions with a useless open world, should've been 10-15 GZ sized levels

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >game ended up fricking sucking
        really a shame this one. the hype alone was making one hope for MGS1-3 levels of overall quality. its that game that i'm sure taught a lot of anons to not be too hyped anymore for anything, and for the better, because when you expect nothing or little, you can only be pleasantly surprised in the end.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing animal crossing right now because designing an island I'm invested into over a few years is more fulfilling than being a homosexual cowboy that let's other people tell him he's a homosexual cowboy. Anyways keep perking off to your graphics on Ganker. Also Zelda sucks too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >guy playing animal crossing calling anybody else a homosexual
      Lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >seething onions troony
        Everytime. Checked and witnessed eric

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tendies a schizo
          Go play animal crossing to calm your schizophrenia before your ruin another thread

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE FREAKING REALISM IS MATURE 'ND SHIEET

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Top is much more fun to explore and replay than bottom

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honestly you should compare RDR2 with New Super Mario Bros for the Wii since both of those games literally let you skip parts of the game if you due too many times, BotW/TotK has more of a "deal with it or die fricking Black person" kind of attitude, especially in the early game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you die too many times*

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not since the mid-90s no. They've had some exellent games since then, but my time with Nintendo were the NES and SNES. After that they fell off hard.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >top
    >has interactivity
    >bottom
    >has no interactivity
    I like mechanically rich video games, not movies.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >top
    fun game
    >bottom
    mediocre movie

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, not really. My four year old plays Mario. He's beat Oddessy a few times, sometimes plays Wonder, and plays Sunshine on an emulator. He's already wanting to play other games on the pc, though, so I think he's outgrowing the Switch.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only casually play Nintendo games

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    making games hyper realistic is one of the things that killed gaming

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather play Zelda. Both are lame in their own ways but TotK is more consistently fun.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a double meaning to that filename. The guy clearly lost for having killed the guy that head belonged to

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't seriously play snoy movieslop, do you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >raging tendie mistakes a multiplat game for gaystation game
      I bet you played rdr2 with controller too

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's moviesloppa that only appeals to snoy trannies

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What's funny is that actually trannies love tendie shit, what's it like being in denial

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This but snoy movieslop

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sony and xbox are equally as troony as Nintendo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I know you disagree that there are only 2 genders but I just don't want to hear it anymore

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tendies do nothing but shit up other threads at all times dumbass

                Snoytroony projection

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Snoy and tendies are both troons
                >"S-SNOY!!!"
                You're not even fun to banter with

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah just snoys

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nintendo has a decent showing, people are happy with it
    >Ganker has a sudden influx of Nintendo bashing
    Really causes one to ponder...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tendies do nothing but shit up other threads at all times dumbass

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this is the Nintendo experience?

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's a movie. You can just watch in on israelitetube instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a movie
      You literally never played the game. It's an RPG.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Has fewer RPG elements than Zelda of all things
        It's not an RPG.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Has never played the game
          >Keeps making statements about what it is/isn't
          How the frick would you know anyway? If you ever did play it, there is a 0% chance you ever got past chapter 1

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's right. It's not an RPG and you're a complete moron like all shills.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with mares

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I’m an adult.
    Only manchild basedchugging millennials still play bingshit past the age of 5.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only play Monster Hunter and Resident Evil.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You say that as if you're safe

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They play with children too. Since they are pedophiles.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But enough about snoys

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's another consoletards think they're relevant episode

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you get jailed, disgusting pedophile.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont play japanese games at all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's the cathedral one?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AC Unity perhaps

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're not behind. just different

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The funny part is that to make all those printing tablets required to actually make the japanese painting would take months meanwhile the other paintings would be finished in a week at most.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Clearly worth it!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe the tablets had come out looking better if folded a couple hundred times more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >right
      >games
      >left
      >movies

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Top game was made by people who actually cared
    >Bottom one was made by people who believe that scanning a whole mountain is better than trying to be original

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one was made by people who believe that scanning a whole mountain is better than trying to be original
      What would have made it more original?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know, not being a literal carbon copy of the real world, for example?
        You can hate on zelda all you want, but at least they tried their way into making something that looked good on the miserable hardware they were working with, and it doesn't even look like every single AAA game released since the PS4/XOne released.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So your argument is that RDR2 is unoriginal because the graphics are too good. What a cope, also you didn't play the game

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Graphics are only good if you imitate the real world
            It's is unoriginal because it doesn't have anything to distinguish it from any other game whatsoever.
            Back in the 2d eras and first 3d consoles like the ps2, every single game had soul and heart put into them and not a single one looked like it was something else, meanwhile all AAA games nowadays look like literal carbon copies of one another, I wouldn't call that being original, bro.
            And yes, I've played and own the game, it's not the third coming of christ.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              are only good if you imitate the real world
              Didn't say that, moron. I am making no argument about shitty nintentard graphics at all. You're the one arguing that the game is bad because its graphics are realistic, which actually just means that you're a Pablo poorgay who can't run the game on your shitty prebuilt.

              >And yes, I've played and own the game, it's not the third coming of christ.
              Didn't say that either.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They still seething?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same score as RDR2 moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll take that as a yes

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get filtered moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks, I'm having fun actually making choices beyond dress-up-dolls with a cowboy and "am I gonna do a saint run or a puppy-kicker run?"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao do people actually play this shitty westacuck movieslop like RDR.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmao do people actually play this shitty westacuck movieslop like RDR.

          samegay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nope.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I literally never use the horse in BoTW/Tears unless I'm forced to.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do. I just don't pay for them.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Games
    >Serious
    I play games to have fun, I don't know why homosexuals like you play games

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I support trans rights so yes I do.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, the NU Zelda is a cheap knockoff of RDR anyway.
    Can't blame Nintendo though, even if they have an absolute fricking unoriginal moron directing this game, he could (and fricking willl) do worst and Troontendo gays will devour any foul turd shat by the japs.

    Link deserved better though, pity.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy games are a nice inbetween

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Realism is an art style. Get over it.

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