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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need more.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fools be trying to trade in pontiff duels with their UGS
      >The pierce counter ring and all the vigor in the world
      >Only ever lose if the person has something resembling a brain, which is rare
      Longest streak was like 17 kills, until my estus just ran out and I lept off off the cliff on my own accord

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the Elden Ring pickaxe, but I wish there was a non-great version as well.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't beat the game?

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    famroree

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make faith build
    >from's makes it useless by the end of the game

    I loved this thing and I was forced to use the zweinhunder for radagon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and I was forced
      Wrong.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that the final boss invalidates faith builds, more like it invalidates holy damage builds. You can still pivot to fire damage, and, I think, there were some faith scaling lightning weapons, weren't there?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pivoting at all away from your build
        Ydbtg

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >make a bad build that can be countered by resistance to one (1) damage type
          >butt blasted when the game pushes back

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            if your "build" has more than one damage type, you actually unironically didn't beat the game

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              then there is literally no way to beat the game because absolutely everything is technically more than one damage type besides some spells/incants

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure most blunt weapons don't do normal or thrust, unlike swords.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                blunt/pierce/slash are modifiers to physical damage, so technically physical is two types of damage to itself

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >blunt/pierce/slash are modifiers to physical damage
                No they aren't

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you played the game, then you hackchually unironically literally didn't beat the game.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah the game is unfinished as shit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if there is cut content that means the game is unfinished
                what causes this particular brainrot?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                granted, fromsoft are terrible at managing what's to be cut
                especially in a massive game like ER, i believe splitting the game in halves to make it a denser experience would be better
                or are we still coping that all the merchant and sleep stuff is gonna make a comeback in the dlc? that all the boss repeats are good actually? that huge open areas with nothing worth exploring are SOVL?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there is no actual cohesive plot or reason for anything to happen and things are just thrown into the game and placed wherever the frick because there was no proper design document and the director is terrible at his job
                >complaining about this shit means you have brainrot
                Imagine if Tolkien wrote his books and then took out 90% of the exposition and just left in all the scenic descriptions and travelling but when Frodo stops to ask Gandalf "Why am I taking the ring to Mount Doom?" the old frick just smiled and went "Ahh, the Ringbearer and his One Ring... Ascend the plains of Mordor" and that was it
                Also Merry is a femboy with bare dainty feet because ??? and Sam just kind of orbits one in five chapters to say some dumb cryptic shit he heard once instead of actually being a continual supporting presence on Frodo's journey.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Merry is a femboy with bare dainty feet
                Wait, this is supposed to be the bad version?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yidabatig?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Y-YU-Y-Y-Y-YOU D-D-D-DDIDN'T BB-BB-B-EAT T-T-T--HE G-G-G-GA-M-M-MM-E!
            >*Sharts calmly*

            Welcome to Ganker, kiddo.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Phanks!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              nice avatar, homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but trumpet was way more fun, so I just stopped outside Radaon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there were some faith scaling lightning weapons
        Lightning weapons scale with dex for some dumbass reason. However if you use a seal with lightning weapon that attunement power scales with the seal scaling.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Given the access to all damage types I feel like they wanted to refrain from giving faith anymore than Holy and Fire for natural scaling.

          >pivoting at all away from your build
          Ydbtg

          If you're doing a Golden Order Good Boy build, fire is heresy, but Lighting is not.
          Lighting is Godwyn's choice of a weapon after all.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >If you're doing a Golden Order Good Boy build
            Anon you're trying to kill your god. Use the fricking fire

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inseparable sword
      >you need to separate from it
      fromsoft WHAT THE FRICK

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just hit him with the sword more times than he hits you, you dingus

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      use the lizard blade

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >FGMS
        you did not, by any stretch of the imagination, beat the game

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He quite literally did, look at the hp of the boss, it's showing how he's beating the game.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >health bar 0
          He beat the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what weapon?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That sword you get from the lizard dragon boss in the passage to Altus from Liurnia.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not blasting Radagon and Beast with Flames of Redmanes and ADLS
      I mean come on, you think you can kill God with a power derived from your devotion to him? A power He Himself granted you?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what about the god killing black flame blade

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Worked For Asura

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have access to every damage type as a faith build. If anything, it's the most versatile.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm planning to do a faith run at the moment, was looking at the spear of fortisax and thinking about going into lightning spells, then I realized that lightning doesn't scale with faith and the spear has no faith scaling so my only options for a faith build are that shit in the OP which I don't want to use because it looks ugly.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lightning in ER = Dex. Well, Lightning infusion at any rate. I think there were some lightning options for Faith as well. At the very least the dragon incantations.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lightning spells scale with faith, but I'm pretty sure there are no lightning faith weapons. It's pretty weird.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Use Siluria's Tree or Ordivis's Greatsword

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Use the Black Knife, it's been blatantly broken since day 1

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Faith builds is more than just holy tho.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >FTH is just le holy damaeg
        Flame infusions also scale with FTH, moron, plenty of basic ass physical weapons like Gurranq's heavy mace also scale with FTH
        [...]
        Because it got massively nerfed past the first version, so now most people pivot to the talisman

        ok but why did they have to make holy damage, which is the coolest one, so shit? Am I supposed to use the golden order gs just to beat up some weak-ass skeletons or, god forbid, for pvp?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy is the Faith version of magic because you have so many ways to boost its damage to compensate for it getting hard blocked by all the divine creatures. It's also no especially resisted by other shit. Plenty of shit just takes neutral to it. It's just inferior to magic damage.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some weapons/incantations are just shit and you have to accept that. I was surprised that Golden Order GS does less damage than a flame art Claymore

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >last uploaded a year ago

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      everytime I try make a build other than strenght. I feel like I'm just doing damage with extra steps. like why would I want to cast a bunch of buffs or use spells when I can just smash everything with my Greatsword and not waste stats into faith or int and put them into vig or end?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cuz I also appriciate the ability to do damage from a distance

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee my faith build will absolutely annihilate and rape you savagely with a reach around under you cum and I plunge deeper inside exploding your innards with lightning, shut the frick up strgay

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's kinda gay.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no no its my character doing it not me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thinks PVP matters
          let's get someone's opinion that matters

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            so you think running from me is a valid argument?!?!?!?!

            >disconnects router
            were you saying?

            why would you do this, I want to play with you, I love you, our times

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I love you
              I love me too

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >disconnects router
          were you saying?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >buys game as presented
            >chooses not to play it
            I don't understand the defeatist mindset.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        same, it always feels like the buffs and spells are just complicating shit for what, an extra 2% damage increase ? like pyromancy is cool and all but all that setup vs just swinging twice really activates the almonds. plus i dont like how spells almost remove a lot of base mechanics like parrying, counters, smart positioning, etc

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Buffs are more often than not multiplicative. Even just golden vow + ye flask + strength flame can pump to you 1.5x or more damage and it takes an entire 6 seconds outside the fog wall to set up.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            even with all that shit i never felt like i was doing more damage, and if i was i didnt even notice

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              2H +25 GS, 60 str r1 does 1136 to an albinauric in Mohg's swamp. With just vow + flame grant me strength you jump to 1569. 400 added damage per swing and you don't notice?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The same is true with every other stat so i don't know why you are singling out STR, infusions exist my man

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        war cry/braggart are so moronic you can 3 or 4 shot most pre mountaintop bosses anyway yeah

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based, STRChads are the only people who truly understand souls games at their core.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FTH is just le holy damaeg
      Flame infusions also scale with FTH, moron, plenty of basic ass physical weapons like Gurranq's heavy mace also scale with FTH

      Why does no one use the turtle shield for stamina regen you did in Dark Souls?

