>watching people on my friends list "playimg baldurs gate 3" every 30 mins to an hour. Including one sweaty frick who wastes thousands on bleeding edge hardware
Doubt.
I literally didn't make it out of the tutorial without my character t-posing in a cut scene. Dont get me wrong is was funny as frick but the game is a buggy mess of randomly tripped flags or flags refusing to trip.
i played 90 hours and i've had a few memory leak crashes after playing for hours and hours
and sometimes i had the UI disappear after talking to an npc forcing a restart
There's literally a bug from the first minute you can't move the camera with your mouse unless you press wasd first lol. And it resets this every single time it goes to dialogue. Still not fixed btw
>15 hours into Starfield >not a single bug
Ho. Ly. Shit.
>so used to bugs that small bugs aren't being registered anymore unless they break the game in half
yep there's been hundreds of bugs in those 100 hours
it's just that nobody wants to be that guy. The nitpicker guy. the MauLer guy
There was absolutely no reason to believe the game would be significantly buggy after it was heavily delayed instead of rushed out the door like bethesdas other titles
I remind you being rushed is what Ganker uses to defend New Vegas's frequent crashing
i played the latest release of cyberflunk and had a gamebreaking bug in the first 15 minutes. jackie or whatever walked through a cabinet, blowing it apart, and then he fell through the floor. now, how you, as a dev, create this bug? no clue.
I've encountered at least 3 game-breaking ones and 4 CTD, my reviewer friends have had similar experiences. Get ready for a big day one patch boys, lol. I won't reveal myself but I can say above is a paid shill.
>NO you can' t heckin' call them discord trannies! >BANNED! h-hey guys can you ban! him he was being transphobic to pedophiles!, why won't you ban him!!
yea i don't care about this troony pedo wienersucker
remember when yongyea played Cyberpunk early and said it was a flawless game without any issues?
you can't trust ANYTHING these ecelebs say. they are paid marketers.
Then the DAY the game released to the public, he said it was buggy.
I actually don't think he's necessarily a paid marketer, I think he just bases his opinion on what the public would thinks and is scared of being contrarian.
i watched him for a couple weeks yonks ago, and he honestly seemed devoid of any opinion at all, just spewing out someone else's article and then throwing out the generic "share your thoughts in the comments and like and subscribe"
God I wish TB didn't die of ass cancer, at least when he spewed bullshit it was entertaining
Hate him or love him, I actually think pissed pablo is one of the few left that come off as genuine and forming his own opinion. Why he never gets review codes.
Got an early review code. Hate to inform you all but the game is a total mess. I'm using a 4090 and after playing the game for 5 minutes, my GPU got so hot it started a self sustaining thermal reaction. Unfortunately it's likely by the time Starfield is released we'll all be dead.
Why do you think there are so many "forest fires" all over the place right now? You can blame Todd for that.
That is nothing. I got an xbox review copy. Put it in and my xbox went crazy until it eventually collapsed in on it's self. Since then it has formed a miniature black hole that is slowly absorbing the Earth.
If we're even here when Starfield is released, we're fricked.
Heh. I am reviewing the game on a series S right now. Or I was.
I was just playing the game then the game crashed. The screen was covered in artefacts and frozen while it was making an annoying humming noise. I tried to turn by console off, but the game was just stuck on my screen.
It was at this point I realized I wasn't looking at my screen anymore. I was looking at a tear in the fabric of reality. I was looking into another plane of existence that play by an entirely different set of rules.
Unfortunately, this tear is getting bigger and bigger. I fear that eventually it'll become so big our reality and this other reality will collide and combine into one strange existence where Humans simply cannot exist.
Thanks for destroying the universe Todd. Good job.
>I played a bethesda game for 15 hours pre-release and didn't see any bugs
This is on the same tier as homosexuals with craptops/macs playing a videogame at 20-45 FPS with the fan on the verge of just exploding into a blazing fireball and saying "this game is very playable on my PC"
I eagerly await the day this game comes out and all you gays go through all stages of grief as you realize you bought an another broken, buggy bethesda game with a dead, empty open world meme
Reminder that Bethesda was ready to release it in an ultra jank state last year before Microsoft stepped in and saved themselves the embarrassment. Starfield releasing a year ago would've killed Xbox
Guess Microsoft buyout are good for something. Funny how they actually stepping up with this when they didn't do shit with Redfall or the mess with fricking 343.
