the worst Brazilian pizza is 10 times better than the best American pizza.
I'm inclined to say Americans don't actually know what real pizza tastes like.
>thirdworlder detected
I'm inclined to say you don't comprehend just how varied pizza is in the United States alone. Hell, every food critic and their dog will tell you some shithouse in Arizona makes the world's best pie.
pizzeria bianco sucks and their sauce tastes like spaghetti-o's.
Irrelevant. You have literally never tasted pizza, not even once.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Like what?
We have shitty american brands here too.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>chain pizza! >also anon cannot read
This is how I know you've never tasted pizza.
7 months ago
Anonymous
The US doesn't have good pizza period.
Maybe you have a couple decent places, but we have those around every corner.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>muh dominos
You have never tasted pizza, anon. Meanwhile, there are more pizza joints than like anything else in the US, even excluding chains.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>You have never tasted pizza, anon.
No u.
7 months ago
Anonymous
homie I can order Pizza from like 20 joints in my shitty suburb town and that doesn't include all the ones where you have to get it yourself or should rather order the Döner from.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>irrelevant
Then why call him a thirdworlder if it's irrelevant (despite you being a hypocrite in doing so)?
7 months ago
Anonymous
It was a conversation about pizza. Then gays attempt deflection.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Then use a better insult that doesn't embarass yourself.
It literally isn't, because the term was invented by Americans to describe any country not affiliated with the cold war. America is by definition "first world." Because we invented it.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>no free healthcare >no free education >no 5 weeks of paid vacation >large armounts of the population lives in trailer parks or is homeless >rampant (gun) violence
Sounds pretty third world to me.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I don't make the rules. Still first world.
7 months ago
Anonymous
In your eyes only.
Not in everyone elses.
7 months ago
Anonymous
America invented the term, so it makes the rules. Try inventing your own. Oh sorry, your tiny nation of birth could never make a powerful meme that sweeps the globe and has people quoting it 40 years later. :^)
7 months ago
Anonymous
Meanings change 🙂
7 months ago
Anonymous
Google it and see if this one has. B^U
7 months ago
Anonymous
[...]
You could not make it any more obvious that you just looked up what it actually means lol
This is entirely inconsistent with what you had to say earlier in a few lines of green text. Dumbass!
Don't care, still third world. Taste pizza.
7 months ago
Anonymous
America invented the term, so it makes the rules. Try inventing your own. Oh sorry, your tiny nation of birth could never make a powerful meme that sweeps the globe and has people quoting it 40 years later. :^)
How can it be first world when you are literal immigrants from Europe?
7 months ago
Anonymous
The term has nothing to do with immigration. Google it you fricking moron.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You should do what the other guy did when he realized he might be wrong and learn what the first, second and third worlds actually are. You also don’t seem to know what it means.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I’m not sure you actually know what the term third world means. Actually I’m completely sure you don’t
7 months ago
Anonymous
It's an outdated term coined a long time ago.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Meanings change 🙂
You could not make it any more obvious that you just looked up what it actually means lol
This is entirely inconsistent with what you had to say earlier in a few lines of green text. Dumbass!
7 months ago
Anonymous
>>no free healthcare
The funniest thing about this is that even Americans believe this when it's not true. American Hospitals are required by law to treat you and you are not required to pay if you can't afford it, because of tax laws.
New York Pizza is the most famous pizza in the world, Italians come from italy to train in new york. New York Pizza is world famous and only the highest quality people agree. Low information shitskins that don't know anything and don't know the history of pizza and its fame would make a comment like yours. I get that you are poop colored but have some taste
Went to NYC, tried the ‘world famous pizza’ there in several recommended places by locals. As with all things from the US, it really wasn’t as good as they make it out to be.
and I never intend on doing so
because real pizza looks like someone just randomly put shit together
it's like a sandwich but with no logic
fricking Italian morons
Yes, and because goofy fat ugly American on American website always thenking of food. Because he fat!
Mostly it’s because they want to make it clear that they’re much too smart to ever stoop to the lowbrow food analogy in their own incredibly high-quality posts.
all remakes are anti-soul by nature
the concepts of remake, rebirth and reincarnation are anti-soul, this is also why pajeets have no soul and funnily they are also the ones making these sloppy remakes
The one on the left looks more delicious to me. The on the left looks too greasy and shitty to me. Also both RE4s are great and replayable video games.
Yeah, I'm thinking I'll have some 'za tomorrow.
What do you lads think, should I go with a tried and tested chain brand, or take a chance and try some literally who pizza place?
Your dogs were eggs waiting to be cracked, and now there are snipers trained on your house in the event that you ever deadname them. You’re done for bozo
>israelite Yorkers can only afford poverty tier floppy crackers with ketchup and cheese in their shoebox apartments >cope by saying it's the best pizza
As a yuropoor I heard all my life from israelite Yoikers about how amazing a israelite yoik slice of pizza is and you can't imagine it and its the best slice so finally at age 32 years young I travel to the US and try a israelite Yoik slice (from 2 supposedly highly rated by the locals places) and its literally shit. I got literally scammed. What the FRICK who thinks that is good?
I don’t know hoe you managed to find a bad pizza place in the city. Unless you just have horrible taste. Pretty every generic place is the same there and they’re all great, they claim it’s the water.
Looks tasty, what's the problem? >m-muh cancer
Black person everything gives you cancer now, that shit isn't any less healthy than whatever other pizza you eat
Not really different from a toaster oven though. Air fryers are basically just shitty toaster ovens, they do a few things a little better but most stuff worse and they're big and clunky and get gross fast
way better
I refused to get an air fryer for the point of it being moronic and stupid but it actually does make pizza way better when I use it at my gfs, microwaves make it soggy and hard and cold in spots and air fryer is like its brand new but maybe slightly more crispy crust
air fryers are shit besides this and french fries though, havent found any other use thats better that otherwise
I don't know about the air fryer meme but yeah, putting that shit in the toaster oven is obviously the much superior option. Microwaving might be quicker, but it comes out soggy and less flavorful. You throw it in the toaster oven for like 5 minutes and it's almost good as new.
Throwing some left over pizza into the air fryer for a couple mins make it good as frick.
is right, a pizza reheated in the oven or air fryer is superior than the original product. It adds that extra crispiness without having to overcook the pizza the first time around. Reheated microwaved pizza is the only thing you aren't supposed to do
It probably won’t be any better than a toaster oven or an air fryer could reheat it honestly, but it does get the crust perfectly crispy for my liking.
