10 Minutes of Mario Wonder Gameplay

You can hear a bunch of Mario lines with the new voice actor in this.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick still care about mario?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it's either Mario Bros 18
      Demon Souls 8
      or fallout 9 at this point

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget Starfield 1, fellow poster!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He already said Fallout 9.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Balding 40 year old manchildren. Kids today don't give a shit about bing bing wahoo.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kids fricking love Mario. Please don't be moronic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and?

        Let the snot nosed brats have their Fortnites and Tiktoks, I'll be over here having fun playing Bing Bing Wahoo until the heat death of the universe.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally the most famous game character

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone does, moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        mario if he real

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        mario if he real

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        mario if he real

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        mario if he real

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i haven't cared about a main line mario game since 64.
      i played galaxy a little. i played new a little. both were uninteresting.
      this one actually looks fun.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being such a disconnected social outcast that you don't like mario

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Like wtf seriously? I thought Mario was generally the most agreeable vidya character. Even people who play video games think Mario rules.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 99% sure that's Martinet. This may just be his last game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already confirmed it's the replacement(s) in Wonder.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        There gonna be using archive audio for all time. The new VA is just for the 1 new line mario gets per 5 years.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it kinda shady how they refuse to show a single level from start to end

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's going to be a piss poor easy game

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All voice lines compiled:

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      New Luigi is better and gives off the younger bro vibe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      mario sounds like shit
      luigi sounds like a homosexual as usual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Voices are a bit higher but they capture them pretty well.
      They picked a good successor.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      not great, but it beats martinet's late performances sounding like he might croak any minute

    • 9 months ago
      Moose

      Luigi sounds more or less identical, Mario sounds kinda...out of focus? I don't know how to describe it, he just doesn't have as much presence in some of the delivery compared to Luigi who sounds fine.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that annoying fricking BOUNCE sound every time he jumps
    jesus christ, why? That's going to be so fricking ear-destroying over the course of the game.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those flowers are annoying c**tS!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was the thought process behind adding those voiceline flowers?

      Jesus fricking christ, that Flower better be mutable

      Please tell me there's a way to mute the flowers.

      stop being anti social

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah because all my friends make quippy comments at all times

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe if you had actual friends

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern Nintendo are so fricking soulless holy shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is this soulless?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the wall grab was soulless for a 2d mario, but I wasn’t going to say so because I haven’t played nintendo in so long, maybe he does it all the time now.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY
    HEY
    HI
    WOAH
    What's that~?
    BYE BYE

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ice world AGAIN
    >Fire world AGAIN
    >Grass world AGAIN
    >Water world AGAIN
    >Cloud world AGAIN
    Frick, this was the perfect opportunity to get rid of greasy NSMB holdovers like this shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No Techno world
      >No Sweet world
      >No Swamp world
      >No Circus world
      >No Wild West world
      >No Medieval world
      >No Spooky world

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario has done all of those themes before.

        Also there's literally no difference between wild west and desert.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario has done all of those themes before.

        Also there's literally no difference between wild west and desert.

        >cowboys
        >little settlements
        >shootouts
        >horses
        >obligatory canteen scene
        C'mon anon
        it's like comparing Sonic 3's Desert zone to Mania's Saloon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did you want instead?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon there's more visual and mechanical variety in what we've seen so far than there's been in every other 2D Mario combined

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see it. The world themes might be fairly typical for a platfomer, but the execution stands out. Shining Falls is a waterfalls world made of weird geometric ruins. The desert world is half covered by a giant fortress. The forest world seems to have you descending into a creek finding progressively more poison and mushrooms. Even the fire world is made of the remnants of huge plants burned by the lava.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also the levels reflect well the places you see in the world map. At the start of the first level you can see the Mushroom Kingdom beyond the sea. When you progressively move from the plains to the hills and mountains the backgrounds change accordingly. Seems like there won't be blatant palette swaps levels.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forced soul? More like forced flop
    Starfield won