30 hours in. No bugs, no crashes. Ship is working great. Found a cave with some strange eggs. Put my face right next to one to investigate. The egg opened and I looked inside. Something came out of the egg and attached to my face! Something was in my throat. Blacked out. Eventually I came around. Dead shrivelled spider-like creature on the floor. Feel strange, like my stomach is bloated but I haven't eaten anything. Gods I'm hungry. Luckily my cargo hold is full of space sandwiches. Brb.
Black Gamebyro is owned by a Korean company now, while Creation Engine is owned by Bethesda. Bethesda has made so many personal changes to the gamebyro engine over the years that Creation Engine is pretty much their own engine now.
>Unreal 5 is actually just UnrealED
>we slapped some shaders on it so its a different engine because..... it is, ok?
Black Gamebyro is owned by a Korean company now, while Creation Engine is owned by Bethesda. Bethesda has made so many personal changes to the gamebyro engine over the years that Creation Engine is pretty much their own engine now.
I've seen people say there were no bugs in Cyberpunk when it was released, while I was struggling to walk 10 meters down a street without running into ten different bugs.
The truth is that people like that are just lying.
Bugs often don't trigger reliably, and/or require particular conditions to make them occur. It's why so many of them tend to go unaddressed for long periods of time - if you can't reliably reproduce it, it's that much bigger of a b***h to figure out exactly where the problem is.
Once it goes live and a frickton more people are playing it, we'll see a lot more reports/complaints.
>Tyrone MCnogger
Remember how recently he deleted tf2 videos about how update gonna be released on 6th of july?
He is pathologic liar, none of this cdpr and todd asslicker's words cost a penny, he is fraud and his threads are to be automatically reported and deleted
toddbros... we're going home
he is literally going to make goty and save gaming at the same time isn't he
The moron would've released this shit a year ago had Microsoft not stepped in
GOTY
I had 50 hours of Baldur's Gate 3 without a single bug and so far after 15 hours in Act 3 I haven't seen a single bug either.
and? BG3 is Super Mario Bros 1 in comparison to Starfield in terms of scope and complexity
A bit colourful perhaps, but this is indeed very true.
You haven't played it or seen it... What are you talking about
pff-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man
If Super Mario Bros 1 had gay sex
Based as frick, contr/a/ritrannies will think this post is ironic.
trvthnvke
>no bugs in a linear cutscene simulator
Whoa...
None of you played the game or you would know it’s riddled with bugs from moment one.
>bugs
>Bethesda
BUGS ARE A FEATURE
Post gameplay and in game romance interest other than shadowheart
Played 5 hours had couple bugs myself
the game has been out for years for millions of people to test if they feel like it KEK
>watching people on my friends list "playimg baldurs gate 3" every 30 mins to an hour. Including one sweaty frick who wastes thousands on bleeding edge hardware
Doubt.
I literally didn't make it out of the tutorial without my character t-posing in a cut scene. Dont get me wrong is was funny as frick but the game is a buggy mess of randomly tripped flags or flags refusing to trip.
i played 90 hours and i've had a few memory leak crashes after playing for hours and hours
and sometimes i had the UI disappear after talking to an npc forcing a restart
no one gives a frick about your point and click adventure, it will be forgotten once godd howard releases his masterpiece
In any of those hours have you found any good gameplay? Because I haven't.
Yeah but Baldur’s Gate 3 is a bad game
There's literally a bug from the first minute you can't move the camera with your mouse unless you press wasd first lol. And it resets this every single time it goes to dialogue. Still not fixed btw
>Trillion year early access game has time to iron out bugs
No.... say it isn't so...
>so used to bugs that small bugs aren't being registered anymore unless they break the game in half
yep there's been hundreds of bugs in those 100 hours
it's just that nobody wants to be that guy. The nitpicker guy. the MauLer guy
>no bugs in 15 hours of act 3
fake
Doubters (sonytrannies) will deny
F. Bethesda suicided him after breaking the nda
Still going to pirate it, get fricked Microsoft.