That sounds like the stuff you'd eat at a pretentious gourmet pizza restaurant for 30 euros when you could have just gone to your friendly neighborhood Egyptian pizza place and ate better for a third of the price.
that is the gayest shit ive ever heard anyone eat you literally gay
guaranteed you suck dick
you aren't high class you're just stupid
eat grease and frick women
im so glad i dont have to pretend to enjoy your cooking lmao
7 months ago
Anonymous
ewwwwwwwwww
7 months ago
Anonymous
Looks so fricking gross. Is that Digornios? Looks like frozen pizza and probably tastes like ass.
7 months ago
Anonymous
why do you make so many tiny pizzas instead of one big pizza
why do you make so many pizza when you have NO FRIENDS
7 months ago
Anonymous
Because that way my friends or family can get their own pizza with whatever they want on them, even the vegetarian ones.
7 months ago
Anonymous
youd probably have real friends if you made good food tbh, you seem nice just a bad cook
7 months ago
Anonymous
You’re really bad at trolling, anon.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You're not wrong, my best friend since the age of 5 died last week so life will be a lot less fun from here out.
7 months ago
Anonymous
probably from your pizza
7 months ago
Anonymous
you can control which parts of a pizza get which toppings numbnuts
also is that a fricking fish tank filled with fishy poop water on your kitchen counter? you are disgusting
7 months ago
Anonymous
he killed his friend with his pizza, probably put the fish poop water in the dough making
that is the gayest shit ive ever heard anyone eat you literally gay
guaranteed you suck dick
you aren't high class you're just stupid
eat grease and frick women
Ganker thread? Ganker thread.
Also go try cast iron 'za, thought it was some amerilard bullshit but they're actually pretty fantastic and easy to make.
both look satisfactory. sometimes you want the sloppiness but simplicity of the one on the left, sometimes you want crunchy thick pepperoni like on the right. it's fricking pizza
I'm under the impression that Domino's is considered a shitty pizza in its native burgerland. Here in Mexico is great, love how the crust is soft and the bread has some tasty seasoning.
these threads prove people who care about food are homosexual and moronic >old game is bad because it's different but new game good because it's different despite that it's dogshit
I've noticed that the guns in both games (and in all RE games for that matter) sound pretty weak, not like I imagine proper gunshots sound like. Could some /k/ommando correct my opinion? I'm a noguns.
No video game gun even comes close to acting or responding like the real thing. Most game developers have never touched a gun and are literal homosexuals. They have no idea what they’re doing.
For how israeli Dave is, you gotta admit he's funny as hell
And his taste in pizza is spot on, I went to one of the places in Detroit an hour away from me to try New Haven style he recommends and it's the best pizza I've ever had by far
No? I’m not picky with toppings on pizza if that’s what you’re getting at. I like all sorts of vegetables and meats. All I’m saying is that truly great pizza doesn’t actually need toppings. Frick you, moron.
7 months ago
Anonymous
That pizza looks like absolute garbage.
Literal goyslop.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Of course you’re some homosexual that posts the word goyslop. Of course you are. You literal moron.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I some cases it's accurate and justified.
It's just garbage food for people without taste.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I bet you're fat as frick
7 months ago
Anonymous
What does that have anything to do with the topic at hand?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Oh damn, he is indeed fat as frick.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Even if that was the case, so?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Lmao
7 months ago
Anonymous
Sorry buddy, not an argument.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You gate-keeping pizza like crazy in this thread is cracking me up, especially now that you've confirmed yourself to be a fatass
7 months ago
Anonymous
>like crazy
Something like 2 posts is crazy to you? >confirmed
Where?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Frick off fatass I don't have to explain to you why I called you fat. Go eat more I dont care
7 months ago
Anonymous
>don't want to eat greasy, shitty looking family size pizza >w-well, you're a fatass!
Mutt logic.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Fat people usually gate keep food, aint rocket science
All that fat go to your pea brain?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Fat people usually gate keep food, aint rocket science
In what universe?
7 months ago
Anonymous
look at this fricking fatass, trying to lose weight by eating gay food
Worst pizza chains? I recall many people shat on Little Caesars back in the day, but I haven't had their stuff in nearly a decade, but I remember they always tasted bad cold or reheated, had to finish the whole thing then and there.
Dominos is pretty meh, the taste can be okay but I can't shake the feeling of "what the frick am I putting in my body oh god my acid reflex" like I can with other pizza.
I don't know what Round Table pizza tastes like, and I don't want to. Back when I lived in San Jose there was RT close to me on Bascom Avenue, nastiest place I've ever seen. Place had literally THOUSANDS of dead flies on the window sills, avoid that shit at all costs.
If you want an actual good pizza chain, check if you have any Jets Pizza near you. Detroit style deep dish that's really crispy, I worked there for a year and made some badass pizzas, their sauce is a lot better than any other chain out there
Yeah it makes you feel like shit just like any chain but if you think it's as bad as little caesers then I feel bad for your poor taste buds. Jets blows that garbage out of the water
Jets and Little Caesars factually use the same ingrediant distributors and their deep dishes are almost 1:1. Maybe you should stop being a moron and go get a deep dish from little caesars and realize youve been shilling for little caesars but with a higher price tag and the reevaluate your worth due to untold amounts of fricking introspection for your shit taste anon
Prove it
Regardless of whoever supplies the ingredients, the pizzas taste different. LC's is a floppy soggy mess whereas Jets is crisp
I eat that shit like once a year anyway, couldn't care less but you're a genuine moron if you think they taste the same.