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf he turns into an elephant? What weird shit, but I guess tendies gobble this up. I’ve never cared for mario going all the way back to nes.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the thought process behind adding those voiceline flowers?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kids these days don’t have inner voice so they need to be supplemented. It’s why tiktok videos have disembodied talking heads in all of them

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        tiktok videos have disembodied talking heads in all of them because kids these days do all their socializing through a box and humans need to socialize or they go insane

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      mario maker comments

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >same generic world themes
    god why thats so fricking dumb just do actual original themes for the 2D games for fricking once

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WOWIE ZOWIE

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus fricking christ, that Flower better be mutable

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the flower cocaine? why does it make the world groovy

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >9:40

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because there's no points. Points were always a moronic concept in Mario. They never did anything.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad they got rid of points but I'm sad they got rid of the time limit. Most people didn't liked it but I enjoyed the fact that I shouldn't waste my time and when the little tune of "Oh shit the time is running out" comes up it urges you to go fast.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Visual design is nice, but I'm not liking the sound design.
    >Flowers speaking to you every few seconds
    >That fricking jump sound
    >Playing online means a ton of ghosts of players that make constant noises

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bitches love a facial.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That jump sound is infuriating what the frick?
    I don't remember other games doing this

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WELL... THAT JUST HAPPENED

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This legitimately feels like a gen alpha feature. It's so unnecessary but also so specifically evocative of modern meta commentary.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Needs a live chat to make players feel extra validated.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This legitimately feels like a gen alpha feature. It's so unnecessary but also so specifically evocative of modern meta commentary.

          >If you die near a flower she says BRUH IT'S OVER
          >When you beat this segment you died on he says POGGERS WE SO BACK

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will people really play this in 10-20 years?

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario just cums onto unsuspecting flower girls
    What the frick?

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if they'll mark the levels if you didn't beat it as a normal character.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe NSMBU marked levels cleared by only Nabbit as purple, so probably.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for telling me anon, I'm a Wii U chad myself.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just can't play this, I'm not a 5 yr old

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luigi sounds awful

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me there's a way to mute the flowers.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    soulless slop. mario is OVER

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no issues with the Mario but that Luigi is actually very bad.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    somehow looks incredibly busy for what should be a simple platformer

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nabbit already had a new voice in U Deluxe
    >gets another new voice and went to sounding like Toad
    >just like Kamek did
    They seriously need to stop doing raspy shrill voices in Nintendo.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another bowser storyline

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a mobile game

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    His new voice is much much better. It's clear Nintendo doesn't want Mario to sound like a castrated eunuch any more.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel second hand embarrassment watching this shit. I sure hope no one over the age of 13 wants to play that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      do you like kirby games and think they are mature by any chance?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So tell us about your adult videogames

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's probably gonna mention some entry level baby shit like Touhou or Street Fighter

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont play this frickin crap for the plot so Im not going to watch 10 of things Id rather see for myself while playing. Have self control.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can definitely tell its one of those "Why cant metroid crawl" level of "game journalists" playing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get the complaints with the jump sound, it sounds like an HD version of the ones from the NES games. On the other hand, the more gameplay footage I saw the more obnoxious the color commentary from the flowers and voice lines from ghost players got. People say the visual design is forced but I'm finding the sound design is actually way too much and the flowers are shaping up to be the worst part of the game, they better add options to mute that shit.

      >that "subtle" cut to easy mode character in the same spot in the same level

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    shut it off as soon as i heard the music. why the frick do they keep doing this shit.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    /WOWEEZOWEE/ bros, where we at?!

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My god the people playing really do suck, like holy casual. We'll have to wait till we get the game into "Stream personality's" hands before we see what the game can really do.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Japan, known for the eternal VA, let go one of the biggest names for one of their most iconic characters of all time
    honestly kinda weird
    this one isn't really up to snuff imo - the "wowie zowie" was kinda close but their "it's-a me" is straight-up trash even compared to Martinet's strained old Mario

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, Mario genuinely does not sound good. Luigi sounds okay.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it IS an American VA. Charles is no different than any other American VA. Maybe slightly popular in their media's circles, but not a celebrity. You wouldn't recognize him on the street.

