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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My, what fine yet rustic architecture. I think I will examine it more closely.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did a lil thoggin of my own, gee he really like to write useless text doesn't he?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice and simple, I approve.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The last bubble is good. The rest goes too far. You cut out all of Calders personal motivation, how Serini didn't mean to torture him, why a red dragon is not weak to ice and the setup for the paladin panel.

      I'm afraid there is not much superfluous text in this strip.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It is actually, unironically, a good strip. The dialogue is snappy and not overwrought, and the battle is dynamic. The entire page is well-paced. This should be the standard for oots strips.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, I like thogs like this best. It's not trying too hard, and it makes the dialogue snappy. You even managed to hold up a little humor.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can cut the i guess, submit, and doubt that.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the dragon a reference or something?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a reference to Rich needing to pad this crap out for as long as possible so he doesn't have to get an actual job.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        And the Thog for today's page.

        Partially inspired by 's comment about padding.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I posted this one when the previous thread was dying and anon asked me to post again here.
          So here it goes.

          I like thogs where it's used to add more jokes. It takes more skill.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It misses the point. Point of thog is to make the same point using less words, not to be haha oh so funy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You have forgotten the deeplore origins of Thog. Or you are too new to ever know them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                D?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                brevity is wit

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                f o f

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, you got me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                outthogged

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are entirely, 100% wrong.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why didn't you just kill this bozo
          >to pad time
          Well done.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a way to write Sunny out of the arc so he doesn't juat antimagic gaze Xykon to death.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's turning 50 in half a year so he might be able to coast on this until retirement

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks any of us will get to retire
          lolmao

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's no GRRM, he's only 49. It will probably finish in 3 years.

          What a weird subject for a hivemind post

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're obviously Finding a Path, pay no mind to the Dragon in the Dungeon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think he's just a big angry powerful dragon. What would he be a reference to?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the fact he's named, has fancy word bubbles, some sort of backstory and it's suddenly so important there's going to be a whole fight makes me wonder if it has something behind it

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >has fancy word bubbles
          Rich only added those to frick with Anons thogging.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wait, are anons unable to get past this? It's just a linear gradient for frick's sake.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That means it's the Evil opposite .

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I always thog'd in microsoft paint, photoshop felt too tryhardy.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                highlight a vertical section at the same height as letters, copy, paste, resize left-right to fit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a dragon in some kind of underground prison or vault

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a good punchline.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calder's got this weird concept of submission, where being mind controlled or dead also counts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair that's the same one Sereni's team used

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it can't talk back then it counts.

      also the Elf got hit with a Geek the Mage Ray. He's deader than ${TopicalReference} OR HE SHOULD BE

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he
        ???

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ignore the moron V is a girl

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >VaarsuviUS
            Obviously a guy

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              2 girls 4 guys is a better party balance than 1 girl 5 guys.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                One girl with Five Guys sounds like a good date

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >VaarsuviUS
            Obviously a guy

            Rich stated recently that V was nonbinary but obviously that's not what he had in mind when he first started making the comic 21 years ago

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Death of the Author

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                We need a name for when an author slides headfirst into an ideology that then overwhelms their work? Shit like the Goblin's comic or Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth, or any number of terrible web comics that I don't follow

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >We need a name for when an author slides headfirst into an ideology that then overwhelms their work?
                Sinfest Syndrome

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sinfest Syndrome
                Perfect. Especially considering the author did that TWICE.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >TWICE
                qrd?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon and not to get into it, but the creator Tats has basically done a loop and a half with horseshoe theory. Started off as a fairly milquetoast webcomic with generic character tropes and fairly low-tier stakes. Think bargain bin doonesbury with less social commentary and more sexy demon ladies. After doing this for several years, he suddenly took a sharp turn and had a radically anti-sex stance; men were evil, sex work (and sexuality in general) was inherently exploitation, etc. There were still scantily clad demon ladies. Gradually his obsession with current politics grew and after a few years of plateauing at one level of batshit, he went off the deep end again about standard-issue TERF bullet points and embraced various alt-right ideologies, seemingly choosing which ones to endorse at random. Demon ladies are nary to be seen.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why can't people be more like Sluggy Freelance and just understand that they're putting out a newspaper comic strip?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                One situation that can really press people is:

                >Annoying Internet Person:
                "What is your stance on <hot political topic>?"
                >Author:
                (might not even care strongly about said topic) "Uhhh no comment? I don't want to get involved in that shit."
                >Annoying Internet Person:
                "Aha. Your silence is deafening - you must be <from the side opposite from mine>, and you do not speak up because your position is radical enough you rightly worry about being justly condemned for it."

