that doesn't matter for fanart
he could be the alphaest of alphas and there should still be 34 of him in a small cheerleader's outfit like toon link's with his cheeks getting clapped while his mouth is gagged and arms tied behind him
this is not a mutually exclusive concept
>NOOOO I WANTED TO CHEESE THE GAME BY HAVING 6 ASSASSINS ITS NO FAIR
10 year old me could figure it was a mechanism aimed at having a team with a diverse skillset instead of a death spaming one.
Marche was right and based. You cannot ignore reality, it's not healthy, you're harming yourself eternally by living in fantasy land to cope with a temporary harm. You would be better by simply coming to terms with what is driving you to fantasy land. Marche was right
What gave fricking Mewt the right to drag everyone in his larp fantasy? I swear man, Marche haters haven’t actually played FFTA to see with their own eyes how irrevocably right Marche was.
It was Mewt who draged everyone into his fantasy world where he's a prince and everyone has to give him gifts, Marche just returns everyone back to their real lives.
There wasn't even a mission to show Marche at least attempting to find a way. Marche never even considered it. In the start there was no guarantee there was a way for Marche to go home. Marche just decided to look for one and the story naturally unfolded. But Marche never even thought whether or not there could be an option that pleased both sides.
It was Mewt who draged everyone into his fantasy world where he's a prince and everyone has to give him gifts, Marche just returns everyone back to their real lives.
It'd be one thing if this was like, a Persona 5 dream world where things are made better for everyone it reaches, but Mewt's fantasy is predicated on the parasitic destruction of everyone outside of his purview. There's a reason that Marche's army would sooner see their reality destroyed than live in Dream Ivalice.
There're strong implications that the people he dislikes are given horrible lives in Dream Ivalice with how there're zombies named after the bullies. The average citizen lives in constant fear, stuck between insane judgments by laws that change arbitrarily and greedy guilds which take whatever they want. Entire cities have become lawless zones, overrun by criminals who kill indiscriminately, and then there're monsters everywhere that no one is really handling. Dream Ivalice is more nightmarish than real Ivalice during its bloodiest wars and it's only thinly veiled behind the children's fairy tale setting.
Marche's argument does in fact boil down to "escapism bad" but he isn't saying you shouldn't have a reprive from your life, it's that everyone has problems and that you have a responsibility to live with them. He's as much benefitting from the dream world as the other kids becoming a beloved savior instead of an unappreciated neglected child but he's contrasted from the others by knowing the weight of responsibility. Also Doned isn't even actually a cripple which a lot of people forget. He due to recover from his condition.
This. Does nobody remember the law system and the implications it brings in regards to everyone's freedom, and how judges can just cheat the system for their own gain.
*ahem*
TOTAL LIZARD DEATH
KILL LIZARDS IN JAHDS. BEHEAD LIZARDS. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A LIZARD INTO THE CONCRETE. BLOWUP NEXT TO LIZARDS. CHARM LIZARDS TO KILL ITS TEAMMATES. SNITCH LIZARDS TO THE JUDGES. SEND LIZARDS TO SPROHM PRISON FOR LIFE. KILL LIZARDS AND CAST REVIVE ON IT TO KILL IT AGAIN 50 TIMES IN THE SAME BATTLE UNTIL IT BEGS FOR MERCY ON ITS KNEES. CAST ALL TOTEMAS ON A SINGLE LIZARD. KILL LIZARDS USING THE COMBO TO DEAL 999DMG ON A SINGLE LIZARD. CAST DELUGE ON A LIZARD THAT CAN'T SWIM. KILL LIZARDS USING ULTIMA CHARGE FROM A GUNNER 50 METERS AWAY WHILE THE LIZARD SLEEPS. CAST BAD BREATH ON A LIZARD WHEN ITS GOING ON A DATE. SLICE LIZARDS WITH TWO (2) KATANAS. CAST STOP ON A LIZARD TO KILL ALL ITS FAMILY WHILE IT WATCHES. CALL A LIZARD THE L WORD. BURN LIZARDS WITH FIRAGA. HUNT LIZARDS USING SKILL MADE FOR MONSTERS. CAPTURE LIZARDS SOUL FOR A MORPHER TO IMPERSONATE IT AND DANCE WEARING A PINK DRESS IN SPROHM. KILL A LIZARD TEAM IN A JAHD USING ROULETTE. STEAL A LIZARD'S WILL TO LIVE.
