>100 years sealing up Ganon
>10k years as a brainless dragon
Any bets on how long the next one will be?
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>100 years sealing up Ganon. >10k years as a brainless dragon
100k years as a wiener slave
9 months pregnant.
Eternaty as a sow
>>10k years as a brainless dragon
How many eggs did she lay in that time?
None.
>None.
Literally how?
A million years as a pure being of light
she's so useless
>useless
Don't say that word!
So she is a 10k+ year old virgin? Considering that IRL women can't even spend a week without having sex, Zelda must be going insane.
I feel bad for bashing her for materials
why would nintendo make me do this?
they are Ryona chads
How do you even reliably find her? I haven't finished the Tears quest but does she just get marked or something on the minimap? I think I've seen her a total of twice in a 70+ hour playthrough so far and both times I wasn't equipped to reach her.
when you do all 4 main region quests, she lowers down to where you can reach her, lower than the other dragons
A few spoilers here so:
she has the master sword stuck in her head. if you talk to the deku tree in the lost woods he puts a marker on the map that tracks the master sword so you can always see her on the map. So as long as you don't pull out the master sword you always know where she is on the map and can fast travel near her every ten minutes or so to farm a material off her (the game only lets you get one at a time)
Why was bow of light zelda so shit compared to her default Sheikah slate moveset? Was it because not enough of her moves actually fired arrows that benefited from the debuff she slapped onto enemies?
>this homosexual actually bought and played age of calamity
because that moveset had an awful attack range.
Want to use Zelda? Use Master Cycle
One million year as a sentient beach ball, used by kooplings from generation to generation, until she just gives up on everything and embrace the cold comfort of silence.
is she a pedo? Link is like 10080 years younger than her
Eternity as a ditzy bimbo obsessed with getting knocked up
haha imagine if she was hypnotized to forget how to turn back into zelda after becoming Sheik, she whould marry a harem of Gerudo and reproduce like rabbit for like 40 years before future link beats the dungeons and she's surrounded with kids calling her daddy
BotW zelda is so ugly.
She looks so much better now
Literally the most moronic Zelda, no wonder why the Triforce doesn't even exist, imagine giving the wisdom piece to this c**t
>Literally the most moronic Zelda
Even dumber than OOT Zelda who gets Link killed in one branch of the timeline?
It was just a prank gone wrong (gone sexual).
based Nintie just understands the true nature of women
>BOTW 3
>Zelda 'dies' but her spirit lives on
>game makes a big deal that she's dead and will have to move on to the afterlife after beating Ganon number 3
>plot device revives her at the end same as before anyway
And before anyone says Spirit Tracks already sorta did that no one liked Spirit Tracks except for me I guess..
I liked it, too, Anon.
Most of the piping sections can go get minor burns off of a fire, though.
I don't hate them enough to tell them to go die.
All my complaints about Spirit Tracks are miniscule compared to my complaints about Phantom Hourglass.
I'd gladly replay ST again in a few years, PH can go eat shit, and specifically the localizers can actually go douse themselves in gas and light themselves on fire. Ffffrick localizers.
The Zelda in Spirit Tracks is the best version of her. Helps she gets the most screentime so she gets to actually have a personality, but I just like how she really is a reluctant hero who expected Link to do everything just because that's always what happened, so wasn't ready to be the one Zelda who actually has to step up and help.
It wasn't 10k, it was 1k, maybe 1-3k at most.
it was likely more than 10k
sheika were thousands of years ago
zonai were semi-mythical old
>10k years
It’s far more than 10000 years. Its clearly not the ancient Calamity mentioned by Impa in BotW and it’s probably not the one before that either. Calamities were described as a recurring event so there were probably at least 5 with Calmity Ganon and not Ganondorf
The entire lifetime of a planet
As many years as she got left, as Link's stay at home wife taking care of their 12 children
10 hours
It will be a Majora's Mask situation where you have to zip around the world and do stuff you need to do within the 10 hours before having to reset the timeline and try again.
I honestly cant stand her voice. Adding voice acting was such a mistake, it sounds like a very cheap Saturday morning anime and not one of the fun ones.