I mean you’re only fricking over the devs in that situation, but happy sailing
They don't get a percentage of sales, they're salaried.
Besides I wouldn't buy it even if I couldn't pirate it, so really don't give a frick.
They are fricking over nobody because they were never going to buy it in the first place. Losing 100% of a $0 sale is still $0.
There was absolutely no reason to believe the game would be significantly buggy after it was heavily delayed instead of rushed out the door like bethesdas other titles
I remind you being rushed is what Ganker uses to defend New Vegas's frequent crashing
He's probably too moronic to recognize a bug when it happens.
i played the latest release of cyberflunk and had a gamebreaking bug in the first 15 minutes. jackie or whatever walked through a cabinet, blowing it apart, and then he fell through the floor. now, how you, as a dev, create this bug? no clue.
Independent videogame reviewers here
I got my early copy last month, so far 29 days without a single bug
Todd is a genius, he did it again
>pixelated Discord screencap
We are hitting the level of slop thought not possible.
The only thing left is pixelated Facebook post.
y'all will b***h about literally anything
>y'all
I can smell you.
>y'all
Post hand pic
if that's true my interest in this game is plummeting
>>not a single bug
what am I supposed to eat then?
my dick
>Tyler McBlack person
has a reputation that is worse than a rotting carcass
I've encountered at least 3 game-breaking ones and 4 CTD, my reviewer friends have had similar experiences. Get ready for a big day one patch boys, lol. I won't reveal myself but I can say above is a paid shill.
Post some proof gay
I would but can't even get the game to load rn.
Wow, I believe you anonymous person online with no proof! homosexual
You're 100% right. Guy above you is a paid shill.
the game literally feels better than having sex
Id preorder if i were you Gankerners
>feels better than having sex
how would you know if you've never experienced it?
>NO you can' t heckin' call them discord trannies!
>BANNED! h-hey guys can you ban! him he was being transphobic to pedophiles!, why won't you ban him!!
yea i don't care about this troony pedo wienersucker
> I only care for sexually molesting farm animals. I hope to one day frick a bear.
>not a single bug
Maybe he just hasn't noticed them because he's thick enough to mortar bricks or something.
How much you wanna bet he still hasn't left the starting planet?
Bold of you to assume he got past the starting menu
Is that fricking Tyler McKidFricker???
>15 hrs in
>barely past tutorial or initial quests that got all the attention and weren't rushed
lolk
remember when yongyea played Cyberpunk early and said it was a flawless game without any issues?
you can't trust ANYTHING these ecelebs say. they are paid marketers.
Then the DAY the game released to the public, he said it was buggy.
I actually don't think he's necessarily a paid marketer, I think he just bases his opinion on what the public would thinks and is scared of being contrarian.
i watched him for a couple weeks yonks ago, and he honestly seemed devoid of any opinion at all, just spewing out someone else's article and then throwing out the generic "share your thoughts in the comments and like and subscribe"
God I wish TB didn't die of ass cancer, at least when he spewed bullshit it was entertaining
Hate him or love him, I actually think pissed pablo is one of the few left that come off as genuine and forming his own opinion. Why he never gets review codes.
>keys release
>next day, there are like three leakers dumping stuff
>two days go by with nothing else
Do they really just kill these people?
Yes
>source
I'm with the Pinkertons
Just start making your own leaks!
Well Microsoft has pretty strong ties to the u.s government that are only getting stronger now they're buying Activision
Anon, you learn quickly that you don't piss off Todd.
Tyler needs to get past the start screen.
He can't they revoked his review loicense for being an NDA breaking attention prostitute.
>Tyler McGroomHer
Aren't bugs like the whole point of playing Bethesda games?
uh oh, looks like there's no room for viral youtube videos with bugs and physics freaking out, better spend more money on marketing Todd.
If you are a woman, hello!
>not a SINGLE bug
So there were multiple ones.
guys, cyberpunk is the goat! 10/10!