      Because it got massively nerfed past the first version, so now most people pivot to the talisman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All it does is hurt holy damage. Faith has a shitload of other (potentially extremely strong) potential damage types. It's not that weird to have to account for more than one damage type in an RPG at some point.

      On a basic level the game is about destroying the golden order, it's half of the reason why everyone wants you dead. Of course you fight a lot of holy enemies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      stats and itemization are horrible in this game. one of my least favorite aspects of it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person you've got black flame, lightning, regular fire, frenzied flame, boulder throwing, and ALL damage types including magic via dragon communion if you invest a little in Arc or slap on the Silver Tear Mask, and you think your build is "useless" in the end-game?
      Faith is absurdly versatile in Elden Ring.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        His argument is probably surrounding the classic souls tradition of surrounding your build around a "single teaching" which is even more present in Elden Ring with how it categorized spells.
        He wants to be a Golden Order hound using holy weapons and considers dipping into heretical shit like Black Flame or even Lightning to ruin his character build.

        It's the same reason why people fume at int/fai for having Golden Incants tossed in with necromancey and blasphemous magma because they would find the build moronic if your Tarnished practiced both.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This would be remedied if there were some kind of big bonuses for trying to stick with only "compatible" incantations, and penalties for dual wielding conflicting faiths.
          (Could also apply to sorcery, but with lighter penalties since sorcerers learning and using whatever they want makes more sense)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well every catalyst has a damage bonus, although differences in scaling and even the bonus damage are inconsistant. I don't think From wanted to force you to use a single incant type in your build, it's merely a traditionalist thing since Dark Souls strictly broke magic into 3-4 categories that each used a single damage type.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              To be fair faith in DS1 had both lightning and magic damage spells, and the DLC added phys damage sorceries and pyromancies

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well yeah there were some exceptions. But each DaS game had a particular damage philsophy that was a bit more thought out than Elden Ring.

                In DaS Fire Damage was strong against starter enemies like hollows and was free magic at the sacrifice being harder to upgrade. Magic offered effectiveness over most armored opponents, blocked by dragons. Then Lightning toppled everything except gods and was made a rare damage source not readily available till late game if you weren't a miracle user.

                Then DaS II/III introduced Dark which required the highest magic investment but offered damage that could harm godly things but was very weak against hollows and evil things.

                Elden Ring doesn't follow the same philosophy, it gives Faith a lot of Holy, which is basically is like DaS Fire but worse, but then gives them fire and lightning which have an environment gimmick. Magic is just pure neutral shit strong against nothing but not weak to much.

                It makes Faith seem well, overstacked, especially since hybrids don't really unlock a distinct damage type anymore.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish the magma sorceries were better.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The magma sorceries are great, the problem is the Gelmir staff is fricking dogshit. In order to do Magma Sorceries right you just pick a better staff and pump Int. You'll take a cut in some way due to bare minimum faith investment. but the highest Magma spell is like 18 fai minimum.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Faith issue.

      I used the Gargoyle Black Blade through the entire game and it worked fine on all of the demigods. The holy resistance isn't that much of an issue unless you literally ONLY do holy damage. But even then, Faith is absurdly versatile and there are many holy weapons that do percentage health damage. Most of the holy resistance is backloaded on endgame bosses, but all of them have weaknesses to other Faith damage types or are incredibly susceptible to Destined Death.

      This is like arguing that Magic is not viable because Raya Lucaria is crammed full of magic defense. Or that Fire isn't viable because the Fire Giant is a required boss. Yeah, there are going to be fricking enemies that resist every damage type in the game, otherwise damage types are literally fricking meaningless. Either you change to suit the enemy or accept that you're making life harder for yourself with build loyalty.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw I slammed my face through Maliketh, Godfrey, Radagon, Elden b***h and Malenia with a Sacred Golden Troll Sword
      0/10 do not recommend

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      faith gets the best weapon in the game and it's not even close, just use fire damage and you're good bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >waaaah faith bad despite having the most options in the game
      you gays are the same as straight up sword-board gays except somehow being more moronic by refusing to use the options literally presented to you

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it doesn't suck, you just suck because you limit yourself.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Y-YU-Y-Y-Y-YOU D-D-D-DDIDN'T BB-BB-B-EAT T-T-T--HE G-G-G-GA-M-M-MM-E!
    >*Sharts calmly*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't beat the game?

      No, it's not like I'm judging people for using it. I'm a Blasphemous Blade enjoyer myself.
      It's more like "what were they thinking!?". The devs just packed too much into a single weapon.
      >passive heal from killing enemies
      >active heal on weapon skill hit
      >superarmor on the weapon skill
      >huge range on the weapon skill
      >weapon skill causes hard knockdown
      BB is the confident #1 in my top 3 broken weapons.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed, it’s absolutely nuts, easily the best PvE weapon in the entire game. I’m also a BB enjoyer and my first build was a STR/FTH build on launch so finding out how good it is was a happy accident. Out of curiosity, what are the other 2 broken weapons in your top 3?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mohg's trident is #2.
          And the third place is probably shared between DMGS and Sacred Relic Sword.
          Well, as you can see, I gravitate towards certain weapon types more than the others, and the list is by no way objective. I could probably put RoB somewhere up there too.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for sharing. I largely agree with your list. This

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            I love my wife.
            Her twin sister is also my wife.
            I love dual standing my wives.
            I love my wives.

            and Moonveil pre-nerf were also pretty insane

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            Left, don’t betray best girl

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd also place DMGS, Mogh's Spear, and The Blasphemous Blade in the top three, though I'd arrange it as
            >DMGS
            >BB
            >MS
            They're all really fricking busted.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Third place is easily Envoy's Long Horn. The only drawbacks are the shit drop rate and that it takes until Leyndell to get it, otherwise it is FTH's equivalent to Comet Azur cheese. Even Elden Beast gets fricked by bubbles and it's supposed to be strong to that shit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tfw I also went for a str/fth „paladin“ build and kept using one of those generic golden swords until the end.
          When I switched to this shit I was so puzzled how much better it was lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"what were they thinking?"
        I mean you can ask that for a lot of weapons and spells in ER. It's just a spam fest L2 simulator

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they made it look like diarrhea, so that makes it homosexual tier anyways. It could 1shot any enemy in the game including invaders, give you infinite HP and buff all your starts to 99 and I will still not use it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day gay

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek, did I get you, you?
            go minmax even if it means weaing a dildo unicorn helmet lmao get triggered homosexualBlack person

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go fricking die, you tasteless piece of shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                don't forget your turd shield!! (but its the best in the game!!!)
                LMAAOOO

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go fricking die, you tasteless piece of shit.

            lmao buttmad Elden baby pissed people are making fun of his moronic looking weapons.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My mimic tear is going to annihilate the DLC with this while I watch

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to kill Rykard for the sword
    >Also want to actually finish the volcano manor questline

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can do both

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously he means he wants to grab the sword EARLY. But you can't finish the last part of the quest until after Morgott.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well that's on anon I would use merchant mod not to if I wanted to have my cake and eat it too

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gothic is better

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I beating the game?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >great peepee
      You already won

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude wtf you're on blue board delete it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Great Epeen
      This might be the only weapon that can, in fact, beat the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mained that for like 80% of the game on my dex/int build.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I beat it with it, so yeah

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe, but you didn’t beat the other player

      >Great Epeen
      This might be the only weapon that can, in fact, beat the game.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't played since 2022, is a Frenzy Vyke build any good?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dogshit, almost all the enemies are not affected by Madness.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Broken in PvP

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vyke's was gutted when they nerfed dual wield status procs.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now you just have to use one Vyke's and madness incantations and can still be an absolute menace because status still procs off phantom hits

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played since launch what's the most busted build right now for pve?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      still scavengers sword x2, seppuku x2, varre mask, jump attack gear, jump attack l1 spam

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used it but only after beating Malenia with the claymore, I also only used it because it's the same moveset as the claymore.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still don't get how a big frickoff cleaver like this does delicate, finesse slash damage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because dex is gay anon, it's made for you

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        On what fricking planet is the Omen Cleaver a DEX weapon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          TWINK! TWINK! DEX TWINK!!!!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Planet moron.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It looks gay therefore it's dex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cuz it's curved
      It's called draw cutting anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still mad this is the closest thing to a Murakumo in the game.