                This kind of aggressive and dishonest interaction is, of course, more likely to push the author towards <from the side opposite from mine> than towards the Annoying Internet Person's, but the Annoying Internet Person has usually no preference whether he advances or sabotages his own nominal political goal, he just wants to feel like he had some sort of impact and also to score points in front of his fellows by appearing like a crusader.

                One way out is to have no social media presence, and minimal channels of communication to begin with, so this kind of interactions are unlikely to take place. But that's harmful to reaching out to a wider audience.
                Another is to just never respond, or point to a NO POLITICS ALLOWED sign that you previously set up. But it can be difficult to keep that up indefinitely.
                At times like this, I'm glad I have no online accounts that especially matter to me, and none that are socially prominent or in charge of some project.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Truly unique in his category. I admire the way he can bring back his sillier early stuff and make it relevant for his newer, more dramatic plots. He hasn't had to reboot, or apologize for anything, there was even a harmless melons joke recently. The art hasn't changed much at all, but is that always so bad?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tat's journey up his own butthole has been pretty interesting. His original take on his characters had heart and soul. They were all representations of screwed up people, but there was a sympathy for them, a recognition that they were flawed people but doing their best. His ever more extreme interpretations of feminism have turned Sinfest into a Q conspiracy signal booster, and the characters are no longer flawed people doing their best, but black and white straw men for his bizarre soup of ideologies. I wish he had just buried Sinfest and started a new comic with all new characters.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not overwhelming, you're just easily triggered.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, I'm being politically neutral here. If you cared to even understand my examples you see I listed an Ayn Rand fanboy. I don't care what the particular ideology is, it could be something like a pop culture obsession that overwhelms their work, to making every character a list a pronouns, to becoming hyper Christian, or a Trump supporter, idgaf. We need a name for it because it happens to a large amount of internet creators.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                We should name it after Stand Still, Stay Silent, because then it'll be called Stand Still, Stay Silent Syndrome, or SSSS Syndrome for short, or SSSSS for even shorter.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s hardly fair. Were that the case the shamans would have apologised for devil-worship every time they did magic, or the Swan of Tuonela would have been retroactively the Archangel Michael, or the fat guy would have given the autist everyone shipped him with a lecture on biblical chastity. She ended the comic because she didn’t feel like making it any more and was out of enthusiasm and ideas. Yes, that’s directly related to her conversion, and the stuff she’s doing now is less visually interesting and is even being made far more slowly, but she didn’t ruin or re-write vast swathes of the material or write a grovelling apology for being a gore edgelord in the pages of her gore edgelord work. She still has the Redtail’s Dream comic that explicitly calls Christian beliefs false up without any disclaimer. She even seems happier. Rich, Willis, Twats etc could never

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                We should name it after Stand Still, Stay Silent, because then it'll be called Stand Still, Stay Silent Syndrome, or SSSS Syndrome for short, or SSSSS for even shorter.

                Most SSSS combat scenes dragged on and were boring, while everything else (travel and exploration scenes and especially city scenes) were great. Agree or disagree?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The ruined cities were kino, and she's good at evoking a sense of wonder/mystery, I think. Not sure I agree on the fights. Do think the characterisation lagged a bit for some

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What happened to Goblins? I mean it was always kind of pretentious shit, at least when they killed off the village, but did it get worse somehow?

                It's not overwhelming, you're just easily triggered.