Go eat plastic cause you don't have functioning taste buds, or a brain
7 months ago
Anonymous
Bro you're a fricking idiot
they use the same sauce, the same cheese, same pepperoni, same everything >uhhh soggy le-mess!!!
god youre stupid as if you dropping your pizza in water or the teenager sweating all over it invalidates this fricking literal fact
I hope Israel bombs you for being this egotistical over your minimum wage job's ego about a sauce distributor KEK
7 months ago
Anonymous
They don't, I worked there and we traded some ingredients that were compatible with the little caesers a block away but sure as shit different sauces. I've been in both kitches
Granted this is 10 years ago
Either way you're still a sperg who apparently can't taste the difference between 2 seperate pizza chains, while 99% of other people can
7 months ago
Anonymous
>made up statistics about his minimum wage job to not be upset about him disliking little caesars but also defending little caesars
lmao do something better with this passion
7 months ago
Anonymous
Lose some weight and seek mental help
7 months ago
Anonymous
youre the one eating jets pizza all day every day
7 months ago
Anonymous
I don't, but I could actually do that if I wanted considering I excercise and have a good metabolism
Must suck having to watch what you eat and STILL gain weight kek
7 months ago
Anonymous
you keep projecting about things youre making up because youre assblasted that your pizza chain is as bad as a pizza chain you were trying to act superior to
you're sincerely making little caesars, sorry jets, your fricking personality
H-O-L-Y K-E-K
I'm 6ft1 180lbs, do mma, box, onlyfans because i have an 8 inch dick (made 10k so far in october), and Ive probably fricked the girls you dream about being with little caesars troony
GET REKT b***h
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah whatever FATTY, none of thats true and we all know it kek
7 months ago
Anonymous
>furiously f5ing so he can respond immediately
need to get your blood sugar up with your jets pizza sauce i guess, time for your meds (pizza)
7 months ago
Anonymous
I know that typing gets your blood flowing because that's the only exercise your fatass has ever seen but for normal people it's not that exhausting
Also you're replying just as quick, look down at those fat rolls. They aren't going away
7 months ago
Anonymous
Metabolism isn't real you low iq third world redditor
it varies by maybe 6% caloric intake max which is maybe 200 calories unless you have sincere thyroid issues
you sound like youre in middle school
7 months ago
Anonymous
You are trying to say that varying metabolic rate between individuals just flat out doesn't exist?
7 months ago
Anonymous
Not at the level you're trying to pretend it does, absolutely not
Go get an education
you sound like a redditor trying to sound smart while showing you shouldnt be talking fr r ong
7 months ago
Anonymous
Frick you homosexual, I'm not smart but I know metabolism is a thing unlike this moron
How does >it varies by maybe 6% caloric intake max which is maybe 200 calories unless you have sincere thyroid issues
mean >You are trying to say that varying metabolic rate between individuals just flat out doesn't exist?
to you
who thinks that 200 calorie difference between people doesnt add up over time
7 months ago
Anonymous
You're actually an idiot if you're trying to say that that anon is wrong though. Metabolic rate is a meme that fatties use to excuse poor life choices. Unless you have hypothyroidism, you factually do not have anything more than a 5% difference than someone else. You just can't count calories and are moronic. Sincerely stop being so bullheaded and go educate yourself, it'd take like 20 mins max. Holy frick I hate people like you.
7 months ago
Anonymous
cushing syndrome as well
7 months ago
Anonymous
Isn't metabolism related to energy output
Like I said I'm not smart but you speed it up by moving, exercising. You can eat whatever calories you want as long as you burn them
Do you know how calories work? How does a 200 calorie difference per day "add up over time?" Just don't fricking eat over your limit idiot
It would moron, how wouldn't a 200 calorie difference between people not make a difference over time
7 months ago
Anonymous
I... I don't even know what you want me to say here. Do you realize that calories in/out resets per timeframe? There is no carry over? You either eat above or below your limit depending on height, gender, weight, energy output (which is completely independant of le-metabolism)? What are you trying to say here? If someone needs 1800 calories a day and someone needs 2000, that difference is almost completely negligible. What are you trying to say? There is some cumulitive culmination at a week's/month's end? Literally I am not your professor and I'm done here. You are genuinely stupid and unwilling to educate yourself so keep doing whatever your goal is here.. You're wrong and dumb as frick.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Go cry about it on reddit then where you belong homosexual, it's simple math and you're incapable of doing it and now have to blame me. You need help
7 months ago
Anonymous
You're actually dumb. Like not a meme. Taking pride in being uneducated isn't a good thing, but keep doing you victim.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Ok and you talk like a homosexual
I bet you live a very shallow, sorry life. I feel sorry for those around you irl
7 months ago
Anonymous
You keep projecting instead of focusing on how you're trying to be smarter than basic math to soothe your victim complex
you know nothing about me, but I know you care more about your ego being correct than factually being correct
7 months ago
Anonymous
Kek you know where you're at? Your seriously here trying to "educate" people
You're naïve as frick dude
7 months ago
Anonymous
>If someone needs 1800 calories a day and someone needs 2000, that difference is almost completely negligible
Okay, but if that person who needs 1800 eats the same exact food as the other person for an extended period of time then that's an extra 200 calories on top of what they can't handle so eventually it will add up, whereas it won't for the other person. Use your brain
7 months ago
Anonymous
Which has nothing to do with a fast/slow metabolism existing. That's just basic calorie-in/calorie-out
7 months ago
Anonymous
What is the dependent factor on how much calories a person can eat without going over their limit?
>this just in a four year old girl and a twenty-year old man need different caloric needs and can't eat the same foods and have the same consequences
More wildly moved goal-posts. Kek
7 months ago
Anonymous
>this just in a four year old girl and a twenty-year old man need different caloric needs and can't eat the same foods and have the same consequences
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Trust my science!
I trust what I see, I see someone who is a stick that can eat more than the fat person next to them. Then your homosexual ass science doesn't mean shit to me, queer
7 months ago
Anonymous
Because the stick eats once every three days like that and doesnt eat between and doesnt snack and does more to use energy, which you don't take into consideration at all because your brain can't go beyond basic front-end logistics. >im smarter than facts
no you just cant think with any nuance at all and are a victim and hate math/science/basic numbers
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Because the stick eats once every three days like that and doesnt eat between and doesnt snack and does more to use energy
Now you're just making stuff up and moving goal posts. Your precious "facts" don't mean much to people who have the ability of observing things for themselves. Now go put a mask on and inject experimental drugs into your body because the science told you so kek
7 months ago
Anonymous
The stick factually does not eat the same foods as the fat person where one becomes fat and one stays skinny. A pound of fat is 3000 calories. Pajeets are supposed to be good at math. This is insane lmao
7 months ago
Anonymous
You're just making shit up. >B-but the stick doesnt eat the same food!
ok sure
7 months ago
Anonymous
Do you know how calories work? How does a 200 calorie difference per day "add up over time?" Just don't fricking eat over your limit idiot
7 months ago
Anonymous
How does >it varies by maybe 6% caloric intake max which is maybe 200 calories unless you have sincere thyroid issues
mean >You are trying to say that varying metabolic rate between individuals just flat out doesn't exist?
to you
Little Caesar’s is honestly my favorite pizza chain where I live. I never get the ones they have sitting around, though. I always order freshly made pizza from them. It’s just better pizza than the other chains in my neck of the woods: Domino’s, Pizza Hut and Papa John’s.
