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>WEBS, LIKE UNTO CHAINS!
How's the tier going Anon?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't attempted savage at all, I'm late to extreme and it's been real bad so far. Lots of incompetent women (cat boys that look exactly like graha) dying to the easiest mechanics.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you wait that long you're just going to run into morons that waited to do it because they're scared

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like each party is filled with morons, but just 1 moron is enough especially when it's a healer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >clear once
      >wait for people to get full bis in a few weeks
      >ilvl lock PF to 659
      >guarantee skip gale 3 with gear instead of having to rely on people being semi-decent to do it now
      >tank lb gale 2 to avoid moron healers dying for no reason
      >farm totems/mount in peace

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got to gale 3 a few times but some of the parties I'm in get stuck on azdaja shadow, specifically the light party one because people get killed by cleave + AOE, or panic the second the stack marker shows up despite attempting the mechanic 10 fricking times and it being explained each time.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking how it's so easy and you don't even need to remember the tell because it's slow enough to just do on reaction thanks to the generous AoE markers.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know dude, I've seen people jump around the entire time and frick up everything and healers stand completely still like they expect the game to go slowmo so they can react to shit.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get uhhhhhhh the workshop schedule for tomorrow because leddit is still having a melty?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Check the Discord channel

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          then suffer

          It's because casuals whined loud enough about Bozja being too demanding that they deleted that entire region of side content and replaced it with a dead-in-a-week criterion dungeon and literally no content island sanctuary.

          casuals love bozja, people whined we didn't have a deep dungeon

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon they complained so fricking hard that yoshi p added in an entirely non-bozjan route to the relic weapon questline.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              and that's actually a good thing, especially since the later non-bozja steps are ludicrously tedious

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And that's why we don't have any content this expansion. Make sure you check discord and input your island sanctuary workshop items for the week.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm on the second one-time grind now and I'd rather make an ARR relic than this.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too scared to do a savage as my only level 90 jobs are all tanks.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    got my NM clear week 1

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Meets the WoL after they beat her soul roomba
      >Tries to use her charms on them
      >Notices that they're autistic as FRICK
      >Drops the act and creates illusions to talk for them
      >Questline is about a bunch of memory stones talking to themselves
      >Drags Elidibus into this shit
      >Has a literal meltie when she gets KO'd by the WoL
      Lahabrea my man this b***h's red flags shine harder than fricking Dalamud how did you not see this coming?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lahabrea my man this b***h's red flags shine harder than fricking Dalamud how did you not see this coming?
        he can fix her

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        pussy got a homie actin unwise

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He did, that's why he built Pandaemonium in the first place.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    (Hmmm.)

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    PF continues to be a gaggle of drooling morons even when doing reclears. It's never ending levinstrike prog or bonds prog until someone drops.
    P11 looks fun though

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      P11s is the easiest floor this raid tier funnily enough

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >P11s is the easiest floor
        i disagree. its just that the shitty players are still stuck on p9s and p10s

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          P11s is really easy though anon. Maybe it's because the first and 2nd floor are harder than the last two tier this time round but by comparison p11s feels very easy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            what role are you? i play melee. i thought p9s was a joke, and p10s was alright. p11s was the first fight where i felt dps mattered, which means i could frick up and die in p9s or p10s but i had to stay alive in p11s to get my kill

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              P11 has nothing to die to unless you forget what purple or yellow colors mean, it's by far the easiest fight in the tier.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I am also melee but the main difference is p10s/p9s are more punishing on mistakes. Mechanically p11s is very easy and made the dps check a non issue.
              Overall the dps checks this tier are really not that bad seeing as they probably got scared after last tier. In saying that this tier is mechanically harder than last tier

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you are on PF or in a group without tome weapons the DPS check in P11S can actually cut it reslly close. If you are on a group with 2 or more tome weapons it's almost free.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                makes sense. im a dirty pfchad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >put every single strat for every single mechanic that can be resolved in 2+ways in party finder description
      >this now shows in your chat when you join a party
      >half the group still fricks up or does another strat every single pull at every mech

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fan Fest in Vegas next month
    >this happens

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you joke, but it'll probably happy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mommy can we get the new Speedboner expansion?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      be real to me bros, Asura trial will be Manderville based once it hits the game right?
      what are the odds of Greg popping up mid fight?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHITBALLS BROS WE'RE GOING HOME

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shadowbringers 2

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shinballers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silver Ballers.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you fricking morons are going to force me to filter the number 14 itself. Okay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or you can grow a brain and stop entering threads about things you don't like, you monumental b***h.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AIIIEEEE I SAW A NUMBER
      >JANNIES SAVE ME
      Imagine calling yourself a man when, instead of ignoring things you don't like, you shriek and shit and piss like a goddamn woman about it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll make a thread to bypass it just to piss you off.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Venat's revenge begins.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Venat after committing crimes, getting the Megaman Legends treatment.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Timetravelling to a beach town in ancient etheyris full of ancient in bikini when

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thought I was getting my tome weapon today
    >7 for an allagan SD card
    I can barely find non farm parties for golbez so maybe its unironically over but I'd still like to do it "on content" before the tomestone weapon truly invalidates him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      First raid tier?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        first one I've bothered doing gearing on yeah. Funnily enough I cleared phantom train when it was new thanks to someone just asking me to come with on crafted gear

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude just do it with the Manderville weapon. Or buy a crafted weapon, they're like under 1m.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh it's not about gearing or anything like that, just personal mind autism

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shouldn't this old ass game be on /vr/? Looks like its ps1.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dang, haven't heard that one before.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reclears of p9s-p11s this week were awful
    will start p12s next week
    tier is fun p10s is fun p11s is fun but a bit boring

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >main characters your next expansion

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Krile, my wife.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for posting this image of my wife, Krile.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We're still on P9S
    We're clearing levinstrike pretty often now though, which is nice
    We're on that one mechanic that's like Levin but without the walls

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Protips
      the numbers for that go onto the furthest players
      the stack also targets the furthest player therefore you can do sort of a Y formation where the numbers go north/south, the party stays mid opposite the numbers and a tank goes to the wall and eats the stack with their invuln

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy dressing up my WOL more than playing the content. Damn.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fat bastard nerd X his muscle bunny vidya girl is a kino pairing though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit what game is this? that thong is 10/10

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Final Fantasy XV

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just saw the screenshot name and it says xiv but thanks. I had no idea the fanservice was that good in these chinky games. Chink chong ping pong. These Iwo Jima chinky bastards sure know how to make hot bishes

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cleared week 1 so i'm happy to reclear early into the week so I can get back to the real content aka help people in Eureka

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel generic using it but the DRG 89 set looks so good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick that, it's nice to see at least someone is using the actual job gear.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would I do this tier? There are like 20 other good games to play right now

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    today my theory shall be proven as fricked

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you do the CHAD dodge anons?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do, honestly I find it easier than the donuts.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    prog was fine but its week 3 and the tier is already exceptionally boring to recleae aside from p12-1. group mostly shares the impression. the idea is to cut earlier floors and focus on getting everyone the mount but i think the next week will be my last idk slow bosses stale gameplay shit job designs
    im not even sure if its the burnout, the game is just at its worst now. they tried to spice it up on p12-2 by putting every major mech at your 2 minutes but it doesnt help sibce the rotations themselves are so streamlined and breaindead theres no challenge in execution your jobs mechs
    the meta of this tier and probably whole raiding going further is to go in blind, solve shit, clear asap, unsub and play another game.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have respect for people who make human females in this game. Even more for those who make actual good looking highlanders.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >actual good looking highlanders.
      none exist aside from my wife Fordola

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My static recleared p9s and p10s in 30 minutes with only 1 wipe, it was awesome. p11s prog is going steadily, it's a fun fight.
    These things are hard to judge, especially since I'm not even halfway through the tier, but I think it's better than both Abyssos and Asphodelos.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what content are we expecting from 6.5/6.55? Surely we are still missing some content and previous expansions normally still have some left. It just sucks we don't have a bozja/eureka to fall back on.
    Why did they decide to go down the DD path when nobody cares about them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only real content left is 2 more savage criterions

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually do wonder when the next criterion will be after rokkon
          7.0? if they even continue the idea past 6.x

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, they reiterated there would be 3 criterions total

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've shit my pants

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >First one is worthless and dead-end content
            >Had potential, but fricking ruined.
            >Second will be literally THE SAME SHIT
            >Third couldn't possibly salvage the failure of the others.

