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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a rock?
    Anyway that +1% thing pisses me off on principle, so I'll use the bloody knife. I'll rob goblins with it. Or coerce sexual favors out of them. They won't even know it doesn't have a bonus on goblins, hehe.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can Rock be used as a projectile? And is that projectile finite? Can I swap that +1% damage to goblins, to gnomes?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a wizard, so I'll just take the one that sells for more.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >+1%
    >4 * 1.01 = 4.04
    >1-5 vs 2.02 - 4.04 vs goblins
    I'll take the poop dagger

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But the damage rounds up to the nearest whole. Didn't you read the wiki on the game engine? 🙂

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this doesn't make sense
      assuming even distribution, for 10 attacks:
      2 * 1 Dagger
      2 * 2 D
      2 * 3 D
      2 * 4 D
      2 * 5 D
      10 attacks =28 dmg

      3.33 * 2 Rock
      3.33 * 3 R
      3.33 * 4 R

      10 attacks = 29.97

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron
        missed the 2 from 2*1
        both are ~30

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    rock is better, more consistent

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im an edgelord so I take the sword any day

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's better from the dps perspective, 1-5 or 2-4?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why don't you use your brain cell and do the math

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to

        max damage ALWAYS the priority, Black person

        But you'll get tons of 1s as well

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >But you'll get tons of 1s as well
          that is why you farm 24/7 that one dungeon to get +0.01% crit chance increase.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      max damage ALWAYS the priority, Black person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the same

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same average but 1-5 might do a bit better on enemies with damage reduction.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      basically the same for long fights
      possibly better or worse for short fights

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sword, it looks cooler.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    exponential powercreep sucks, we need lateral powercreep. The sword should give attacks that have a much wider hitbox than the rock, but the rock gives you either armor or staggers the enemy much more easily

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sword is better.
    with a vague description like that you just know there's a lenghty wiki page for it explaining its busted effect.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously the rock. Consistency is always better especially with small numbers.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which is Health and which is Mana?
    >filename

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      HP top mana bottom
      cotton candy, grapefruit, cherry, strawberry [spoiler]rhubarb
      water, windshield wiper fluid, copper benzoate, copper sulfate pentahydrate[/spoiler]

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Average 2.5
    >Average 3 plus frick ups goblings
    Ezpc

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2.5

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >15/5 = 2.5

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Average 2.5

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many enemies are likely to be goblins, and how much windup does the sword have vs. the rock? without those answered there's no way to tell which is better.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i take dagger (a little bloody) and cast bless

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >casts Curse on your blessed unit
      Outplayed!

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does that rock look a like a used and discarded onahole?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the two scenarios are i'm either required to have the max damage from the knife or the min damage from the rock to kill something in the least amount of turns. i'd rather choose the latter because it doesn't rely on luck

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    % damage scaling much better than flat damage so I choose rock.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    could someone who's good at math say if the sword deals more overkill damage (wasted) than the rock on say a 10 hp enemy

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you rather do 10 at a 100% chance or 11 at a 90% chance?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If we're talking X-Com, 100%.
      Any other game, give me 90%.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      20 damage at 10% chance and savescum

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >basic math filters all of Ganker
    Rock is objectively better

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some games would be crippling to have a min damage of 1. Other games would be essential to have a max damage of 5.

    In a brand new game, going in blind, for me, it is the 2-4 weapon.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dagger, easy.
    What if you had an option between 1d5 damage weapon and a 1d3+1 damage weapon, which would you choose?

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on how much hp enemies have. Imagine if there's a lot of goblins in the game and they all have 2.02hp.

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