13 years of this ugly penis thing being top tier. >switch hurr durr. >spore. >switch out hurr durr

13 years of this ugly penis thing being top tier.
>switch hurr durr
>spore
>switch out hurr durr

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's looking pretty sus

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We need to switch out like the sussy Amoonguss

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s just how Unovan pokemon are. Unova wasn’t invaded by KANTOOO Pokemon meaning Unovan pokemon were allowed to flourish to the point of being the most meta-defining and consistent Pokémon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sounds funny but it’s weird how true it is

        Unova
        >went out of its way to distance itself from Kanto
        >gets to have the most new Pokémon ever
        >have survived powercrept the best to the point were some like Lando are essentially immune to powercreep
        >Gen 5 Pokémon even got to have a VGC meta all to themselves
        >fire starter gets the one if the best movepoool in the game even getting water coverage
        >grass starter gets one of the best abilities in the game
        >legends starter gets a special snowflake abilt ans a special snowflake signature move that sets up spikes for free

        Johto
        >literally attached to Kanto
        >smallest amount of new Pokémon until Gen6
        >pretty much defined solely by its shitmons and worhless baby Pokémon
        >absolute bodied by powercreep to the point where even Tyranitar, one of the former best Pokémon in the game, is now an RU shitmon and barely scraping by in VGC
        >aren’t even allowed to shine ingame because for every 1 johto pokemon there are 20 KANTOO Pokémon jumping out at you first
        >fire starter gets the one if the worst movepools in the game
        >grass starter gets one of the worst abilities in the game
        >Legends Starter gets Frisk in an open meta because frick you

        What does that tell you?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are wrong. Cope.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah, i'm right, Arrest.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tyranitar
          >barely scraping by in VGC
          It's THE Sandstorm setter. Until Reg D came out it had super high usage.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          tfw Borts don't even play unova let alone the rest of the games

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unova
          >bad and not fun
          Johto
          >good and fun

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >good and fun
            Nuzlockers say otherwise

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      unova really is pokemerica. most powerful region in the world, self-made, constantly seethed at by lesser beings. there's nowhere else i'd rather live.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't blame the Pokémon, blame the mechanics. With access to Clear Smog and Rage Powder, Amoongus sounds like a decent pick up front. The issue is that the games do not enforce a Sleep Clause and there are so few things that actually negate powder and specifically Sleep. Need more proof? Looked what happened to Dark Void, what two of the 4 terrains prevent (which is mostly irrelevant in formats where the terrains are not a byproduct of using a specific Pokémon), and to a certain extent how sleep worked in PLA.
    If there was specifically a Sleep Clause, I think you would see a lot more Nuzzle/Discharge combos because this would make Paralysis the most consistent and useful status.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to smogon please.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't play Smogon formats at all, let alone use Showdown. I am going off of what I experienced in early gen games to now, Stadium 1 & 2 as well as Colosseum had Sleep Clauses.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is a sleep clause

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sleep Clause is a very simple rule that could be added to battles in the Stadium games where you cannot have more than one Pokémon asleep on a team at one time.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, that sounds like it would be a good rule in a metagame where it's 1v1 and you had to waste a turn waking up from sleep, and also the limit for sleeping wasn't 2-3 turns.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sleep is just a flat out busted status. If you are put to sleep you should wake up when you take direct damage. there, now sleep can function as something you can use to get some free turns of switching out, setting up, getting a sub/screens up, etc. Exception to this obviously being Rest, which shouldn't change, hell you could even make a new condition for it called "deep sleep" similar to how we have poison/badly poisoned.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Remember the Gen 5 sleep mechanics?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sleep has been nerfed enough as is. A sleep clause isn't needed.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sleep has been nerfed enough as is.
        Sleep moves were nerfed.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >still leaves you complete sitting duck for up to 3 turns when even a single turn is enough to lose you the game due to how hard everything hits now and how broken set up sweepers are
        >only E-train setter is a complete shitmon
        >there is no Misty surge user at all
        >the only Heal bell can’t get the move because it gets it by breeding and the Pokémon it would get it from are gone
        Sleep has not been nerfed enough

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish they anti-sleep terrain to other Pokemon
      G-Weezing always run the other abilities
      Pincurchin is fricking shit

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post elo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      1600, with a team I cooked up in 20 minutes, I could go higher if I actually grinded and fixed my weakness to sun teams

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      first your adress.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Regenerator is such fricking cancer in both VGC and fanfic. Please fricking gut it. Even if Regenerator only activated once per battle it would still be insane

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    AMOGUS

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a few pokemon that need to just be deleted. This thing is pretty far up the list.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prenis
    if your penis looks like this i suggest you to go to an hospital

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing VGC
    >gets spored
    >switch out hurr durr
    >hurr you spend a turn switching out
    >hurr I don’t understand action economy
    >hurr durr opponent gets 2 attacks and you only get 1
    >opponent kills your other mon or the switch-in
    >hurr opponent suddenly starts snowballing
    go be stupid somewhere else

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >playing vgc
      Could have stopped there, that's peak stupidity

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tapu Koko and Tapu Fini will save us

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*Gets Sludge Bombed*

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AMOGUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSS

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly Drowsy seems like it'd be a suitable replacement for sleep.
    >sometimes your Pokemon can't move
    >you take increased damage
    >affected by weather
    >certain moves erase the status
    Seems like it could definitely add some layers to the game if it replaced sleep.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >certain moves erase the status

      not sure what they did in PLA but when you say this it makes complete sense that any sound move should wake up all sleeping pokemon on the field

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Physical electric moves erased drowsy if I remember right. Also I agree sound based moves should wake up Pokemon, if not the turn of use the next one.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT Smogtards cry about Sleep

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was doing tasks in electrical

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