      Fricking DLC better have the Murakumo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The murakumo is the dismounter, though

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why can't they made a curved greatsword that doesn't look like garbage? Like take a Falchion, or Grossemesser and just scale it up, boom a good looking curved greatsword. It has a real guard, it doesn't look like a melted turd

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does no one use the turtle shield for stamina regen you did in Dark Souls?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turtle talisman does a better effect and only costs a talisman slot

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its really not that good compared to a lot of other stuff

    Weapon art is alright for bosses you can stun with it, but overall its pretty mid, no clue what everyones so hyped about when it comes to this weapon tbh. AR is way too low to justify lack of bleed/frost

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but overall its pretty mid
      It does insane damage and heals you
      I'm doing a playthrough with it right now and I've been consistently 4-5 shotting bosses with it, including main ones like Morgott

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >including main ones like Morgott
        Morgott is one of the easiest bosses in the game even without busted weapons

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my beloved

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godslayer Greatsword, my beloved.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can try doing a faith build, a int build, a arcane build, a arcane/faith build, a dex build, a dex str build...... but in the end it all feels off, it doesn't quite feel right, it's like i am wearing the skin of someone else. And eventually I RETVRN........... I accept what I AM and what I want to do.......

    B
    I
    G

    B
    O
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    K

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take the str/arc pill and get yourself a raspberry cordial-infused giant-crusher. Can you truly say you're pulverising your enemies if they're not exploding into blood?

      Smarr indie company, spaghetti coding prease understandu
      I don't know what their development process is like, but sometimes it feels like wholly different people have been in charge of implementing the same thing, so you get like 8 different interpretations of one mechanic in the game

      And then you look at the Marais Executioner's Sword and it works perfectly with the insignia and prosthesis, and it's an absolute fricking monster for it.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >longsword and shield
    >knight set
    >use guardcounters and stand off to poisebreak everyone under the sun
    Feels good being a k***ht

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is my wife.
    I love my wife.
    Her twin sister is also my wife.
    I love dual standing my wives.
    I love my wives.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick yeah.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did the 4-way scaling endgame weapon had to be a short sword this time?
      I wish it was the great sword class.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not much of a choice when it's the ONLY weapon for a fai/int build
      There is literally nothing else

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Flame/Sacred infused Clayman Harpoon?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DDBB
      >Not CCBB

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could play this game again but for some reason it's having a lot of stutters recently. I played it 3 months ago without any issues and none of my other games are stuttering.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Works fine for me. Remember to run it borderless as full screen caps it at 60 fps.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left or right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you guided her all the way to the haligtree instead of killing her at the windmills for the prosthesis, you might as well properly finish her quest, so left

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you caught me that was the plan

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nice, enjoy those insanely boosted heavy attacks (talisman doesn't proc on the wheel's special skill sadly)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >talisman doesn't proc on the wheel's special skill sadly
            Why the frick are jap games full of these weird broken (and working) synergies?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Smarr indie company, spaghetti coding prease understandu
              I don't know what their development process is like, but sometimes it feels like wholly different people have been in charge of implementing the same thing, so you get like 8 different interpretations of one mechanic in the game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >killing her at the windmills for the prosthesis
        You can do that?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, you give her the prosthesis at the beginning of Altus, reach her following meeting spot (windmills, after killing the godskin) and execute her on the spot for that sweet +5 dex +attack boost talisman, no need to get all the way to the end of her questline, unlike the rotten insignia

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      right for potential dlc shenanigans

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing quite as hard as the executioner sword and this mixed set

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As good as the corkscrew is, I will always be annoyed that we don't get Elemer's telekinetic swipes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        having to commit to every single attack because it has a wind up and freezes you into place would make it pretty much unusable but i do get the feeling of being robbed of a cooler moveset. i also just plain like the design so losing on cool sith shit isn't that big of a hit

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Coulda just made it the charged heavies.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on how they made it. I like to imagine it could have worked similarly to the beast cutter from Bloodborne, which was actually quite nice for crowd control with it's wide-sweeping attacks.

          Coulda just made it the charged heavies.

          Or just make it a stance-type ash of war like square off or unsheathe. L2+R1 for the telekinetic swipes and L2+R2 for the corkscrew.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pure kino sword, wish we would get more of that kind of stuff in games in general.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that mea culpa

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it’s the Penitent One’s sword. Always thought it was dope.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you gay if you hold the hilt?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will cut you.
    I will proc bleed.
    You will bleed out.
    You will die.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was and still is Moonveil. It carried me for about 90% of the game, and once I acquired it the game became so much easier to play. Despite so many weapons in the game I just stuck with Moonveil as nothing else felt comfortable/simple to use, plus I love katanas. A "magic" katana sounded even cooler.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TOGETHAAA

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ripple Crescent halberd with pure ARC build. Applying sleep, poison or bleed grease on it depending on situation. mostly sleep

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >symbol of Lilith
      What did Miyazaki mean by this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted to use this so bad then I found out it doesnt scale properly with bloodflame and you have to use grease which is lame because its the only arc weapon you can use buffs on

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start a new game
    >want to make a cosplay character
    >just end up min maxing again
    i hate my autism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you set your limits? Make it a ruleset, if you need to.
      >Don't level up past x at x area
      >Don't upgrade weapons past x at x area
      >Only use [cosplay fitting] weapons
      What was your last cosplay where you ended up min maxing ruïning it in your own eyes?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >start new character
      >pink skin
      >black nose
      >eye size: MAX. Emerald green.
      >wild hair. Also pink.
      >Rotten Duelist pants/gloves/chest. Modified with no cape.
      >Prelate's Inferno Crozier
      >Lightning Ram weapon art
      >put summon sign down before any popular boss

      I'll get you this time, Sonic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        May as well just go all out.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll be damned. They got this shit down to a science.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did a crucible knight cosplay recently it's strong

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That sword would be beautiful if you cleaned off the nasty snake tongues or whatever on it

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >level the first straight sword to max
    >enchant the sword with different elements depending on the enemies
    let me guess.... you need more?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prefer me a golden noble sword (jesus christ don't farm this) and a shiny brass shield. Otherwise agreed.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't need more.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ol reliable

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used this. Strong and thematic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hope they fix the hyperarmor on it

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start new game intent on making a new character for dlc
    >walk out the door to limgrave
    >suddenly realize the amount of time its all gonna take to do all over again, and how much garbage filler there is
    >alt f4
    God bless for pc gaming and mods, i just started playing the boss rush mod instead, and gonna play the DLC on the original 150 hr save.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >start new game for dlc
      >not push into NG+7 on an existing character for dlc
      Skill issue.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just use honest merchant, I made a few characters with it then just did npcs quests and great runes only, Super comfy

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    <

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Togethaaaar me and mimic will rape Malenia with it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stay away from my autistic daughter TARNISHED

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your autistic daughter got a very bad case of yeast infection.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't have a shit-eating romp with Dung Eater Puppet

