Zoomies will never know true evil

Zoomies will never know true evil

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITS ESCAPISM ITS NOT HEALTHY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why he so cheeked up

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      frfr tactic boy cake got me bricked up sheesh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      better yet why hasn't anyone drawn 34 of his cheeks being clapped hard

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because there isn't anyone in the game who cucked him in any sort of way. Marche is unironically the alpha in the game

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          that doesn't matter for fanart
          he could be the alphaest of alphas and there should still be 34 of him in a small cheerleader's outfit like toon link's with his cheeks getting clapped while his mouth is gagged and arms tied behind him
          this is not a mutually exclusive concept

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's why we have fan art of Guts, Kenshiro, Broly and Kratos being anally raped.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Guts
              >Fan art

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              exactly
              and in official art

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I know they exist...Mostly because series with manly man tend to attract homos....Also Guts, lol

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's one of him getting fricked by a bangaa I'm sure.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like what the frick is wrong with his arms and legs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Legs are fine, arms are deviant art tier

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Having half of a calve is fine???

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It looks unique and better than most legs in One Piece

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I guess.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't like Popeye?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    P5R 3rd semester?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Qrd?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't he get as laughed at for his pizza cuter sword as tactics A2 guy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That weapon is really cool, you act like you've never seen a web weapon before.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He used to get memed on constantly for his horrible character design, but nu-Ganker thinks his weapon is cool for some reason.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because A2 guy is somehow worse than pizza cutter sword and dime knees.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > YOU USED LIGHTNING? B-B-BUT ITS CLEARLY AGAINST THE RULES IN THIS BATTLE! GO TO JAIL!
    gay as frick
    frick this game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It should've been a game mode relegated to certain areas of the map just like how jagd areas are the only places you can die

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. It should had been the other way around where most areas are Jagd zones so you respect the law more.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          But laws are mostly irrelevant, if the game was all Jagd it'd be too hard for the target audience.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you shouldn't break the law like a fricking Lizard
      I am permanently reducing your speed by 6 do not do it again you little shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO I WANTED TO CHEESE THE GAME BY HAVING 6 ASSASSINS ITS NO FAIR
      10 year old me could figure it was a mechanism aimed at having a team with a diverse skillset instead of a death spaming one.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        On your first playthrough you won't even know how to get assassin's that early to where you could cheese

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should've made fun areas with laws like only women can fight or a certain race

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marche was right and based. You cannot ignore reality, it's not healthy, you're harming yourself eternally by living in fantasy land to cope with a temporary harm. You would be better by simply coming to terms with what is driving you to fantasy land. Marche was right

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but what gave Marche the right to drag everyone else into his philosophy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What gave fricking Mewt the right to drag everyone in his larp fantasy? I swear man, Marche haters haven’t actually played FFTA to see with their own eyes how irrevocably right Marche was.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was Mewt who draged everyone into his fantasy world where he's a prince and everyone has to give him gifts, Marche just returns everyone back to their real lives.

          Marche never attempted a solution for both sides

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There was no solution from both sides, that’s literally coping, Marche was right, Mewt was wrong, Doned was confused and Ries was daydreaming.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              There wasn't even a mission to show Marche at least attempting to find a way. Marche never even considered it. In the start there was no guarantee there was a way for Marche to go home. Marche just decided to look for one and the story naturally unfolded. But Marche never even thought whether or not there could be an option that pleased both sides.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was Mewt who draged everyone into his fantasy world where he's a prince and everyone has to give him gifts, Marche just returns everyone back to their real lives.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It'd be one thing if this was like, a Persona 5 dream world where things are made better for everyone it reaches, but Mewt's fantasy is predicated on the parasitic destruction of everyone outside of his purview. There's a reason that Marche's army would sooner see their reality destroyed than live in Dream Ivalice.

        There're strong implications that the people he dislikes are given horrible lives in Dream Ivalice with how there're zombies named after the bullies. The average citizen lives in constant fear, stuck between insane judgments by laws that change arbitrarily and greedy guilds which take whatever they want. Entire cities have become lawless zones, overrun by criminals who kill indiscriminately, and then there're monsters everywhere that no one is really handling. Dream Ivalice is more nightmarish than real Ivalice during its bloodiest wars and it's only thinly veiled behind the children's fairy tale setting.

