111 days, adventurebros...

111 days, adventurebros...

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I peepee hurts when I poop from it. Is that normal?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gonna watch someone play this "adventure" on twitch while I play fun games instead

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    111 days until underground schizos get BTFO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there WILL be underground

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ill be here to laugh at you when theres no actual underground network and its just ditches in the overworld

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll be busy playing the game of the century
          Tears of the Kingdom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you not want underground areas? 90% of the explorable terrain that we know of is the same overworld we've already been over for hundreds of hours

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it isn't.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it is

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Obviously there is most of the islands behind link. This is like 10% of the sky and doesn't show underground or higher too

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Source?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Use you're a eyes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >use your eyes to see the islands we can't see and the rest of the content that we don't know about

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >not trusting in Nintendo

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I tried that and have been let down every time

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The fuck is that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              6 years of dev time

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly, I am convinced this game will be great, it has been in production for quite a bit for a "reused asstes" game, fuckin MM was great and it only had a year, they've also been incredibly secretive and showed fuckall, so I am sure the E3 trailer will be a fucking bomb.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, they have had nothing to show. They're hiding it out of shame.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it has been in production for quite a bit for a "reused asstes" game
              If Splatoon 2 to Splatoon 3 is any indication then it's going to be a let-down, COVID hit Nintendo hard
              >fuckin MM was great and it only had a year
              different circumstances, MM was under a ridiculous time crunch and relied on several unused assets, mechanics and features from Ocarina

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Was Splatoon 3 one of those games Nintendo has been finishing after release like their sport titles?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no, anon is just autistic

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >e3 trailer
              >for a game that releases in may

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FULL OVERWORLD
      FULL SKY WORLD
      FULL UNDERGROUND CAVE DUNGEONS
      screenshot this and get BTFO

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        EXPLORABLE OCEAN
        EXTENSIVE UNDERWATER SEGMENTS
        GIANT SCARY SEA MONSTERS

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zeldachads, we are about to win and have sony posters seethe for the next decade, how are we feeling about this? I personnally couldn't be more prepared

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Half the sales of BotW baby lesssss goo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >being the 2nd highest selling Zelda game is.... le bad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he takes sales into account to determine whether or not he's having fun

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6 years in development
    >for an asset swap
    why

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EPD is like a hundred people, open world game suck dick to produce and the 'vid shaved two years off the schedule.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone looking forward to this after what they've shown and what we know about modern nintendo is everything wrong with this industry. Braindead consoomers need to gtfo of my hobby.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm here to stay, bitch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm looking forward to it, I've just decided not to pay for it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just decided to buy 3 copies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Guess I'll just have to "emulate" your Switch.....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've given up on nintendo so waste your money, I'm just here to shit on paypigs.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Think I'll buy a special edition as well

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Turn it into Pokemon tier quality while you're at it. Would love to see just how far the """fans""" will stoop to defend it.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Zelda was never about graphics anyway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm waiting until I actually know more, rather than listening to doomposters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don’t belong here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People think they're being reasonable by doing this, not realizing that by the time you know whether it's any good or not it's by far too late. You can absolutely judge something by what they're showing you, and you should.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a video game

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gtfo normalfag

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >6 years to create an asset swap and some shrines I mean floating islands

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Genshin Impact actually the reason why they delayed it this much?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, although the Chinese have drones claiming this is the case to scoop up particularly dull/coom-prone anons.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forspoken probably had a great effect on them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think forspoken has had a great effect on anything

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Victor

    Can't wait to see all the tendie suicides when this flops

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love Zelda games and I'm honestly scared for this. The entire lack of news just makes me wonder if they have really fucked up and are afraid to show more of it since many games have come after BotW that have expanded the open-world genre with many new ideas.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Such as? Open world honestly sucks as a format, unfortunately it brings in the normalfag bucks like nothing else

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Genshin Impact has a better food system that essentially solves the problem BotW has.
          The complaints about shrines and dungeons we basically something Elden Ring did somewhat better in some regards and also weapon movesets and the durability issue.

          I think it's more mundane than that. Nintendo is soulless now and they're just capitalizing on an easy asset flip where they just don't have much to show. It was either appeal to the hoards of mindless normalfags and fags who slurped off the first one, or risk alienating them by making a good/unique or proper Zelda game that actually learned from BotW's mistakes and missed potential. Change is risk, and why would Nintendo risk money? It's blatantly all they care about these days.

          I'm more worried because it was supposed to be a DLC content instead of a whole new game. The first time I'm aware they did it was with Super Mario Galaxy 2 and that was great, but that was also a different time and like you said, their focus has been quite different these days.
          As for change, considering the bigger change they did with BotW, going back wouldn't really be change but rather going back to the formula.
          I'm hoping they can somehow go back to the formula in some way while keeping all the good things about BotW, but that is honestly just wishful thinking.

          I never thought I would miss Iwata this much. Pretty much every video game company has gone down the way of economic gain rather than growing as a creative business.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's more mundane than that. Nintendo is soulless now and they're just capitalizing on an easy asset flip where they just don't have much to show. It was either appeal to the hoards of mindless normalfags and fags who slurped off the first one, or risk alienating them by making a good/unique or proper Zelda game that actually learned from BotW's mistakes and missed potential. Change is risk, and why would Nintendo risk money? It's blatantly all they care about these days.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You will kneel in the end

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If it exceeds my expectations, sure. I'll play the game but it's been a while since Zelda has scratched that itch like in the old days.

          If anything I hope they at least make a decent title screen and end fight.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Still can't believe how utterly soulless the title screen was and how god awful the final fight is.
            Title screen is the very first thing you see and sets up the mood for the game and it's just a silent slideshow with dlc options. And the final fight is unironically one of the worst in any video game I've ever played.
            BotW begins and ends with disappointment.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The title screen was shit and I hope that is something they really fix because I feel like not a lot of people complained about it as much as they did about the final boss, weapon durability and rain.

              I don't care much for rain although having an item like the power grip would be nice to block that nuisance, I don't mind having something "broken" if it has to be earned.

              On another note.. Another thing I was surprised about not having, ever since they put stamina in Zelda, are the pegasus boots, they just make sense in games like this more than ever before and they just don't exist at all. Instead we have multiple fashion options with the same effects among them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still can't believe how utterly soulless the title screen was and how god awful the final fight is.
                Title screen is the very first thing you see and sets up the mood for the game and it's just a silent slideshow with dlc options. And the final fight is unironically one of the worst in any video game I've ever played.
                BotW begins and ends with disappointment.

                ?t=38

                Pretty emblematic of the quality of each game I think. You can tell the exact moment nintendo "modernized".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Will anything ever be as kino as the Ocarina of Time title screen? It's still perfect after all these years.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              First phase of calamity ganon was kino enough to make up for the final phase, at least in my opinion

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, that was shit as well

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                FUCK YOU

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Depends on when you fight him and whether he gets nuked and you can crush him in 10 seconds or not. Having zero narrative climax or character definitely hampers him regardless though. He's just another mindless monster.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to explore a dead world again yaaaaaassssss.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hoping for a new Malon incarnation pliss

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice

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