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>20 fricking years ago
What did he mean by this?
he meant he spent 20 years in the can
He compromised
I loved having a save at that Korean Grandma and kill her over and over and over in the most creative funny ways possible.
Great game for that alone 11/10
Go to the bathroom, NOW!
nuh yeh wahthe heh?
Hold on, I've got to drop something. heh heh
I replayed it yesterday. Beautiful game, but shoot dodge is next to useless. You stand a much better chance running around with bullet time on and doing to spin reloads.
>Best level
>construction site
>Worst level
>Protecting Vinni in the baseball bat boy suit
No, it was useful in Max Payne 2. The one where it was useless was in Max Payne 1
>instantly reloads your weapon
You're a b***h homie if you haven't tried playing through most of the game with the sawn off shotgun
Max Payne isnt about whats useful or better or whatever its about playing as kino as possible
Max Payne 2> Max Payne 1
don't (You) me
>widescreen
Gay as frick.
cry more
anons, I cumed al over miself agan
The game looked nothing like that when it came out, people were playing it at 640x480 resolutions on bulky 4:3 monitors. Also, that's a fan made HD texture pack.
>Also, that's a fan made HD texture pack.
No it's not. What the frick?
>people were playing it at 640x480 resolutions on bulky 4:3 monitors
Yeah you really weren't around at the time, were you? I was already playing Unreal in 800x600 in 1998.
mooooom, granpa is surfing the web for weird websites again
Do you need her to show you how to close a webpage, homosexual?
That's it? You got told how things actually were by someone who lived through the period and you're just going to call them old? Okay.
I was there with him just left my diapers, zoomiecoomie. I'm a full grown 28 year old certified shitposter and you got had.
goddamn it
>i was only pretending to be a moronic homosexual
who knows what or whom I truly am? I bet the glowBlack folk know. Or do they?
I'm trans btw
>640x480
Just how poor were you?
Voodoo2 meant 800x600 or nothin'.
>640x480 resolutions
wrong
>on bulky 4:3 monitors
that has nothing to do with the visuals
>fan made HD texture pack
wrong
>640x480
>2003
third world as frick
Prefering higher resolutions is the sign of extreme stupidity wherever it's done. Games were made for 640x480 and lower, because more can be done at that res and monitor refresh rates were higher at lower res.
that's a whole lot of words to say you're a poorgay
get a job, loser
640x480 is more than enough. And is a large part of why old games still look good, and new games look so bad.
Old games look better at higher resolutions.
I played it at 1024x768 when it came out, the difference between console and PC was immense back then. It's also not a texture pack.
Is there a reason behind making Beretta sound like shit in 2?
Max Payne 1 always better than this crying max fall of simp
Me and my friend spent hours trying to launch guys like him as far away as possible with sniper rifle. There was a guy at the very beginning of some construction site mission, who is standing with his back towards the player. We killed him hundreds of times probably and we could launch him across the entire map if shot was perfectly timed with leap forward.
Huh to me and my friends it was a shotgun and a granny in the apartment in one of the early levels.
They should've used MP2's likeness for Anal Woke 2 and MP3, instead of the meme face guy.
>MP3
What? They did use the same likeness for 3, in both 2 and 3 he's modelled after his VA.
nah, it makes sense using Sam Lake for Alan Wake 2, especially since Remedy are remaking Max Payne 1 & 2 and will be using James McCaffrey's likeness in those
I thought it was like that:
>MP1
Looks: Sam Lake
Voice: James McCaffrey
>MP2
Looks: Timothy Gibbs
Voice: James McCaffrey
>MP3
Looks: James McCaffrey (might or might not be Timothy Gibbs for some flashback scenes?)
Voice: James McCaffrey
And still both looks good and is fun to play. Truly a timeless classic (even though I love the first one the most).
IT'S PAYNE!
GET HIM
Max, dearest of all my friends
Who is years ago and why is she being fricked by 20?
and it shows
MODS
No this is the vanilla game.
only in 16:9 when the game was designed for 4:3, so the camera originally cutoff before you saw any nudity in that scene
it's like that scene in The Breakup with Jennifer Aniston, where you can actually see her breasts in the widescreen version, but not normally
BULLET TIME RAPE RAPE RAPE
I find it crazy how GTA san andreas got into a shitstorm for the hot coffee mod which required modding to enable some cartoony dry humping, yet this had a fully textured naked body which you can even make playable by a simple cheat command, even with tit physics and everything.
Max Payne is copaganda
Change my mind
both games feature corrupt cops and the police are shown to be relatively inept outside of Max Payne who is clearly acting as a vigilante with a badge
1>2>3