I don't care about romantic shit. I don't have for that. I'm 24, I'm a dish washer, I have pitiful savings, I don't own a car or know how to drive one, I didn't graduate high school, and I don't have the slightest idea for what I care about in life. I have no goal or will. A girlfriend is an infinitesimally small ache to me.
>I don't have the slightest idea for what I care about in life.
How about the most common and simplest goal? >Have a house, so you don't have to worry about unable to pay rent / become homeless >Have 1 year savings, so you don't have to worry about losing job suddenly and become homeless
And to achieve that goal, the first thing you need to do is find a better job.
Don't worry about anything else.
Don't worry about finding love, or meaning in life, or anything.
Just focus on improving your life a little better now.
I don't care about romantic shit. I don't have for that. I'm 24, I'm a dish washer, I have pitiful savings, I don't own a car or know how to drive one, I didn't graduate high school, and I don't have the slightest idea for what I care about in life. I have no goal or will. A girlfriend is an infinitesimally small ache to me.
You have to make time for it now.
Wishing for the magic talent fairy won't do shit.
if you're an useful moron you could at least get into construction
2 years at the worksite and you'll have enough savings to get yourself back in track
just don't fall for buying meme trucks or drugs like the actual morons
Way more job openings than there were prospective employees. It's still tougher than average for employers, March-September of 2021 was the best chance just about everyone in the labor force will ever have to move up fast.
I don't know how it was where you live, around where I'm at the only places really struggling to find workers were fast food places and walmart. You'd be better off as a dish washer than working at those places.
I feel like most males are starting to unironically not care about women. I see so many single guys playing video games and keeping to themselves rather than date women. This is the first generation so many men are opting out in centuries.
no theres always a large swath of men that opt out its just now they have a voice thanks to the internet. just look at genetics twice as many females in our ancestry than males
confusing wording but what he means is: in the past only 20% of men became fathers and has harems of multiple women, the remaining 60% died kissless hugless virgins
>genetics twice as many females in our ancestry
How is that even possible if you can only have one father and one mother? Do you know what an ancestor.
No idea if that anon's claims are substantiated, but to quote the farmer from my 5th grade field trip, "you only need one bull to fertilize all of your cows"
Yeah but you still need a man and a woman. So 50% of my ancestors are male and 50% are female. Doesn't matter if great-great grandma was a prostitute she still had to frick a dude.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think the theory is that really far back, a lot of your great grandmas all got with a small number of guys
3/4 women in america are fat. And its 50/50 in the rest of the western world. >but the men are also fat
Yeah, 45% of men are fat. Add in to the fact most women aren't exactly housewife material, but also don't really have drive and ambition to pursue a decent career so you're left with fat slobs who want you to take care of them while they give less and its just not worth it.
Based on all that information it’s highly likely that you will eventually become an incel, however I’m rooting for you anon. You and I are the same age and we are still finding ourselves. If I can do it, so can you. Let’s chase our dreams together and drown in pussy in the process.
if you plan on connecting a kick with your foot, you should move your toes away from the area of impact so you don't fricking shatter them
however it's tough to tell which way the kick is taking place on that image, so it might be fine as long as it's not a roundhouse
I have known women who have clits like micro wieners and women who's clits are so small they are terrified of of shaving because they think they will literally knick the thing off and bleed to death in outrageous pain.
Unironically WHERE in the world are there women who look as good as Bea? Do they even exist?
You never do any of these things with her
Bea is sexy footbawd. The hottest part pf her are her delicious feet she proudly shows to everyone. She wants you to be seduced by her feet, that makes her happy. And she will enjoy all the foot stuff you will do to her. GameFreak should make more foot goddesses like bea.
imagine the fungus in your lungs
imagine the autopsy
Fungus is a sign of really bad foot hygiene. And Bea definitely cares about foot hygiene otherwise she wont proudly show her feet.
I know a girl like her at my gym but she's a Spanish girl and not black like Bea. We were cool until all of a sudden one day she just starts being an butthole to me. punching my back, slapping it while I'm about to do lat raises telling me with a snide remark "keep back straight motherfricker", kicking my legs so they buck, flicking me off from a distance, tackling me to the ground when we're doing sprint tag (basically sprint and catch person in front of you), pushes tire back during tire lifts.
If you think Women with low test is horrible. You should see women with high test. They're agressive as frick.
She's kind of cute but when she started being rude to me is when I got turned the frick off. I mean have you guys ever lifted?