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Int hybrid builds suck because you always have to wave a staff around
    At least give us back weapon catalysts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's only ever been one good weapon catalyst and it wasn't a sorcery tool.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blue Flame in DS2 was good

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vigor is overrated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vigor above 60 yes

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Take the L like a man
      I would have severed my own powerline just to spite him for using homosexual zoomer language.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You were over RL.125, Meta level for duels is 125
      The pvp in these games is so fricking autistic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is who makes all those "you didn't beat the game" threads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This GOTTA be ironic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Portugal
        He's never been more serious about anything in his life.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I only invade, the pvp in these games is fricking garbage so might as well just do stupid shit and rejoice when I get that hard earned win with all odds against me
      >Hurr durr I gestured at your dead corpse xd
      Congrats you beat the villain with the help of your two boyfriends, you are VERY skilled at the game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm thinking about making a level ~60 invader that has both boom physique ingredients to oneshot everyone I hit with it
      It's gonna be a pain to get but this is the one way I can imagine pvp being fun

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's also the only way to achieve any kind of twinking effect because the explosion deals crazy damage as you said, nobody is gonna have the vig to survive this at that level range

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh frick that's good
        my dc's aren't as funny

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >calls other players clowns for not being at le reddit meta level
        >quits when he gets his shit pushed in trying to crouch poke his way to victory
        Ironic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You were over RL.125, Meta level for duels is 125
      The pvp in these games is so fricking autistic

      thats just duelists, and there's two kinds of people that become duelists with some overlap.

      People that think Elden Ring is some sort of fighting game

      People that are failed invaders

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So there's only one kind of people who become duelists

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          not all failed invaders become duelist, some become blues or gankers

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've been a blue since late DeS because it's much more fun to play fun police and watch reds seethe against somebody who's even more of a dick than them.
            Granted playing Blue has been progressively less fun, much like invasions as a whole, but even in ER where Reds are at their weakest I've had some good moments.
            I really do miss DeS invasions though, none of this advanced bracket and baby wheels nonsense where the host gets all possible benefits, no wonder Reds started reverse gank clubs to kill Blues.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have no respect for blues in ER, at least in the Souls games there's some reward. In Elden Ring you're going blue just to gank because you have no friends to gank with, and you're doing it for free. There's a tiny minority that actually think they're helping a poor host, or just like to frick with reds but that's still miniscule compared to blues who are just friendless gankers

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                How did you get all this insight into the motivations of blues?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the truth is that he's posting on a blue board

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I get where you're coming from, as I said I still play Blue purely because I like the Blue Vs Red rivalry, I don't really care about rewards, but when the host gets two gold phantoms AND he also gets two summon us Blues and most probably still gets himself killed by a lone Red or simply by panicking and falling in a pit, it is pretty embarassing.
                Honestly, I blame the change in userbase with the DS games, DeS wasn't like this, most of us were fully aware of the intention between invasions as a mechanic and enjoyed that, we reveled in the random dickassery, but nowadays most people who play these games are babies who are deathly afraid of the red man despite being pandered to in every single possible way, so yeah I do feel a bit dirty when I play as a Blue in ER, but it's still the job I enjoy the most, in theory.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Blues don't even have an in-universe lore explanation anymore because for some reason Fromsoft didn't make Yura a blue hunter.

              How far they've fallen...

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's much more fun to play fun police and watch reds seethe against somebody who's even more of a dick than them
              It's so funny that blues have become this. Instead of being this order that defends people who can't defend themselves, they're now this vestigial mechanic that stacks the advantage in the host's favour even more than it already is to near-insurmountable levels. The chucklefricks who were invading at base level with Quelaag's Fury Sword in the Undead Burg over a decade ago aren't invaders anymore, they became blues and/or gankers the moment it was clear that they have the biggest advantage and potential to piss people off. Even saint fricking riot, the premier roleplay build invader man, keeps "mean" shit on his characters like dual pikes or Moonveil for when he comes up against bullshit that his "cute" set-ups couldn't possibly overcome 99 times out of 100.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dueling is dumb fun that I have instant access to as a warmup or just to frick around a bit, but that's all it is

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ER dueling is so aids because the fun aspect of it (the risk of your progress through the level) is invalidated by the fights being instanced so you're just running around fishing for a hit. invading is the real mans game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course he plays a female character, too. what a f@g.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Least deranged onlinegay
      I am continually amazed people play online for any reason other than silly messages

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      here's one from last fall i encountered

      clawCHADS where you at?

      >get hookclaws
      >get 80 arc
      >make those things occult
      >strip naked
      >blue dancer it up
      >500 AR with the minimum dex
      >98 bleed
      i'll take it over bloodflame any day

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I will adjust my setup accordingly
        Did he just admit to using cheats?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah son of a b***h i'm moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesnt surprise me someone who thinks LeChina is the goat is this much of a homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >quickstep and bloodhound are le cheating
      >but so is light rolling
      >level your vigor but don't wear the best armor, and also don't wear the worst/none because that's also unfair
      >you were too passive, but being too aggressive or hit and running is also le bad
      >you spammed ashes, but also just pressing RB isn't allowed because... it just isn't, ok?
      What the frick does this troony want?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no items, fox only, final destination

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        To win a really boring slugging match.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whenever I see pvp gays b***hing with their "scared of the red man" autism for this game, it makes me genuinely kek to see how insane they are when they have to play against people that willingly opt into it and then get mad over it.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the most plain, most generic weapons of its type
    >can't help but love it
    I don't know if this is a curse or a blessing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my Black person

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You did not beat the game.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Costs basically no MP and has insane DPS. This alone makes Faith viable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >This alone makes Faith viable
      More like one of the many reasons Faith is borderline OP in this game
      DS3 Faith builds to Elden Ring Faith builds is such a glow up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it certainly helps that faith essentially ate the pyromancer class from ds3. my favorite thing about elden ring's magic is that both stat scaling casting options come in like 4 or 5 separate elemental flavors for all scenarios, and both get access to physical damage spells too.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its the Lance + any kite shield

    potentially a straight sword for certain elementals. Bleed is too unethical in this game.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My baby.

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >use taunters tongue to lure in invaders
    >oh shit have to go afk hope I'm safe
    >come back after a couple minutes
    >theres prism stones all around my legs, furlcalling remedy item pickup
    it's weird being reminded how nice pvpers can be amidst all the other shit

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can kill any of the other demigods
    >can even kill the elden beast
    >can‘t harm ranni though because she‘s a mary sue

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's funny she's the only "behind the scenes mastermind" or "Schemer" of fromsoft games that can't be harmed, at alll, I can't think of anyone else, kind of moronic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just do her questline and attack her at the last moment, there you ruined every single plan she ever had, hateboner fulfilled

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because she's blue da ba dee da ba di.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miyazaki won't let you harm his waifu

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ranni's quest involves her needing a special weapon to be able to slay a singular Two Fingers
      >yet every other fingers you find dead
      >you can also beat the fricking Elden Beast (God, with a capital G) with your bare fists
      my favorite plothole, although this one does have an answer since the shit was originally for the cut Mimic Tear quest

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not interacting with her at all fricks her over the hardest. Her other servants are incompetent at best and traitorous at worst. She needs you to accomplish anything of significance.
      What's worse for her: being dead or still being stuck on that rotting, parasitized rock; fruitlessly working towards a goal she will never accomplish?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not interacting fricks her over, but not quite as hard as going frenzied flame and slagging everything in its entirety.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doing any other ending than hers is a slap to the face and one she never quites recover from. Not to mention by the time you reach the end practically everyone she ever loved is dead and if you didn't progress her story at all she's stuck as a rotten doll in a tower. Seems pretty harmed to me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >do Ranni quest to the point of getting the DMGS
        >beat radabeast
        >step right past her summon sign and do age of order ending
        >laugh as the false hopes she built up of not wandering the cosmos alone go up in smoke

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You beat the game.