            Classic XIV development moment.
            They truly don't give a frick. Island sanctuary also sucks ass and has no gameplay.
            >Time-gated content literally making you wait weeks for shit to move along and make currency
            >The rewards are mostly shit, and primarily for fricking homosexuals who play as female characters
            >The Steampunk set looks ASS
            >Fricking DOGSHIT design
            >Even on the forums they're calling it out
            >Nothing is done about it. JP eats it up like the braindead morons they are.
            It's really no wonder Jap girls go for men of other races. Asian men are so fricking pathetic, I mean seriously it should be illegal to have such dogshit taste and conformist attitude.
            It's like you enjoy being embarrassed. Frick this gay ass game, man.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's because casuals whined loud enough about Bozja being too demanding that they deleted that entire region of side content and replaced it with a dead-in-a-week criterion dungeon and literally no content island sanctuary.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only problem with Criterion is that it requires gear. Unreal trials were a success because you can do them on fresh max level characters.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The rewards are mostly shit, and primarily for fricking homosexuals who play as female characters
              I wish, maybe then they would actually be cute instead of literal gay parade costumes, girls want cute dresses, not gay as shorts, those are for hrothgars.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you seem like a fun character

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      6.5 will have
      1 n/ex trial
      1 alliance raid
      island sanctuary updates
      1 criterion dungeon n/crit/ass
      1 dungeon
      *whispers*
      1 secret ultimate shhhhh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mandatory dungeon
      No idea how they're gonna fit that in, though.
      >2 trials
      Zeromus, and Hildibrand trial.
      >alliance raid #3
      Where we get to find out who the Mystery homie God#13 is.
      >Criterion
      It's whatever.
      And then whatever surprises they might throw in, who frickin knows. Anyone noticed we haven't gotten any optional dungeons? Shadowbringers got a bunch.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anyone noticed we haven't gotten any optional dungeons?
        What? We had Sugma Dickscape and Smileton
        Shadowbringers had Akadaemia Anyder and The Twinning, only, afaik.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          there havent been any optional dungeons since Shadowbringers, they killed it during Stormblood.
          these are the two default dungeons for expert roulette to work once the xpac hits, but they haven't done anything since SHB for patch dungeons

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ah, fair enough

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i said this during shb but ill repeat it now
            whatever manpower/resource that should have gone to extra optionals went straight to trusts
            those things are not as simple to program as they appear, your basically making another version of the same dungeon each patch
            i would argue its like we got a dungeon and a half
            doesnt help they also decided to add duty support for everything before shb in EW so thats another resource drain

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll give them a pass on all the duty support and trust content if they do a hard cut and a second starting point for 7.0.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're clearly setting 6.1 up as the new starting point, but I doubt it will be implemented in 7.0.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              don't forget the graphics overhaul
              at least 7.0 will have some manpower back after its all done

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I do hope we get some optional dungeons in 7.0.
              They were nice.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              trusts shouldn't be in the fricking game to begin with
              play the fricking mmorpg with other players you anxiety-leaden narcissistic fricking troglodytes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Trusts are a forward thinking feature to ensure that the main road block that unlocks access to the entire game remains accessible even when the population eventually dwindles. Of course, I don't think they were expecting the game to have a massive second wind prior to EW's launch.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm kinda grateful for them when I have a mandatory dungeon during dead hours since I play dps, yeah the bots sucks, yeah it's long, but 30 minutes is better than just shitting around for one and a half hour so I can actually move on.
                I also kinda expect it's a useful tool for tank players to discover a dungeon at their pace since everyone and their mothers always expect the tank player to know everythings perfectly from the get go.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              why are trust damage SO FRICKING LOW?! I get it I'm the WoL and I'm supposed to be the muscle but these homies easily pull their weights when I get to control them during the story!
              >b-but multipl-
              DUNGEON DELVING WITH TRUSTS TAKES 30 FRICKING MINUTES BECAUSE EINSTEIN AND YEESH STOOL HIT LIKE FRICKING WET NOODLES
              ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS RAISE DAMAGE PARAMETERS
              AS IF DUNGEONEERING WITH PLAYERS WASN'T PISS EASY ALREADY IN THIS FRICKING GAME

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it is literally balanced to take around 30 minutes. Their damage will even increase or decrease based on your own so it always takes right around 30 minutes.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it is literally balanced to take around 30 minutes. Their damage will even increase or decrease based on your own so it always takes right around 30 minutes.

                There is one trick you can use though. Or two, depending on your level of patience. The first is that as long as you're a DPS, the trust DPS/healer/tank can handle a standard double-pull. The slow clear times partially come from the way they refuse to use meaningful AoE prior to the EW dungeons, so by grabbing all that shit you can at least burn it down yourself. The second trick is that the trio can also handle any single pack entirely by themselves, so if you're feeling lazy you can aggro and then frick off to a safe distance to afk until you stop hearing combat happening.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                just wait till they votekick you for being afk

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Scions
                >Kicking WoL out
                Oh no no I headbutted a LOT of crazy women and mad gods to reach this shitty trust minigame. I WILL chill while Thancred gets b***h slapped by a billion landsharks, I have earned my fluoride stare.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pull one group at a time then alt+tab while waiting on them to kill the enemies
                I've leveled DPS jobs this way

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dungeon is easy to predict, could be the 13th moon palace once some magical ray drops Zeromus down below the surface.
        they're written in a corner with the moon thing RN, it's gonna be really hard to pull a sucker punch surprise dungeon unrelated to the moon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          could be a dungeon on the first related to devising a way to get the light to the thirteenth
          but I kinda would like a moon dungeon
          well, other than smileton

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's gonna be really hard to pull a sucker punch surprise dungeon unrelated to the moon.
          That's easy though, make the dungeon in the First when we go collect a bunch of aether to shoot it at Zeromus. We grab Ryne, Lyna, and one or two more losers (could be the bounty hunters, could be some random Crystarium soldiers, or maybe they'll get fricking daring for once and let us use Feo Ul or the characters that are actually related to the 13th) and we've got a trust going on.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>ryne, gaia, cylvia, and unulkahai
            ryne dps
            gaia tank/dps
            cylvia dps
            unulkahai healer

            hnmm... EWWWWWW

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anyone noticed we haven't gotten any optional dungeons? Shadowbringers got a bunch.
        what? shadowbringers didn't get optional dungeons, except for the twinning and akademia anyder, the last expansion with many side dungeons was stormblood

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    just wiped to harrowing hell for the first time

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't raid week 1, now I'm stuck with parties that still die to Levinstrike. Just fricking kill me.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wipe 3 times on E10 because of heal check
    Dont make me level a healer from level 1

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cut them some slack, it's the first legitimate heal check in Endwalker. I'm sure healers are still cleaning the dust off of their GCD healing buttons

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >broil broil broil broil
        this one isn't dusted at all lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The paint wore off on that button

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are tanks so oblivious to how shit they are in this game? and why are they always the first to go "come on, guys" after they themselves cause a bunch of wipes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does a tank cause a bunch of wipes?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        im not saying they cause more wipes than any other, just that they are always the ones to go "come on, guys. lets focus" literally after causing 3 wipes in a row. ive seen it at least twice during each prog on p9s, p10s, and p11s. ive seen this in past statics aswell, and it seems to be very common. tanks are just astronomically unware of things

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because people are afraid to call em out considering how hard it is to find a new tank
      not a joke btw

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean phys ranged?