My least favorite is probably a tie between Domino’s and Pizza Hut. I get the same sensation that you do when I eat those, that I absolutely should not be eating it.
You can have all the "murrica numba one" you want, but Americans should at least be humble and have the bare minimum decency of admitting your food is garbage.
I guess soaking their chicken in bleach and dish soap is harming their brains after all.
When you guys say you eat pizza cold, do you mean you put it in the fridge and just eat it cold right out of the fridge? Or do you leave the pizza outside on the table and eat it at room temp even after a day?
Sometimes I eat pizza 2 days after leaving it outside though and I'm just fine after
It doesn't really taste good or anything, but I've done it and it's not really that bad
You are rolling the dice with your health. Obviously all types of bacteria do not grow evenly everywhere. Put that shit in your fridge or someday you'll wish you had.
Man, you really can’t talk about fricking anything on Ganker without the most annoying, petulant homosexuals on the planet Earth finding some aspect of the topic at hand to use as an excuse to talk about who’s fat, gay, moronic or from the wrong country. Frick you!
I can understand soi, high fructose corn sryrup and weird hard to pronounce shit scaring people off from our foods, but american cheese is literally cheddar and colby with emulsifying shit that you'd see in dressings or mayo.We give our kids soda, pizza and candy I will concede to this sad sin, that and tablets. But going by my autistic research from the fricking hypochondriac driven nature of this site, that one is okay.
Can we agree on that? Our chocolate does taste like ass ( I've actually went a week without any milk chocolate and I can taste the 'stomach acid' taste a lot more prominently)
american pizza be disgusting though
Pizza is american so you don't need to use american as a qualifier.
imagine being pretentious over cheese and bread
the pizza you eat is American. Pizza was invented in America
I assure you the pizza I eat is made right here
I'm pretty sure Ganker didn't invent pizza.
Are Americans really this utterly clueless and stupid?
Where do you think pizza was invented, anon?
uninformed and smug about it lel
fpwp
factually wrong
Correct.
Neapolitan? That's a 6.8.
shut up mutt, Mediterranean cuisine MOGS amerigoyslop
>frogposter
>terrible opinion
checks out
>this is supposed to be better than any other pizza
oh marone
put an even amount of cheese on that pizza you fricking psychopath
Frick that looks good!
That looks greasy as shit and I want it so bad!
Yes. Italian pizza is enhanced bread. American pizza is a pile of leftovers on an edible plate
The best pizza in the world is made in New Haven, Connecticut. I don't make the rules.
Everybody knows the rules
>he hasn't seen what the japanese, brazilians & sweeds has done to pizza
the worst Brazilian pizza is 10 times better than the best American pizza.
I'm inclined to say Americans don't actually know what real pizza tastes like.
But I don't wan't smarties and e-girlpops on my pizza frick off.
>thirdworlder detected
I'm inclined to say you don't comprehend just how varied pizza is in the United States alone. Hell, every food critic and their dog will tell you some shithouse in Arizona makes the world's best pie.
pizzeria bianco sucks and their sauce tastes like spaghetti-o's.
>thirdworlder detected
NTA
But the US is in no position to talk.
Irrelevant. You have literally never tasted pizza, not even once.
Like what?
We have shitty american brands here too.
>chain pizza!
>also anon cannot read
This is how I know you've never tasted pizza.
The US doesn't have good pizza period.
Maybe you have a couple decent places, but we have those around every corner.
>muh dominos
You have never tasted pizza, anon. Meanwhile, there are more pizza joints than like anything else in the US, even excluding chains.
>You have never tasted pizza, anon.
No u.
homie I can order Pizza from like 20 joints in my shitty suburb town and that doesn't include all the ones where you have to get it yourself or should rather order the Döner from.
>irrelevant
Then why call him a thirdworlder if it's irrelevant (despite you being a hypocrite in doing so)?
It was a conversation about pizza. Then gays attempt deflection.
Then use a better insult that doesn't embarass yourself.
>muh deflection
frick off, fragile thirdworlder. Taste pizza.
US is third world too.
Not an argument.
It literally isn't, because the term was invented by Americans to describe any country not affiliated with the cold war. America is by definition "first world." Because we invented it.
>no free healthcare
>no free education
>no 5 weeks of paid vacation
>large armounts of the population lives in trailer parks or is homeless
>rampant (gun) violence
Sounds pretty third world to me.
I don't make the rules. Still first world.
In your eyes only.
Not in everyone elses.
America invented the term, so it makes the rules. Try inventing your own. Oh sorry, your tiny nation of birth could never make a powerful meme that sweeps the globe and has people quoting it 40 years later. :^)
Meanings change 🙂
Google it and see if this one has. B^U
Don't care, still third world. Taste pizza.
How can it be first world when you are literal immigrants from Europe?
The term has nothing to do with immigration. Google it you fricking moron.
You should do what the other guy did when he realized he might be wrong and learn what the first, second and third worlds actually are. You also don’t seem to know what it means.
I’m not sure you actually know what the term third world means. Actually I’m completely sure you don’t
It's an outdated term coined a long time ago.
You could not make it any more obvious that you just looked up what it actually means lol
This is entirely inconsistent with what you had to say earlier in a few lines of green text. Dumbass!
>>no free healthcare
The funniest thing about this is that even Americans believe this when it's not true. American Hospitals are required by law to treat you and you are not required to pay if you can't afford it, because of tax laws.
New York Pizza is the most famous pizza in the world, Italians come from italy to train in new york. New York Pizza is world famous and only the highest quality people agree. Low information shitskins that don't know anything and don't know the history of pizza and its fame would make a comment like yours. I get that you are poop colored but have some taste
Went to NYC, tried the ‘world famous pizza’ there in several recommended places by locals. As with all things from the US, it really wasn’t as good as they make it out to be.
seething european pretending to have gone to new york
protip the best new york style pizza is in ohio malls called Sbarro
This sounds insanely cliche, but the hole in the random hole in the wall pizza places in NYC are where the actual good pizza is.
Do israeliteyorkistani seriously believe that?
Chicago style is better though
Italian Pizza isn't even Pizza
"American Pizza" is redundant
FPBP
You guys never ate real pizza in your life.
and I never intend on doing so
because real pizza looks like someone just randomly put shit together
it's like a sandwich but with no logic
fricking Italian morons
>real pizza
so pizza from america
That's the goyslop version of pizza.