                Fortunately I don't think this shit has seeped too much into OotS proper (I don't recall Rich ever going for some trashy Trump parody at least or anything of that caliber) but it is concerning if he's starting to retcon shit like V's ambiguous sex into cheap pandering.
                That being said Rich has always pretty obviously been liberal from the start of the comic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a word for what V already was. V never gave a shit about gender, often failed to notice the gender of other individuals like when Roy had the belt of gender changing, and what their gender is or isn't has been a recurring joke from the start. They were outside the male/female gender binary and didn't give it much regard. 'Nonbinary' is a word with a lot of potential connotations but it's by no means an alteration or reinterpretation of what was already a well-defined character trait.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a word for what V already was
                It recontextualizes what was previously a gag. Rich wasn't making a statement when he created V, and wasn't even considering that angle until arguments started occurring in the community over her sex. Rich proceeded to just go with it and turned it into a running joke. The joke was never "V has no gender", it was simply that her gender was intentionally left ambiguous as a way to poke fun at the community.
                You can't simply divorce the term nonbinary from its political connotations, and Rich knows very well what he's inviting by using the term to describe her.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything has a political angle, dipshit. Action and inaction are both political.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off Paolo “If you don’t instantly agree with me and do everything I say you are literally Hitler” Freire

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish Rich would die.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The exact opposite here, there are very few people for whom I wish they survive at least a few more years as much as I wish it for Rich.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only way we'll be free of this webcomic is if Rich dies. He's never finishing it within a natural lifespan.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's no GRRM, he's only 49. It will probably finish in 3 years.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's turning 50 in half a year so he might be able to coast on this until retirement

                >50
                >49
                Holy frick it's like all those shitty webcomics on Ganker like Sinfest, Dave Willis and troonyfricker. All these webcomic artists are like 50 years old. And Bald and Piglike too. Except the Gunnershit Fail guy, I think he's only 38. I mean I knew all of them were middle aged, but damn this is their CAREER. Some shitty webcomic they came up with 25 years ago and put to paper became a massive project that ate up l their years. Wars, elections, riots, recessions, nuclear bombs etc. all happened and in that time they've out put out fricking 1297 pages.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't see you getting out any 3d printable files for estable fusion reactors, gay.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Rich at least can probably go back to working on DnD material. I can think of web comic artists that have been fricked harder by the shadow cast by their web comic Andrew Hussie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He probably should have thought about that before he made a generation of autistic manchildren.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He probably should have thought about that before he made a generation of autistic manchildren.

                Is https://store.steampowered.com/app/1529810/Psycholonials/ any good? Anyone played it?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've heard nothing good about it, just that it's kind of pretentious, panders a lot to an audience that probably isn't you, and is filled with the writing habits that hurt later Homestuck.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel somewhat bad for Hussie, he got his comic crowdfunded before it was a widespread thing and that gave him the mistaken idea that this was some special case and he should be beholden to giving the worst fanbase in the internet what they demanded for making him able to draw full time, which led to the awful decisions of hard Troll focus, the prank mode debacle, the post-reset character assassinations, and the absolutely stuffed with bullshit final act. Homestuck starting out was a nice, comfy coming of age sort of tale and could have been as good as Problem Sleuth.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can see where you're getting that from, but a close reading of the early acts shows it's a lot more about paranoia, phobia, body terrors, niche jokes about computer science, and traumatic sexual assault. That it segued into Hussie's pet obsession with metanarrative and spite for an audience is the weirder transition than all the xeno stuff and (intentionally) mangled plotlines towards the end.

                I do think you have a case for your take when it comes to spinoff projects like that failed adventure game or homestuck-squared though. Those exist entirely to keep VisMedia from considering lawsuits and to distract a pretty bad fanbase.

                What board is this again?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think they're probably proud of their work. Living off of your webcomic for 25 years isn't a bad thing at all. If things get really bad it also becomes a handy portfolio for your work. Many people change jobs yearly or even more. Like at this point it's a good stable income and not really a matter to be ashamed of imo.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe, I could also see becoming like George Lucas and being "trapped" by your most famous and popular work. A lot of creatives don't want to just work on the same thing for 20 odd years and want to stretch their wings every once and awhile. So while it is nothing to be ashamed of, it can feel like they are not living up to their full potential.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Getting to profit off a webcomic you made when you were bumming around in your 20s or teen years for so long that you've never needed a real job is what a lot of artists strive for
                I'd rather be doing that than being paid pennies being a wagie in a dying economy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Certainly can't fault the man for it, that's for sure.