It is now.
Cyberpunk always had good scores on PC. It was the console versions that got cucked. I played it at launch and had very few bugs on PC.
It had all kinds of other shit that insulted the player. Like police spawning in as you do a 360.
Even on console I played some 70 hours and then another 50 when the next-gen version dropped. The game simply has SOVL
>Tyler
Toddgays are coping hard.
Got an early review code. Hate to inform you all but the game is a total mess. I'm using a 4090 and after playing the game for 5 minutes, my GPU got so hot it started a self sustaining thermal reaction. Unfortunately it's likely by the time Starfield is released we'll all be dead.
Why do you think there are so many "forest fires" all over the place right now? You can blame Todd for that.
You heard the man. Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches.
That is nothing. I got an xbox review copy. Put it in and my xbox went crazy until it eventually collapsed in on it's self. Since then it has formed a miniature black hole that is slowly absorbing the Earth.
If we're even here when Starfield is released, we're fricked.
Heh. I am reviewing the game on a series S right now. Or I was.
I was just playing the game then the game crashed. The screen was covered in artefacts and frozen while it was making an annoying humming noise. I tried to turn by console off, but the game was just stuck on my screen.
It was at this point I realized I wasn't looking at my screen anymore. I was looking at a tear in the fabric of reality. I was looking into another plane of existence that play by an entirely different set of rules.
Unfortunately, this tear is getting bigger and bigger. I fear that eventually it'll become so big our reality and this other reality will collide and combine into one strange existence where Humans simply cannot exist.
Thanks for destroying the universe Todd. Good job.
Have you tried sticking your dick in it?
>Reality fades to black
Hey you, you're finally awake.
homie I'm seeing colours and shapes that don't even exist in our universe. You gonna wake up in the buggiest fricking version of Skyrim ever.
No I won't I don't have a Series S because I am not poor.
The new reality better have all my mods, cause vanilla Bethesda games always suck shit
Nobody is excited for vanilla Starfield. Everyone is excited for the potential modded starfield
Have you tried turning it off and on?
can't have item bugs if you remove 99% of pickupable items
can't have npc scripting bugs if you reduce npc number with 99%
can't have quest scripting bugs if you just remove all quests
Okay but they haven’t done any of these things gay
why the hell should Tyler McBlack person of all people get access to the game????
He sucked some wieners in bethesda PR department, that's my guess
>I played a bethesda game for 15 hours pre-release and didn't see any bugs
This is on the same tier as homosexuals with craptops/macs playing a videogame at 20-45 FPS with the fan on the verge of just exploding into a blazing fireball and saying "this game is very playable on my PC"
GUYS THIS GAME IS SO AMAZING IT CUMMED INSIDE ME AND MADE ME PREGNANT WITH TODDS GENIUS
FIRST DAY BUY FOR ME
I eagerly await the day this game comes out and all you gays go through all stages of grief as you realize you bought an another broken, buggy bethesda game with a dead, empty open world meme
I’ve enjoyed every Bethesda game studios game I’ve ever played quite throughly, you’re just a joyless homosexual
>not a single bug
Refunded. They promised a proper BGS experience
liar
ngl, they look yummy
That’s a lot of fricking butter
It's whipped though it's mostly air.
>eat the bugs served with vegetable oil based 'butter'
ho
ly
shill
Game of the century.
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Starfield music will be kino
Anyone who gets an early copy to AAA games does not have an opinion worth listening to.
Your concession is accepted.
Mods will fix it.
>mind blowing how good the game looks
note no mention of how it actually runs, 25 fps inc
>make up lore for every existing bug before the launch instead of fixing them
TODD
>Black person McTyler
> Not a single bug
I doubt that this is made by Bethesda.
I'm not surprised if half of Microsoft are involved in QAing the shit.
Reminder that Bethesda was ready to release it in an ultra jank state last year before Microsoft stepped in and saved themselves the embarrassment. Starfield releasing a year ago would've killed Xbox
Guess Microsoft buyout are good for something. Funny how they actually stepping up with this when they didn't do shit with Redfall or the mess with fricking 343.
