based, humans have lived for hundreds of thousands of years and we are supposed to believe that civilization existed only for a couple thousand years ago. total bs
>"waterfall" >its literally just a block of water in a hole in the wall
surely with being one the biggest multi billion dollar monopolies in the world they can fix this, right? or will they just add another shitty useless mob? only one, of course. adding 3 mobs is too much hard work.
I wish prospecting wasn't so fricking time consuming, looking for gold and silver is a massive pain in the ass. Oh what's that, you've found a large quartz deposit? Well time to dig it all out for maybe one gold ore in quartz, two if you're lucky.
idk if its a recent change or if its always been a thing but node search on the prospecting pick will tell you if theres a gold or silver node in a quartz vein.
In the time you have made a single copper pickaxe, I will already have created a fully functioning industry, producing machines in untold quantities in modded minecraft.
>buy vintage story ages ago >never got around to installing or playing it >every time it comes up in a thread I remember it for 5 minutes then forget about it because it isn't on Steam
I like VS as much as the next guy, but the tedious Le hardcore survival things are just an annoyance when you already know how to play the game. Pathetic throughput of blocks and materials to where the game serves people in it for the larping more than anything.
VS team did not create TFC, they are completely different people
the only thing the VS dev made is an autistic butterfly mod and a alternative terrain gen for Minecraft
It's not that fun, man.
Also still dissapointed by that ghost block glitch thingy, that and the melee fight being so horrendous you can only live off of spears made me quit the game.
Place your bets. >Armadillo will win because muh doggo armor >The bare minimum like always >More PSA's and social awareness >Cringe >Showcase of a spin-off with shit that the main game should have
did archaeology have any meaningful impact on the game? from what i saw you just uncover runes that are used to craft clay pots with different decals? isn't that kinda fricking lame? do the blocks that contain these exist commonly? or are they so subtle and rare you're more likely to end up just plowing through them with a shovel without noticing?
>from what i saw you just uncover runes that are used to craft clay pots with different decals? isn't that kinda fricking lame?
That and the egg for the Sniffer, which helps you get new flowers. Or you just get a bunch of junk like glass panes. >do the blocks that contain these exist commonly? or are they so subtle and rare you're more likely to end up just plowing through them with a shovel without noticing?
They only spawn inside structures so you're likely to notice them.
PLEASE UNDERSTAND WE ARE ,MAKING MINECRAFT AN ECOLOGICAL REALISTIC GAME NOW
REAL ANIMALS ONLY, NOT ALLOWED TO KILL THEM THOUGH NO DROPS FOR YOU
ALSO WE'RE REMOVING VILLIGERS BECAUSE OF THE BOAT NAPPING AND SLAVERY VERY ICKY NO GOOD
ALSO WE WILL FLATTEN THE WORLD MORE BECAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY REAL MOUNTAINS BEFORE THEY CANT BE THAT BIG
LOWER THE WORLD HEIGHT IT'S TOO SPOOKY NOW
This is the shit that really pisses me off. Why mojang decided to go the “realistic” animals route for the next updates, when there are two fantasy dimensions in game, is insane to me.
I just wish another game got big that completely aped redstone. I'm fricking sick of shit like Satisfactory and other automation games where everything has a specific pre-planned purpose.
To be fair, it's very hard to do paths, rivers, and roads in an infinitely procedural way.
And the methods to actually do it would require a lot of processing power, when you can just use a trick like taking a very thin line of perlin noise which acts as a river.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all
But I think you're moving too fast
Smug anime girl replies are as old as this shit hole itself. The fact you can't even dissociate anime and trannies tells me everything about you and where you're coming from
That undermines the entire point of using reaction images. I am sorry your brain is so far gone. You let the trannies in and they won't come out no matter what
>That undermines the entire point of using reaction images.
what does? normal people would have a folder of a bunch of random shit. homosexuals like you only save pictures of anime girls because you can't identify with anything else.
oh, so you just chose to download a bunch of smug anime girls for no reason? they don't appeal to your sensibilities, or personality? you can't identify with the feelings they have? sounds like you're an npc without any emotions then. do you just post reaction images to fit in?
Smug Anime Girls have the bonus of being great as a reaction image and for outing anal anguished reddit tourists like yourself. You homosexuals cannot help but expose yourselves through your complete and utter lack of self-control. "THING I DON'T LIKE!! AHHHHHHH! MAKE IT GO AWAY MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!"
lmfao
>Smug Anime Girls have the bonus of being great as a reaction image and for outing anal anguished reddit tourists like yourself.
yeah, nice cope you masochist. I think you just like being bullied for being a troony.