                I may not like Rich's opinions or recent(ish) writing much but that? That was great.
                Are the other books at least half as good?
                does anyone have a link to them?

                Yeah, whatever else the deficiencies in Rich's writing and opinions might be, I really can't think of a better-written Paladin than O-Chul and the whole Sapphire Guard was certainly one of the better examples of Lawful Good vs Lawful Stupid that I've seen.

                >Are the other books at least half as good?
                Start of Darkness is about on par with this one IMO and the rest aren't far behind.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I may not like Rich's opinions or recent(ish) writing much but that? That was great.
                Are the other books at least half as good?
                does anyone have a link to them?

                It's always worth remembering that Oots is always straddling the line between a work that parses as individual pages and works that parse as a story. When he can do longform work his sense of pacing and structure is much better.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You've just described every popular cartoonist ever dude. It's not a bad thing, Garfield can hate Mondays while the bombs drop. Garfield can hate Mondays while we forage for food in an irradiated wasteland

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Death of the author as a concept exists as an excuse to ignore original intent and context in favour of dumbass interpretations like this, not the other way around. Sorry for the pedant shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a very cynical viewpoint on death of the author, but I'd argue that the real intention is that a work ultimately can only be interpreted and judged by its contents, as the author's intentions cannot be known within the work itself if they aren't contained within the work's literal text. Basically, once a work is published it is no longer subject to the author's intentions and can be freely interpreted by anyone.
                That said I do still have some issues with the concept (putting aside the simple fact that, as you've said, it's used to justify some fricking moronic readings of works, it's disingenuous to ignore the context in which a work was created. Plus, while the author's interpretation of his own work doesn't necessarily have to inform your own, it's hard to argue that anyone could possibly be more of an expert on a work than the person who conceived of it), but I think it's at least harmless enough to invoke in in situations like this or with J.K. Rowlings moronic twitter ramblings about wizards shitting on floors since ultimately it has little bearing on the work in question and these things don't really matter when examining the more important fundamental concepts of said works.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's cynical, but the essay which coined the phrase is that disingenuous and intentionally obnoxious. I see it getting misused a lot more often nowadays in the way you're describing, dissing authors and removing their agency for making shitty retcons. I do agree that it's fair and I am really just being a pedantic ass. I just hate the phrase's actual meaning.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's cynical, but the essay which coined the phrase is that disingenuous and intentionally obnoxious.
                Death of the Author

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hasn't that always been the case? I'll be honest 8, I CBA going back through the archives to check, but I definitely had the impression that between V and their ... well, co-parent is the best way to put it perhaps, that actual gender is one of the least important identifiers for OOTS elves. Or at least just those two.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It started as a dig about elven androgyny. But obviously if you seriously mean for your character to not be representative of either gender, and the culture changes so that being that way has a well-known name, then the character sort of happens to fit under that heading.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, originally V was something of a gay joke. But as Rich's own sensibilities adjusted in accordance with [Current Year], and V was already there and happened to fit the bill, things got shifted just a tad.
                I don't begrudge him for turning V into a diversity character, I begrudge the occasional insertion of actual political leanings. That dumbass frost giant comes to mind...

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"I don't want my fictional story to have any actual political leanings."
                Politics, even fictional ones, inform why a story happens a lot of the time. And the fiction can't just come up with wholecloth new ideas that don't relate to anything real. Authors are going to be inspired to write about the things that they think and put it into their own words to fit what they're writing about. You cannot excise the real entirely from the unreal.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure Rich Burlew said something like that fantasy works should always reflect real world, though I can't be bothered to look for the exact quote beyond a single half-assed google attempt that gave me nothing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He thinks that post OWS idpol civil rights unrest propaganda is genuine political optics
                Yeah, it's totally fine having the author making character mouth pieces of whatever zeitgeist tv man is repeating 24/7, totally natural, heckin' valid and not npc boomer behaviour.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What, this? I thought it was funny.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him, but i'm glad i dropped oots before the ship arc and limited myself to visit these threads for the occasional thog, that shit is so fricking cringe.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >originally V was something of a gay joke
                the joke was that no one could tell V's biological sex.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I posted this one when the previous thread was dying and anon asked me to post again here.
    So here it goes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >caster eDition
      >Elan don't yodel
      Well done

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Caster Edition
      Huston, we have lift off, my sides are in orbit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      good shit

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its refreshing to see a good old no-nonsense boss fight with actual D&D rules present and a heh-worthy punchline in this comic.
    You know, the thing it was originally SUPPOSED to be.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What, a fire dragon being hopefully vulnerable to cold? That seems way too broad to call "actual D&D rules".

