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Spider-Man 2 is gonna be GOTY

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Sips Drink*
    >It doesn't need decent combat, mashing square is enough
    >It doesn't need momentum based web swinging. Moon webs are fine
    >It doesn't need good boss fights. QTEs are just fine
    >It doesn't need a dynamic day/night cycle or dynamic weather. Thats too much effort for a small team. Please understand
    >It doesn't need a good story. A watered down version of Kraven's Last Hunt is fine.
    >It doesn't need Eddie Brock as Venom because it just doesn't
    >It doesn't need MJ to look good. Stop being a sexist chud
    >It doesn't need Peter Parker as Spider-Man. Miles is just fine you racist chuds
    YOU ARE NOW HERE
    >It doesn't need to be as good as the 2004 game, Web Of Shadows or Shattered Dimensions.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for blacked r34 kino with her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It already exists, anon. No wait necessary.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tru tru

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't wait for blacked r34 kino with her

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate Reddit, and this game is peak Reddit. It has absolutely nothing going for it besides the fact that it’s a Spider-Man game. I bought PS5 after not owning a console after PS2, and my god was I disappointed in all the fricking first-party games Reddit jerks about.

    Ghost of Tsushima, Spider-Man 1 and Miles Morales are all more repetitive than any Ubishit I’ve ever played. Gee fricking mash attack button and press dodge when your dodge-senses tingle.

    How can anyone be hyped for the sequel after playing the original is beyond me. Never played a duller game in my life.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that devs and corporations nowadays can just pour half a billion in marketing into anything to guarantee success regardless of how shit it is

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How the hell is marketing brainwashing them so hard they still consider the game good after playing it? The game has absolutely nothing going for it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a good spiderman game stop coping

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BUILT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      FOR ME

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        AI was supposed to destroy humanity not sit there generating porn all day and night!!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That is its method in destroying humanity.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Much like humans when we became intelligent enough, it became distracted and spent all it's time making porn instead of accomplishing anything worthwhile.
          Humans and Robots aren't so different after all.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can choose between multiple web swinging difficulties (just like spiderman 2 ps2)
        >fall damage can be toggled on (just like SM2 PS2)
        >age rated 16
        I'm hyped. This game feels like the sequel to the old spiderman 2. I remember when spiderman 3 came out and the games where shit.

        troony thread

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          > source: my axewound

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like a John Jameson cameo to see what he's doing when he's not in space.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i wish he was played by jk simmons

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, I'm talking about JJ's son.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh i am moronic

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If only the game had a stylized artstyle

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT IS THAT GWEN
    frick i want a gf so bad

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes that's Gwen, I wonder what she's gonna do

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can choose between multiple web swinging difficulties (just like spiderman 2 ps2)
    >fall damage can be toggled on (just like SM2 PS2)
    >age rated 16
    I'm hyped. This game feels like the sequel to the old spiderman 2. I remember when spiderman 3 came out and the games where shit.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine her taking a 10" BBC

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >519x519
      wut

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do i fix this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      19 INCHES OF VENOM

      Why is she pissing neon?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Saying the slime should be clear or transparent gives me a warning

        [...]
        Upscaled it for you

        Cool, saved. Thanks anon

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Saying the slime should be clear or transparent gives me a warning
          I'm not saying that at all

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            But Bing says that

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do i fix this

      Upscaled it for you

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow I can't BELIEVE Sony would go this far!!! 1!1!1!1!!!

    Pearl Parker wasn't ready for the BSC!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

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