Where here's an example. She comes over to watch me, she grabs the plates and pushes down on them. And while I'm struggling she has this smile on her face..
I'm struggling and trying to get my lifts done and here comes this girl playing around pushing the bar against my neck making it hard to breathe. I lifted that bar so fricking fast I almost smacked her in the face and when she made crude chuckle I wanted to strangle the frick out of her. It's just not nice. I'm sick of it one day I'm going to smack her in the face for doing something reckless like that again.
Dude, that's how women flirt over here. You're literally figuratively experiencing culture shock.
ANON YOU FRICKING DENSE moron SHE WANTS YOUR DICK
I've met girls who've given me signals and liked me before? And they were nice and kind to me compliment me too.
Her? She makes fun of me constantly. She's rude. I don't like it one bit.
I don't think she likes me. She was kind to me before this for weeks. Then it was like a flip switched and she's pestering me.
I believe you Anon and sorry your gym partner is treating you like shit, you don’t deserve that. You’re a Chad that never skips Leg Day I bet. You’ll find the one who deserves you.
>Literally disregarding her culture to shit on her.
The guy is supposed to lightly bully her back to create trust. If she shows that she doesn't like it, then she is not into you. I dunno why you guys are being so culturally insensitive, but i guess this is why everyone hates each other in multi cultural settings. Nonody can be arsed to understand each other.
>>if a girl does it it's good but if a guy does it it's attempted murder
No one said it was "good". They are simply pointing out to you, that you need to learn to read signals like that, if you don't want to appear like a homosexual.
She’s autistic and thinks the only way she’ll get more attention from you is by being a dickhead. Obviously it’s working since you’re still thinking of her, but she doesn’t realize she’s only sticking in your mid because she’s being annoying as frick. Try conversing with her normally but do it more often and see if it’ll help her sexual frustration
>I wanted to strangle her... one day I'm going smack her in the face...
She want's you to do both to her while beating the brakes off of her and calling her nasty cumbawd.
Anon, do you smell a very very faint smell of sweet vinegar? If you do, you are smelling the scent of a human female in heat. Her eggs are DEMANDING sperm penetration. Commit to your manhood and give her the one Pokemon that all women get when fricking. The Vulvasore.
How does stuff like this happen? I must be the most repulsive motherfricker because no one interacts with me at all. It's like I don't exist. I don't really mind but it would be nice to have someone at least acknowledge me.
I live in Cali and back in my HS years, I knew a chick 2 years younger that looked like Kaolla Su. She was the grades goddess and was dating the Terachad of the school.
25, never been with a girl. I think I could, it shouldn't really be that hard but like, I don't really know. Maybe it's been too long without? I dont have problems talking to girls, but I haven't ever pursued one, it's just talking to classmates in college. maybe I'm scared of rejection? It's probably the latter. I've gotten as far as making dating accounts, but I don't have any decent pictures to upload. I would like to be with a girl, just not pushing enough I guess
>have had a crush on a really athletic girl for the last six months >she has a bf
At least I saw her cameltoe one time and a much darker crotch area after she got really sweaty. She also lifted me up once and that was the hottest thing that's happened in my pathetic life.
my best friends little sister looked like bea. she did martial arts and MMA and is now an EMT
tight body tighter pussy and she would grind her cervix on the tip of my dick till i filled her with cum.
I've been blessed with Aspergers so I don't give a shit about this, I find it weird how much energy, time, money and effort normal people waste on a 5 second orgasm, isn't it easier to just use your hand?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Haven't been a pokemon fan for a decade now but
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't care about romantic shit. I don't have for that. I'm 24, I'm a dish washer, I have pitiful savings, I don't own a car or know how to drive one, I didn't graduate high school, and I don't have the slightest idea for what I care about in life. I have no goal or will. A girlfriend is an infinitesimally small ache to me.
Don't worry bro, it doesn't get better.
you morons are replying to pasta
maybe he's just autistic and that's his plea for help
based. 28 yo bar man here. about to quit my second stint of college. think i’ll fail at being a train driver next frick it.
don't you actually need a shit ton of qualifications to be a train driver?
no, you just need to train on the job for 2 years. you can get a job as a conductor and train up.
Just work from home and get paid three times what you're making now. No need to bust your ass and feel depressed all the time, I've been there.
24 is still young. Chase better paying jobs. Value your own time.
Anon, don't succumb to tunnel vision.
Look for an apprenticeship or a trade while you can. A better life awaits you.
Get a better job bro, now the time to hunt. You'll not get the same energy when you approach 40
You're just like me. I don't think we'll make it but good luck.