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're never leaving this Halflings godforsaken labyrinth, will we.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For epilogue, maybe. Its the Very Definitely Final Dungeon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with this dungeon? It's pretty cool

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been so long since I played 3.5e that I've forgotten why V's spell choice was good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red dragons take more damage from cold-type attacks. That's it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's also the fact that it's a reflex save rather than a ranged attack roll

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          would have been better to hit it with a ranged touch attack, preferably with something that bypassed spell resistance
          but of course V took conjuration as one of their barred schools

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this comic is going to continue for ever, until the author dies and it will be incomplete

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So has it been revealed what sort of mount Ochuul has? Could he summon a pegasi or other levitating creature tk catch up with the party?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Making thog posts is much more challenging than I expected. Gained a lot of respect for those willing to throw themselves into it. Enjoy.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a god
      >You? Pray.

      >total word death

      Well done

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there's no point
      >two people pointing
      >last guy has a point
      What did I just step into?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >total word death
      underrated

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit it's those annoying paladins from that arc in not-japan a billion years ago. That reminds me, one of them fricking died didn't she? And then Xykon considered making her a zombie minion, but then he didn't. Is her body just fricking rotting in the ruins of their fallen citadel or what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xykon's lackey, the necrophile japanese goth girl considered that.
      Goblins took that city over, it's their capital since then. Presumably they cleaned it up of random corpses.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Xykon's lackey, the necrophile japanese goth girl considered that.
        Incidentally, she's been dead for twelve years

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Between 2013 and 2024 there are only like 422 chapters, did he go on hiatus for a long time or something?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, just got really really slow.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The art update still feels pretty recent but it's been 10 years

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for the reveal that the Order of the Doodle sealed away the Bigger Snarl and there's five more gates.

    Thanks for the Patreon dollars, SUCKEEEERRRRS!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that reveal comes with an official OOTS campaign setting book with the idea (You) and your players should deal with the other gates and snarls I'm all for it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Roy and Xykon have to team up against Badder Xykon, the double lich! Good luck, he's behind nine thousand phylacteries!

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait to find out why the psionic saw an ocean at the desert gate and why blackwing saw a whole planet in the azure city gate in 2037

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Inside the planet made by the snarl is a smaller planet imprisoning a smaller snarl.

      It's snarl-planets all the way down.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is it still coming out lmao, I read it 20 years ago or something

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    are all the books avaliable anywhere online?
    i only got start of darkness and uncivil servant off google

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's O'Chul's origin story for you: https://tempsend.com/qxphp

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was a good read. Thank you, anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I may not like Rich's opinions or recent(ish) writing much but that? That was great.
        Are the other books at least half as good?
        does anyone have a link to them?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          some of the extras never made it to pdf, but if you're willing to page through old dragon magazine issues you can find some comics that most people forgot about

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good shit, thanks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ol' Dude has always been my favorite character