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    could we please, PLEASE get a fricking timeskip? We just defeated the embodiment of despair and saved the universe, is it too much to ask to just let the world be at peace for a few years?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ha ha nope.
      We got a handful of months (during which WoL was fighting in Pandemonium) and that's it. Back to the world ending threats.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        just give my man a break Yoshi-P, he's been through a lot

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Island sanctuary is your break, are you not having fun exploring dates with the NPCs that visit you

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cirina and Sadu get a cutscene.
            >The fujobait get a whole questline where you show them the island.
            I hate fujos so much.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Skipped all of it tbh, hate fujos so goddamn much, no one likes those 2 characters

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like emmalien or whatever is his name
                he is wondering if this elezen girl's pubes are the same color as her hair
                but the duo thing is dumb
                Emmy should be hanging with Magnai

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no one likes those 2 characters
                Usually I'd say anyone who says "No one likes X character" is just butthurt but I genuinely haven't seen anyone who enjoys Sicard at all, and I think Emmanellain legit became pretty shit when they undid his whole character development for EW.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Emmanellain doing that fricking dance made me wanna die.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like emmalien or whatever is his name
                he is wondering if this elezen girl's pubes are the same color as her hair
                but the duo thing is dumb
                Emmy should be hanging with Magnai

                Skipped all of it tbh, hate fujos so goddamn much, no one likes those 2 characters

                Lets be real
                Ishikawa may know how to create new chars, but her use of the old one is atrocious, everything became a fujo bait.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, she can perfectly flesh out older characters. She just seems way less reliable at it, but even then she can still hit the mark. I'd be willing to believe the reason she fricks up at that sometimes is that it's always harder to write for a character someone else created, either because you have to work with them and they might have different ideas on where to go with that character or because you're afraid if you change them too much you might ruin them. Remember that a bunch of characters Ishikawa created got killed when someone else was writing, so she probably hates it when someone does that.

                >Emmanellain legit became pretty shit when they undid his whole character development for EW.
                people don't suddenly become wholly different anon. And at the very least they had him show up with the ilsabard contingent which is more than what you could say of old Emmanellain.
                His stuff in ishgard restoration was nice too

                Still think it was too much. Emmanellain trying to impress the girls is fine. Emmanellain dancing in the middle of the contingent gathering made me wonder if he grown at all since HW.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Emmanellain legit became pretty shit when they undid his whole character development for EW.
                people don't suddenly become wholly different anon. And at the very least they had him show up with the ilsabard contingent which is more than what you could say of old Emmanellain.
                His stuff in ishgard restoration was nice too

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people don't suddenly become wholly different anon.
                this is like a "real people don't have arcs"-tier statement
                naturally people don't change overnight but characters in a story should be able to show development if the development of that character is given focus in a story

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, hence his being in the ilsabard contingent at all

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              good, get fricked yurigays

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry WoL, I really just thought we'd have a fun, relaxing time exploring the 13th, looking for a lost dragon. I didn't think we would immediately find an interdimensional space conqueror trying to carry out an extermination campaign on the global population...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't happen due to the twins.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hell let them grow up too. Tired of babying around a tsun child

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We need a settingskip that moves just the player character to another time/place/whatever so we can actually have some fun. The scions keep the story on rails and the lore is hamstrung by the ancients and the memory of 1.0.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The scions keep the story on rails
        It's a fricking linear story, it's on rails whether the Scions are there or not.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have a group of characters that herd you through the story and by their mere presence let you know that nothing dangerous or shocking will ever happen because they all have plot armor. This is why XI gave you a new supporting cast with each expansion and why ShB was partially so interesting, because the setting wasn't stuck trying to appease 1.0/ARR problems.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >by their mere presence let you know that nothing dangerous or shocking will ever happen because they all have plot armor.
            Has NOTHING interesting or dangerous happened at all any time a Scion was on screen? In the entire game? Because if so, man this must be the most boring game in existence to you.
            >and why ShB was partially so interesting
            The expansion that revolved around them the most?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Has NOTHING interesting or dangerous happened a
              No, have you been playing the game? It's literally saturday morning cartoon levels of danger outside of Papalymo, we all meme about how yshtola has ""died" like 7 times so far. Now I'm not saying I want to see characters killed off but it's kinda hard to get into any situation being dire when you know all of the characters involved are invincible.

              >The expansion that revolved around them the most?
              No, the expansion that took place on another planet(shard) that allowed the dev team to do ANYTHING they wanted with the lore and setting. They weren't stuck having to put caution tape around bahamut, the allagans, garlemald, beast tribes, or deal with any tired old concepts from 1.0 and ARR. It's fun going somewhere new, exploring places that you don't already know pages of information about, seeing new things and dealing with new concepts.

              But no, baby needs his scions.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno. Y'shtola getting snapped back and Thancred just surviving because Urianger found his ass after his fight with Ran'jit both felt kinda shit.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Other than the fakeout deaths, which are a problem with everyone mind you in case you don't remember wasting a whole expansion worth of time on Nanamo not being dead for real, none of what you said holds any water. Shit still hits the fan around the Scions, all the fricking time even. Frick, the post chain you started replying to was about anons tired about how much shit constantly hits the fan. It's not like every other Final Fantasy is a constant deathfest, most of them have only one major character death, 14 has already had several and minor characters are constantly dying around us.

                >But no, baby needs his scions.
                Says the baby demanding new toys so he can demand more after just one expansion, even though there's no narrative reason given to get rid of the old ones.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look, I get it, you like the scions but that doesn't make them interesting or useful characters in the story a decade later. We're getting an increasing amount of shit like

                I dunno. Y'shtola getting snapped back and Thancred just surviving because Urianger found his ass after his fight with Ran'jit both felt kinda shit.

                because nothing bad can happen to them and the finale to Ultima Thule straight up slaps us in the face with the idea that they are immortal and will never truly ever be in danger.

                It's time to reset, go back to level 1, new location, no friends, lets have an actual adventure again.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and the finale to Ultima Thule straight up slaps us in the face with the idea that they are immortal and will never truly ever be in danger.
                I don't agree with this, because they weren't trying to pretend the Scions were dead forever.
                Also we were only able to bring them back because of Hydaelyn's magicks, which are expended now.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look, I get it, you want the story to go as you want it to and you don't actually care about it making sense, just about it entertaining you and getting rid of the characters you don't like.

                But nobody cares. Shut up.

                >no narrative reason given to get rid of the old ones.
                Thancred's story ended in ShB. He even commented on how you didn't need him when he showed back up this patch.

                When you've got a character like Thancred who has been your companion throughout the entire game and who has no reason at all to quit, you don't just toss him into a bin because you're "done" with him, you either have him stick around or you give an ACTUAL reason why he wouldn't come along anymore. An anon linked to posts from the SB period of the game and already there were people there saying Thancred was "done" and they should get rid of him. AND HE WASN'T EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH WITH HIS CHARACTER ARC.
                Otherwise this shit turns into Pokemon where every message about friendship and teamwork go out the window because introducing more characters every expansion to market anew is more valuable than being consistent.
                >B-But XI threw out the entire cast every expansion!
                Yeah and that's the kind of dogshit writing I don't want to see in this game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Facts and common sense aren't "attachment", anon.

                see

                This is why we can't have anything fun in the story, people are THIS attached to the scions.

                The devs are tripping over themselves to make excuses for the scions at this point all because people are insanely attached to them and would lose interest in the game if they were moved to the side. The story can't go anywhere without also having a way to bring them along so we're forever stuck within these artificial walls and can't actually do anything fun for this supposed "next story" they've been hyping up.

                >Thancred straight up admits his story is finished
                >Everyone can see his story is finished and his character arc complete
                >No we have to tug him along for 10 more years because people are sexually attracted to him

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >character arc is finished
                >he is now useless and should go missing or die
                ok ancient

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's how it works, people retire, they move on, they step out of the limelight and rest.