Todd X Microsoft are a force
paid shill and paid extra for outright lying
Can't wait for a master class in writing
>I used to be an adventurer like you but then i took a micrometeorite to the knee
outer worlds for all the hate it gets was also rather smooth. i enjoyed it. dont reply to me
It was awful
It was mediocre. 5/10 in the truest sense.
Reddit the game pure shit
Actually unironically factually soulless game
>Bethesda game
>not a single bug
Yeah, right.
30 hours in. No bugs, no crashes. Ship is working great. Found a cave with some strange eggs. Put my face right next to one to investigate. The egg opened and I looked inside. Something came out of the egg and attached to my face! Something was in my throat. Blacked out. Eventually I came around. Dead shrivelled spider-like creature on the floor. Feel strange, like my stomach is bloated but I haven't eaten anything. Gods I'm hungry. Luckily my cargo hold is full of space sandwiches. Brb.
>Creation engine
dishonest shill phrase. its real name is gamebryo
Gamebryo has been dead for 11 years and Creation Engine is a hard fork. It is absolutely correct to differentiate.
>we slapped some shaders on it so its a different engine because..... it is, ok?
Legally yes it is a different engine. You even explained a reason for why it’s a different engine to gamebyro
>we slapped some shaders on it so UE4 is the same engine as UE3
MacOS is just NeXTSTEP
Black Gamebyro is owned by a Korean company now, while Creation Engine is owned by Bethesda. Bethesda has made so many personal changes to the gamebyro engine over the years that Creation Engine is pretty much their own engine now.
>Unreal 5 is actually just UnrealED
now you remember his stream with Fallout The Frontier devs
I've seen people say there were no bugs in Cyberpunk when it was released, while I was struggling to walk 10 meters down a street without running into ten different bugs.
The truth is that people like that are just lying.
except they aren't, it was hit or miss, I got lucky on PC, not a single issue all the way through
Bugs often don't trigger reliably, and/or require particular conditions to make them occur. It's why so many of them tend to go unaddressed for long periods of time - if you can't reliably reproduce it, it's that much bigger of a b***h to figure out exactly where the problem is.
Once it goes live and a frickton more people are playing it, we'll see a lot more reports/complaints.
RonBurgundyIdontbelieveyou.jpg
Any females around here? Hello!
Yes I am a human female.
I enjoy menstruating and shaving my leg
you can play through many PS2 games multiple times without a single bug
modern devs just suck at their job
>no sovlfvl bethjank at the start
Preorder cancelled
Sporebros, we're going home (kind of)
i started playing stellaris only because it looks like spore. one of the best decisions i ever made
>Tyrone MCnogger
Remember how recently he deleted tf2 videos about how update gonna be released on 6th of july?
He is pathologic liar, none of this cdpr and todd asslicker's words cost a penny, he is fraud and his threads are to be automatically reported and deleted
good morning sirs
remember to redeem starfeld on game pass, only 500 rupee u will like
please do the needful . thank you
Tyler McBlack person thread stop bumping this shit
Is this going to be another case of early access privileged people outright lying don't get in trouble with publishers
Are console gays honestly expecting a Bethesda game to run well on a fricking console? Holy kek.
>#xbox
You have to be mentally moronic to be hyped for a slopthesda game after FO4 and 76. Jesus Christ. It's like getting hyped for Dragon Age Dreadwolf.
>It's like getting hyped for Dragon Age Dreadwolf
I am
I'm sorry anon. Truly.
well, shame on you then.
>wouldn't know a bug if it hit him in the face
Just wait for the fricking game to release. There will be bugs.
good luck bethestrannies, he's your problem now
He already got BTFO by Sneedclave though
>oops, sorry
Oops, I accidentally opened rutracker on release day and clicked download torrent, ha-ha wtf I am doing even haha
frick you todd gayward
>shills pretend there isn't bugs
woah
My waifu Ly is neither shit nor a ho.
>modern AAA game doesn't even have insects
Bethesda is done for
yeah, I remember how people said that about skyrim, fallout 4, and also about fallout 76.
What is "Sneed"?
who gave this homosexual a copy? what a fricking gay timeline.