>You WILL buy the cheapest model steamdeck

>You WILL buy the cheapest model steamdeck
>You WILL upgrade to a 4tb m2 ssd
>You WILL have a handy 2tb mini usb for porn
>You WILL install windows 11 on it
>You WILL download fitgirl repacks on it

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has it been confirmed that the cheapest model will take m.2?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes all models have the socket. However 256GB is the high IQ option.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting, alright cool. Only concern is valve fricking up with a defect or something because I assume changing storage voids warranty

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>You WILL buy the cheapest model steamdeck
    no i have the most expensive one
    >>You WILL upgrade to a 4tb m2 ssd
    why
    >>You WILL have a handy 2tb mini usb for porn
    why
    >>You WILL install windows 11 on it
    why
    >>You WILL download fitgirl repacks on it
    why

    ur stupid OP

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have 2tb of porn?

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have any of the current Steam Deck owners actually tried to take apart their Steam deck to upgrade the storage yet?
    For all we know it's almost impossible without destroying the damn thing.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL buy the cheapest model steamdeck
    You lost me already. Got the most expensive one already locked in.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I downgrade it to Windows?

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >install windows
    >play a game for 1 (one) whole hour
    It'll be weird seeing someone with this Gamegear looking shit plugged into a wall outlet somewhere, like taking a trip back to the early 90's.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Not having a collection of SD cards containing all the game I bought so I finally have physical media collection of them
    Get on my level OP

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL install windows [...]

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >install windows 11
    No I won't.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Quite frankly my biggest excitement around the Switch is being able to abandon Windows forever.
    2022 is the year of SteamOS baybee.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >around the Switch
      i mean the steam deck*
      i'm tired

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, 90% of what i do on my PC runs on Linux without problems already, im just waiting for the day that W7 doesn't get browser support anymore.
      Only a few games i play don't have linux support yet and if this does well they might introduce it.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL install windows 11 on it
    Nope. Literally how do you Windows dogs put up with the assfricking. Please realize there are dozens of operating systems out there, but you choose to consume one company's questionable product.

    >Oh, of course, your 2 year old CPU won't work, for no reason tho haha
    >Oh, of course, you'll need a new mobo or TPM haha
    >Make sure to sign into your Microsoft account 🙂

    Nobody actually liked developing games for Windows, but they had to for DirectX.
    That's no longer the case. Your days are numbered.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol you think it has anything to do with what developers LIKE developing for?
      ask me how I know you don't know what you're talking about

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    With Proton, Anticheat support and RetroArch, Windows won't be missed.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Proton a community effort? Who updates it?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone that wants to do it:
      https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Proton

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's all Valve except for a fork with fixes to certain games.

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >waiting for fitgirl repacks to decompress on a glorified Switch
    Lol
    Have fun

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      That Zen 2 CPU is multiple gens ahead of the trashy Shitch CPU. A 4c8t Zen CPU should have no issues decompressing that shit.

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want the matte screen.

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    um... no...
    I'm buying the expensive one and ditching Winblows

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