                >I NEED thancred to be at the forefront of every piece of content and every storyline in the game just because alright JUST BECAUSE

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >i NEED you to have a nice day when your vaguely defined purpose is complete
                ancient-kun...

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Goes off on his own to live his life
                >Gets pulled back into the story because reasons

                Yeah, exciting wooo. Hey make sure you don't reference Ryne too much because not everyone has done the eden questline so we can't comment on that part ok?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He left to go adventure and said call me if you need me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The devs are tripping over themselves to make excuses for the scions at this point
                What fricking excuses? We just meet them and do the same stuff as always. What, did you fricking think the plotline about the shards would NOT involve Y'shtola after she was the one that said she wanted to explore them all and see if they were in danger post-ascian trickery? How the frick is her involved in the thing she's said she was going to be involved in for two expansions more of an excuse to you than having to explain why she'd suddenly pass and go sit at a retirement home?

                >Thancred straight up admits his story is finished
                When? And even if his story is over, what do you expect, for him to retire at 30 years old? Absolute worst scenario is that he'd just hang around a bit more until he finds a reason to stop working as a Scion, and THEN he drops out of the story. The same way Lyse did. And the other possibility is that he simply finds some other new focus now that he's done raising Ryne. Not every Scion entered the story with a clear goal from the first moment, some of them had to first do a bit of adventure before finding something they particularly cared about. Alisaie only started caring about the tempering stuff once she met Ga Bu, Urianger only started doing the schemes once the opportunity presented itself, etc.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Urianger only started doing the schemes once the opportunity presented itself
                Urianger was scheming since 1.0. That's his most core character trait.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no narrative reason given to get rid of the old ones.
                Thancred's story ended in ShB. He even commented on how you didn't need him when he showed back up this patch.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want to like Thancred but it's been hard ever since he just became Ryne's dad.
                I liked him in Shadowbringers, and him growing close to her was good.
                But after that, it's all just been Ryne Ryne Ryne.
                "Why am I doing this? Uhm, I guess I want Ryne to have a brighter future."
                And since he's now a dad, he can't be a womanizer anymore, of course. He's just that old crocs wearing cool dad with the gunblade.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. They don't even have to kill him, but at least give him an expansion off. It won't happen though since they need him to tank trusts. Maybe they'll surprise everyone and add a new tank instead of 2 dps and have Krile swap to it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yshtola has ""died" like 7 times so far
                3

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                4. ARR flow, SB Zenos, ShB flow, EW ultima thule.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >EW ultima thule.
                She herself says "This is not a real death" in that before it happens
                And 7 is still overexaggerating

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >SB Zenos
                Nothing said she was dead, and she received active healing from multiple people immediately after the blow
                >UT
                As the other anon said, she straight up says "you can bring us back". Not a 'fakeout death'.

                Only the first use of Flow could possibly count, as anyone with a brain and eyes and a working memory would have noticed the very pointed scene of the gust of wind and would have gone "Oh. She's used Flow again, I wonder how we get her out this time?"

                Y'shtola has thus, only had a single "fakeout death".

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is why we can't have anything fun in the story, people are THIS attached to the scions.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Facts and common sense aren't "attachment", anon.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                People here were b***hing about the "Vrtra fakeout death" only because he fell to the ground during a fight lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I refuse to believe people called that a fakeout death. Nobody could be that moronic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I swear I can link it for you, give me a minute

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the trancers did
                they literally think anyone going down = a death
                gotta keep that "multiple death fake out" narrative going amirite

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Alphinaud trips on a rock and falls over
                >accompanying cast of characters react with shock and horror
                >Alphinaud gets up and dusts himself off
                >people start screeching about fakeout deaths
                I could see it happening.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >alphinaud clearly suicded at the Ruby Sea, yet at the next scene he is alive, I can't understand how people accept such poorly written death fake outs like this, sigh, I'll play the superior XV instead

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you know what?
                i actually believe it
                muh stakesgays are actually dumb enough for that

                [...]

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well frick me, my faith in humanity has sunk just a hair lower.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man I sure wish he died, he used to be a decent character, now he's so trash

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                nice
                the homosexual even mentions UT which wasn't a fakeout death thing

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you know what?
                i actually believe it
                muh stakesgays are actually dumb enough for that

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the trancers did
                they literally think anyone going down = a death
                gotta keep that "multiple death fake out" narrative going amirite

                >Alphinaud trips on a rock and falls over
                >accompanying cast of characters react with shock and horror
                >Alphinaud gets up and dusts himself off
                >people start screeching about fakeout deaths
                I could see it happening.

                AND ANOTHER DEATH FAKEOUT
                these fricking nip hacks at cbu

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >WoW can rape npcs
                >We can't

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, do you have any idea how many quests in 14 pertain to sexual slavery, rape, kidnapping, molestation etc.?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I won't believe until I see it happen.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                sastasha, anon

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said I wanted to see it happen, not read texts about it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                something something rule34

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There was also that one ala mhigan refugee in Mor Dhona (I think) that tells you how his mother and sister committed suicide together because they were getting constantly raped day and night.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh and of course fricking Yotsuyu.
                Priciest fricking rape in the entire setting. A whole ass country paid for it big time.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And Hien just goes "yeah sorry cant do anything about the guy who was complicit in it he is a honorable man"

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also just remembered the Arcanist girl.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was a pre-shb thing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                How about burn out the bad man?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't ever really confirmed but sure.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eulmore had some fairly rapey connotations.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Get turned into a sin eater.
                >Get mind controlled.
                >Vauthry puts you at the base of his seat in Jabba/Leia style.
                >Except he has a dick.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think sin eaters have functioning genitals. I just assumed the ascended were chopped up into meol.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you just know those sin eaters were giving vauthrys chode the sloppiest throat in all of the shards

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I sure hope you don't mean to imply that the risque implications are gone just because they haven't gone "rape!" in an expansion or so
                EW alone had a kid transforming and being trampled to death by his own transformed father
                People being eaten alive
                A mother getting her neck snapped while trying to protect her baby and the baby nearly drowning

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It also had Quintus ending his life and leaving a bloodsplatter on the Garlean flag.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and being trampled to death by his own transformed father
                No, his father was the guy behind him that G'raha tells to keep his shit together and run.
                In the Alpha/Omega quest you meet him again.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                EW and ShB were definitely violent but nobody gives a frick about video game violence anymore. The rape allusions have definitely lessened lately, with the tomboy averse rapists in Zero's backstory being the only recent example.
                This isn't a complaint by the way, I don't really care. It's just something I've observed.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Y'shtola fake out death counter: 3
                BONK
                >Y'shtola fake out death counter: 100000000003

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                JESUS CHRIST SHE FRICKING DIED

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                JESUS CHRIST SHE FRICKING DIED

                iammmm mallllldinnnngggg, they definitely killed Alisaie this time!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                OH LAWD SHE SPILLED HER BRAINS ALL OVER THAT TABL- wait, she's back up again, what the frick...

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You have a group of characters that herd you through the story
            Every single character herds WoL through the story. If it's not the Scions then some city leader comes and does it. If it's not the city leader then someone else will do it. The game hasn't had any "WoL decides to go somewhere just because" except for one single case. Deciding to help Estinien with the orphans just because.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      WoL's fight autism would go into fricking overdrive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      we need a gameskip, when's 17? 14's WoL should retire with [npc chosen at random during the forced log out after finishing 7.0] to breed for eons to come off-screen.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >[npc chosen at random during the forced log out after finishing 7.0]

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Badly. I can do knockback towers because tank is easiest role, but none of the parties I join get them right so I haven't been able to practice Bonds 2 at all. I'm tempted to just join a Bonds 3 party but I'm afraid of wiping the group at Bonds 2 due to lack of practice.

