>1000th Pokémon
>Requires you to collect 999 coins of a Pokémon that lives inside a treasure chest
>Becomes Cinnamon from the Applejack commercials
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>enemy becomes your ally
Wonder what they'll make for the 2000th pokemon?
A penis
Design is garbage, but has a nice pokemon for actually battling. Several viable sets, defensive, pure offensive, boosting sweeper potential. And a niche no other pokemon can fill due to it's ghost type + unique ability combo.
Nice is putting it mildly, it’s blatantly stacked on purpose. Its ability alone is insane and it’s on a fantastic type combination with good stats and an incredible movepool.
Status immunity, 3 type immunities, and like 8 resistances. Hard to argue with that.
That's even worse because now you have to use the string cheese frick.
>1000th Pokémon is a giant penis
Childhood ruined
I want to kiss its featureless crotch
The fricking made Cinna-mon bald and stole his fricking hat.
Why did you notice that?
Why did they do that?
Game Freak made a deal with them to remove any similarities
>They de-Rasta'd my boy Cinna-mon
I fricking hate liberals so damn much, mon
Can't have shit these days
>Watching new anime Shy
>They put in the subs a name that should have been Eibo as Abo
>Liberals start crying but instead of fixing it by changing it to the correct Eibo they change it to fricking shrimpy
why was the Apple treated as some bad guy in a product that is called Apple Jacks and has apple flavoring? Was Apple jacking off in the cereal or something?
He was kind of an butthole.
IIRC the big thing about Apple Jacks back in the day used to be that they didn’t actually taste like apples, just cinnamon flavoring so the premise of the commercials were Cinna-mon had to stop Bad Apple from making Apple Jacks actually taste like apples. I think Apple Jacks taste like apple NOW though, I’m not sure I’ve never actually had it because I’ve always been a Corn Pops or Cheerios guy
>Bad Apple
It's only gotten worse. This is what they both look like now.
What the frick
This cannot be
looks like they took a belt sander to their sovls.
Zero fun.
Yup, they softened Cinna-Mon AND pulled a Pearl Miller on him too.
This cannot fricking continue
Liberals fricking suck
Oh my God. The west has fallen...
Billions must breakfast
I loved that commercial as a kid where they became friends
>cinnamon
Nah it's that one string cheese mascot
what the frick is appleja
It's literally the Cheese String man
Its a reference to how much money they've made while completely wasting any potential this IP had. All we get are shitty phone games.
Even better because its an overpowered bullshit pokemon
And yet it is grossly overpowered.
the frick is this actual atrocity of a pokemon?
it looks like it was specially designed as bait for homosexuals with deranged fetishes
it's a tree made out of coins
You know, they wouldn't need to have more than 500 if they instead made good stories as an icnentive to buy new games. Hell, 200 seems like a reasonable amount of mons
It's a monster collecting franchise dummy.
A new roster of monsters IS the appeal.
Then have like 10 new ones, no need to have 100 more samey pikarats in every new game
It's a video game for kids made to sell merch.
What fricking story?
And
>need
They make bank, why wouldn't they keep going?
Because the sweet taste of cinnamon IS DE WINNA MON
Here i cum i am cinna mon
>gingerbitus
heh hehhhh
The first time I saw this was in pokemon showdown and I legitimately thought it was a fakemon.
>fakemon
For that term to make sense you'd have to pronounce fake like "fricker" without the r. No one says pokemon like the word "poke"/with a silent e.
Wait were you actually trying to sound it out like fake-ay-mon?
you have legitimate debilitating autism.
Remember when Pokemon was grounded in reality and the designs were believable?
>believable
based on what?
Is that supposed to be a gotcha? It's a French mime.
ok, where does a kid wielding a french mime as a lethal pet/weapon draw the line with today?
Mr. Mime's spots were meant to be him pressing up against a barrier, but Sugimori is a moron and completely ignored that detail when making the game's art.
you're missing the point of 'believability', like owning an ice-negress, or a fire dancer/ant eater, or sentient magnets, or a drinking water bird. I never 'believed' any of this shit, I just thought it was cool.
Would the design not have come before the sprite?
Not for the first 2 gens. They made game graphics first, and art later on.
If they're supposed to be pressed spots, then why are they round balls in the sprites as well?
It's just his joints and belly that have spots. Note that the fingers and cheek aren't shaded the same way as the balls.
homies, this shit is tame and "literally my mom's X" compared to the Digimon and Monster Rancher-tier homosexualry that started showing up in Gen 3. Put Oddish next to Guzzlord, Eternatus, or SV's objectmon Legendaries and tell me they're from the same franchise.
I could say the same for Oddish and Porygon honestly.
>b-but digimon, monster rancher, yokai watch and Spectrobes!
lmao
>Common stage 1 Pokemon vs. Legendaries which are known to be majestic and standout
C'mon now.
>this is an "objectmon" now
>hurr durr
Deliberately being moronic or just moronic? You know exactly the ones I'm talking about.
look up local sex offender registries, anon
mr mime is very believable
>Alakazam has an IQ of 5000
>being smart is fantasy bullshit
For a Gankerirgin, yeah.
Parents in Gen I thought those designs were dumb too. Source, my mother laughed at Meowth's design with the coin on its head when I showed her a plush doll at Toys R' Us back in the day.
I really enjoy Gholdengo's design and like that it looks like a cereal mascot but I also have little attachment to this series and only care about the girls and some nice mon designs, Ogerpon is cute
Limited edition Laird's Applejack flavored Applejacks when?
>Make video game with tons of detail and interesting monster designs
>Becomes greatest selling handheld game of all time
>Realize that no matter how much effort you put in after that point people will continue to consume your product on it's reputation alone, regardless of current quality
>Shit out game after game of unpolished garbage with half-backed designs that are round and undetailed to make it cheaper to shit out animation slop adaptions to rake in yet more easy money
ok but left is believable, also im trans
That image doesn't match your text.
>real aquatic animals have siphons
Turtles don't, and those aren't siphons, they're cannons.
You talking about Lenny Loosejocks?
>Becomes CinnaMon from the Applejack commercials
Isn't it great?
So, we can all agree Gen3 was the pinnacle of pokemon designs right?
Yes and anyone who disagrees is a zoomer or genwunner homosexual
Gen3 is the peak of art designs in a vacuum but it is also the point where they start being designs and stop being creatures expected to live in a world.
cacnea/cacturne are honorary johto mons
that's how based their designs are
I can see this easily being drawn as a girl with dreadlocks type hair
>dumbest shithead ruins OU
Bring back pursuit to do some ghost busting.