2 > 1 > 3

2 > 1 > 3

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I remember way more quotes from 1 and 3 despite knowing I played 2 just as much as the others. It's weird. I don't think it meant 2 had bad writing. I'm not sure what it means.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because while 2 is an above average game, 1 and 3 were a lot better. Just look at how everyone in this thread agrees on the ranking except that homosexual OP.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      mona was lame and half the levels were boring and reused

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And the main villain sucked. He was a random nobody side character from the first game brought back and elevated to grand mastermind.
        2 is one of those sequels that rehashes too hard instead of continuing to make new stuff. Like all the baseball bat boy crap given twice the screen time. Who fricking cares.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, and the main villain from 3 is ??????????????

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Victor Branco and Becker

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              BECK
              GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Literally who????????

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                guys who both have 3 minutes of presence in the game and are super duper evil and have done lots, lots of bad things such as... uh... uh.. well they are evil ok?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bravo, Hauser!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nichole Horne was in the first game for way less than Victor.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And yet she is more memorable than some brazilian rich butthole from gta or whatever the frick he was

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, 2 is good but forgettable for some reason, 3 has problems but its much more memorable.

      1 = amazing game
      2 = good game
      3 = amazing and bad game

      YOURE TURNING PEOPLE INTO GLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 3 >>>>>>>>>>>> 2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 is way too easy. For me it's 1 > 3 > 2

      based

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he left me out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          One thing left to do. I was compelled to give Anon his reply back. One (You) at a time.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 is way too easy. For me it's 1 > 3 > 2

      1 > 3 > 2
      cop noire > people into glue > mona and the inner circle

      I'm gonna say it...

      3 > 1 > 2

      1 > 3 > 2

      only trannies wil disagree

      >3 anything but bottom
      have a nice day rockshit shills

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        3 has pretty cool gameplay, some kino moments and decent writting.
        2 was forgettable at best, quite boring at worst.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >3
          >decent writing
          >some kino moments

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct.
        The non zoomer opinion is 1 > 2 > 3.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 is way too easy. For me it's 1 > 3 > 2

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 3 > 2
    cop noire > people into glue > mona and the inner circle

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Souls.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    moronic, constipated, shit-in-my-pants face in all games. It's objectively a bad series

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moronic, constipated
      yes you are

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >constipated
      Only the 1st game

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna say it...

    3 > 1 > 2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope.

      3>>>1>>>>>>>>>>>2

      3 is absolute kino.

      Correct.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a dream about my wife.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 3 > 2

    only trannies wil disagree

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope.

    3>>>1>>>>>>>>>>>2

    3 is absolute kino.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reddit spacing
      >kino
      >praises pax mayne 3
      Kys

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf does reddit spacing mean?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It means he's mad at my opinion but has zero argument against it because he's an impotent troon

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >zero arguments
            >3 is LE KINO
            >smoothbrain unironically uses buzzword as an argument

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 2 > 3 but they're all good

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why has nothing in videogames or movies topped it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >generic dogshit 7th gen tps with covers
      >nothing in videogames or movies topped it?
      kek

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >generic dogshit 7th gen tps with covers
          >nothing in videogames or movies topped it?
          kek

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 was the best for sure.
    and that western comic narrative was one of the best in the entire industry up until today

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 has the best story
    2 has the best gameplay, the funniest easter egg side stuff, and the graphics were amazing
    3 was generic and forgettable

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      swap 2 and 3 and you nailed it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        3 doesn't have anything funny

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3
      >forgettable

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >LE GLUE
        Say it, Max.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          actually seething

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            genuinely moronic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 has the best gameplay
      bullshit, the gameplay was dumbed down hard and bullet time is absurdly overpowered

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gameplay was dumbed down
        not him but how so?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          easier encounters and like I said bullet time is broken. I really don't get why they made it so fricking easy since MP1 was ruthless

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah,replayed the trilogy earlier this year, and I felt liek in 1 the bullet time wasn't mandatory at all times but rather a very limited resource to get you out of dire straits. Every shootout was tense as hell, specially when this was blasting:

        meanwhile in 2 you have bullet time up the ass and the game expects to you to use it most of the time. Power fantasy is in. Tension is gone.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and I felt liek in 1 the bullet time wasn't mandatory at all times but rather a very limited resource to get you out of dire straits.
          moron

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            nice argument

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >a feature which was one of the selling points of the game
              >game literally encouraged you to use it and feel like a badasstm cop
              >uhhh ackshually it was a limited resource, a jail free card if you will
              Frick off imbecile

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                dude the bullet time in 1 is way more limited than in 2.
                and you can still get out unscathed from some encounters in 1 without using it, since the ballistics in that game allow you to take a peak on a corner, shoot and hide without worrying about being hit, since enemy bullets took a moment to reach the player.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                And?
                >ballistics in that game allow you to take a peak on a corner, shoot and hide without
                This is not a 7th gen tps moron

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >best gameplay
      maybe it's more satisfying because of how the bodies react to bullets, but no fricking way it's the best in the series, it sucks for the following reasons:
      >Overpowered slow mo
      >Headshot your way through the game
      >Enemies start to shoot you the milisecond they spotted you and are insanely acurrate, to counter this the devs laid a ton of fricking painkillers all over the place and that also fricking sucks
      >Story sucks
      >The levels are decent but aren't as kino as 1 or 3 levels
      The only thing MP2 is better than the other games is at enemy interactions.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        start to shoot you the milisecond they spotted you and are insanely acurrate, to counter this the devs laid a ton of fricking painkillers all over the place and that also fricking sucks
        sounds like the first game