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do a FTH/INT playthrough
    >Have my character reasonably bulky + buffs, at minimum have 20% resist in each defensive stat
    >Mimic Tear boss still one-shots me with Ring of Light
    How loaded is this Incantation specifically?

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >start game with perfect wepon

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this sword was so fricking based for melania, it carried my playthrough. I spent like a week just carrying morons through her because the weapon art or whatever would KD that c**t every time. then for elden beast it all of a sudden was useless. elden ring was such dogslop. it's crazy how people defend it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Game bad because weapons have actual pros and cons
      Stick to TES

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i have to... change my playstyle and loadouts to win??
      vexing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Game bad because weapons have actual pros and cons
        Stick to TES

        game was ez and boring, cope and seethe about it as much as you want fromtroons whatever flavor of damage you do the entire combat just boils down to pic related, whatever weapon is in your hand is just a stat stick in between dodge rolls in all soulslop

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the irony of this critique coming from someone who posted a morrowind image is simply astounding

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            surprised you could type that post without looking for a compass at the top of your screen every 3 seconds

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >minimalist ui is... Le bad!
              You one of those new ubisoft pr hires?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                think its just someone shitposting Elden Ring since its basically the same wojack reaction image

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to let you in on a little secret, BB doing not a lot of damage to EB is not because of EB's resistances

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wear blue cipher
    >summoned to gank an invader
    >do patches squat and watch the host die
    >host keeps running around me thinking ill help
    >when host dies I run over to them and stalk dung pie
    lolololol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      epic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic rel

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This weapon trivialize the entire game. It's scaling is also ridiculous for NG+++ whatever.
    >also Fire Damage
    shan't be topped

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starting my 2nd playthrough after beating the game near release.

    Would like to have access to as many miracles, spells and incants so looking at at INT/FTH/ARC build.

    First time I basically did STR grug with double hammers so I barely used spells other than a few resistance buffs.

    Any ideas for breakpoints? I don't mind doing some PvP as I level up but I prefer playing fun/thematic stuff.

    Finding situations to use underpowered or unpopular spells is what I enjoy.

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever fallen in love with a weapon so hard that it ruined your plans to use a different weapon in your run and you keep going back to it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll just use it at the start until I find something better.. then it strikes the last bonk on the Elden Beast.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what makes it better compared to other greataxes?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nta, but massive range and it still does really high damage
        Using other greataxes is kinda painful by comparison

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Golem's halberd is basically a better (but heavier) version of greataxes

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            uglier too

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I had a naked dual-wield Golem Halberd character once and people fled at the sight of it. They're just so huge, I assume I looked like some ungodly 1-shot build.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Golem's Halberd can't slot in Wild Strikes, though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        wide sweeping R2 unlike most which have a vertical slam

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nta, but massive range and it still does really high damage
        Using other greataxes is kinda painful by comparison

        I think it is literally double the length of the Greataxe

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, that very axe in fact. was running it with freezing mist on a frost paladin until i got blaidd's greatsword. got the sword, used it for a bit, switched back to the crescent. such a fun weapon.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are these true glorious pngs untouched by Fextralife's homosexualry?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1QlFDRjtwJvJXBED7JsLN7jnkxB6ySr3p

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so ugly.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sword of the most based genius demigod of all
    Of course it's the most broken faith related thing in the game.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I desperately wanted to love this thing, but having absolutely no hyper armor whatsoever on its ash of war is completely backbreaking.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally bugged, it had hyperarmor before

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is Melina the most beautiful Fromsoft NPC ever?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not even close

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Melina looks better than Friede though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        this, the godslayer greatsword has the same bug

        Over under on them actually fixing it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally bugged, it had hyperarmor before

      this, the godslayer greatsword has the same bug

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >backbreaking
      I read this as buckbreaking. I really need a break from Ganker.

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    my level 250 toon is gonna mog the dlc fr

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >colossal weapon
    >requires 30STR to wield
    >DEX weapon
    what the frick

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a shit weapon like all axes, so asinine req is honestly a godsend

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the only reason to use it would be if you want to colossal status spam and also wield gransax for whatever reason. Though at that point you'd be better off dumping the rest of your levels into fth and just using the clawmark seal

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My beloved.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's pic related

      I used this. Strong and thematic.

      gigabased

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the damage, but I prefer the stab R1s on the other halberds

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never used it before but I am going to for my next playthrough just before the DLC comes out and no one can stop me.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't someone argue earlier that magic is more broken than this sword for pve? Would anyone agree?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It kinda depends on the investment into being as OP as possible. Full tuned build of magic is gonna whip melee's ass any day but if you don't go 100% into it melee is just better. Not to mention melee is much much easier to build around at middling effort levels.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's also the thought investment to consider. spellcasting has like 200 damage options and though some of them are very good none of them are OP for every situation. not to mention buffs, scaling, the physick, and whatever else you want to stack to make a truly "OP" caster. to make the blasphemous blade OP you level your stats correctly then hit l2. maybe cast flame grant me strength first.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly the game's damage scaling is so moronic that just mashing the vig level up button and putting the rest in unga bonk str or a bleed weapon is probably the most op shit you can do

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You really dont need anything beyond this and double slash.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never liked the look of this thing, like it just doesn't look properly sharp and pointy

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat the game.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Desperately hoping the special power activates again for Mesmer's fight.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nothin personal

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like LONG weapons. which is the one for me?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The pike

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't beat the game but I had really fun

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    clawCHADS where you at?

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely dislike how they just decided to give weapons a bunch of lasers and shit. Moonveil is fricking moronic and also trivializes the entire PvE, which is why they have to do whatever weird new leveling system for the DLC because otherwise people would laser beam the entirety of it in like 2 hours. Instead of doing cool special attacks that are slightly more grounded in reality like the Stamp or some of the other normal attacks, they just said "eh whatever, laser beams, AoE, fire beams, frick it all" and called it a day. I would kill for them to add proper stances so you can use something like the Zweihander in a way that reflects how that kind of sword was used for real, or give it a stance where light or heavy attack makes you do different moves with different properties like dodging while attacking or block+attack or something fun like that.

    Laser sword shit is moronic and makes everyone play like monkeys and pseudo-mages because it encourages you to stay at a distance and just ooga booga shoot lasers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really like, berserk roar, stand off, and just about every ash that causes you to change movesets, we really really need more of those

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    does elden ring have anything like this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >does elden ring have soul
      erm, no

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, closest thing we got was bloodhound fang, a re-branded furry old wolf CGS

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has the most drip out of all swords and elegant moveset in your way

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's ready to have none of their questions answered in the DLC?

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went for a magic playthrough on my first run, totally blind praying ER would have something like the immolation tinder, my disappointment was immeasurable when I found out there was nothing like this. I hope the DLC brings back weapon catlysts but I doubt it.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >backstab me
    sure thing, thanks for making it easy to interrupt you not beating the game

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carian grandeur misericorde on my int dex build is a really funny finisher, it's kind of like playing a mage that can pull of MH triple charge great sword out of his ass .

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should try out carian slicer. Somehow everyone missed how absurdly strong it is whilst costing almost no FP whatsoever.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone knows that Carian Slicer is fricking busted. Does the damage of a low end greatsword with the speed of a dagger, all while being the most FP efficient spell in the game.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh I did when I played this game initially 2 years ago, it was invalidating my melee. But now I'm trying to do ranged character with surprise big swords for things that come closer.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >everyone missed
        Anon, I’m fairly certain everyone knows Carian Slicer is one of the best INT spells. This is like saying “wow, Catch Flame does so much damage, how come no one talks about it?”