    I'm having fun though so it's okay.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow I thought this thread was going to be about some cool fotm game, not ff14 troony shit for the millionth time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      here he comes boiz

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still playing soccer in 9 with my static, honestly getting sick of the way fights are designed in this game. Every fight is just a bunch of gotcha moments in a row until you learn the routine. It doesn't even feel like a game anymore, just memorization and hoping everyone else has memorized everything too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, it feels like as of late they're making more and more mechanics in fights into hard body checks. It's starting to feel a little egregious with one person dying at the wrong time punishing everyone.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a result of healer design being so dogshit. They completely ruined the role in ShB.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Been saying exactly the same thing for the whole of Endwalker.
        Raidwide > Dead person check > Dead person check > Dead person check > Tank buster > Tankbuster > Raidwide > Dead person check > Dead person check > Dead person check

        I wouldn't mind if they were a bit more spaced out and didn't wipe the whole group, at least you could keep going and practice the following mechanic or hope for a recovery. But nowadays it usually means you just reset as soon as someone dies unless it's in the 5% of a fight where it doesn't matter

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    is Auracite gonna be the next big bad or mcguffin?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it brought up in sidequests? If so the answer is no.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      auracite and aliens and i'm not joking, almost every main and side content of this expansion has aliens

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but you can expect it to be a focus in side content. They're leading into the question of what Ultima actually is, having established that auracite is from the time of the ancients, completely alien to the world, and draws on energy from a higher dimension.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      go to ultima thule, in the desert area to the SW of the EA, notice the "others ones"
      I think the occuria/lucavi will be the Dynamis monster shit moving on

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didnt reclear on tuesday, was busy playing ff16 demo
    >stuck in p10s reclears all day today
    i should prob just quit while im ahead. i got up to p12s within a week on PF. the glam and mount looks shit anyway

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      give it another shot anon, you need something to do to occupy your time for another week until 16 releases anyway

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick
    would they work on a graphics overhaul
    on a game that is literally on maintenance mode?????

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you want to see maintenance mode look at SWTOR

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kathleen Kennedy finally came for Revan innit?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe
        it's not?????

        I suppose it's not in maintenance mode.

        You don't know what maintanence mode is

        I think that was the guy's point.
        People saying "hurr durr maintenance mode" but them bothering with the graphical update kind of disproves that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I think that was the guy's point.
          If that's the case, that guy should know that the people constantly shitposting this game are dumb/desperate enough to say that without any irony.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe
      it's not?????

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I suppose it's not in maintenance mode.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know what maintanence mode is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you were a veteran you would remember all those times that the game's population was at an ebb, following yoship's advice to "unsub" during content lulls
      however, there is one population of players who never unsub
      the second lifers
      the ones who keep buying fantasias, who obsess over houses and manage many rp events
      they're the only ones that keep the game afloat when there's nothing happening, ensuring that no matter what, the sub numbers never nosedive (unless another type of game comes out)
      do you know how much they'll praise the game if their characters become shinier? more HD?
      they'd never fricking leave

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Have Idle camera toggled.
    >Alt-tab back into the game.
    >It just happeneed to find Alpha and Omega.

    Cute.

  39. 11 months ago
    BLUFLU

    Next expansion name is A Realm Unknown

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want people to understand that Ultima Thule wasn't a death fakeout.
    It's literally spelled out by the time Y'shtola peaces out and still people go "urr scions didnt die in ultima thule what bs plot armor"
    In the narrative, it's meant to be a trust thing. They (temporarily) give up their life because they know you will see it through. Their very essence is spurring you forth, believing that you will be able to reach Meteion and put an end to it and bring them back.
    Of course, given that we're in a game where we need to win, people can say "well, duh, they were never in real danger", but in the context of the story itself, that was still the point that the writers tried to convey.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Right now we could be exploring the void with a new and cooler group
    >Instead we get a few useless scions and the writers waifu insert

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      only Cylvia and popoto are cool, Grayson will have a pass because he is mid.
      the rest is TRASH! Ii'd rather watch Zero tip her hat 24/7 than spend any mroe time with these buffoons

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'd hate the lot of them after one expansion of being exposed to them 24/7

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    when?

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm chilling and clearing the fights slowly. I'm on P11S right now

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WAR is now the highest damage tank but also has the best invul but also has the best party utility and also has the best self sustain making it the best tank in all forms of content

    does someone on the dev team main this job or something.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you remember that time they were bad back in 2.0? How dare you even suggest they not be the best tank. I bet you don't even believe in the holocaust either you fricking nazi.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's been the lowest dps tank for almost 4 years. WAR also has had it's invuln nerfed in EW, has the least amount of mitigation of all the tanks, and has what is tied for the worst party utility.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Least amount of personal mitigation: Irrelevant and debatibly wrong depending on the type of damage.

        >worst party utility, when shake it off does 4 things at once, and when Nascent Flash is so fricking free and double dips healing every 25seconds.

        Its invuln is still the best btw.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >had it's invuln nerfed in EW
        What the frick are you talking about, it got buffed to 10 seconds.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has the best invuln
      Wouldn't the one that makes you take 0 damage (PLD) be better?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No because damage is irrelevant. All that matters is that it keeps you from dying. Holmgang has the shortest cooldown and is therefore the strongest.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe if you have no healer and only have to take 1 buster the entire fight
          ?

          In EW they started attaching other effects to busters and other heavy damage portions of the fight and that makes Holmgang a lot less attractive in most cases. It's still the shortest cooldown which is very useful but it's not fire and forget like the other 3, healers have to baby you through it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Healers don't even use half their buttons since damage is so low even in savage.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if you have no healer and only have to take 1 buster the entire fight
        ?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's also the longest cd one and considering how fricking easy it is to recover health as a tank, that pretty much just makes it good for the single purpose of using it at the start of a pull instead of once you get low.
        (Which is actually pretty cool since I never have any healers that let me go down enough on the other tanks).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      gomen na sorry it seems warrior will need another buff

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      drk player posted this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Drk players stopped existing in shb, now we have war black(zamasu) players

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like in HW!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Believing parse charts when only the DPS are BiS at this point
      Give it a few weeks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      drk ironically has more sustainability in a fight like p10s
      and war's invuln is a lot clunkier to use in places like harrowing hell because of its shorter timer

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        DRK is eating good with all these magical tankbusters.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like people often miss out on the fact DRK recovers the most health on the 123 combo.
        Of course, part of the problem is that that doesn't matter jackshit for aoe pulls.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thank Xenos, his constant whining about the job actually broke through it seems

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We have heard your complaints.
    Next expansion you will be traveling with Hoary Boulder.

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know that the people who want different characters would just get angry about the new ones and then demand newer ones in an expansion

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker threads tend to be a showcase for why the devs don't really listen to players beyond "general impressions"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're literally witnessing it already with Zero and Vrtra.
      Who mind you are pretty badly written in general, but hey, that's exactly what they asked for, new companions. Hell, we've only had G'raha and Estinien for one expansion and they already want them gone.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really want or need any of the Scions to be gone. I just want them to be allowed to be interesting. They seem a little milquetoast/set in their pigeonhole

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet nobody would complain about them being boring if they actually were allowed to kill their personal rivals.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many Final Fantasy had good stories after the main game? because I read After years was shit and the only good thing about X-2 was the combat system

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol at this fate, still

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick me I had forgotten about that fate.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Think of the virgins, the young ones.

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ALL PATHS LEAD BACK TO ME

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WAR isn't shit for the first time in years
    >homosexuals start shitting their pants in rage

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't really savage raid in this summer heat, but good thing there's many things in the game to do still.

    How does everyone else cope with the summer heat while gaming?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have AC, what heat?

