>1,045 hours on HOI4. >Still have no fricking clue what i'm doing.

>1,045 hours on HOI4.
>Still have no fricking clue what i'm doing.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hoi4 is shit literally how can it be fun

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    completely moronic game
    frontline ai, air zones and navy management are completely moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this
      My second game I ever played was a world conquest as Britain. The game is extremly easy if you spend 20+ hours microing literally the entire front

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>1,045 hours on HOI4.
    have no fricking clue what i'm doing.

    You haven’t been doing anything. You’re playing hoi4, the first paradox game that plays itself.

    You’ve just vaguely told the computer where you want to see what particular color and it took care of it for you. That’s all. Cant believe you were able to look at that screen for so long.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How? It's the easiest PDX game to learn.

      Have you actually played the game?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stupid answer. hoi4 is shit, but at least play the game, before making braindead assertions. hoi4 gameplay is all about meta gaming and asiaticclicking your enemy to death, or troony visual novel mods.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Assmad kiddo crying about his fisher price hoi game lmao awwww

        Your game plays itself and is the simplest and easiest game paradox has ever made. Get over it this is fact no opinion

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          homie can you even read? I just shat on hoi4 you fricking mongoliod, i didn't defend it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you moron. Stop defending HOI4. It's a literal drooling babby game. Just shut the frick up. If you reply you die

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >(you)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          homie can you even read? I just shat on hoi4 you fricking mongoliod, i didn't defend it

          Frick you moron. Stop defending HOI4. It's a literal drooling babby game. Just shut the frick up. If you reply you die

          The quintessential HoI4 thread experience right here.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hoi4 sucks balls Black person!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know how to draw the fricking line right, armies never go where I want

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You have to make a shitton of lines and then they are useless when the situation changes, it's just easier to micro the units

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    same all i know is to draw the line and press go i have no idea how naval or aerial combat works

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      naval is messy but air combat is literally just clicking on whatever area you want them to operate in (assuming it's within range) and choosing what mission you want them to do, like air superiority, ground support etc

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i really, REALLY wanted to like it but it's too micro heavy for me. the AI completely shits itself whenever you execute battle plans

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOI4 is a good game and I'm tired of pretending it's not

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1100 hours in Civ5
    >never played above emperor

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hoi4 in only fun multiplayer where people actually make plans and try to.encircle eachother
    Singleplayer AI grinddown is boring as frick

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Same, I think I'm around 200~ hours, but still
    The game is so fricking shit, but I still play it with friends, I don't know why they like it, it's basically the most linear paradox game except EU maybe, cuz I didn't play that
    Even more linear when you know that your opponents will use the same meta division setups

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a more autistic “group” (might be one person) on /vst/ than hoi purists?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Civ boomers

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