We will all make it
Even you, dumb frogposter
>I don't have the slightest idea for what I care about in life.
How about the most common and simplest goal?
>Have a house, so you don't have to worry about unable to pay rent / become homeless
>Have 1 year savings, so you don't have to worry about losing job suddenly and become homeless
And to achieve that goal, the first thing you need to do is find a better job.
Don't worry about anything else.
Don't worry about finding love, or meaning in life, or anything.
Just focus on improving your life a little better now.
I'm 29 and checked out, I've accepted I'll never have sex.
Same but I want to be a digital artist.
You have to make time for it now.
Wishing for the magic talent fairy won't do shit.
if you're an useful moron you could at least get into construction
2 years at the worksite and you'll have enough savings to get yourself back in track
just don't fall for buying meme trucks or drugs like the actual morons
>he didn't exploit the tight labor market from one year ago to get a much better job
You're beyond hopeless.
>tight labor market
What does that mean
Way more job openings than there were prospective employees. It's still tougher than average for employers, March-September of 2021 was the best chance just about everyone in the labor force will ever have to move up fast.
I don't know how it was where you live, around where I'm at the only places really struggling to find workers were fast food places and walmart. You'd be better off as a dish washer than working at those places.
I feel like most males are starting to unironically not care about women. I see so many single guys playing video games and keeping to themselves rather than date women. This is the first generation so many men are opting out in centuries.
It's what women wanted, or claimed to want, so they must be real happy about it, right?
Sign of the end tbqh anon. If so, look at it this way, you are alive to see the end of an Age that has lasted, what? About 6000 years?
Why should one date women when they could be Dragon Installing instead?
no theres always a large swath of men that opt out its just now they have a voice thanks to the internet. just look at genetics twice as many females in our ancestry than males
>twice as many females in our ancestry
What?
confusing wording but what he means is: in the past only 20% of men became fathers and has harems of multiple women, the remaining 60% died kissless hugless virgins
>genetics twice as many females in our ancestry
How is that even possible if you can only have one father and one mother? Do you know what an ancestor.
No idea if that anon's claims are substantiated, but to quote the farmer from my 5th grade field trip, "you only need one bull to fertilize all of your cows"
Yeah but you still need a man and a woman. So 50% of my ancestors are male and 50% are female. Doesn't matter if great-great grandma was a prostitute she still had to frick a dude.
I think the theory is that really far back, a lot of your great grandmas all got with a small number of guys
You can have the same individual show up many times in one tree.
The same man could be your 10x great gransfather twice etc
i just became gay
now im married to my best friend
>married to your best friend
God I fricking wishj
hentai is better
>caring about subhuman holes
Game is rigged against you. It's easy to stop trying in the age of social media.
3/4 women in america are fat. And its 50/50 in the rest of the western world.
>but the men are also fat
Yeah, 45% of men are fat. Add in to the fact most women aren't exactly housewife material, but also don't really have drive and ambition to pursue a decent career so you're left with fat slobs who want you to take care of them while they give less and its just not worth it.
Based on all that information it’s highly likely that you will eventually become an incel, however I’m rooting for you anon. You and I are the same age and we are still finding ourselves. If I can do it, so can you. Let’s chase our dreams together and drown in pussy in the process.
>have no goal or will.
My goal is to earn enough money to have food, play vidya and listen to music all day. Never had gf, don't want kids.
38yo
After 20 seconds it became soothing.
Rwminder that this pasta is 100 million times incorrect and Vaporeon's only power is turning into a puddle. good luck fricking a puddle.
is that a challenge
i bet i can drink the puddle and shell tickle my prostate on the way out
>Good luck fricking a puddle.
That's what diapers are for, anon :3c
>Shitskin
Nah.
yeah
4 blacephalons
OH N-
that's actually terrible form for a kick
Why
if you plan on connecting a kick with your foot, you should move your toes away from the area of impact so you don't fricking shatter them
however it's tough to tell which way the kick is taking place on that image, so it might be fine as long as it's not a roundhouse
This might be hard for you to understand, but realism does not always make for good staging of a pose.
>Rakeemspoon be like "I gotta add some high tops to that shit."
Does Bea have a bean in her crotch?
don't all women?
I have known women who have clits like micro wieners and women who's clits are so small they are terrified of of shaving because they think they will literally knick the thing off and bleed to death in outrageous pain.