>like something >witness relatable reaction moment >take screenshot >use it on the right occasion >WOOOAH ANON DON'T TELL ME YOU IDENTIFY AS THE FRICKING TANK FROM LEFT 4 DEAD
Seriously if you are serious you were moronic back then and are just as moronic nowadays. Possibly more since you let that troony shit inside your head
by the way, your example would only be equivalent if the anon had a folder FULL of only the tank from L4D. at that point, wouldn't it be odd if the poster didn't identify with the tank?
8 months ago
Anonymous
[...]
>browses the anime website >watches anime >folder full of anime pictures >damn why do you have so much anime saved do you want to be an anime or something
Once again. Anime website
8 months ago
Anonymous
>anime website
The only reason this shithole still exists is because of /misc/. No one cares about your homosexual cartoon shit.
[...]
Trannies also eat food.
Gonna starve yourself?
They also use the bathroom.
Gonna piss your pants?
I'm going to kill trannies. That's what.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>The only reason this shit hole is still afloat after being bought is thanks to the tourists attracted by /misc/
ftfy
there's more to anime than le smug girls, stop repeating this shit
And? You argued people using anime reaction pics do that because they identify as girls and I argued that reality is way simpler: people use reaction pics of things they like. Now you are moving the goalpost where, do tell me please
8 months ago
Anonymous
>people use reaction pics of things they like.
yeah, and I dislike anybody who is THAT into anime girls. I will call you trannies because of that.
8 months ago
Anonymous
I wonder if he's ever actually gone to /misc/ with all it's anime reaction images and random Redpilled anime recommendation threads. The /misc/ that had deep discussions on Legend of Galactic Heroes. That saved Angel Cop from deteriorating into the void. The same /misc/ that memed Trump into the White House with Momiji reaction images.
I swear to God. The only people that are attracted to places like Twitter and Reddit are some of the dullest people on the planet, with absolutely no ability to observe anything whatsoever. Then they come -here- and b***h because they saw some chinese cartoon pictures.
8 months ago
Anonymous
Or the fact that all their generals use anime girls as mascots.
Boy what a fricking non-weeb website this really is!
8 months ago
Anonymous
only goes to show how annoying you are when people are willing to put up with everything else
8 months ago
Anonymous
you're such a victim, anon... keep b***hing about /misc/ like it's any different...
8 months ago
Anonymous
Any different to what? This place is drenched in Japanese culture all the way to the most tourist-infested parts of it. You're either intentionally trolling for giggles with your Discord or you're just painfully fricking moronic.
only goes to show how annoying you are when people are willing to put up with everything else
Or that no matter how much you b***h, the Vietnamese comic book e-girls are never going away.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>/pol/
Which rescued an obscure OVA from ancient laser disc rips and resubbed it with a more accurate translation? That /misc/?
8 months ago
Anonymous
>The only reason this shit hole is still afloat after being bought is thanks to the tourists attracted by /misc/
ftfy
[...]
And? You argued people using anime reaction pics do that because they identify as girls and I argued that reality is way simpler: people use reaction pics of things they like. Now you are moving the goalpost where, do tell me please
>trannies didn't invent anime
I'm pretty sure trannies didn't even invent trannies, so what's your fricking point?
If you aren't against trannies you're allies to them.
The fact you can't give up a few cartoons for the betterment of society is why you're going to keep getting harrassed every time you post cringe shit.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>If you aren't against trannies you're allies to them.
Don't give a shit. I wish both you trannies and tourists death >give up a few cartoons
Tourist mindset. Go back. Or have a nice day
>people use reaction pics of things they like.
yeah, and I dislike anybody who is THAT into anime girls. I will call you trannies because of that.
Sounds like a (You) problem. Maybe you should give other non-anime websites a try
8 months ago
Anonymous
>Sounds like a (You) problem.
well, it looks like I've made it a (You) problem too, right? you're sitting here mad and defending anime as a fricking medium, lmao.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>you're sitting here mad and defending anime
I am here mad at this website invaded by tourists like yourself. Since you outed yourself to this extent already I am done
8 months ago
Anonymous
>I am done
great maybe we can get some discussion going that doesn't revolve around anime
8 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah. Remember that next time you b***h about anime pictures on the anime website
8 months ago
Anonymous
thought you were done, moron
8 months ago
Anonymous
Somehow I can't resist the urge to smug at you
8 months ago
Anonymous
it literally feels like I'm talking with a troony, I just shuddered. I'm out of here
8 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm out of here
There you go. I wish every tourist mind worked like this
8 months ago
Anonymous
there's more to anime than le smug girls, stop repeating this shit
oh, so you just chose to download a bunch of smug anime girls for no reason? they don't appeal to your sensibilities, or personality? you can't identify with the feelings they have? sounds like you're an NPC without any emotions then. do you just post reaction images to fit in?
>That undermines the entire point of using reaction images.
what does? normal people would have a folder of a bunch of random shit. homosexuals like you only save pictures of anime girls because you can't identify with anything else.
