He's so right about so much shit. "Hardcore" gamers refuse to play any game where all of their previous skills don't transfer. Even something mild like jumps in old castlevania not being changeable midair is enough to make modern pussy gamers give up, usually while claiming that the mechanics are dated
its crazy how moronic they are about stuff like that
I remember watching this gaming youtuber who makes videos going over one game each, and he went to castlevania 3, he got the character who could change his jump mid air, and he literally said "so THEY can make the jump changeable mid air. So why cant they make the jump change mid air with simon???" This moron literally couldn't grasp that they did it on purpose.
>schizo gaslighting
its not gaslighting to suggest that you're mentally ill for thinking that the only reason someone would disagree with you is that they're the person in question. In fact, it's just the truth.
I disagreed with you, dumbass. Not the other way around. Total schizo. Now I know why you're obsessed with arcade games, Mark, you're a fricking moronic autist. Probably why you can't play anything deeper than a shmup either.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>cant play anything deeper than a shmup
He put up a godhand video just a few days ago though?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Godhand isn't hard. It's a beat-em-up that is insanely easy. The only reason people say it's difficult is because they can't figure out tank controls. Tell me when he plays Sekiro.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You didn't say difficulty, you said DEPTH moron. Nice goal shifting though kek
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>you said depth, moron
Oh, my bad, I thought you were referring to difficulty, because Godhand has no depth.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>completely unrelated footage of bullet time shooter
ok Black person I guess that proves your point if you say so
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
he keeps trying to branch out from shmups by reviewing team ninja trash, latest tekken, and re4make but still falls flat on his face
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>falls flat on his face
All of these videos are really good though?
he's still the only person to have ever actually articulated his thoughts on why rem4ke sucks ass, well.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I remember watching his re4 remake when I was dissatisfied with literally everyone on YouTube dick riding it unanimously without even explaining why they liked it, and decided to look for negative reviews out of curiosity.
Even if you think he's wrong, it's better than a 20 minute plot summary with brief remarks about controls which means it's better than about 90% of positive reviews of the game
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
what was his main criticism? re4 was kind of trash anyway tbh
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
He can't branch out from shmups because, in his own words, "they are the peak video game genre", which apparently, means having zero variation and all of them playing exactly alike.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Can't play anything deeper than a shmup
He would if it existed
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Pong was made over 50 years ago, bud.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Keep seething about how you'll never get a clear
What, is it too deep for you to understand?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Keep seething about how you'll never get a clear
Yea, because I will never degrade myself to the position of playing a shmup, which became outdated as soon as 3D flight was available, dumbass, lmao.
2 weeks ago
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>I hate a genre I know nothing about and believe that games become outdated the moment technology allows for an entirely different type of game becomes possible
Average Mork hater
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I hate a genre
No, I hate the c**t-homosexual who relentlessly shills his niche autism genre and LARP's that it's the best thing ever. Having a preference is fine, but making multiple hours-long videos about how what everyone else is playing is shit and they should play "move the dot between all the other dots while holding down fire" is annoying and arrogant.
Actually he's very humble and would probably talk shit about himself to generate a better discussion in the thread... wait a minute, you're him, aren't you?
If your achievement is essentially an alien language to adult human males with actual contributions to society then maybe your priorities are misplaced.
Shmup scene is so shit that this guy is relevant. Shit takes about everything and bandwagons the popular opinion all the time. Remember when he was calling R-Type boomer shit and shilled a cave game like the second coming of jesus. Everyone ignored the cave slop and got exited for R-Type Final 2, that fricking homosexual almost did the pikachu face when talked about that in a video.
I like Mark but I see this whole 'hardcore arcade gamer' schtick becoming popular by people that don't play these games at all. Not really a big deal, except in some far off paranoia I can imagine this being sold as the panacea to modern day overly bloated games. That games are judged just how ADHD friendly they are and that any innovation no matter how cool if it adds even 1% less replay value then it's the worst thing ever. I don't think Mark is guilty of this it's just his taste I'm just seeing more and more people parrot this shit that clearly don't even like games and sure as shit don't 1cc anything.
based. and these kinds of games can be boiled down to the same genre, arcade. but like, actual arcade games. they're fun to play with friends and that's about it.
>he has a wife and kids
>he makes enough money off paypigs and yt to quit his job and do this shit full time
Idaho must be ridiculously cheap
no, americans are just allowed to make too much money
Nope and I don't plan on it. I have better things to do than memorize all the bullet patterns.
does alien soldier count as a shmup?
>does alien soldier count as a shmup?
No. Run n guns still count as platformers, not shmups.
Yes.
He's so right about so much shit. "Hardcore" gamers refuse to play any game where all of their previous skills don't transfer. Even something mild like jumps in old castlevania not being changeable midair is enough to make modern pussy gamers give up, usually while claiming that the mechanics are dated
its crazy how moronic they are about stuff like that
I remember watching this gaming youtuber who makes videos going over one game each, and he went to castlevania 3, he got the character who could change his jump mid air, and he literally said "so THEY can make the jump changeable mid air. So why cant they make the jump change mid air with simon???" This moron literally couldn't grasp that they did it on purpose.
