>youtubers shit on a game. >play it. >it's actually kino

>youtubers shit on a game
>play it
>it's actually kino

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i have not seen anyone shit talk this specially nowadays when morons pretend every game by from software is actually a hidden master piece that was misunderstood during release and not a shitty game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Every YouTube review shits on the game but it's actually just ninja god of war with a protagonist who occasionally uses Japanese words like "kuso" (shit) and has a homie partner 80s style telling him info over the radio. It's fun.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Otogi is a piece of shit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered scrub.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          lol

          Never played Otogi, is it good? Better than NB?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Its pure unfiltered kino and better but I don't know if you can play it on pc. Are Xbox emulators developed enough now?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Sort of, depends on the game. Morrowind still has broken water, for example.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Both Otogi games are great (I prefer the first).

            Fromsoft glazing has reached new levels, Ganker is now saying the sloppy ninja gaiden clone is kino

            Even a sloppy Ninja Gaiden clone is better than 99% of what passes for action games nowadays. Even the most mediocre action games from the PS2/3 era blow today's shit clear out of the water.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    shitty ninja gaiden clone that really shows how bad fromsoft is at action games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ninja Gaiden is a shitty Shinobi clone

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Shinobi is just shit.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        factually incorrect.
        shinobi is an arcade slasher, ninja gaiden is a full on hack and slasher.
        Shinobi is built around chaning kills unlike ninja gaiden, which is more like a 1v6 fighting game. Its segas arcade style of making games.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >ninja gaiden is a full on hack and slasher
          Ninja Gaiden is a Diablo clone? lol

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            shut up you pedantic moron.
            >buh, all games are rpgs cause you role play a character.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You're the one trying to differentiate action game subgenres by using a name of a completely different subgenre.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hope From revives Ninja Blade, because it's my favourite game they've made

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I love its B movie vibe. Pure cinema.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fromsoft glazing has reached new levels, Ganker is now saying the sloppy ninja gaiden clone is kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We need more DMC and Ninja Gaiden clones. Even if they're sloppy. ENOUGH of Souls clones.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Fromsoft glazing has reached new levels
      Semi-ironically sucking wiener is hilarious.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wait it was also released on windows? Why does it say it's only on Xbox then?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It inexplicably got a very quiet rerelease on Steam a few years ago, around the same time Bullet Witch and a few other C-list 360 games were getting the same.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    played the demo back in the day, it was fun

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lol I had no idea this was a from game, I played it as a child and it was a lot of fun, loved unlocking the extra armor skins like the white carapace one
    it's insane how low they have fallen, eldenshit is soulless compared to this kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's really charming honestly. The action is fun, love the dual katanas and spinning around.

      The REAL Sekiro for REAL Chads

      Yes.

      No. It's legitimately bad.

      It really isn't. I've gotten more enjoyment out of it than a lot of modern stuff.

      We need more DMC and Ninja Gaiden clones. Even if they're sloppy. ENOUGH of Souls clones.

      Agreed. I'm tired of souls. If they do make another I wish they'd go back to how DS1 OR DeS did it.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The REAL Sekiro for REAL Chads

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No. It's legitimately bad.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls 2
    Maybe not kino but still vastly better than what most people make it out to be.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      2 is better than 3. 3 is way too fricking linear, I hate it. That and everything feels like it has no weight.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        For real. In 3 I swear to god there were multiple times the game just bottlenecks you through certain bosses. Whereas in 2 you had like 4 different routes right off the bat that constantly split up and sure, they rarely converged back together but it felt grand.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You basically only have one path in 3, even if you kill the dancer you run into a dead end. It's just a huge slog to do the same levels in the same order every time. I lose all motivation to replay it and that's why I have the least time in the game compared to the rest of the series. In 2 you can start so many different builds right off the bat.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If they were to re-release this shit without QTE cutscenes I'd buy it.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on Shinobi/Nightshade PS2 games?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      good but gets repetative.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This was a bad game. If you wanted to talk about From Software kino, you'd be playing a real game.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like both. What now, cutie?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I remember playing this years ago way before From got popular and thinking it was amazing, only for Ganker to call me a homosexual with shit taste for liking a god of war clone.
    Never even imagined this was fom the Dark Souls guys.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They were fully correct because it's a shit game that resulted from someone at From thinking people unironically enjoy QTEs.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    there is going to be an indie title that takes over what shinobi and nightshade left off of.
    i knownit because it hasnt happened yet and the game play is really easy to mimic.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Good lord, how contrarian can you people get?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >People aren't allowed to enjoy B game kino

      Did you actually play the game or are you parroting youtube opinions? Because the game is definitely entertaining.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you're a borderline moronic normalgay who unironically enjoys qte's.

        Try using the other weapons, they're fun.

        [...]
        The QTEs are pure spectacle and the game doesn't punish you for failing them. I don't see how it's any different from god of war.

        >muh spectacle
        >pointless qte's
        God of war is a game you actually play, not just watch a cutscene that keeps asking you to press a button and headpats you for completing such a simple task. And the rare moments in ninja blade where you actually play the game are pretty fricking mediocre too.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You play the game constantly, it's not heavy rain. Confirmed for listening to some youtube Black person and not playing it yourself.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            watching a cutscene and sometimes pressing a button is not "playing the game constantly".

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You didn't play it. I bet you love Revengeance and that game has about the same ratio of cutscene to combat.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shockwaves the game is trash, that's a fact.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Try using the other weapons, they're fun.

      They were fully correct because it's a shit game that resulted from someone at From thinking people unironically enjoy QTEs.

      The QTEs are pure spectacle and the game doesn't punish you for failing them. I don't see how it's any different from god of war.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Elden ring come out
    >its a big hit
    >normies and zoomers start jumping onto the series because bandwagoning
    >they make the research about FROMSOFTS previous games
    >They find trash like that
    >they werent even playing games when that trash came out
    >"This underappreciated gem flew under everyones radar!"
    >Still havent even played the game but makes video to sound like they know wtf they are talking about

    I hate zoomers so much. They pretend to play old games just to speak fro a position of authority.
    No one lied that trash when it came out, hence why it performed poorly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bot post. You've never played it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ninja Blade mogs modern action games though. People that seethed at this game were only partially right. They were right about it being plagued by QTEs. They were wrong about everything else. It was too gamey and not mature enough. It was western journalists like IGN that hate "gamey" games and wanted to play Naughty Dog moviegames.

      The climate is different now. And based zoomers are counter culturing the movie trannies.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Games journalists shit on a game
    >Play it
    >It's actually kino

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This game always looked interesting. That homosexual Yahtzee didn't like it but he should be shot out of a canon anyway. What do you like about it bro?

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ninja blade fricking sucks. That doesn't mean it's not kino thoughever.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's firmly in B-game territory and that's why it's kino.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >watching youtubers

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I watch a lot of youtube. You think you're special for not doing that?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If Sonic 2006 is now considered an underrated gem then everything else can be kino.
    And if everything is kino you just have no taste

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >If Sonic 2006 is now considered an underrated gem
      It's not. Don't push it.

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