[...]
if you think only tourists on this site hate trannies, you have some serious delusions
[...]
You know what else trannies like? Breathing.
Better stop doing that or you might turn into a troony!
You don't have to watch them if you don't want to.
I don't have to stop using smug anime girls if I don't want to. It's amazing how easy life can be when you don't have autistic rigid thinking.
and we don't have to stop shitting up the thread whenever you enter. also you're clearly mad, so whatever you think you're accomplishing isn't working.
>LE HECKING israeli MINISTRY OF TRUTH SAM ~~*RIEDEL*~~ TELLS ME LE HECKIN CHINESE CARTOONS VALIDATE MY HECKIN MENTAL ILLNESS!!! THANK YOU RABBI FOR KEEPING ME UP TO DATE WITH THE NEWS!
The point is that trannies didn't invent anime, nor did they invent anime reaction images.
Your moronic false equivalency deserves an equally moronic mockery of it.
i don't know why they don't have rivers that naturally flow downwards, it's all lakes and ponds and oceans. water never naturally generates to flow downward like a real river
Because of how Minecraft generates the terrain, it needs to be infinitely procedural.
This makes it extremely difficult to generate realistic rivers using 3D perlin noise, since you won't know exactly where the river begins or the terrain shape.
This doesn't make them look bad, it makes YOU look bad. You've proved their own philosophy to them. "We actually think like you" is not some kind of ultimate comeback, it's submissive and agreeable.
>no rivers that flow from mountains to the ocean >just flat perlin noise squiggles with no source
it's bad enough that they fricked up the boat buoyancy, waterslides used to be great but now the slightest change in water height just sends you to the fricking depths
>Mobs have actual animations >Plenty of mobs that offer variety >Bosses and whatnot if you want that type of thing >Main game insists in being a shallow, boring experience
They know. They fricking know.
>I still don't know why they haven't added the satchel or pouch
Apparantly they didn't add it because they couldn't find a way to make it work on moblie devices or something like that
>it's fricking nothing
Mojang is terrified of adding content. They have to do fricking polls, viral videos, and announcements to give themselves permission to add a fricking crab to the game.
They could just add all 3 mobs. It's not like they lack money or dev talent. They could hammer that shit out in a week.
>it's fricking nothing
Mojang is terrified of adding content. They have to do fricking polls, viral videos, and announcements to give themselves permission to add a fricking crab to the game.
They could just add all 3 mobs. It's not like they lack money or dev talent. They could hammer that shit out in a week.
Pots can store items and be broken open
Also data packs got stronger I think
oh thank god, they added sheika shrines, thank goodness
i can't to explore linear nonvaried dungeons that pose zero challenge to the player with my reddit chungus 100 doggo borker pupper armor
>add copper >make it by far the most abundant resource >it's completely useless
What the frick were they thinking? Mojang is beyond moronic, that's without mentioning the mob vote fiasco.
wolf armor and the hope that wolves will be useful instead of being just trophies sitting in your base.
Truth is, they wont, their dumb routine will still make them fall instantly to their deaths on lava and ravines.
Dont worry anons im going to eat jeb's heart granting me his position in mojang. Heres what im going to do. >Add a grinder that needs copper to be made it converts rocks (cobble, stone, all the decor blocks that you get 3 of while mining down) to gravel and gravel to sand. >add an actual cooking system using copper tools (im trying to make that ore worth fricking something) like pots and pans with food buffs and removing the ability to stack food although hunger drain is also reduced goal is eat 1 meal a day rather than holding on tro 64 steaks and topping off 95% hunger every 5 mins >add meat and/or leather drops to every useless mob mojang added frick your peta bullshit if its made of meat it goes on the heat >leather clothing actually makes you go faster by 15% >gold items can be enchanted to 2X normal (sharp X and protect 8 vanill) however cant have unbreaking or mending >starting chest is no longer random items its based on a point system e.g you have 20 points to start sapling of your choosing is 5 cooked fish is 2 points raw is 1 build your own loadout or make it random/ turn off >add some deadly sea life (sharks, eel, pirahana) >make villages have a min of 4 trade options >trade changes daily >remove emeralds >villagers trade in nuggest, bars and blocks
The original version of minecraft had simulated water. But then you would dig upwards into a pool of water and the game would turn into a slideshow as the pool of water flowed into your mines.
When infdev came along Notch introduced this new water system to solve the problem.
And we've been stuck with it ever since.
These days it would be a huge mistake to change it. There are so many mods and gameplay mechanics that revolve around this nonsense system. Everyone would lose their shit if you changed it.
1. Trial Chambers: Big dungeon
2. Breeze: New hostile mob/boss found in big dungeon
3. Copper Bulb: light source block
4. Copper grates
5. Copper door
6. New building block made out (Tuff?)
7. Trial spawner: Gives you rewards based on how many people are fighting the mobs it spawns
8. