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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    cope bug fricker, it's GOTY 2021

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Replay value alone is worth it.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im going to replay it over 100 times.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    why don't zoomzooms replay games?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      i do when they're good,this however is on par with fusion so i'm never coming back

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fusion is the best metroid game though.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Premium experience

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1 hour = $10
    Go play some Dragon quest so you'll have 100+ hours of grinding

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metroid is a shit series. It inspired better games to be made.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    i've pirated games with lower prices and higher playtimes, the "value" doesn't really matter to me.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah this, if a game is bad and too long not only it takes my money, it's also stealing my time because I have this moronic notion that I have to finish the games I buy.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 hour = 0$

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nincels will defend a 1 minute game sold for $1000 as long as it's by their lord and savior, Nintendy.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    So just beat it, does hard mode change anything besides how much damage enemies deal/how much HP they have?
    Also lmao the last armor for the escape sequence is ugly as sin.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished my first save, easily my goty. i like exploring

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Black person left the game on just to shill and pretend the game is longer than 7 hours

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with that? It's pretty standard for a series that can be 100%'d in typically under 2 hours

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah i don't buy short games at full price hell even 30 would be pushing it. Gonna just pirate it and play in 4k on ryujinx, frick it.

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    more samus/metroid porn = priceless

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bravo to your fresh new take on a thread we already had like 20 times already

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s $10 but it’s so worth it bro. It’s about the memories not the game itself.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually more, the game is 3 hours for people that are familiar with Metroid and Metroidvanias, first playthrough takes about 3 hours, a anon posted it, so yeah

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamn poorgays are so annoying. The only complaint I hear from you is that it's too expensive. Get a fricking job

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I spent 60 bucks on food today. That amount of money is fricking nothing

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    0 games = $1,000

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Returnal is a better game than Dread but it's really close, both are great.

  22. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    How come some genres just take fricking forever to develop a game for, like action games, only for the product to last 8h, while other games easily offer 3x to 4x the gameplay time. And with no time wasted either.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Name one game with a 32 hour play time where no time is wasted so we can all laugh at you for being moronic

  23. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I went to the grocery store today and a single red onion was five fricking dollars. I think we have it pretty good gamerbros...

  24. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just stick with fortnite homosexual

  25. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO DOOMER SNOY SISTERS, WE CANT SHITPOST ABOUT JOURNO SCORES NOW!! THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH US NOOOOOO NOT THE HECKING REVEWRINOS!!!

  26. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    1 hour = $15

  27. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN
    I can't even be mad at you, morons still respond including me

  28. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can we raise some money for OP so he can finally enjoy this game? He's clearly too poor and this is a cry for help

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