That's redundant
Yeah, american pizza is redundant. It doesn't add anything to the culinary world.
just like the real thing
add more oil you greasebag
American take.
Pizza doesn't have to be greasy.
as opposed to british pizza?
>tranime image
>dogshit opinion
American anything is shit. Bastardization of other cultural foods.
>this cheese, bread, and meat is disgusting
it's literally impossible to frick up a dish so simple
You think this is disgusting?
https://youtube.com/shorts/TzV6LsfGFQY?si=-k3LZO2AbYi4Dzg_
mmmmm, beige food
I've been getting recommended this channel, that guys wife is stacked. Lucky bastard
Americans laugh about Italians but insult their New York slop and they fly into a rage
Nobody likes New York pizza except New Yorkers. Literally every other kind is better.
I'll take shit that never happens for 500 Alex
Let me guess, you hate pepperoni? Go eat a leaf of spinach cooked into flatbread and pretend you like it, c**t.
>pizza is disgusting
FTFY
you think that's disgusting?
way worse pizza
america doesn't have the worst pizza
¡PIZZA ARGENTINA ES LA MEJOR PUT!
I'm just gonna say it
I love food analogies
Be so fat at games see computer food imagine
Hello levighast
Why DO people hate food analogies?
Is it because they're so easy to understand?
Its because no one actually has a counter argument to them, so they just memed it was bad until everyone went along with it
Yes, and because goofy fat ugly American on American website always thenking of food. Because he fat!
Mostly it’s because they want to make it clear that they’re much too smart to ever stoop to the lowbrow food analogy in their own incredibly high-quality posts.
all remakes are anti-soul by nature
the concepts of remake, rebirth and reincarnation are anti-soul, this is also why pajeets have no soul and funnily they are also the ones making these sloppy remakes
Wow. You liked the remake more than the original?
Yes. The original is dogshit.
>dogshit controls
>dogshit mechanics
>dogshit visuals
It’s not a good game. Never was, never will be.
I think it’s a pretty great game and also liked the remake a lot. I think the powergap is a lot higher between those two pizzas in all honesty.
Mmm pizza
Oh boy two pizzas
The one on the left looks more delicious to me. The on the left looks too greasy and shitty to me. Also both RE4s are great and replayable video games.
>The one on the left looks more delicious to me.
>The on the left looks too greasy and shitty to me
anon...
I need to sleep and the food analogy only made my brain even more moronic.
Yeah, I'm thinking I'll have some 'za tomorrow.
What do you lads think, should I go with a tried and tested chain brand, or take a chance and try some literally who pizza place?
as long as it's an actual pizza place and not an "italian" restaurant i think it's worth giving the locals a shot
>an "italian" restaurant
Olive garden actually had pretty good pizza. I don't think they serve it anymore though.
go with the unknown. i did the same and found a better pizza place than the previous one i frequented
depends on whether or not you live in the midwest, been to a lot of mom n pops that were absolute shit.
Go with a mom and pop place
Although Mod Pizza is okay
I think you should buy a gallon of bleach instead and guzzle it down.
Why would you play a remake of a game thats been ported to more consoles than Skyrim has? Hell you could play it on a mobile phone now.
CP thread?
New York pizza is indeed superior.
If you like woke pizza, sure
>Woke pizza
What the frick are you talking about you cretin
everything is political
go back
old racist italian guys who own restaurants in new york sure are woke
Didn’t you get the memo? Anything outside of anon’s bedroom is woke. Going outside is pozzed as hell dude.
B-bros I went outside today, took my dogs for a walk
Am I woke now?
You didn't touch grass, did you? If you did then it's all over.
Your dogs were eggs waiting to be cracked, and now there are snipers trained on your house in the event that you ever deadname them. You’re done for bozo
>israelite Yorkers can only afford poverty tier floppy crackers with ketchup and cheese in their shoebox apartments
>cope by saying it's the best pizza
look, that pizza is the one good thing to come out of detroit, that cheesy piece of shit is competing against a minmaxed pizza
Yes they're both bland
R4 was never good, you just like the idea of it
Pizza is the perfect fast food.
As a yuropoor I heard all my life from israelite Yoikers about how amazing a israelite yoik slice of pizza is and you can't imagine it and its the best slice so finally at age 32 years young I travel to the US and try a israelite Yoik slice (from 2 supposedly highly rated by the locals places) and its literally shit. I got literally scammed. What the FRICK who thinks that is good?
Leftists love it.
only new yorkers think NY pizza is good. nobody else ever talks about it.
I’m not from New York and think they have pretty great pizza.
I don’t know hoe you managed to find a bad pizza place in the city. Unless you just have horrible taste. Pretty every generic place is the same there and they’re all great, they claim it’s the water.
>zoomer hair
of course
That haircut makes him look like a gay.
Dude just imagine the colon cancer
What a waste of a perfectly good pizza.
>pepperoni not baked with the pie
>all that grease
Jesus fricking christ this is a crime
>here's your congestive heart failure, bro
I fricking hate zoomers so much
>Nationality: Zoombabwe
Jesus fricking Christ I’ll just go to the store and buy two sausages and a block of cheese at that point.
>your flesh square, sir.
You're 100% gay if you wouldn't eat this
now that's some good fricking 'za
I love pepperoni on my pizza buy I can feel the heartattack from this
actually looks tasty as frick
EU kids needn't respond
This is unironically both the RE1make and RE3make at the same time
>pure ludokino
>cancer
Looks tasty, what's the problem?
>m-muh cancer
Black person everything gives you cancer now, that shit isn't any less healthy than whatever other pizza you eat
Which game is this one?
Revelations series
Every modern game today that is pandering to americans
RE4HD
So are they both supposed to be bad?
Post the brazilian pizza webm, I know one of you has it.
Throwing some left over pizza into the air fryer for a couple mins make it good as frick.
Is it really better than microwaving it?
Much better.
Not really different from a toaster oven though. Air fryers are basically just shitty toaster ovens, they do a few things a little better but most stuff worse and they're big and clunky and get gross fast
Way better.
I'm not fat anymore.
I used to, but I prefer the crispiness the air fryer gives it.
once a fattie, always a fattie.
Nay. Haven't been overweight in 9 years now. Mostly muscle now so it's easy to keep off.