SWSH is a garbage game with garbage Pokemon and garbage girls
Bea is sexy footbawd. The hottest part pf her are her delicious feet she proudly shows to everyone. She wants you to be seduced by her feet, that makes her happy. And she will enjoy all the foot stuff you will do to her. GameFreak should make more foot goddesses like bea.
Fungus is a sign of really bad foot hygiene. And Bea definitely cares about foot hygiene otherwise she wont proudly show her feet.
They have, it's just that they don't get much fanart showcasing them.
>that pic
NICE
Misty and Nessa are more likely to get fungus via athlete's foot. They spend a lot of time near pools.
If they wash feet often at least daily, they wont have fungus.
>GameFreak should make more foot goddesses like bea.
Some were relegated to spin-offs.
>Bank
>spin-off
Well, maybe that was quite the stretch, bank was like an "app" at that point.
I want some tan tomboy soles right now!
the wooden floorboards make it look like fumes in the thumbnail
I don't under why you would want that.
I know a girl like her at my gym but she's a Spanish girl and not black like Bea. We were cool until all of a sudden one day she just starts being an butthole to me. punching my back, slapping it while I'm about to do lat raises telling me with a snide remark "keep back straight motherfricker", kicking my legs so they buck, flicking me off from a distance, tackling me to the ground when we're doing sprint tag (basically sprint and catch person in front of you), pushes tire back during tire lifts.
If you think Women with low test is horrible. You should see women with high test. They're agressive as frick.
she wants you to frick her anon
She's kind of cute but when she started being rude to me is when I got turned the frick off. I mean have you guys ever lifted?
Where here's an example. She comes over to watch me, she grabs the plates and pushes down on them. And while I'm struggling she has this smile on her face..
I'm struggling and trying to get my lifts done and here comes this girl playing around pushing the bar against my neck making it hard to breathe. I lifted that bar so fricking fast I almost smacked her in the face and when she made crude chuckle I wanted to strangle the frick out of her. It's just not nice. I'm sick of it one day I'm going to smack her in the face for doing something reckless like that again.
I've met girls who've given me signals and liked me before? And they were nice and kind to me compliment me too.
Her? She makes fun of me constantly. She's rude. I don't like it one bit.
I don't think she likes me. She was kind to me before this for weeks. Then it was like a flip switched and she's pestering me.
what are you gay
I lift you idiot
So that's a yes.
so definitely gay then
you're not helping your case
I believe you Anon and sorry your gym partner is treating you like shit, you don’t deserve that. You’re a Chad that never skips Leg Day I bet. You’ll find the one who deserves you.
maybe he just prefers 2D gir-
nevermind
You said she's spanish. That's how it is here.
Every night, she fantasizes about you chokeslamming her into a wall and then fricking her brains out
>scientists are baffled by Test Subject Megagay, a straight man that is gayer than a pride festival
>if a girl does it it's good but if a guy does it it's attempted murder
kys simp
>Literally disregarding her culture to shit on her.
The guy is supposed to lightly bully her back to create trust. If she shows that she doesn't like it, then she is not into you. I dunno why you guys are being so culturally insensitive, but i guess this is why everyone hates each other in multi cultural settings. Nonody can be arsed to understand each other.
>>if a girl does it it's good but if a guy does it it's attempted murder
No one said it was "good". They are simply pointing out to you, that you need to learn to read signals like that, if you don't want to appear like a homosexual.
You literally had no issue pushing it up, so either a) you need to stop using b***h weights or b) you need to stop using b***h weights.
She’s autistic and thinks the only way she’ll get more attention from you is by being a dickhead. Obviously it’s working since you’re still thinking of her, but she doesn’t realize she’s only sticking in your mid because she’s being annoying as frick. Try conversing with her normally but do it more often and see if it’ll help her sexual frustration
I want to order a hitman on you just so he can teach you how not to be a homosexual before popping you
>I wanted to strangle her... one day I'm going smack her in the face...
She want's you to do both to her while beating the brakes off of her and calling her nasty cumbawd.
Dude, that's how women flirt over here. You're literally figuratively experiencing culture shock.
ANON YOU FRICKING DENSE moron SHE WANTS YOUR DICK
>not a copypasta
It's just as fake though.
Anon, do you smell a very very faint smell of sweet vinegar? If you do, you are smelling the scent of a human female in heat. Her eggs are DEMANDING sperm penetration. Commit to your manhood and give her the one Pokemon that all women get when fricking. The Vulvasore.