      Obviously very different from Jap VAs, who are on par with, if not greater than their traditional media celebrities.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people pretending this is any different from the "NEW" Super Mario Bros. series?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are many actually new things about this game with even more additional content that the "New" series WISH it had

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You might as well say it's no different than the very first Super Mario Bros.

      Yes, the 2D games are Aaaaall going to be very similar to each other. Mario's platforming is very simple and consistent, has been for years. And its enjoyable for literally anyone, sweats or babies, and everything inbetween.

      I don't get why people want them to try and radically re-invent the wheel here. Like, what more do you want from a platformer.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish you could play online but without revives and item sharing. Would have been incredible.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Online Race could have been fun but without the ability to grief then there's not much point is it? Like if you bump into something then chances are you're pretty much fricked and won't be able to win.
    Pretty sure this "Player Shadow" thing was done to stop griefing even tho that's one of the most fun things to do in games like these

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    when does Bowser say wowie zowie, right in the fire balls?

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhh mandate sisters? are we free?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      all that we needed was the soul of both Mario RPGs and 9 years of gestation to break free

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      forced mandate break

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No because that's not a Toad, it's an entirely new race.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      3d world had those fairy things that only appeared like one more time in that shitty wii u tennis game. These will suffer the same fate.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those were too generic to last, but the caterpillar might become recurring in spinoff games.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Odyssey had a billion original characters - complete with a sidekick like Florian - who were then hardly used in spinoffs. I'm not holding my breath this time.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tostaarenans never in Mario kart :c

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people that genuinely dislike this new mario game
    that's it, you're either too depressed to enjoy things, too obsessed with anime coombait or are simply a contrarian troll shitting on everything for the sake of it
    I mean even the "forced soul" is the worst forced meme I've seen in recent times, you guys are just moronic Black folk at this point that are too bored with their lives they can only find solace shitposting on Ganker of all places

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"forced soul" is the worst meme forced meme I've seen in recent memory
      I thought it was funny

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        its not, is just another excuse to shit on anything new, even if it finally looks good

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't take it seriously so was able to enjoy it. I still think Wonder looks good though.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the hell do they need a mario voice actor they must have hundreds of hours of charles making dumb noises just send him royalties.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And what, be in re-used voice clip hell? Pass. Besides, with each new game, Mario's going to have at least a handful of new little phrases along with his standard Wahoo Loadout. Like the new "Wonderful!"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So Mario can say something new?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously, I can’t believe this even needs to be answered. I remember back when Battle League came out, one of the most consistent complaints was that the characters had no new voice clips.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the jump sound is good bros

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    These guys fricking suck

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you’re moronic. they’re dying on purpose so they can showcase the ghost feature and how other players can bring you back into the game.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep waiting for footage showing off bubble Daisy.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    seems they also changed Yoshi's design subtly(his voice sounds even fricking worse somehow)
    his spine's more like his SMW self, probably to make the saddling look much better since his straight-backed self wouldn't work too well visually
    having all the Yoshos on the character select looks bad tho

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks boring and slow. The sound effects are literally for toddlers. If not for nostalgia it would get a 5/10 at most. The fact that nintentoddlers lap up this slop for $60 is insane. I won't even waste my time pirating it.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop pretending that you would have even noticed the voice changes if Martinet didn't announce his retirement.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was noticeable before the actual retirement announcement and it's sure as hell noticeable in the new clips

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then why did like 95% of people not even notice?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They don't give a shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cybershell made an entire conspiracy video before the announcement
      Based entirely on proof randos online made

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "It'sa me!" stands out like a sore thumb that got smacked by a huge hammer. So yes, I did notice not only now but during the initial announcement. The jumpsound sounds like a dry fart too. Enjoy unhearing that.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks boring, ill probably have more fun with it than any other game released in the next few months though

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine hearing that jump sound effect in 4p mode. What the frick were they thinking with that

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow they added lizzo to mario

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