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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The portal killer. There are no signs of fingerprints on the victims body and no weapon has been found

    Literally impossible to catch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you should be able to find fingerprints on the fricking walls he's holding
      plus try to find the one person who owns a portal gun or has been harvesting moon rocks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you should be able to find fingerprints on the fricking walls he's holding
      plus try to find the one person who owns a portal gun or has been harvesting moon rocks

      He wouldn't be dead, morons. The "victim" has no excessive energy to be killed when passing through the portal.
      And no, the wall isn't being lifted by the other guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you stopped moving the portal in your hands as soon as they made contact, sure. Everything after that, the exertion made by pushing "down" on him will send pressure from his head to his legs. The energy is still coming from you forcing energy from the wall, to the man in the portal, to where he's standing, all using the portal he's now presiding in .

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wtf how is he so strong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't the board he is holding be foam?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder when the surface the portal is on moves, the portal dissipates. none of these moronic hypotheticals are possible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      theres moving portal surfaces in portal 2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And Portal 2 is not canon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          In your disease addled mind maybe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those move parallel to the portal, not perpendicular. Perpendicular movement fizzles out portals.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The force of impact would come primarily from the source point between the victims feet touching the ground, and the new object pushing against his head. In reality the force created is closer to the body collapsing on itself by introducing the wall at great speed, in the same way a roof falling on your head would strike and flatten you.

    So no you're still not going to fly out of the portal you moronic autist

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A gays btfo

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If I could go back and prevent any game from ever being conceived, it would be Portal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you need to go even earlier and stop narbacular drop

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fixed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      biggest cope i've seen this week

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a bait, no one can be that moronic.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why would you kill your friend?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Bgays so violent?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The truth is portal makes no effin sense. If this were a hoola hoop like it suggests nothing bad could possibly happen to the guy but what kinda hoola hoop moves spacetime TO you? Now its fricking crazy.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do not like attacking friendly NPCs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Right? That guy was so nice and you did this to him OP

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Another flaw is that it would probably be impossible to hit the wall with this configuration. The ball itself is at least 1.5 meters and that gap is .5 at best

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE THE HANDWRITING
    THAT'S THE "how do you know it's shit? it's not out yet" GUY
    THAT'S HIM OH MY GOOOOOD

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is a videogame and not real.
    Touch grass.

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