        Marche's argument does in fact boil down to "escapism bad" but he isn't saying you shouldn't have a reprive from your life, it's that everyone has problems and that you have a responsibility to live with them. He's as much benefitting from the dream world as the other kids becoming a beloved savior instead of an unappreciated neglected child but he's contrasted from the others by knowing the weight of responsibility. Also Doned isn't even actually a cripple which a lot of people forget. He due to recover from his condition.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Does nobody remember the law system and the implications it brings in regards to everyone's freedom, and how judges can just cheat the system for their own gain.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you cannot ignore reality
      >it's escapism
      >sends homosexual back to reality while Marche remains and has fun
      Frick off

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trolled

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just go back to being a cripple you drama queen.
      Wow Marche is an butthole.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just go back to being the sibling who got all the special treatment from our parents, who force me to babysit you 24/7
        Yes

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What game?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    PIZZA CUTTER

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    *ahem*
    TOTAL LIZARD DEATH
    KILL LIZARDS IN JAHDS. BEHEAD LIZARDS. ROUNDHOUSE KICK A LIZARD INTO THE CONCRETE. BLOWUP NEXT TO LIZARDS. CHARM LIZARDS TO KILL ITS TEAMMATES. SNITCH LIZARDS TO THE JUDGES. SEND LIZARDS TO SPROHM PRISON FOR LIFE. KILL LIZARDS AND CAST REVIVE ON IT TO KILL IT AGAIN 50 TIMES IN THE SAME BATTLE UNTIL IT BEGS FOR MERCY ON ITS KNEES. CAST ALL TOTEMAS ON A SINGLE LIZARD. KILL LIZARDS USING THE COMBO TO DEAL 999DMG ON A SINGLE LIZARD. CAST DELUGE ON A LIZARD THAT CAN'T SWIM. KILL LIZARDS USING ULTIMA CHARGE FROM A GUNNER 50 METERS AWAY WHILE THE LIZARD SLEEPS. CAST BAD BREATH ON A LIZARD WHEN ITS GOING ON A DATE. SLICE LIZARDS WITH TWO (2) KATANAS. CAST STOP ON A LIZARD TO KILL ALL ITS FAMILY WHILE IT WATCHES. CALL A LIZARD THE L WORD. BURN LIZARDS WITH FIRAGA. HUNT LIZARDS USING SKILL MADE FOR MONSTERS. CAPTURE LIZARDS SOUL FOR A MORPHER TO IMPERSONATE IT AND DANCE WEARING A PINK DRESS IN SPROHM. KILL A LIZARD TEAM IN A JAHD USING ROULETTE. STEAL A LIZARD'S WILL TO LIVE.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah, Ganker's archnemesis...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop being a homosexual, Mewt.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marche was right.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >True maturity and righteousness
    Fix’d

    Marche is the greatest character ever conceived in gaming history, lesser minded plebs are making sure we will discuss his complex actions for decades to come.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marche the type of homie that would deadname you no matter how much you asked him to stop

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marche was 100% in the right.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No matter how much we try, we can't escape our problems, they won't magically disapear either.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up, I don't have to think about or suffer back pain in here.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about to escape into some cheap liquor and pray that God doesn't let it kill me. Recently been getting sharp pains in my chest and sides whilst drinking

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, classic.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When was it that FFTA threads started siding with Marche so much anyways? I remember that the "Marche is the villain" interpretation used to be much more popular, but these days people seem to mostly be on his side.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We found the true translation aka the truth

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just modern contrarianism

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They weren't conditioned by Red/Blue Rescue Team

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's when they saw how cute his butt was

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just had this on your phone?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish Ivalice was real so I could get in a bisexual sandwich with a shota hume and a Moogle

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        why couldn't Marche be a girl?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >FFT just has Ramza and no female option
          >He has the stat bonuses of both males and females
          >Only male in the game to learn Ultima
          Fujo's and Fundashi's the answer Fujo/Fundashi's

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is he the most controversial jarpig protag ever?

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marche was right!

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