You may not like it, but this is what peak retro gaming looks like.

You may not like it, but this is what peak retro gaming looks like.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 was better

    • 6 months ago
      Kotonohas' Husbando

      >Run into wall 3 times
      >Car explodes
      Nah

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you should git gud.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3 was better
      it was the only good one

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry you feel that way.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    San Andreas gameplay and content + Vice City setting, theme and feel would have been the perfect open world game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vice City Stories

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      SA wasn't woke.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any and all pieces of media featuring characters who aren't straight white christian males is considered woke.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not even close. It's just most diversity shit these days has shoehorned leftist ideology jizzed all over it. go watch an Eddie Murphy movie from the 80 or just Eddie Murphy raw, for an example. Hell, most black comedians are not woke, same with Asians and Asian media. It's really only white liberal satanists who are woke.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Any and all pieces of media featuring characters who aren't straight white christian males is considered woke.
          You sound woke as hell.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am surprised Ganker doesn't seethe over GTA more, because it has always satirised and mocked American culture. They just did it while still saying words like moron and Black person.

      Ganker used to be based, then it fell for the identity politics culture war meme. Shame.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very few people realise it's a bunch of Scottish people taking the piss out of the US.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah Ganker ate the IDPOL pill and asked for seconds

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I was around on this site before polgays conquered most of it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would Ganker seethe over that when Ganker itself satirises and mocks American culture? American posters are down there with Indian posters in terms of respect. Even American posters hate America and are rooting for collapse.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      SA wasn't woke.

      Any and all pieces of media featuring characters who aren't straight white christian males is considered woke.

      Not even close. It's just most diversity shit these days has shoehorned leftist ideology jizzed all over it. go watch an Eddie Murphy movie from the 80 or just Eddie Murphy raw, for an example. Hell, most black comedians are not woke, same with Asians and Asian media. It's really only white liberal satanists who are woke.

      >Any and all pieces of media featuring characters who aren't straight white christian males is considered woke.
      You sound woke as hell.

      Well, SA came out 20 years ago.
      Back then the only exposure most gamers (globally) had to black culture were rap videos on MTV and comedies with Eddie Murphy. There were no African migrants in Europe, there was no Worldstar or Black Twitter, so no one really knew how bad it is.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    In almost every objective sense, 3 and VC are worse than San Andreas. The controls are less refined, the worlds smaller, the variety of weapons and vehicles is smaller, there's just less of everything.

    And yet, every time I want to play some old school GTA, it is always 3 or VC. It is never San Andreas.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every objective sense
      Art is subjective. Vc and 3 have a way better atmosphere. SA's is still good though

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the controls are the same you frickin moron

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The controls were considerably refined from GTA3-VC, most notably with proper crosshair aiming, which the first two didn't have. Go play the games before posting.

        We should probably lay off the word objective a little until we learn the proper context

        >every objective sense
        Art is subjective. Vc and 3 have a way better atmosphere. SA's is still good though

        I will concede, perhaps "quantifiable" is a better word. I mean in the sense that like, you can measure it has more features, it has more to explore, more to do, all the things that SHOULD result in a better game. But it just doesn't.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      We should probably lay off the word objective a little until we learn the proper context

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats your favorite radio station(s) out of all the retro gtas? III and San Andreas' stations are all perfect imo. Vice City amd Bice Coty Storoes as well although I rarepy play the spanish one. I need to replay LCS but I remember Rise FM being more house instead of trance but it was still nice. I think theres a turkish station too. London 69/61s music is great too

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite radio station in the whole franchise is the wave, both the Vice City and VCS version, from III its msx fm and SA its K-DST.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a basic b***h, sorry. My go-to radio stations in the 3d trilogy were
      >Flashback 95.6
      >Emotion 98.3
      >K-DST
      I think it was still Emotion in VCS, but I don't remember having a favorite in LCS.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If i u want more retro get some psp and liberty city

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with all the zoomers on the board now? As a zoomer myself I'm sorry that we're making moronic threads.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't mind it when you lot asking for help or advice or start off threads with "i didn't really like it, was it better at the time?" or something more inquisitive. Threads like "this is terrible what was wrong with people?" really get up my nose and I know full well there're millenials who should know better doing that. c**ts.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    after playing it, its hard to go back to a gta game that doesnt have mantling

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i didn't even play thru san andreas but torrenting a copy of the game to play SAMP with friends was peak GTA memories for me

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is definitely the best GTA game, in my opinion, even though I like 3 and VC a lot, too, with 4 being one of my favorites as well, especially due to gunplay. They clearly put shitton of love into it, and not even 5 is comparable to SA because, for some reason, the devs didn't understand or forgot why SA was great. With SA, you can see that the devs wanted to make the game they would enjoy themselves while with 5 it's like they tried to appease someone, even though 5 is quite ambitious, sure, but its flaws are fundamental and make 5 a disappointment.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's the best way of playing the 3D /vr/ GTA games nowadays? Steam version have some of the songs cut so I assume you just torrent some pre-patched versions. Can you get the PC version to be playable with modern (PS4/PS5 etc) controllers?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The FitGirl repack is probably the easiest way to have everything working. I'm not sure about the other games, but at least SA worked fine with a gamepad. Maybe you'll need DS4Windows to use a PS4 controller though.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Download pcsx2. Stop being a computer-illiterate b***h.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    VC was better

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why?

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol Laugh out loud even! This is one of the funniest posts I’ve seen in awhile. Thank you OP you made me smile.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has bad graphics.

    >2004

    It has bad graphics for 2004.

    >none of the PS2 GTAs had good graphics

    It was a significant and noticeable downgrade from the previous two.

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