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used it, I loved it, I did beat the game. lmaoing at y'all.
    >it's so frickig ugly tho

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Double great stars + claw talisman
    poise breaks all day

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You want stance breaks? Use guard counters with the great stars + cragblade + stonebarb. One guard counter + 1 hit breaks most bosses instantly.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking about doing a fist run, but what to pick?

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring DLC should have a final boss that is immune to magic and summons to shit on casuals

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Respec into Ancient Dragon Lightning Strike
      >Kill it in one hit
      >Respec into my older build

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, have it be a true counter/mimic style boss.
      >if you summon help it summons help
      >if you use BS magic it uses BS magic
      >if you heal it heals
      And to top it off have it smack talk the player for using anything in the fight.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >strip off all armor and weapons
        >remove all spells and incants from bar
        >equip two madness seals
        >drink all of my flasks
        This is how a true mimic fight should be. We punch eachother's lights out until someone frenzies and dies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Roll up to final DLC boss ready to ring my little bell and mash L2 with my Blasphemous Blade into him
      >Enter arena ring bell and start buffing
      >Boss proceeds to whip his own bell out and summons a clone of itself as well

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should make it that if someone summons he himself summons a bunch of the most annoying enemies on the game to swarm you

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can Godfrey be a human when he’s like 20 ft tall?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every fromsoft game makes a lot of the NPCs that arent other player models bigger then the player, if not outright giant. Hell even the basic soldiers and commoners are taller. Its a mix of gameplay and art stuff to make you feel like your facing against someone quite literally bigger in both power and importance.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the punch-out classic

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Radagon was shattered
    >Elden beast was already injured
    You never beat the golden order

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >radagon is marika
    why did the devs have to deadname?

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care if others think it's ugly, I like the unga 2 handed heavy and the fact that you go full primal dipshit and bodyslam with the ash. The fact that the fricking thing is bar none the strongest of its class and hits colossal sword AR is a nice perk.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not ugly but I hate how it has no arcane scaling despite being a dragon communion inspired weapon.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Worked For Asura

    Lol

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >+18 Cold Crozier
    >go down to Siluria
    >Roar
    >charged R2
    >charged R2
    >riposte
    >charged R2
    >dead
    this is too much power

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Farming the beastman cleaver early game without discovery is fricking irritating

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TOGETHAAAA WE WILL NOT BEAT THE GAME

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go back to try elden ring again
    >go int/fai
    >does 0 damage
    >useless in pvp
    >almost no build synergy in the entire game

    yeah i'm thinking there's a reason people prefer souls games to this dogshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >does 0 damage
      Use the golden order seal and SoNaF moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i am using them moron
        a +24 PoD staff fully charged ancient death rancor at 60/60 int/fai can't even kill a haligtree tiny trumpeteer

        shit does no damage
        meanwhile i could have just pumped everything into int and instantly killed it with a night comet

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i am using them moron
          >is not using them
          what did he mean by this

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >make int/fai build
            >you can't use sorceries at all because PoD staff fricking sucks
            is that what you're telling me? why not just go full faith then

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              int/fai fricking sucks because the only benefit to it are those holy damage discs and sword of night and flame

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >is that what you're telling me?
                PoD sucks until you are overleveled beyond measure. Death sorceries also suck.
                >why not just go full faith then
                So you can use SoNaF and sorceries on the side (with a normal staff). 60 int is still respectable damage.

                so how should i set my character up for pvp? just get rid of the sorceries entirely and use mostly faith spells and sonaf?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You would be way better off sticking to incantations and maybe a couple gimmick spells like the cannon for ledge shenanigans. PVP INT/FTH is actually not that bad. You can mix up Radagon's Ring, Triple Rings, Wrath of Gold, Elden Stars to setup some tricky situations.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I used stuff like SoNaF and Coded Sword as sidearms in case I needed to fight without time to restore FP. You can use these as your main tool, of course, but don’t ignore the spells and incants. There’s a lot of great stuff for PvP, like Carian Piercer for roll catching, Catch Flame has unreal damage and stagger (with max cast speed from Azur’s Staff and Radagon icon, it also combos well with C.Piercer and Stone of Gurranq among other great options), triple discus is really good zoning, and so on. Hell, I’ve had a couple super fun wins pulling out Radagon’s Rings and Fortissax’s double spear. Also, some of those utility incantations can come in clutch if you find a good time to cast. I almost always keep Law of Regression slotted, comes in handy more often than you’d expect.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The golden order light spells are fantastic but they require a lot of stat investment to pull off. For the lowest commitment I suggest pure faith and bump int to 14 for discus. Super reliable and it’s fun to hit enemies on the rebound. Double fun if you go full gimmick mode and parry your returned spell with the Erdtree great shield. It’s all holy damage so take that for what you will but very stylish and a very unique style of play.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                int/fai fricking sucks because the only benefit to it are those holy damage discs and sword of night and flame

                >is that what you're telling me?
                PoD sucks until you are overleveled beyond measure. Death sorceries also suck.
                >why not just go full faith then
                So you can use SoNaF and sorceries on the side (with a normal staff). 60 int is still respectable damage.

                ADR in pvp is really really annoying though so I don't see why you shouldn't use it. It won't kill people but it will trip them up.

                Also don't sleep on magma sorceries, though I really don't need to go true int/fai for those.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >is that what you're telling me?
              PoD sucks until you are overleveled beyond measure. Death sorceries also suck.
              >why not just go full faith then
              So you can use SoNaF and sorceries on the side (with a normal staff). 60 int is still respectable damage.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used an Int/Fai build for one of my playthroughs and also took it to the PvP coliseums. It’s obviously not as good as some super optimized bleed build or pure INT bullshittery, but it does just fine. I’m not good at PvP, so if I can manage to win around half my fights, the build style is at least moderately viable.

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >put in a frickton of weapons with a frickton of different weapon arts
    >the moronic upgrade system prevents you to ever experiment with these weapons

    What the frick were they thinking?

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A third of the games armor selection is recolors with a different coat of arms on their tabard.
    >All of the metal is just slightly too off-colored to match.
    >Armor altering 90% of the time just removes the fricking cape while gutting the stats because frick you
    >Half of the remaining armor looks like a artist just trying to be "unique" instead of making something players would actually want to fricking wear.
    >To top it off half the "unique" armor is a part of the murder hobo questline that doesn't show up until halfway through the game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      altering 90% of the time just removes the fricking cape while gutting the stats because frick you
      It's not like armor stats mean shit outside of Limgrave since most of the later game bosses/enemies will 1 or 2 shot you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        unironically not true

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is it not? Any armor is negligible at best, the only reason to give a shit about armor stats after DS1 is for shit like resistances.

          >since most of the later game bosses/enemies will 1 or 2 shot you.
          For the love of god LEVEL VIGOR.