>tfw this anon is gonna spam this bait for another month or so before people catch on
>anime girl with dark skin
>black
>nessa isn't black
>bea isn't black
what are nessa and bea then
They're in Britland so they're Indians
Bea is a tan athletic gal
Bea is Asian, just tanned.
There are a lot more ethnic groups with naturally dark skin like hispanics, indians, arabs, and some asians.
>Arabs
>Hispanics
Anyone gonna tell him?
Bea is Korean. Nessa is Indian.
Nice roleplay moron
How does stuff like this happen? I must be the most repulsive motherfricker because no one interacts with me at all. It's like I don't exist. I don't really mind but it would be nice to have someone at least acknowledge me.
Haha very funny guys. Ignoring me because I wanted someone to acknowledge me. You can stop playing around now.
I am watching you with a piercing stare.
you fricking moron
I love Serena!
>short hair
yuck
YES.
I'll never want it enough to try.
remember, the more detailed a story is, the more likely it is that it's a LARP
Unironically WHERE in the world are there women who look as good as Bea? Do they even exist?
I live in Cali and back in my HS years, I knew a chick 2 years younger that looked like Kaolla Su. She was the grades goddess and was dating the Terachad of the school.
South america. Just make sure you meet their moms before you marry them to make sure they don't get fat.
You never do any of these things with her
imagine the fungus in your lungs
imagine the autopsy
>footjob from behind while kissing
based
this is the most devine sexual act in existence
Incorrect. That would be nursing handjob.
So what's the source of the recent popularity of brown girls among the gamers?
>recent
newbie detected.
Brown girls were never a thing until the very late 10s though.
I prefer the original
nakadashi youmuu
are these the kind of threads bio women cannot take part in?
I'm too lazy to pursue a relationship. I'm also too lazy too feel lonely. After I get home from work I don't feel the need to do anything.
25, never been with a girl. I think I could, it shouldn't really be that hard but like, I don't really know. Maybe it's been too long without? I dont have problems talking to girls, but I haven't ever pursued one, it's just talking to classmates in college. maybe I'm scared of rejection? It's probably the latter. I've gotten as far as making dating accounts, but I don't have any decent pictures to upload. I would like to be with a girl, just not pushing enough I guess
she could obliterate your nuts with a single kick
>expect cute pokegirls thread
>turns into another blogpost fest
homosexuals
>expecting a Pokemon thread to be good when there has never been a good Pokemon game
Lol
>have had a crush on a really athletic girl for the last six months
>she has a bf
At least I saw her cameltoe one time and a much darker crotch area after she got really sweaty. She also lifted me up once and that was the hottest thing that's happened in my pathetic life.
my best friends little sister looked like bea. she did martial arts and MMA and is now an EMT
tight body tighter pussy and she would grind her cervix on the tip of my dick till i filled her with cum.
sorry i prefer the white marital arts girl
I want Maylene to smoother me with her feet after Bea finishes smoothering me with her feet.
I've been blessed with Aspergers so I don't give a shit about this, I find it weird how much energy, time, money and effort normal people waste on a 5 second orgasm, isn't it easier to just use your hand?
Just get a fleshlight moronkun, the hand is for the weak.
I tried the fleshlight but it's kinda meh, I don't really feel all the shit it has inside it's just some pressure and some mild sucky sucky.
The succ and full benis enveloping is superior than just using your hand tho.
Yeah, a little bit, but I kinda prefer humping a pillow.
... the best way to use a fleshlight is by strapping it to a pillow and fricking it.
You just have to get the most out of it before you wash it, don't just coom.
>don't just coom.
dont assume youre better than me at jerking off
i edge for 4 hours every day, sometimes 8
Don't be insecure, man people get so defensive when is about sex stuff.
I pride myself on my masturbation skills
And that is why you need at least a fleshlight, but one of those fancy silicone sex dolls would be ideal.
I have onaholes
I do better with my hands
fricking casuals can't jerk off right ruining my vidya board
I want an onahole so I can trust into it instead of just sitting around.
just hump a pillow
or literally buy an onahole
even cheap chink 10$ ones aren't bad
its really not worth the hassle of washing it tohugh
She's not even best girl, which is Melony.
I don't get it
Name 1 good Pokemon game
bump
605780556 You arent real
What games have good tomboys?
2flat.
I’m touched someone would bother reposting my lazy edit, shame this turned into a bloghomosexual thread instead of Bea worship
also Bea
where can i go to meet new people, my workplace is not an option
>workplace is not an option
It's never an option and anyone that recommends that, is a woman.
I can hear it.