Post body
body
moron
way better
I refused to get an air fryer for the point of it being moronic and stupid but it actually does make pizza way better when I use it at my gfs, microwaves make it soggy and hard and cold in spots and air fryer is like its brand new but maybe slightly more crispy crust
air fryers are shit besides this and french fries though, havent found any other use thats better that otherwise
Could probably make some bomb ass waffles
Would you rather have s pizza that's 95% as good as the original, or a pizza that's soggy and cold but also lava hot?
I don't know about the air fryer meme but yeah, putting that shit in the toaster oven is obviously the much superior option. Microwaving might be quicker, but it comes out soggy and less flavorful. You throw it in the toaster oven for like 5 minutes and it's almost good as new.
Is there ANYTHING that actually tastes good reheated in a microwave?
Pasta and fried rice? Maybe a leftover hamburger? That’s honestly all I can really think of.
Hard shell tacos
>left over pizza
I just eat it cold
you're supposed to eat leftover za cold you dumb frick
Pronounce it right at least you moronic neanderthal, no wonder you eat it cold.
Nah frick you
is right, a pizza reheated in the oven or air fryer is superior than the original product. It adds that extra crispiness without having to overcook the pizza the first time around. Reheated microwaved pizza is the only thing you aren't supposed to do
>not eating it cold
Sounds gud. I like to reheat mine on a foil-lined baking sheet in the oven for about ten minutes at 375F.
That sounds specific. I'll consider that next time.
It probably won’t be any better than a toaster oven or an air fryer could reheat it honestly, but it does get the crust perfectly crispy for my liking.
cold is king but there's merit in the reheat if you want a hot lunch.
From my experience, it depends on the sauce; some sauce is better off hot and some are not.
Both of these look stomach acid inducing.
Glad to see Ganker have a positive attitude towards remasters and beloved originals, acknowledging both as delicious in their own way
I like both
guess the capcom series + game entries
DmC left
DMC5 right
they are games released one after the other
SO then DmC-->DMC5 works moron
how can game 5 come out after game 1? you're so silly anon
DmC is not DMC1 moron
World -> Rise
you win nothing
OH-CHA OH-CHA ONE TWO THREE-CHA
GONNA GET A BREADTANGLE OF PIZZA
You just caused a fricking flood of Homestar runner memories in my brain like you activated a fricking sleeper cell phrase
the left unironically is better but could use the pepperoni as well, right is slop even if it has the kino kind of pepperonni
Why did he do it Ganker?
The grussy is unreal.
I’m thinking about this big gay hipster pizza I had once that had Gorgonzola and balsamic vinegar on it.
>spicy honey pepperoni pizza
an italian would murder me on site for eating this but it's the best pizza
Someone please help me understand this food analogy, because they both look disgusting.
>improves your game
>not Stromboli
Step it up senpai
A bunch of fake gamers ITT.
picrel: REAL gamer food
>gr*ek """food"""
Might as well eat wiener
shut up
>Verification not required
mmmm bloody cum turds
Why are you eating turds?
>Might as well eat wiener
wait til he hears about pederasty, its in gayreeks genetics
That's specifically why I said that.
This looks horrifically unseasoned
Gamer grub thread?
What shit pizza
Would you like some pizza with your crust?
At least the crust is good
"""pizza"""
>vegetable bread
wew lad
THiS is a pizza
It's bacon, mozzarella, gorgonzola, basil, wine poached figs, and balsamic swirl.
It is though
That sounds like the stuff you'd eat at a pretentious gourmet pizza restaurant for 30 euros when you could have just gone to your friendly neighborhood Egyptian pizza place and ate better for a third of the price.
Yes but it's homemade.
Mad
im so glad i dont have to pretend to enjoy your cooking lmao
Looks so fricking gross. Is that Digornios? Looks like frozen pizza and probably tastes like ass.
why do you make so many tiny pizzas instead of one big pizza
why do you make so many pizza when you have NO FRIENDS
Because that way my friends or family can get their own pizza with whatever they want on them, even the vegetarian ones.
youd probably have real friends if you made good food tbh, you seem nice just a bad cook
You’re really bad at trolling, anon.
You're not wrong, my best friend since the age of 5 died last week so life will be a lot less fun from here out.
probably from your pizza
you can control which parts of a pizza get which toppings numbnuts
also is that a fricking fish tank filled with fishy poop water on your kitchen counter? you are disgusting
he killed his friend with his pizza, probably put the fish poop water in the dough making
You don't like personal pizzas?
ewwwwwwwwww
I’m down with everything on it except the figs.
They work pretty well with the combination of the other things.
The heat of the oven cooks the toppings.
Figs are for homosexuals, and you are indeed a homosexual, so how can you possibly be anti-fig?
Figs are pretty good with soft ripened cheese and honey bro.
>gas instead of wood
Not real pizza
>he doesn't caramelize the onions first
meh I'd still eat it, at least take a blow torch to the peppers and cheese or something
Terrible
that is the gayest shit ive ever heard anyone eat you literally gay
guaranteed you suck dick
you aren't high class you're just stupid
eat grease and frick women
>factory made low quality grease, america 😀
>natural oil and yogurt, greece >:(
why are muttoids like this?
that looks good but it aint no 'za
Ganker thread? Ganker thread.
Also go try cast iron 'za, thought it was some amerilard bullshit but they're actually pretty fantastic and easy to make.
these are turkish dishes
turks can't afford those these days
How do I make kino pizza
both look satisfactory. sometimes you want the sloppiness but simplicity of the one on the left, sometimes you want crunchy thick pepperoni like on the right. it's fricking pizza
oh look, the one reasonable poster on Ganker made an appearance
Ganker bread
A New York slice will always be better than Detroit shit style
Both pizzas are good. But you can’t convince me the right pizza is better
I can't go back to the original after playing REm4ke, the basic gameplay is just so much better.
I'm a heterosexual man, btw, not sure if that matters.
both games are some good 'za
I'm under the impression that Domino's is considered a shitty pizza in its native burgerland. Here in Mexico is great, love how the crust is soft and the bread has some tasty seasoning.
Also remake > original.
I've never enjoyed a domino's pizza. Just bland beige food.
My local turkish takeaway does better pizzas and calzones.
>eating anything made by mudslides
NGMI
Shashlik beats pizza any day of the week
Sovlaki is Greek not Turkish
And you’re a homosexual not a hetero.
modern greece is turkey's eastern march anyway
I believe it. It’s far from my first choice here, unfortunately. I swear on my life that it just used to be better pizza 20 years ago.
these threads prove people who care about food are homosexual and moronic
>old game is bad because it's different but new game good because it's different despite that it's dogshit
This is what a regular Ganker thread is like
I'm just waiting for someone to start Jackposting.
