>10 minute long cutscene. >hold left stick forward for 5 minutes. >20 minute long cutscene

>10 minute long cutscene
>hold left stick forward for 5 minutes
>20 minute long cutscene
>15 minute long tutorial to learn square=attack
>30 minute long cutscene
>hold left stick forward for 8 minutes, sometimes turn
>full feature length film
>QTEs in the year 2015+8
>baby difficulty boss fight
>repeat
However - the production value, beautiful animations and colors are top tier. Characters are better than expected.
Combat is still genuinely very enjoyable with the big variety of moves/combos and the snappy animations that make it just fun to press buttons, even though you can't ever lose.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You typed all that just to say it's a good game?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, it's a shit game made for morons and I'll be using it as a standard filter to know if someone's taste is shit.
      I will not be playing it and I'm actively rooting for its failure.
      But I didn't want to deny/hide that the animations blew me away and single-handedly carry this hot pile of garbage to even being worthy of discussion.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        maximum overcope

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hahaha
        Do not open btw, you might develop another aneurysm

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    keep spamming these negative threads
    its just giving the game more attention

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Negative threads about FFXVI are an organized shill campaign mad about the lack of POC

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They like their Black folk extra Black, apparently, since there are some brownish people in the game already.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No there isnt you fricking inbred racist

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You must be more inbred than me cause you're clearly both moronic and colorblind.

            The bawd that keeps records of the ATL is what color, pray tell? Looks very sand Black persony to me.

            Pls whitewash her on photoshop to prove me wrong now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, remember when kotaku spammed the most moronic of articles such as
        >like holy heckin cow I cannot believe ffxvi makes you walk through crevices to load assets this is such a hack job
        Like every game doesn’t do that shit

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plays the start (tutorial) of a heavily story driven game
    >complains it's easy and story driven

    My dudebro, I get you're invalid, but you could at least TRY not making your own point invalid yourself? Please?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you just realizing Final Fantasy is a series of story driven movie games?

      >story-driven
      No.
      Undertale, Witcher, VTM:B, TLOU, RE - That's story-driven.
      Games like Yakuza are already is dancing on the edge of too much movie.
      FF is taking it WAY too far. This is not a story-driven game.

      Might as well watch Breaking Bad while I occasionally press random buttons on a disconnected controller and say "I did it" when Walter wins in the end.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You... DO realise the demo is the start of the game so OBVIOUSLY it's going to be extra heavy on cutscenes and exposition... Right?

        You're not actually THAT stupid, right?

        Please confirm, cause if not I may just become a millionaire by having found both the missing link between ape and man AND the first humanoid being with Antarctica temperature IQ.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No game, at no point, no matter what, should EVER make you watch OVER an HOUR of cutscenes before letting you play.
          Also, I'm guessing you're only here because r/gayming is shut down in protest but you don't have to space 2 lines to go down a line here.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >clearly has never played other FFs, Metal Gear Solid etc.

            Okay buddy, I didn't realise you had a lobotomy. My bad, I'll let you carry on drooling on the floor there, have fun!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's definitely not over an hour. My PS5 clocked me in at 52 minutes for the whole demo.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most Square games have solid hour long cutscenes or "tutorials" before you're allowed to do anything, nevermind other cinematic games

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't even know what you're talking about. Take you meds.

    • 11 months ago
      Deany

      Story driven?

      You call THAT a story? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      Deany, out.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never understood why people enjoy Final fantasy. if you give ff fans any good critique they just say "i-its just your opinion" without ever defending their game.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about any of that. I just want to see some hot sexy scenes. Hopefully some brother sister incest.

    I can say what I want on here. i don't fricking care.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you just realizing Final Fantasy is a series of story driven movie games?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the spoilers for this dogshit? I want to spam them and make cultists seethe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just spam that Benedikta dies after the boss fight or the fact that she goes Garuda becomes she was threatened with a rape and that triggered her rape PTSD.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But how do you know it's dogshit? You sound emotional. Not fact based, just feefees. Why can't you let people be happy?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you tendies so obsessed with other games?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Demo was very bad yes. But if people get memed into it, then we will get funny threads so...either way it will be funny.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barry status?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like it'll fit right in with the other movies on that Gaystation

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, you'll get to play it in 2/3 years too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only value this dogshit game has is the story. MAYBE. Watching it on youtube is more than enough.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This board is for people who shill for corporations because, certainly, they don't have money enough to pay for ads on this website it seems, they do it for free, like the jannies.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DMC tards are already doing 2 min long combo vids….

    Why are these morons like this this?!?!?!

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek benedikta dies after we fight her cause she almost gets raped and triggers her ptsd. Clive beats the shit out of her so much that she’s just a mangled corpse by the end and cid sends her head to Hugo. feminists will not like this game kek

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This game will get absolutely annihilated lmao. Glad i cancelled my preorder

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Benedikta Harman:
    >Former rape victim
    >prostitute who fricks powerful men for clout
    >Beaten up and powers stolen by Clive (Chad)
    >goes full schizo as she's now useless to Barnabas (Chad)
    >Bandits slaughter her soldiers
    >Try to rape her
    >PTSD triggers and goes full Garuda
    >Gets killed and corpse mangled by Ifrit (Chad)
    >Head cut off and sent to Hugo (Simp) by Cid (Chad)

    Lads, why does Yoshi-P hate prostitutes so much?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure how many tutorials I can take anymore.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They took inspiration from Kojima

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But enough about God of War ragnorok( which has 10x better combat btw)

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