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >switch to japanese audio in recent patch
    >do P12 (normal)
    >parthenos comes up
    >VA is pure sex
    >get hit by it
    literally every time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      9 is the funniest about it, in english it's some generic gritty voidsent and in jap its a literal waifu

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    modding has peaked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hate modders

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        When people said "frick biden" they weren't kidding aight

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Keepers way better than Seekers? Is it the fangs?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sovereign did nothing wrong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mooncats actually try to be cats like, suncats are just midlanders

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But suncats literally live in lion-like tribes.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only the ones living in the middle of nowhere, meanwhile even in the mooncats living in main cities are moronic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eyes > fangs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I should look up if there's a mod to just give all cats both. It's honestly dumb that it's one or the other.

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every single modded motherfricker these days is a tapestry
    I just want poses, you can't even tell anymore where things begin and end with those body textures

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For anons clearing savage in pf, do you guys roll on everything possible that is your bis or pass if you won something?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you're in a premade the loot is already organized in some priority list
      if you're pugging, ROLL EVERYTHING my dude
      even if you don't need it

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      wiener

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have they announced the next expansion yet? or if not how close to the end of this one are they? last time I played was at start of EW, the hydaelin and zodiark EX shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. Probably soon though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Announcement is next month. 6.4 just came out so 7.0 will likely be out April~May 2024.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone moved away from graphical/character mods?
    I still use some QoL stuff but i just dont find the base game that bad looking anymore.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like mods that change the base look of the game or characters.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >QoL stuff
      can you post your folder or something, i've been wondering what mods people use

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think its stuff thats been added to the game like bigger cooldown text and i think they added buff/debuff on party list too?
        I also wanted to add a second bar with ogcd and cd stuff but have that bar mirror the keybinds i had set.
        I also have that pixel perfect that shows a dot under your character since i play male highlander.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        get dalamud plugin at github

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i only use graphical mods for titty pics and shit and turn them off during gameplay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People that edit shit like this are the equivalent of regulatory agencies imposing censorship on character models, so no, editing models is pathetic.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only use a few texture mods, the GNB sound mod and some old skill effects.
      Practically every gear mod is coombait, body mods can't be seen unless I am naked or use one of the aforementioned coombait mods, and I can just edit my metadata if I want bigger breasts.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want 7.0 so I can turn off Reshade.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a feeling people will still want reshade to up the saturation.
        But otherwise should be fine.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I use cactbot, splatoon, xivalexander (custom), avarice, cammy and minion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyone moved away from graphical/character mods?
      I'll move on when they stop giving casters dresses every single fricking patch, currently using pic related on my catboy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you want to wear a womans jacket there's plenty of those in game already

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cleared 10 last week. Taking a break this week before starting my reclears, I'll probably regret it. I heard 11 was easier than 10 so I'm not in a huge rush to clear it.

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    P11 right now, p10 took the entire second week and a bit of week 1 to clear and im not even sure why its like people just went braindead during turrets or the web building mechanics

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't we just have hot steamy gay sex with G'raha yet?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Graha, you pathetic simping homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because WoL didn't invite anyone in during the Baldesion bedroom scene.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I invite any of them in? They would have seen Krile face down, ass up on the bed with a gallon of my seed gushing out of both her holes.
        And that's a sight reserved for me alone.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've actually had fun imagining a scenario where all of them showed up at once and shit got awkward as hell.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            At the door...
            >What the hell are you guys doing here?
            >What the hell are YOU doing here?
            >I- well- I, uh, I was trying to get away from your kids and thought WoL's room would be safe.
            >Yeah well you did a shitty ass job considering we happen to be here and weren't chasing you anyway.
            >Well why are YOU here?
            >I, um, thought to bring WoL a midnight snack?
            >I don't see any snack there, so are you hiding it or what?
            >Yeah, well, why did you come then?
            >I wanted to check whether WoL's aether was fine after defeating Zodiark, you know, so we don't have a repeat of what happened on the Fir-
            >What, like you haven't already been staring at him throughout the entire moon trip?! I'm pretty sure you'd have realized then!
            >And why are you here?
            >Oh I wanted to ask WoL to punch me really hard.
            >...
            >...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but with Gosetsu and Raubahn at the same time

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is the next patch coming, I wanna see what happens with the first and thirteenth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      20 weeks after May 23rd, whenever that is.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No more Zero neon hat
    >No more Y'shtola telling horror stories by the campfire every time she's dimly lit
    >No more Pixel Exarch
    >No more vomit inducing rocky mountain texture

    Sovlless

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder if they'll update Pixel Exarch immediately or if we'll have nicely updated model for most characters but he'll still be pixelated.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surely they'll prioritize important npcs like that. Hien needs it desperately too.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yes, but Crystal Exarch is in ShB.
          I feel like they might do earlier models first, even if Crystal Exarch really needs it.
          I assume it'll be Varis and Raubahn and such first.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else finding XIV unplayable in latency? I'm in Florida and the game feels like 200MS constantly as of Tuesday.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but is your internet provider AT&T?
      Last I heard people with AT&T were having issues, and I don't know if that's resolved

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in Florida and the latency has been fine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >200ms is unplayable
      lmao
      You have no fricking idea what "unplayable" is.
      I was parsing on NA from AU before we had the Materia datacenter to play on.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. got a 99 week 2 as tank using week 1 gear boost and cheats like noclippy and thinks he's "parsing"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I play unmodded, anon. I will never mod a game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bubububububbuu on a data center I never belonged on
        Shut the frick up aussie

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Surely Texans can safely play on either West or East servers with even latency?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You guys ever have moments of lucidity where you realize just what a fricking crazy thing the internet is? How the human species somehow managed to create this fricking network?

          t. european

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it's pretty fricking cool..
            >millions of people connected at all times over magic computer screens
            >still somehow manage to have 0 b/f
            >still somehow manage to have 0 friends
            How did I even get here..

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    7.0 will feature a new permanent Scion. He'll be a bunboy and he'll have a rivalry with G'raha Tia in regards to who is the WoL's favorite boy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks I already hate him.

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the point of feme midlanders
    literally just human women
    they move like dump trucks even though their asses are average at best
    they are overly feminine in their animations that they don't fit the archetype of warrior of light
    no special features like cat ears or scaly tails that make them interesting

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of the XIV races are special except maybe Hrothgar, which are furry baragay bait.
      Miqo'te don't suddenly become creative or interesting because they have egirl cat ears taped to their heads.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but catgirls have curvier bodies
        much more lively animations
        sharper faces with more expression

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'LL GIVE YOU SPECIAL CELLS YOU LITTLE homosexualS

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how every time I want to take screenshots in Ishgard the fricking fête happens, no one cares about that dead content anymore

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love this lil' fella

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you belong is a special cell
      I need more Pandæmonium memes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is such a stupid funny image. For me it's
      >THESE BARS ARE UNBREAKABLE

      Definitely the best fight this tier

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    COUGH UP THE SCHEDULE

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        *closes the helmet and welds it shut*

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm like 30 wins away from the PVP one

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's a simple, efficient way to get a good stream of gils?
    I ruined myself for a little project, and though I need to make some money back I don't need to make an absurd amount of 420 000 000 069 gils either.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FC aquatic voyages and airships. There's no better way to make consistent gil with zero effort involved.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      subs are the best way to make gil but they're also pointlessly restrictive
      leves are hyper nerfed but still not terrible I guess

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This and the FFIV battle theme playing in the area were pretty rad. Too bad I have a severe case of loporritt fatigue.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    XVI makes me wish our WoL had some sort of special connection to Ifrit too (beyond being the first primal we ever slayed).

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Say anything in this game
    >Cause emotional distress
    >Get banned for it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek sounds like that dude was having a bad day.
      the servers have been shit lately though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That doesn't happen. I'm a fricking dickhead to everyone in party finder and duty finder and I have never even been talked to by a GM.
      All you have to do is not say [word] and don't talk about mods and you won't get banned. That's it.