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, enemies have a slight delay in the easier difficulties, the game isn't filled with painkillers as bad as mp2 and something I forgot to add, the guns in MP1 are projectiles unlike MP2 that are hitscan, that shit just makes the problem even worse, in MP1 you can reliably dodge bullets unlike MP2.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            AND I ALSO FORGOT TO ADD, enemies in MP1 have patterns depeding of the weapon they're holding, in MP2 after enemies spot you they just dump you a whole magazine instantly.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            AND I ALSO FORGOT TO ADD, enemies in MP1 have patterns depeding of the weapon they're holding, in MP2 after enemies spot you they just dump you a whole magazine instantly.

            my game must be broken or something because they endlessly mag dump me with elite sniper precision in the first game

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              no, they don't, you can literally strafe almost all bullets if you have 4 meters of distance, with some weapons like shotguns you can strafe in their face and they won't catch you, your game isn't broke, it isn't installed in the first place.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                in thight spaces you can also roll out of them so easily it's funny

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                i was literally just playing the game, why are you upset i had a different experience?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                where in my post I showed I was upset? It's just the usual way I handle with people on Ganker, if you really are actually playing try doing what I just told you, specially the roll (movement keys + jump) it's super effective.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's just the usual way I handle with people on Ganker
                christ you sound obnoxious

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm kind of a douchebag I must admit, now go and try what I just taught you gay

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                id love to bash your teeth into dust with a baseball bat

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You also like to watch cartoons?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    another autist babysitting a thread to shit on 3 lel

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >another autist babysitting a thread to shit on 3 lel

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 is not only the best game in the series, it's the only good one. The writing, story, performances, music, and gameplay are 10/10. It's the perfect game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      at the very least its tonally consistent

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's only a cliche until it happens to you

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its Max Payne 2.3

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always wanted to play MP3 but I don't want to deal with the social club nonsense

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is 3's OST so fricking good
    and how come I never got into HEALTH until now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 has such an incredible setting

      People complain it's a Brazillian ghetto instead of a New York one, despite the game going back to New York for like 3 different levels

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only 1 and 3 are good. 2 isn't even canon, it was literal shovelware.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2 isn't even canon
      What did he mean by this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only 1 and 2 are good. 3 isn't even canon, it was literal gtaslop.
      Ftfy zoomer

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just reinstalled 3 to see the sam lake mod and realised all of the challenge maps are just...the campaign again with the cutscenes and transitions still baked in

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just reinstalled 3
      there is your mistake

      here is how you fix it:
      uninstall max payne 3

      check if you have max payne 2 installed (if yes go to your control panel/steam and go ahead and uninstall that too, it is required)

      install max payne 1

      go to your register editor and create a new dword, name it "hell", save it, start the game and enjoy a new playthrough of one of the greatest titles ever released at it's best difficulty

      btw I can relate to the 70mm meme (saw it yesterday)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        im a 1=3>2 guy, but i wanted to play some 3 without having to fix mp1

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1>2

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really though the way you speed up with kills during bullet time in 2 felt a bit overpowered. Also it looked stupid but that was just to me. I didn't use it much just because of that speed up thing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the way you reload in 2 while in bullet time is an absolute time waster too

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah I agree it does look stupid. The player being unaffected by bullet time really weakens the effect

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey, you know that retired cop? the one who single-handedly dismantled the new york mob and then stormed aesir plaza floor-by-floor? the one who has killed hundreds of people against all odds? the guy who has escaped from multiple exploding buildings as the lone survivor?
    >no I've never heard of him this is brazil
    >well I've heard of him, and we need a clueless patsy fall-guy. someone who will be an ineffective bodyguard and quietly let us push him around and use him as a scapegoat. I want you to go all the way to new york and bring him to me under flimsy pretences. bring me THAT guy.
    max payne 3 is so incredibly moronic it's actually staggering. the fact that it takes itself so seriously is just the icing on the cake. the housers are terrible writers, from dialogue to plot and pacing, but they posture themselves like some bastard son of tarantino and scorsese and the dumbest people you'll ever meet go
    >omg I know those things, this is surely kino

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 (power gap) > 3 > 2

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like them all equally for different reasons

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    But will the remake feature more episodes of Captain Baseball Bat Boy???

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just replayed 3 on the Deck for the first time in probably 10 years. It's a masterpiece. 1 was good for its time, but frankly just doesn't compare. 3 is next level.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice seethe

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          FRICK YOU
          SHUT YOUR FRICKIN MOUTH
          SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            YOU KILLED MY BOY
            YOU KILLED MY ONLY SON

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Max Payne 1 has some of the best atmosphere in gaming history.
    All of the apartment complex levels and the motel/otels are fricking top tier kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      too bad the gameplay is shit

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like video games because of how nice their covers are and if they are simple and fun 🙂

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first Max Payne game is at least top 5 games ever made, and I say this as a 30yr old boomer late to the party who only played it for the first time a few years ago. No nostalgia whatsoever, it's simply an amazing game. Any of its perceived "flaws" are all intentional and only there to remind you that everything else in the game is amazing. Imagine having played the game and not having this opinion. Imagine being actually *that* stupid of a Black person. Don't even (You) me with your differing opinions. Go get AIDS from a toilet seat, b***h.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All 3 of them are great games, but Max Payne 1 wins out for me solely because of the atmosphere

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were all dead. The final gunshot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released my finger from the trigger. And then it was over.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    People shit on 2 for being easier, but I liked the gameplay more than 1's, mostly because I don't give a frick what drugs or armor the frickers are wearing in 1, when I blast them point blank in the in face with a shot gun I expect them to drop like a sack of potatoes, not flinch for a moment then act like nothing happened. Plot was ass tho, 1 shits all over it. Haven't played 3, so no comment there.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 > 3 > 2

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Max Payne folder is on a broken computer

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