He's actually not right about almost everything. It's shocking how you came to such a moronic conclusion. You're him, aren't you?
>EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH ME ABOUT ECELEB IS ECELEB
You're schizophrenic
>first time I asked
>schizo gaslighting
Yup, you are him. Your videos suck and arcades are dead for a reason, homosexual.
>schizo gaslighting
its not gaslighting to suggest that you're mentally ill for thinking that the only reason someone would disagree with you is that they're the person in question. In fact, it's just the truth.
I disagreed with you, dumbass. Not the other way around. Total schizo. Now I know why you're obsessed with arcade games, Mark, you're a fricking moronic autist. Probably why you can't play anything deeper than a shmup either.
>cant play anything deeper than a shmup
He put up a godhand video just a few days ago though?
Godhand isn't hard. It's a beat-em-up that is insanely easy. The only reason people say it's difficult is because they can't figure out tank controls. Tell me when he plays Sekiro.
You didn't say difficulty, you said DEPTH moron. Nice goal shifting though kek
>you said depth, moron
Oh, my bad, I thought you were referring to difficulty, because Godhand has no depth.
>completely unrelated footage of bullet time shooter
ok Black person I guess that proves your point if you say so
he keeps trying to branch out from shmups by reviewing team ninja trash, latest tekken, and re4make but still falls flat on his face
>falls flat on his face
All of these videos are really good though?
he's still the only person to have ever actually articulated his thoughts on why rem4ke sucks ass, well.
I remember watching his re4 remake when I was dissatisfied with literally everyone on YouTube dick riding it unanimously without even explaining why they liked it, and decided to look for negative reviews out of curiosity.
Even if you think he's wrong, it's better than a 20 minute plot summary with brief remarks about controls which means it's better than about 90% of positive reviews of the game
what was his main criticism? re4 was kind of trash anyway tbh
He can't branch out from shmups because, in his own words, "they are the peak video game genre", which apparently, means having zero variation and all of them playing exactly alike.
>Can't play anything deeper than a shmup
He would if it existed
Pong was made over 50 years ago, bud.
Keep seething about how you'll never get a clear
What, is it too deep for you to understand?
>Keep seething about how you'll never get a clear
Yea, because I will never degrade myself to the position of playing a shmup, which became outdated as soon as 3D flight was available, dumbass, lmao.
>I hate a genre I know nothing about and believe that games become outdated the moment technology allows for an entirely different type of game becomes possible
Average Mork hater
>I hate a genre
No, I hate the c**t-homosexual who relentlessly shills his niche autism genre and LARP's that it's the best thing ever. Having a preference is fine, but making multiple hours-long videos about how what everyone else is playing is shit and they should play "move the dot between all the other dots while holding down fire" is annoying and arrogant.
Actually he's very humble and would probably talk shit about himself to generate a better discussion in the thread... wait a minute, you're him, aren't you?
And of course you pr
mork pls
He was misinformed on a few things in his ninja gaiden 2 video, he only addresses critique when he knows it doesn't make him look bad though
who
Shmups are boring. And this guy's Ninja Gaiden 2 gameplay is pathetically bad.
1cc'ed EOSD, IN and SA. Im good on the genre.
on lunatic? lower difficulties are non-canon
If your achievement is essentially an alien language to adult human males with actual contributions to society then maybe your priorities are misplaced.
for me, it's jaimers
Why does one man cause so much seethe onGanker for criticizing modern AAA slop which Ganker supposedly hates?
Stop shilling your shitty youtube channel on Ganker, gay.
Why does Mork think that he will be able to go full time? I don't think his channel makes nearly enough money to sustain his family.
Shmup scene is so shit that this guy is relevant. Shit takes about everything and bandwagons the popular opinion all the time. Remember when he was calling R-Type boomer shit and shilled a cave game like the second coming of jesus. Everyone ignored the cave slop and got exited for R-Type Final 2, that fricking homosexual almost did the pikachu face when talked about that in a video.
No I don't find them fun. Did 1cc Altered Beast AND Streets of Rage 2 though.
I've 1cc'd pocky and rocky reshrined, though that's more of a run and gun than a shump.
I like Mark but I see this whole 'hardcore arcade gamer' schtick becoming popular by people that don't play these games at all. Not really a big deal, except in some far off paranoia I can imagine this being sold as the panacea to modern day overly bloated games. That games are judged just how ADHD friendly they are and that any innovation no matter how cool if it adds even 1% less replay value then it's the worst thing ever. I don't think Mark is guilty of this it's just his taste I'm just seeing more and more people parrot this shit that clearly don't even like games and sure as shit don't 1cc anything.
Crowd control?
nope and i don't care to, auto-scrollers are boring as shit just like whatever genre double dragon is called
based. and these kinds of games can be boiled down to the same genre, arcade. but like, actual arcade games. they're fun to play with friends and that's about it.