          I leveled it to 60, I still cannot think of a single time when armor did frickall to prevent the problem with late game enemies being overtuned when it comes to damage. Once you hit the mountaintops the only enemies that won't 1-3 shot you are the basic b***h catacomb cats and other low tier shit that you just run past anyways.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon in Elden Ring you can literally facetank most of the bosses easily with a tank build.
            You're doing something severely wrong to be getting 1-3 shotted.
            Such as wearing
            >Radagon's Soreseal

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seals are only good for early game where you want to make up for a lack of stats to use the rare item. Again, I swapped around between shit like the Fingerprint set and other medium sets and the problem still persists with shit like Nail almost always killing in 2 or 3 hits.
              >Just play a specific build to stack seven buffs to make the fact that armor in the game is almost completely pointless
              No.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is why we only level VIG until Radahn boyo, exactly as Mitsubishi masterfully intended.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >since most of the later game bosses/enemies will 1 or 2 shot you.
        For the love of god LEVEL VIGOR.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >DUDE YOU NEED TO LEVEL VIGOR
          Wrong

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >go full tank with the best armor I have so far and embrace the fatroll
        >30% damage reduction
        >meh whatever let's not do that, midroll time
        >20% damage reduction, usually more
        Yeah what the frick is this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can reach 50% damage negation with armor and talismans, even before using any defense buffs. It's also really not hard to reach ~2000 HP. Pair that with how many Ashes of War give you hyper armor, poise, damage negation, or just stunlock bosses, and face-tanking is really easy. And that's not even getting into how good shields are.

        With how they've kind of toned down scaling on offensive stats, Vigor is the best stat in the game for how high its returns are.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >talismans
          >AOW
          Not armor. That's like covering the wall with pictures and posters to cover up the fact that your buddy Barry drunkenly stumbled into it last week and now there's a giant hole in the wall.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            50% negation is from armor and talismans, and the great shield talisman only gives a portion of that. You can willfully and intentionally bullshit all you want but armor in Elden Ring is useful. It's just not absolutely broken because the game expects you to use all of the tools it gives you.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              30% with fat rolling is negligible at best and still ends with you getting killed in three hits at best. So I highly doubt that extra 20 does frickall outside of maybe making it take 3 and a half hits to kill, maybe four.
              >yeah but just sit behind a shield
              then your guard gets broken because you're just sitting there because your dodge rolls are fricking ass leaving you unable to use it and your stamina gets drained faster than you can get it back. Eat shit moron, armor is more pointless in Elden Ring than it was in shit like Dark 3 or Bloodborne.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Every additional point of negation is bigger than the last. Going from 40 to 50% means you take 16% less damage, effectively, despite only going up 10%. So, yes, that extra 20 does a fricking lot.
                >then your guard gets broken
                Have you literally never seen somebody use a shield in Elden Ring?

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was their mindset behind making int/fai so fricking awful in this game? it's actually borderline unplayable compared to the amount of support other builds get

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing it was at first a "too many cooks in the kitchen" situation where the weapon guy didn't get the memo that Fundy & Death were INT+FAI. Then post release Japanese autism and pride prevented them from patching in even C-D scaling on the weapons that should have them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are the odds the dlc makes it better because honestly 90% of the spells suck ass too
        rykards rancor and ancient death rancor can be avoided by walking towards the caster
        like wow great spells

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm guessing they will add new INT+FAI weapons and spells that aren't dogshit, but leave the old stuff dogshit because:
          >"Frick you! Them being shit & designed wrong is our vision, Prease understando!"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They made a category of spells/incantations for it but then somehow forgot to add an Ashe of War category for them so now you're stuck playing a gimped version of an INT build or a gimped version of a FTH build.

  99. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This for fire and the inseparable sword for holy, you dont need anything else. the two strongest weapons in the game.

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why won't they buff my boy. It's a remembrance item and cost 50 FP why is it so shit? This is just another line to the Morgott mistreatment

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You now remember that Thorn Sorceries "exist"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would use it if it was an incantation

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The guilty, their eyes gouged by thorns, lived in eternal darkness. There, they discovered the blood star.
      >the guys that cast these hang out with flame monks
      >Messmer is missing an eye
      Messmer is bringing it back briar bros

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately you can only get his signature thorn spell by completing an elaborate jump puzzle to a evergaol to fight his twin brother Mossmer, The Skewerer. The spell in question is just Briars of Punishment but with three thorns instead of 1

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >elaborate jump puzzle
          It's been so long since I've done actual exploring in the game that I forgot that the DLC might be full of rooftop jump shit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            We're gonna get another platforming section like the one that leads to the Three Fingers, but it will be just as tall as the one from Armoured Core 1. Yes there will be mobs with greatbows shooting at you.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I still can't believe people actually defended reusing Godrick for an evergaol fight and acting like it "totally makes sense" for the "lore" of Elden Ring.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be spell design Dev
      >completely ignore the dev that thinks arcane should be the bleed stat and is making cool Mohg blood incants
      >"I want to rip off dead man wonderland that would be so cool"
      >Genius idea of creating a staff for it that's a faith scaling staff, you know, like the gimmick staves in every souls game that are fricking useless because spells require int to use
      >It's ok though, he'll make these spells have a high faith requirement to use.
      >The spells are pretty much dog shit compared to the based Mohg Incants, hurting the player, slow to cast, worse damage and bleed build up.
      >Fortunately a few players discover that the Albinauric Staff boosts the bleed of these spells due to how arcane scaling works
      >"REEEEEEE NO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE MY SPECIAL FAITH EDGELORD SPELLS USEFUL WITH homosexual ARCANE USE MUH STAFF OF THE GUILTY!"
      >Proceeds to nerf Arcane scaling with Thorn Sorceries to complete dogshit

      Seriously what was the fricking point?

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AOW isnt autistic
    >Gets over 1k damage with softcaps and a minor buff
    >roll punishes and range up the ass
    if this weapon did any other damage type it would be beyond broken

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a mod
      fug this would have been super cool

      https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/2896

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i used lordsworn's straight sword the entire game.
    upgraded to heavy

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's my build/loadout if I want to larp the Dark Souls Man from the box art of DS1? I'd like to use a bit of faith too if possible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >larping as the protag from dark souls 1
      Lightning spear and a long sword or greatsword that you can slap fire weapon on.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just copy this guy from the DLC trailer. Knight set with a straight sword and medium shield. Use only the most basic faith incantations like Catch Flame and Lightning Spear.

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want the Dark Moon greatsword, how tooled up do I have to be for Astel? I want to be clear that I don't care for giving him a fair fight at all, but I also don't want to wait until too late in the game to go for it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can basically stomp him by just using a good blade that can use Bloody Slash and if you have a good summon to tank some hits.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just spammed rock sling with the meteor staff at level 20.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I cheesed him with a +7 Death Ritual Spear once. He can't do much against ranged damage compared to how much of a c**t he is to fight in melee.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Astel isn't really that hard, most of his moves are heavily telegraphed, the only problem I had with him was that move he does that does like 3 AoE attacks, I had trouble dodging that as a melee player, as a mage you can just stay a safe distance away and spam magic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I had trouble dodging that as a melee player
        have you tried using this?

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    uhhh thanks I guess

  107. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was my favorite weapon but I made sure to beat bosses with first weapons so I can say I actually beat the game.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played the game since release, going through the patch notes and noticed that 1.10 adds poise to hyperarmor when attacking. How much of an effect does this have on pve?

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if you could like, power stance a sword and a shield...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They had that in dark souls 3.
      If you timed it right you could block people's attack during yours and land stupid amounts of counter damage.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It'd be great. Theirs a straightsword moveset that includes a block as part of it but lack of physical block and decent guardboost hurts its usefulness and it not being a real shield means they don't recoil so no counter damage.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm still mad about the blanket guard boost nerf all weapons received after the network test. From had a great fricking idea and then killed it.

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gravel Stone Seal
    >The worship of the ancient dragons does not conflict with belief in the Erdtree. After all, this seal, and lightning itself, are both imbued with gold.
    >Yet trading in any dragon cult book still gets the heresy remark from both Incantation mentors
    ???????????????