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    people keep fricking daemonic bonds 3 up

    i really hate the line aoes that come out of the side, i hate turning my camera because it disorients me. the only other solution is to buy an ultrawide monitor

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I'd gotten one of those HORI gamepads while they were available. I saw somebody on Ganker once had a Japanese schematic for a custom version of the same idea but I don't remember what happened to him.

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the uneven laser pattern so much

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Feed my chocobo a frickton of fruit according to the order displayed on the calculator
    >Frick off for about 8 hours and come back to check it
    >It's green
    >It should be blue
    I do believe the fault is on my sorry ass but go figure where I fricked up in a simple sequence of fruits

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a very slight range of randomness to the color values changed each feeding. If you try to do the whole thing in one shot it's a lot easier to miss the target. You want to work your way in slowly, but on the bright side, you're probably close enough now to get there with one more session without an issue.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I only had to feed it just two more fruits according to the calculator but it's just, what the frick why is there a randomn factor?
        It just feels like a random "FRICK YOU" to the player

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It just feels like a random "FRICK YOU" to the player
          Yeah, that's pretty much the long and the short of it. Another needlessly complex system they added during 2.x when they were still sniffing a few of the fumes from 1.x. Your chocobo's color is a plain set of 0-255 RGB values. The game looks at the bird's numbers, and then picks the color from the table of available chocobo colors that's the closest numerically to that value. Three of the fruits are RGB additive modifications to the value, and three are CYMK subractives. Each number shift from feeding has a range; I want to say it's 3-5 per color channel, but don't quote me on that since I haven't had to mess with this for like 12 years.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It doesn't need to be like that, and I'm certain it'll never, ever change because the average doesn't give a frick about their chocobo and would rather run around in their giant, neon knot wienered shiny cash shop mount.
            frick

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              the system is fine. it just needs to display what color its currently at after you feed your bird

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you like that, bear in mind that back in 2014 we had no idea how the frick any of this worked. The game doesn't explain it, and SE refused to give up any details. It was only through a bunch of people autistically poring over tens of thousands of player-submitted samples that we eventually figured out the math and methods behind the color picking. We were used to this because FFXI also refused to explain any of its mechanics along with the devs being coy or outright lying when asked, and we had to brute force our understanding of absolutely all of that too.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                *faces southeast on Icesday during a full moon*
                *casts Blizzard IV*

                what of it?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have him out if I'm int he field

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          did you read pic related?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes of course.

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are Island Sanctuary level 16 right anon?
    Why does the new mount spread you like this

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm still grinding on 11 and 12, respectively.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          A /vg/ crossboarder? Unfortunately.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, I mean is that one of those female pedos I hear about on the news?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for reminding me to go set up my shop for tomorrow
      I hit 16 5 days into the patch

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SQUARE ENIX

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PLD: Pulls out the biggest sex toy in existence.
    >DRK: Turns into a one man gangbang.
    >GNB: Fast reload, can go several times.
    >WAR: Cums inside without warning.

    WARs? Care to explain your lack of prowess?

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped playing FFXIV after I hit lvl 60 in the free trial.

    Golden saucer is fun but its just repetitive minigames. Chocobo racing and the minigames when I tried them was probably the most fun in FFXIV I had.

    Building your own house is kinda lame and tedious.
    All the end game content is just aesthetic.
    Couldn't follow the story at all was just too confusing.

    Am I missing something or?

    I don't really see the appeal of the game other than mindless grinding.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      a brain, apparently

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. Go and never look back.

        Don't sweat it, anon. You just got filtered is all.

        What do you do for fun in FFXIV, genuine question?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do whatever content interests me until I tire of it. Then I unsub and repeat the process next time there's a big enough patch.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most people just do the story (and big content like raids, trials, etc) and then whatever they want
          sometimes this is just fricking off until they're into something else
          I fish, personally.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          decoration, talking to random people, treasure maps, triple triad tournaments, ocean fishing, economic domination, take cute pictures of my character making faces and sharing them with my fans

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Go and never look back.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't sweat it, anon. You just got filtered is all.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly just drop it and go. It's clearly not the game for you.

      [...]
      [...]
      What do you do for fun in FFXIV, genuine question?

      Raid. Craft. Decorate a house. Fish. Do whatever content I have available.

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    never raided before can i just hop on savage in duty finder or something or should i practice on an extreme first

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        try out extreme first just to ease your way in.
        I don't think anyone really uses duty finder for savage so you have to use party finder.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Duty finder
      No, use party finder. Look for a learning party or create one yourself if you can't find any.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        try out extreme first just to ease your way in.
        I don't think anyone really uses duty finder for savage so you have to use party finder.

        [...]
        you won't be doing much worse than most of PF
        just (attempt) to see what strategy is being used

        i have no clue what a party finder is, i think i might be out of my depth here. how long does it take to learn a rotation.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't listen to those anons, no party finder is going to accept you if you're brand new. You won't have any parse logs, you might have to join a free company.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            no one is looking logs in fricking learning party PFs lmao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            no one is looking logs in fricking learning party PFs lmao

            only giga shitters try and gatekeep people with parses, usually they're too shit to clear by themselves and are hoping to get carried by random people better than them

            ok but do i need to learn rotations or can i just spam 1-2-3 and occasional ocd

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you will need to know how to play your job, yes

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you should probably at least know how your job operates yes
              123 spam is just for dungeons and alliance raids

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              recommend playing warrior. seems right up your alley

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              recommend playing summoner. seems right up your alley

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              recommend playing white mage. seems right up your alley

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              recommend playing. seems right up your alley

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              recommend downloading slothcombo. seems right up your alley

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          only giga shitters try and gatekeep people with parses, usually they're too shit to clear by themselves and are hoping to get carried by random people better than them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

      you won't be doing much worse than most of PF
      just (attempt) to see what strategy is being used

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ra - drk, bonus point for the sonic haircut
    >viera anything, but mostly viera gnb/whm
    >bara homosexual bait - war
    I see those way too often, and they're always shitters 95% of the fricking time.

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is too overwhelming i think i'll stick to afking in limsa

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >someone asks me to join their reclear party
    >haven't actually cleared
    >the end of the fight mechanics are easy anyways
    today was a good day

    is p10s as hard as they say

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is p10s as hard as they say

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the filter fight of the tier

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not hard, the main cause of wipes are bonds. People don't know how to do spreads

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped raiding last tier and I've never been happier..

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically one of the best decisions you could have made
      raiding sucks ass and I can't understand why anyone would pay to have a second job

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, I liked it in HW and SB, absolute despise shb and ew raid designs however.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is Rielle such a lizardwiener hungry bawd?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      -1 shitter on pf

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >premade DRK/DRG spam
    >scripts/bots
    >server delay
    I hate Frontlines
    I hate PVP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      So don't do it. Who cares if you miss out on a shitty mount you'll never use?

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still on scrambled succession. Least I cleared Golbez though.

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ryne...
    Gaia....

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what? You haven't completely destroyed your ability to reproduce with ssri's and hormones yet?
      >Diediediediediedie

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >subvert expectations
        >immediate rage
        take a break you addict lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >endsinger's nest hatches
    >releases frickton of endsingers
    >universal decay swings into full motion
    >durante's master plan was set by golbez
    >master plan was to bring all the shards of azem together
    >(you) are the best fighter of the bunch
    >all shards give you aether to use for time travelling in alexander
    >they know (you) will do the right decision
    >trailer drops
    >sigil of azem
    Rhapsodies of Vana'diel except we're Iroha

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      endsinger's thing is happy now
      that was the whole point of the post-fight cutscene and of elysion appearing

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Baldesion Arsenal Clear
    >No DRS clear

    Imagine being this small time. Imagine spending money on a sub but not actually trying to beat the game.

    Shameful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will never make a discord account.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >DRS
      >BA
      Casual garbage, no different from ultimates

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hey guys, its like a 24 man but you need to spend money to get revived
      >noooo its totally hardcore stop making fun of my marble

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't have every single fish in the game I don't want to speak with you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DRS
        >BA
        Casual garbage, no different from ultimates

        Why would anyone be impressed by fishing? Grats on rubbing that scratch off lottery ticket so well my guy, very impressive, all skill I'm sure.