I've noticed that the guns in both games (and in all RE games for that matter) sound pretty weak, not like I imagine proper gunshots sound like. Could some /k/ommando correct my opinion? I'm a noguns.
No video game gun even comes close to acting or responding like the real thing. Most game developers have never touched a gun and are literal homosexuals. They have no idea what they’re doing.
for me it's the kebap
We know, second post in and we knew Europeans were here.
The most fricked up thing about living in the USA is the absolute dearth of döner kebap here.
Salazar puts too much parm on his crust
I watch this israelite's videos every day.
For how israeli Dave is, you gotta admit he's funny as hell
And his taste in pizza is spot on, I went to one of the places in Detroit an hour away from me to try New Haven style he recommends and it's the best pizza I've ever had by far
Good lord that looks like excellent pizza. You know it’s good when it doesn’t need any toppings.
I just found that pic on google but I should dig out the ones I took. Usually get pep, bacon, and sausage
I've been back 3 or 4 times, shits so good
You lucky fricker.
Are you moronic?
No? I’m not picky with toppings on pizza if that’s what you’re getting at. I like all sorts of vegetables and meats. All I’m saying is that truly great pizza doesn’t actually need toppings. Frick you, moron.
That pizza looks like absolute garbage.
Literal goyslop.
Of course you’re some homosexual that posts the word goyslop. Of course you are. You literal moron.
I some cases it's accurate and justified.
It's just garbage food for people without taste.
I bet you're fat as frick
What does that have anything to do with the topic at hand?
Oh damn, he is indeed fat as frick.
Even if that was the case, so?
Lmao
Sorry buddy, not an argument.
You gate-keeping pizza like crazy in this thread is cracking me up, especially now that you've confirmed yourself to be a fatass
>like crazy
Something like 2 posts is crazy to you?
>confirmed
Where?
Frick off fatass I don't have to explain to you why I called you fat. Go eat more I dont care
>don't want to eat greasy, shitty looking family size pizza
>w-well, you're a fatass!
Mutt logic.
Fat people usually gate keep food, aint rocket science
All that fat go to your pea brain?
>Fat people usually gate keep food, aint rocket science
In what universe?
look at this fricking fatass, trying to lose weight by eating gay food
>greek-food.jpg
>posts turkish cuisine
idgi
Worst pizza chains? I recall many people shat on Little Caesars back in the day, but I haven't had their stuff in nearly a decade, but I remember they always tasted bad cold or reheated, had to finish the whole thing then and there.
Dominos is pretty meh, the taste can be okay but I can't shake the feeling of "what the frick am I putting in my body oh god my acid reflex" like I can with other pizza.
I don't know what Round Table pizza tastes like, and I don't want to. Back when I lived in San Jose there was RT close to me on Bascom Avenue, nastiest place I've ever seen. Place had literally THOUSANDS of dead flies on the window sills, avoid that shit at all costs.
If you want an actual good pizza chain, check if you have any Jets Pizza near you. Detroit style deep dish that's really crispy, I worked there for a year and made some badass pizzas, their sauce is a lot better than any other chain out there
Jets pizza is the same shit as little caesars lmao i am fricking CRYING right now
Yeah it makes you feel like shit just like any chain but if you think it's as bad as little caesers then I feel bad for your poor taste buds. Jets blows that garbage out of the water
Jets and Little Caesars factually use the same ingrediant distributors and their deep dishes are almost 1:1. Maybe you should stop being a moron and go get a deep dish from little caesars and realize youve been shilling for little caesars but with a higher price tag and the reevaluate your worth due to untold amounts of fricking introspection for your shit taste anon
Prove it
Regardless of whoever supplies the ingredients, the pizzas taste different. LC's is a floppy soggy mess whereas Jets is crisp
I eat that shit like once a year anyway, couldn't care less but you're a genuine moron if you think they taste the same.
Go eat plastic cause you don't have functioning taste buds, or a brain
Bro you're a fricking idiot
they use the same sauce, the same cheese, same pepperoni, same everything
>uhhh soggy le-mess!!!
god youre stupid as if you dropping your pizza in water or the teenager sweating all over it invalidates this fricking literal fact
I hope Israel bombs you for being this egotistical over your minimum wage job's ego about a sauce distributor KEK
They don't, I worked there and we traded some ingredients that were compatible with the little caesers a block away but sure as shit different sauces. I've been in both kitches
Granted this is 10 years ago
Either way you're still a sperg who apparently can't taste the difference between 2 seperate pizza chains, while 99% of other people can
>made up statistics about his minimum wage job to not be upset about him disliking little caesars but also defending little caesars
lmao do something better with this passion
Lose some weight and seek mental help
youre the one eating jets pizza all day every day
I don't, but I could actually do that if I wanted considering I excercise and have a good metabolism
Must suck having to watch what you eat and STILL gain weight kek
you keep projecting about things youre making up because youre assblasted that your pizza chain is as bad as a pizza chain you were trying to act superior to
you're sincerely making little caesars, sorry jets, your fricking personality
H-O-L-Y K-E-K
I'm 6ft1 180lbs, do mma, box, onlyfans because i have an 8 inch dick (made 10k so far in october), and Ive probably fricked the girls you dream about being with little caesars troony
GET REKT b***h
Yeah whatever FATTY, none of thats true and we all know it kek
>furiously f5ing so he can respond immediately
need to get your blood sugar up with your jets pizza sauce i guess, time for your meds (pizza)
I know that typing gets your blood flowing because that's the only exercise your fatass has ever seen but for normal people it's not that exhausting
Also you're replying just as quick, look down at those fat rolls. They aren't going away
Metabolism isn't real you low iq third world redditor
it varies by maybe 6% caloric intake max which is maybe 200 calories unless you have sincere thyroid issues
you sound like youre in middle school
You are trying to say that varying metabolic rate between individuals just flat out doesn't exist?
