You picked a bad time to get lost friend

You picked a bad time to get lost friend

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >decapitate him, thanks to modding
    >place his skull on my penis, again thanks to modding
    >walk around with a trophy hanging from my dick in VR
    actually, it was a great time to get lost

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're full of shit post mods.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably something like
        >Maximum Carnage(?)
        >VRIK
        >HIGGS
        >PLANCK
        >Schlongs of Skyrim(?)
        >Better Males(?)
        Not sure about the porn and gore because I'm not a degenerate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      vanilla game has decapitation as well, if you pick the perk

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never should’ve come here?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Never should of come here*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for typing it the correct way anon. I'm always seething when homosexuals type it like:
      "Never should of come here".
      It's short for should have you fricking morons.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never should of come here*

        Also, they are wyverns, not dragons.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love an rpg where people actually respond realistically to things.
    Find some guy on the road that looks good to mug and he just fricking blasts you 30 feet with his voice? You'd be running for the hills.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fireballs him repeatedly

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I YIELD! I YIELD!
    NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The correct order of action is to tie them up and rape 'em.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was so fricking disappointed when this happened for the first time.
      I genuinely thought they incorporated defeat mechanic like in Gothic and you can actually spare the person you've bested.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >expectings things from Bethesda
        Lel.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >implying you ever saw me

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you anons usually play as in Skyrim? I usually do a dunmer spellsword.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Howdy pardner, you wouldn't mind showing a chinese jiangshi around these parts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      built for delivering black and brown babies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that face
      the paper talisman stays ON during sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Modlist?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not your friend buddy!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not your buddy, pal

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *you're picked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ESL spotted

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ESL *seen

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          spotted and seen mean the same things, dummy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think all non-English people have spots all over their bodies? Yeah, I didn't think so.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DEATH IS HIGHLY OVERRATED!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good times to get lost?

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