Marche is the greatest character ever conceived in gaming history, lesser minded plebs are making sure we will discuss his complex actions for decades to come.
I'm about to escape into some cheap liquor and pray that God doesn't let it kill me. Recently been getting sharp pains in my chest and sides whilst drinking
When was it that FFTA threads started siding with Marche so much anyways? I remember that the "Marche is the villain" interpretation used to be much more popular, but these days people seem to mostly be on his side.
>FFT just has Ramza and no female option >He has the stat bonuses of both males and females >Only male in the game to learn Ultima
Fujo's and Fundashi's the answer Fujo/Fundashi's
ITS ESCAPISM ITS NOT HEALTHY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why he so cheeked up
frfr tactic boy cake got me bricked up sheesh
better yet why hasn't anyone drawn 34 of his cheeks being clapped hard
Because there isn't anyone in the game who cucked him in any sort of way. Marche is unironically the alpha in the game
that doesn't matter for fanart
he could be the alphaest of alphas and there should still be 34 of him in a small cheerleader's outfit like toon link's with his cheeks getting clapped while his mouth is gagged and arms tied behind him
this is not a mutually exclusive concept
Yeah that's why we have fan art of Guts, Kenshiro, Broly and Kratos being anally raped.
>Guts
>Fan art
exactly
and in official art
Yeah I know they exist...Mostly because series with manly man tend to attract homos....Also Guts, lol
There's one of him getting fricked by a bangaa I'm sure.
More like what the frick is wrong with his arms and legs
Legs are fine, arms are deviant art tier
Having half of a calve is fine???
It looks unique and better than most legs in One Piece
Yeah I guess.
You don't like Popeye?
P5R 3rd semester?
Qrd?
Why doesn't he get as laughed at for his pizza cuter sword as tactics A2 guy
That weapon is really cool, you act like you've never seen a web weapon before.
He used to get memed on constantly for his horrible character design, but nu-Ganker thinks his weapon is cool for some reason.
Because A2 guy is somehow worse than pizza cutter sword and dime knees.
> YOU USED LIGHTNING? B-B-BUT ITS CLEARLY AGAINST THE RULES IN THIS BATTLE! GO TO JAIL!
gay as frick
frick this game
It should've been a game mode relegated to certain areas of the map just like how jagd areas are the only places you can die
No. It should had been the other way around where most areas are Jagd zones so you respect the law more.
But laws are mostly irrelevant, if the game was all Jagd it'd be too hard for the target audience.
Maybe you shouldn't break the law like a fricking Lizard
I am permanently reducing your speed by 6 do not do it again you little shit
>NOOOO I WANTED TO CHEESE THE GAME BY HAVING 6 ASSASSINS ITS NO FAIR
10 year old me could figure it was a mechanism aimed at having a team with a diverse skillset instead of a death spaming one.
On your first playthrough you won't even know how to get assassin's that early to where you could cheese
They should've made fun areas with laws like only women can fight or a certain race
Marche was right and based. You cannot ignore reality, it's not healthy, you're harming yourself eternally by living in fantasy land to cope with a temporary harm. You would be better by simply coming to terms with what is driving you to fantasy land. Marche was right
Okay but what gave Marche the right to drag everyone else into his philosophy.
What gave fricking Mewt the right to drag everyone in his larp fantasy? I swear man, Marche haters haven’t actually played FFTA to see with their own eyes how irrevocably right Marche was.
Marche never attempted a solution for both sides
There was no solution from both sides, that’s literally coping, Marche was right, Mewt was wrong, Doned was confused and Ries was daydreaming.
There wasn't even a mission to show Marche at least attempting to find a way. Marche never even considered it. In the start there was no guarantee there was a way for Marche to go home. Marche just decided to look for one and the story naturally unfolded. But Marche never even thought whether or not there could be an option that pleased both sides.
It was Mewt who draged everyone into his fantasy world where he's a prince and everyone has to give him gifts, Marche just returns everyone back to their real lives.
It'd be one thing if this was like, a Persona 5 dream world where things are made better for everyone it reaches, but Mewt's fantasy is predicated on the parasitic destruction of everyone outside of his purview. There's a reason that Marche's army would sooner see their reality destroyed than live in Dream Ivalice.