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, that was a good story.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does Polar Ray imply about the dragon's age category? Is it Great Wyrm?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Polar Ray is caster level 8, which implies that Calder is at least a Wyrm if not a Great wyrm. Main differentiator would be access to 9th level spells and Colossal size, neither of which we can really see. It's worth noting that Great Wyrms get access to Discern Location as a spell-like ability, and he expressed pleasant surprise that he found Sereni which implies tracking her would otherwise be a concern. Wyrm is the most likely as a result.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Great Wyrms get access to Discern Location as a spell-like ability, and he expressed pleasant surprise that he found Sereni which implies tracking her would otherwise be a concern
        He didn't actually say anything about having to track her down, just that he didn't expect her to be so close at hand and it would save him some effort. Discern Location is great for finding things, yes, but it takes 10 minutes to cast, only gives you the target's location at that point in time and doesn't help you get there.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >which implies tracking her would otherwise be a concern
        didn't imply that at all lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Polar Ray is a level 8 spell, so he'd have to be at least Wyrm to have the sorcerer CL for it. If it coming out as two beams from his eyes means he cast it twice beforehand as an Ocular Spell, it'd be level 10, unless he also has metamagic reducers.
      However, as one anon pointed out last thread, he could also have prestige class levels like mindbender which increase his CL past normal.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    late to the party upscale.
    really starting to like this dragon. More effective in 3 strips than the entire party has been in years.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >More effective in 3 strips than the entire party has been in years.
      He is spreading around his damage too much.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He obviously considers any human a pushover until they show they're a threat.
        >dominate person on leader
        >tail swipe knocks down sneak attack floating archer that got too close
        >polar ray disabled wizard
        >two fire breaths on (troll-)halfling nemesis
        His priorities seem well in order to me, except for using a dex-save breath attack vs a rogue. But it does look like serini got fully hit by the second breath.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm afraid I unburdened myself of that PARTICULAR vulnerability quite some time ago
    I bet the gotcha will be that he's got a magic item that gives him this benefit but makes him vulnerable to fire damage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was imprisoned, where would he even keep a magic item? Did he take a page out of Major Coolidge's book?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We already know paladins don't check everywhere

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would he be disarmed of combat-beneficial items that don't impact his chances of escaping? Just makes it harder on intruders. Serini just doesn't remember the specifics of his loadout because it's been such a long time.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm afraid I unburdened myself of that PARTICULAR vulnerability quite some time ago
        I bet the gotcha will be that he's got a magic item that gives him this benefit but makes him vulnerable to fire damage

        He's an (I'm assuming) ancient red dragon and a spellcaster. I'm assuming he took a feat for it or something.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board

    [...]

    Stop desecrating the OOTS thread on /tg/ you filthy c**ts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paragraphs of hardly germane text is the largest gesture of love we could give to OotS

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I agree with you but I phrased it poorly, I was referring more to his politics at the beginning of the comic. I don't really want to get into the history of Sinfest further as it's offtopic.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What other Dnd/old game or nerd comics were there back in the day? There was one for Exalted too, what happened to it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't want to know.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I gotta say though the multiverse dungeon is one of the best arcs in shlock fantasy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unless there's more to this, "Female warrior defying her tribe's expectations to prove she's equal to the male warriors" and "Female character quietly cheering on other female character in mild solidarity" are pretty bog standard tropes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keychain of Creation? I believe it's technically on hiatus because of a hand injury of the author's. I don't remember the details, but this 'hiatus' has lasted for, like, a decade, so one should just consider it dead at this point.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember really liking Keychain. Shame it died, but on the other hand it went out while it was still good rather than lingering on in decline.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outsider
      That Final Fantasy one. The one that actually finished.
      Depending on your definition of 'back in the day' also Erfworld.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Erfworld was so good until it suddenly wasn't.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Romantically Apocalyptic was kino

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You don't know what a TERF is so you're coming across as moronic. Anyway in anonymous polling people mostly don't give a shit about the issues you obsess over, culture warrior, either one way or the other. Frick off and stop derailing the thread.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, classic lawful stupid moment. Being too casually compliant about discussing the rules and ending up telling someone who would break them everything they want to know.

    [...]

    >Ganker has to be the way I think it should be!
    >In a place where we're all anon, you still have to conform!
    Actually pitiful mindset. This place isn't like what it used to be, because nothing is immune to the passage of time. This is not your safe space, and it never was.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why?
    Its not a hamfisted IRL reference-joke. It is well in line with what you'd expect from a wild, unadvanced, barbaric, frost giant society.
    If you can't take such a mild jab, you're the homosexual.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      'mune is too much of a stretch for me, but "If I had known thy trap" is breddy good thoggin

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        "A reasonable choice, but immune"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          didn't delete the apostrophe so it reads
          >a reasonable choice, but I'm mune.

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