Not at the level you're trying to pretend it does, absolutely not
Go get an education
you sound like a redditor trying to sound smart while showing you shouldnt be talking fr r ong
Frick you homosexual, I'm not smart but I know metabolism is a thing unlike this moron
who thinks that 200 calorie difference between people doesnt add up over time
You're actually an idiot if you're trying to say that that anon is wrong though. Metabolic rate is a meme that fatties use to excuse poor life choices. Unless you have hypothyroidism, you factually do not have anything more than a 5% difference than someone else. You just can't count calories and are moronic. Sincerely stop being so bullheaded and go educate yourself, it'd take like 20 mins max. Holy frick I hate people like you.
cushing syndrome as well
Isn't metabolism related to energy output
Like I said I'm not smart but you speed it up by moving, exercising. You can eat whatever calories you want as long as you burn them
It would moron, how wouldn't a 200 calorie difference between people not make a difference over time
I... I don't even know what you want me to say here. Do you realize that calories in/out resets per timeframe? There is no carry over? You either eat above or below your limit depending on height, gender, weight, energy output (which is completely independant of le-metabolism)? What are you trying to say here? If someone needs 1800 calories a day and someone needs 2000, that difference is almost completely negligible. What are you trying to say? There is some cumulitive culmination at a week's/month's end? Literally I am not your professor and I'm done here. You are genuinely stupid and unwilling to educate yourself so keep doing whatever your goal is here.. You're wrong and dumb as frick.
Go cry about it on reddit then where you belong homosexual, it's simple math and you're incapable of doing it and now have to blame me. You need help
You're actually dumb. Like not a meme. Taking pride in being uneducated isn't a good thing, but keep doing you victim.
Ok and you talk like a homosexual
I bet you live a very shallow, sorry life. I feel sorry for those around you irl
You keep projecting instead of focusing on how you're trying to be smarter than basic math to soothe your victim complex
you know nothing about me, but I know you care more about your ego being correct than factually being correct
Kek you know where you're at? Your seriously here trying to "educate" people
You're naïve as frick dude
>If someone needs 1800 calories a day and someone needs 2000, that difference is almost completely negligible
Okay, but if that person who needs 1800 eats the same exact food as the other person for an extended period of time then that's an extra 200 calories on top of what they can't handle so eventually it will add up, whereas it won't for the other person. Use your brain
Which has nothing to do with a fast/slow metabolism existing. That's just basic calorie-in/calorie-out
What is the dependent factor on how much calories a person can eat without going over their limit?
More wildly moved goal-posts. Kek
>this just in a four year old girl and a twenty-year old man need different caloric needs and can't eat the same foods and have the same consequences
>Trust my science!
I trust what I see, I see someone who is a stick that can eat more than the fat person next to them. Then your homosexual ass science doesn't mean shit to me, queer
Because the stick eats once every three days like that and doesnt eat between and doesnt snack and does more to use energy, which you don't take into consideration at all because your brain can't go beyond basic front-end logistics.
>im smarter than facts
no you just cant think with any nuance at all and are a victim and hate math/science/basic numbers
>Because the stick eats once every three days like that and doesnt eat between and doesnt snack and does more to use energy
Now you're just making stuff up and moving goal posts. Your precious "facts" don't mean much to people who have the ability of observing things for themselves. Now go put a mask on and inject experimental drugs into your body because the science told you so kek
The stick factually does not eat the same foods as the fat person where one becomes fat and one stays skinny. A pound of fat is 3000 calories. Pajeets are supposed to be good at math. This is insane lmao
You're just making shit up.
>B-but the stick doesnt eat the same food!
ok sure
Do you know how calories work? How does a 200 calorie difference per day "add up over time?" Just don't fricking eat over your limit idiot
How does
>it varies by maybe 6% caloric intake max which is maybe 200 calories unless you have sincere thyroid issues
mean
>You are trying to say that varying metabolic rate between individuals just flat out doesn't exist?
to you
Little Caesar’s is honestly my favorite pizza chain where I live. I never get the ones they have sitting around, though. I always order freshly made pizza from them. It’s just better pizza than the other chains in my neck of the woods: Domino’s, Pizza Hut and Papa John’s.
My least favorite is probably a tie between Domino’s and Pizza Hut. I get the same sensation that you do when I eat those, that I absolutely should not be eating it.
>click thread
>hungry as frick
>there is nothing to eat
>too late to order anything
Oatmeal here I come
Just had oatmeal for breakfast and your post made me laugh, enjoy your oatmeal anon
I guarantee you best the Greek food in the world can be found in America
Bros, I've just come here to state I love pizza.
I wish you all a great day, and restful sleep.
It’s the greatest food. Likewise, anon.
You can have all the "murrica numba one" you want, but Americans should at least be humble and have the bare minimum decency of admitting your food is garbage.
I guess soaking their chicken in bleach and dish soap is harming their brains after all.
>metabolism isn't real
I just wanna talk about RE4 bros
Post a thread about it. This thread is clearly about pizza and jingoism.
When you guys say you eat pizza cold, do you mean you put it in the fridge and just eat it cold right out of the fridge? Or do you leave the pizza outside on the table and eat it at room temp even after a day?
Eating a pizza at room temp a day later is how you get food poisoning. That shit is a bacteria culture. Don't do that.
Sometimes I eat pizza 2 days after leaving it outside though and I'm just fine after
It doesn't really taste good or anything, but I've done it and it's not really that bad
You are rolling the dice with your health. Obviously all types of bacteria do not grow evenly everywhere. Put that shit in your fridge or someday you'll wish you had.
ALRIGHT YOU buttholeS, SHOW ME YOUR FAVOURITE FROZEN PIZZA BRAND RIGHT NOW. NO IFS OR BUTS, POST IT NOW
Mario! No seriously it wasn't bad, not the best frozen one I ever had though
Man, you really can’t talk about fricking anything on Ganker without the most annoying, petulant homosexuals on the planet Earth finding some aspect of the topic at hand to use as an excuse to talk about who’s fat, gay, moronic or from the wrong country. Frick you!
>vidya thread with 200+ replies gets nuked
>this stays up
I’m going to kill every fricking jannie until I die
>I’m going to kill every fricking jannie until I die
>until I die
Now hold on a second
>Someone gets called fat so a redditor has to explain "metabolism" to the whole thread for 20 minutes
Only on Ganker
>autosage
it's over
what do we do now?
I can understand soi, high fructose corn sryrup and weird hard to pronounce shit scaring people off from our foods, but american cheese is literally cheddar and colby with emulsifying shit that you'd see in dressings or mayo.We give our kids soda, pizza and candy I will concede to this sad sin, that and tablets. But going by my autistic research from the fricking hypochondriac driven nature of this site, that one is okay.
Can we agree on that? Our chocolate does taste like ass ( I've actually went a week without any milk chocolate and I can taste the 'stomach acid' taste a lot more prominently)
But our pizza (Detroit) is better