There're strong implications that the people he dislikes are given horrible lives in Dream Ivalice with how there're zombies named after the bullies. The average citizen lives in constant fear, stuck between insane judgments by laws that change arbitrarily and greedy guilds which take whatever they want. Entire cities have become lawless zones, overrun by criminals who kill indiscriminately, and then there're monsters everywhere that no one is really handling. Dream Ivalice is more nightmarish than real Ivalice during its bloodiest wars and it's only thinly veiled behind the children's fairy tale setting.
Marche's argument does in fact boil down to "escapism bad" but he isn't saying you shouldn't have a reprive from your life, it's that everyone has problems and that you have a responsibility to live with them. He's as much benefitting from the dream world as the other kids becoming a beloved savior instead of an unappreciated neglected child but he's contrasted from the others by knowing the weight of responsibility. Also Doned isn't even actually a cripple which a lot of people forget. He due to recover from his condition.
This. Does nobody remember the law system and the implications it brings in regards to everyone's freedom, and how judges can just cheat the system for their own gain.
>you cannot ignore reality
>it's escapism
>sends homosexual back to reality while Marche remains and has fun
Frick off
Trolled
>Just go back to being a cripple you drama queen.
Wow Marche is an butthole.
>Just go back to being the sibling who got all the special treatment from our parents, who force me to babysit you 24/7
Yes
What game?
PIZZA CUTTER
*ahem*
TOTAL LIZARD DEATH
KILL LIZARDS IN JAHDS. BEHEAD LIZARDS. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A LIZARD INTO THE CONCRETE. BLOWUP NEXT TO LIZARDS. CHARM LIZARDS TO KILL ITS TEAMMATES. SNITCH LIZARDS TO THE JUDGES. SEND LIZARDS TO SPROHM PRISON FOR LIFE. KILL LIZARDS AND CAST REVIVE ON IT TO KILL IT AGAIN 50 TIMES IN THE SAME BATTLE UNTIL IT BEGS FOR MERCY ON ITS KNEES. CAST ALL TOTEMAS ON A SINGLE LIZARD. KILL LIZARDS USING THE COMBO TO DEAL 999DMG ON A SINGLE LIZARD. CAST DELUGE ON A LIZARD THAT CAN'T SWIM. KILL LIZARDS USING ULTIMA CHARGE FROM A GUNNER 50 METERS AWAY WHILE THE LIZARD SLEEPS. CAST BAD BREATH ON A LIZARD WHEN ITS GOING ON A DATE. SLICE LIZARDS WITH TWO (2) KATANAS. CAST STOP ON A LIZARD TO KILL ALL ITS FAMILY WHILE IT WATCHES. CALL A LIZARD THE L WORD. BURN LIZARDS WITH FIRAGA. HUNT LIZARDS USING SKILL MADE FOR MONSTERS. CAPTURE LIZARDS SOUL FOR A MORPHER TO IMPERSONATE IT AND DANCE WEARING A PINK DRESS IN SPROHM. KILL A LIZARD TEAM IN A JAHD USING ROULETTE. STEAL A LIZARD'S WILL TO LIVE.
Ah, Ganker's archnemesis...
>
Stop being a homosexual, Mewt.
Marche was right.
>True maturity and righteousness
Fix’d
Marche is the greatest character ever conceived in gaming history, lesser minded plebs are making sure we will discuss his complex actions for decades to come.
Marche the type of homie that would deadname you no matter how much you asked him to stop
Marche was 100% in the right.
No matter how much we try, we can't escape our problems, they won't magically disapear either.
Shut the frick up, I don't have to think about or suffer back pain in here.
I'm about to escape into some cheap liquor and pray that God doesn't let it kill me. Recently been getting sharp pains in my chest and sides whilst drinking
Nice, classic.
When was it that FFTA threads started siding with Marche so much anyways? I remember that the "Marche is the villain" interpretation used to be much more popular, but these days people seem to mostly be on his side.
We found the true translation aka the truth
It’s just modern contrarianism
They weren't conditioned by Red/Blue Rescue Team
it's when they saw how cute his butt was
You just had this on your phone?
God I wish Ivalice was real so I could get in a bisexual sandwich with a shota hume and a Moogle
why couldn't Marche be a girl?
>FFT just has Ramza and no female option
>He has the stat bonuses of both males and females
>Only male in the game to learn Ultima
Fujo's and Fundashi's the answer Fujo/Fundashi's
is he the most controversial jarpig protag ever?
Marche was right!