        >Mahjong
        I kneel.

        stop playing ffxiv and go buy a PS5 NOW

        You're lucky I already own this giant useless paper weight from near release yoshida because XVI isn't good enough to raw dog buy a PS5 for.

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop playing ffxiv and go buy a PS5 NOW

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, sorry, 16 looks good but I'm not paying 700 bucks for one game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patience is a virtue.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be waiting for the PC release
      Frick squeenix and frick sony
      Shit console with no gaems

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The one true frick up of FFXVI is the PS5 exclusive.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way, gay.
      I did that with Bloodborne years ago and I still regret it

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grins smugly at you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You won't be so smug when you're the leading woman of the worst x.0 MSQ in the game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people like this noncharacter

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Personally it's because I wanna shove my wiener into her tight lala dicky

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps the same could be said of all of the FFXIV cast.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked Estinien before they turned him into a joke...

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She is a lalafell. There is no other reason.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do people like this noncharacter
        That would be all of the scions

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The same reason people liked the scions pre-ShB.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because she has a come-hither voice and a vegana.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has a nice voice I guess and knows how to do taxes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that her Blitzball for the next expansion? Must be.

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genuinely, what's the mindset of gays who buy store mounts just to afk on them? Does this creature think that it's impressive that he has (had) $24 in his bank account?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that Anduin Wrynn but with the R switched names?

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead Ends would take me around 19 minutes on a tank. Considering the specimens I've seen in DF it ended up being a rather efficient way to grind the Starbird.

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweaty Fordola

  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with buns.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gasing the buns.

  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOES ANYONE HAVE THE WEBM OF THE moronicLY BUSTY FEMRA

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THE moronicLY BUSTY FEMRA
      you're gonna have to be a bit more specific there

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        THE BOUNCY MEGA MELONS THAT THROW THEMSELVES AROUND LIKE LITERAL WRECKING BALLS AS SHE WALKS AND THE CAMERA PANS AROUND HER

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >THE BOUNCY MEGA MELONS THAT THROW THEMSELVES AROUND LIKE LITERAL WRECKING BALLS AS SHE WALKS AND THE CAMERA PANS AROUND HER
          you're gonna have to be a bit more specific there

  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are people posting in this threads because they have been rabdomly ip banned from /vg/

  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thancred goes all out and does the thing that is explicitly stated will kill him if he does it, so he can win a fight against Ryne's other dad
    >The thing leaves Thancred on death's doorstep
    >Gets a dramatic deadbed soliloquy
    >Shows up in the next scene like nothing happened

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A scion is about to die but ackshually
      >Ohnoanyway.gif

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was eulogizing Minfillia, using the same words that she had said to him before she left for the First

  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make cute and weaker males for a matriarcal race
    >make the lore as fricked up and survival of the fittest as they can
    >player controller viera most likely are already fathers or mothers due to lore
    >outsiders who stumble into their woods just get made a brutal example

    So was it any good now that an expansion has passed to make a verdict? What will we expect of hrothgar women?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A mistake, like viera.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So was it any good now that an expansion has passed to make a verdict?
      they have absolutely 0 in-game presence outside of giga homie bunny who may as well not even be one so I don't really care if their background lore is cool.
      I don't give a frick if their lore is they're all busy fricking in their secret woods. viera already have barely any presence in the world and just exist as random npcs who happen to be rabbits, put some of them in the little viera treehouse in the first.
      for as garbage as the hrothgar are, at least they have a place I can visit where they hang out and I can actually see what they're about. There are more duskwights then there are male rabbits

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those are valid reasons to not care and this is coming from someone who actually likes them a lot from mere concept alone. A zone or notable atory is needed where they would be present even if just antagonists. As you said, Bozja elevated hrothgar a lot and it was nice in general for Othard world building.

  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You did pump that bun right?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but I pumped lyse so hard that she's left the scions to "help" ala mhigo to hide her pregnancy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'd never

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Krile!!!!

  108. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    today I learned that before level 72 if you have any spell speed at all and aren't 2.5 recast summoner actually does more damage by completely ignoring garuda gemshine and just doing ruin 3 if nothing better is up unless the faster cast lets you squeeze in hits where a normal ruin 3 wouldn't land or you need to move

    and since during the same level range titan gemshine is the same potency as ruin 3, there's a good argument to be had that its optimal to do ruin 3 for the majority of your time and save gemshines for movement while cycling through garuda as fast as possible under buffs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      today I learned someone actually gives a shit about being optimal outside of max-level savage

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are two level 70 ultimates moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's useful information for level 70 ultimates where summoner does ridiculous damage.

        Then again even without summoner shitting out damage the dps checks are a total joke now so it really doesn't matter besides getting a nice color on the funny number website.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        minmaxing makes my roulettes that I need to do to get gear for end level savage faster/more interesting then mashing buttons mindlessly with half an end game rotation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Garuda is just for extra movement in Lv 70 ults. Better than dropping GCDs, worse than ruin. SMN actually casts more at 70 than 90.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SMN actually casts more at 70 than 90.
        slipstream is more of a consideration then 1.5 cast times that are extremely easy to slidecast tbh

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is a disgusting amount of lazy prange that want the SMN to bait. Or even worse RDM.

  109. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bored
    >create another character
    >get to stormblood
    >UWAAAAAAAAH NIHON SO GRORIOUS ad nauseatum
    Ah yes I remember why I hated k*gane.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kugane is currently more abrasive than Garlemald is.

  110. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Both favorite teams for the PvP tournament sweep their respective groups
    >Some autismo guy goes through hours of stream vods to find evidence of any player in those teams using Dalamud
    >Submits a report to square enix
    >Both teams get disqualified
    >Team that doesn't have a single player in the top 100 qualifies instead
    Epic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cheating on stream
      >on an SE-sanctioned event
      morons
      well deserved

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      blessed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's funny as frick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was the evidence exactly?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        some players from those teams streamed with dalamud running because they are complete fricking morons and got disqualified for it
        they quickly learned that someone from /xivg/ submitted the reports, so now they are trying to get the /xivg/ team DQd as well because they are butthurt that the "ebil hacker known as Ganker" got them
        and no, the people from the /xivg/ team had nothing to do with it, it was just some random autismo from there

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those players deserve it for being dumb enough to even stream themselves using Dalamud in the first place. I hope the /xivg/ will do well in the tournament even though I don't particular visit the general.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope the /xivg/ morons get disqualified too tbh

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            they have been targeting 1 specific player from the /xivg/ team because he says the Black person word on Ganker.org constantly and you know the Black person word is a big no no
            problem is they have no proof of him saying it in-game so there's nothing they can do about it

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              he's probably said it in-game so it shouldn't be too hard to just report him and have him banned, with enough reports it'll do

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                well, it clearly hasn't worked so far

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                if it's one autist it's not going to work, he needs his friends to help out

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's not one autist, it's the whole Revival discord
                both teams that got DQed are from that discord

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                damn then the GMs are slacking

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        A character selection showing the dalamud menu on the left and a ping display lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit, have these people never stream before?!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Team that doesn't have a single player in the top 100 qualifies instead
      Based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >team with shitty buzzword name banned because they lacked the skill to win without cheats
      lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >team called skill issue
      >got disqualified because they had a skill issue and had to cheat
      lemayo

  111. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there no learning parties for P11S? Have not that many people gotten to it in PF?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      P10S is walling a ton of people, and people don't need long to learn P11S because it is a joke compared to P10S aside from its DPS requirement, which itself is quickly becoming a joke too as people gear up.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What should I do then, because I really want to learn P11S, but it might be my server because I'm on Primal?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Start your own parties and pray you get people to join you.

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