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Corhyn thinks literally everything except the Golden Order incantations is heresy, including shit from the Two Fingers or their spies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turtle pope says the same line about every spell book
      It's not about whether this particular one is heresy, he just thinks heresy is a spook in general

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully we can get an unfricked Blasphemous Blade that isn't covered in snake guts for the DLC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God damn that sword looks gorgeous. The question is would it still be faith based, or would it be int based so you can use it with Magma spells.

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does scaling work with NG+ after one? I just beat 1, was thinking about going to 2, but I'm at 150 and not sure if I should just level up or not.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are super overpowered the scaling is barely noticeable even on the third run

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      From has never done NG+ scaling right, Just sell all your upgrade material and use an unupgraded weapon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a small increase, if you could cruise through ng+1, ng+2 won't be much different. I'm going to jump into the dlc on that, and we'll see how the dlc leveling mechanic works out.

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >axe talisman
    >spiked cracked tear
    >meteoric ore blade
    >R2 button
    it's gaming time

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you didn't.

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you ever encounter a blue that just gestures at you and t-bags your pussy ass when the red has their way with you, it's me.
    Stop being a pussy and get good.

  116. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >equip the longsword
    >it's about as long as an irl arming sword
    >equip a greatsword
    >it's about as long as an irl longsword
    *sigh*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japs are smaller people so they make their European swords smaller as well.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hate having a sword on my shoulder so much

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sword probably weighs like 12lbs MAYBE
        >bros dragging it across the floor and slamming it into the ground like he's trying to use a barbell as a weapon

        absolutely fricking garbage annoying SHIT... and it's why the Hollow Slayer sword and any of the swords that share that elegant moveset are THE BEST.. even if DS2 sucked at least that sword is incredible.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It still pisses me off that none of the three weapons in elden ring that share the hollow slayer r1s have its poke r2.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just put impaling thrust on to make up for it. It's a good AoW anyway

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Can I use a cool ash of war
              >No I need to use impaling thrust to replicate the Hollow Slayer
              You're not wrong, but it still annoys me.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the coolest ash of war is ordovis's vortex anyway and you can't put that on anything

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The coolest is probably Wolf Assault, Moonlight Greatsword, or Ice Spear. But Ordovis's Vortex is pretty neat. It's always nice when a unique weapon actually has a fun Ash of War given how many uniques are not only stuck with a generic Ash of War, they're stuck with a shit one to boot (looking at you Gravitas)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gravitas is actually pretty disgusting with the Reforged mod

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've got one with impaling thrust, another with sword dance, and a third with storm blade. All of them do wonders for catching poor bastards that inevitably try to escape after the second r1.

  117. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hit two guard counters against godskin fatass using great stars
    >he immediately kneels
    Oh frick this might be even better than I thought for this run

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Star Fists are the most OP weapon in the game, you just take two balls from the great star and wear them on your fist and they do insane stagger damage with the fastest charged R2 ever.

  118. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope we get more black flame weapons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      soon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >love scythes
        >love blackflame
        i would never use another weapon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hope we get more ghostflame and or destined death weapons or ashes of war.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hope we get more ghostflame and or destined death weapons or ashes of war.

      Ditto. In general I hope they focus like 99% on like forbidden-tier of weapons and spells based off where we're going. Oh who am I kidding, we're gonna get like 10 new sorceries, and 5 new incantations that behave the exact same as the ones in the base game, except with a different color, and like maybe 1 new spell for the "heretical" category each.

  119. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My favorite Elden Ring Weapon, maybe even my favorite weapon from any Soulsborne game.

  120. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Warped Axe.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >greataxe status buildup when infused with Cold or Blood despite being a regular axe
      >can use the fast spinning slash of small weapons
      Pretty decent weapon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does this ugly piece of shit get the cool unique moveset
      God I wish there was another double-headed axe in the game

  121. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's the radahn swords even if they suck

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always level it up just to genocide those red fricks for blood diamond money

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ER's abomination of a power stance ruins it for me
      You always hold the other sword like it's made of plastic. Dark Souls 2 did it better ffs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if there's a mod thar fixes it if only visually

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        DkS2 did a lot of things better, it just looked bad and had soul memory

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I miss being able to powerstance two different classes, that was cool as shit

  122. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this is better
    >NO THIS IS BETTER
    >that weapon/skill/spell is busted you can't use that!
    Etc etc. I just use whatever looked cool, you guys let the opinions of other people affect you too much. The first third of my first playthrough was sword and board, then it was int and dex magic katana build, and now I'm comfortable with my strength and int dual straightsword magic knight build. I really love how easy they made rebirth in this game. But seriously, stop letting others influence you so much.

  123. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    According to my stats added up between xbox, pc, and PS5 I have about 1300 hours total time played. I couldn't tell you how much of that was idling though. I decided to make a new character (wretch) and just go all out and see how high I could get him to level. Although I'm only going to level up what I can use at the moment, and not include big gaps (I.e, not pumping ten points into str to two-hand the great axe at the start). Could be fun to simply become a God in this game and use everything.
    I wonder if there's a similar feature to the co-op level range where you break your limiter and get matched with everyone above like, level 400

  124. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no, a weapon you get 80% into the game is broken! How horrible!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're gud enough, you can get it without touching a single legacy dungeon or fighting any bosses besides the Godskin Noble and Rykard.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you're even guder you just cheat engine it at the start

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >80% into the game
      Are you moronic? Gelmir is not 80% into the game. You can even bumrush it and kill Rykard as your first demigod if you want.

  125. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished an all bosses playthrough going Cold Claymore -> Dark Moon Greatsword -> DMGS and Helphen's Steeple and it was a lot of fun. Frost and you can boost the magic damage and Moonlight Greatsword R2 to oblivion. Doing DEX claws now with quickstep and it's engaging.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Using Hephen Steeple and not dressings like a necromancer is a sin.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What about an edgy death knight?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of the best themed builds posted in /erg/ lately in terms of aesthetic.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why the shield though

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Twinbird

  126. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So where do I buy and play Elden Ring now that Steam is woke trash?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      steam

  127. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is it so broken?
    >weapon art hits 3000+ damage with minimal skill investment
    >costs barely any FP

  128. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go beyond the limits.

  129. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, you need "less"

  130. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Henricus had the right idea. Maille and a big hammer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, hey, there's a second person stuck with a 16:10 monitor beside me. Also a bucket helm enjoyer.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bucket helms are peak fashion, anyone that says otherwise is a tasteless homosexual.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          mah homie

  131. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn now this makes me wanna do yet another playthrough. Never saw any of the mods for this besides the co op one. How are they overall? Any recommendations?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've tried a bit of Reforged and Convergence
      >Reforged
      Changes your roll into a step. Allows you to do Sekiro reflecting by blocking right as an attack would hit you. Has a couple of new weapons I didn't touch. It wasn't for me, but it's alright I guess.
      >Convergence
      Mostly a magic-centered mod. Sort of flattens the game and makes things more linear. You pick a spell school at the start and go ham. You get a note saying in which optional dungeons there's spellbooks for you. Also changes areas and adds some new simple sections. Stormveil now requires you to actually explore most of it. (Which can be a bad thing if you enjoyed the openness of base ER). If you like a magic powerfantasy, it's a good mod

  132. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Childhood: Summoning for Radahn because you need the help
    >Adolescence: Solo'ing Radahn to prove yourself
    >Maturity: Summoning for Radahn because it's thematically appropriate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >elderly wisdom: Getting summoned for Radahn only to return to your world as quick as possible

  133. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I quite like the omen killer greataxe. It just looks neat.

  134. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grafted greatsword is the best

  135. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    will shadow of the erdtree be holy weapons time to shine?

  136. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I burned the world with the flames of chaos why is there a DLC

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I burned the world with the flames of chaos
      you just activated the world's trap card and have been sent to the shadow world

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