zoomer here. It's sad how much better Metroid Prime Remastered was than anything else that came out this year.

zoomer here. It's sad how much better Metroid Prime Remastered was than anything else that came out this year.

Samus might be my favorite female video game character, she's so cool.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >backtracking: the game

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Best games of 2023 were all remakes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes! 😀

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        funny how every single one of them is worse except for mario rpg and maybe kirby idk about advance wars since I never gave a frick about gba games

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice opinion
          meanwhile the world at large thinks you are wrong

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            the world at large is non functionally moronic and think movie shit is good
            who cares if a bunch of howling monkeys thinks the last of us resident evil edition is good

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              maybe it's you who are moronic. ever considered that possibility?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >uhmmm no you
                >Everyone can't be possibly wrong
                people thought the world was flat not so long ago

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                watch this

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry I don't watch smarmy redditors fart sniffing videos
                >uhmmmm aschukally everyone who disagrees with me is stupid but also I worship broadcasting television

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nintendie thinks his remakes are the exception

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            cool

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kirby was a straight upgrade
            Metroid and SMRPG were sidegrades
            Advance Wars were both downgrades
            RE: 4 was a downgrade
            idk about Dead Space, never played it or the remake

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          REmake 4 was improved in pretty much every way

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >improved in pretty much every way
            it's worse than re5
            kys

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wouldn't go that far, but it does neglect some fundamentals that made the original formula great, however to a good game in its own right

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              RE5 is the best OG action RE game though

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            pretty much but nostalgic homosexuals and redditors have to say no to save face

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you must not have played any other new games
    or must have not played metroid prime when it was actually relevant 20 years ago
    go play prime 2 if you liked it so much
    it's even better (i know that's harrd for your zoomer brain to believe)
    but im serious.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go play prime 2 if you liked it so much
      >it's even better
      better at getting you stuck in the dark world and having a shit prima guide that didn't explain how to get further

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do people brag about being moronic

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          because it's funny

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I beat this shit when I was 8-9 without a guide. Granted, I got my shit pushed in a lot. I've gotten more game overs from Prime 2 than any other metroid game and it's not even close.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he played the remaster
    you didn't even play the real game moron
    go play prime hack and come back

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomer here

    we already knew when you posted a pic of a switch game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      but Ganker keeps telling me it's all manchildren?
      make up your mind

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to the club!

    Have you played Dread?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I heard it was really bad.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        From fricking who?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers don't know who Samus is.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh brother the GC nostalgia millennial is here again...

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer here. I played this on OG hardware when I was a kid. Generations are stupid.
    t.26 year old.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do a Fortnite dance zoomie!

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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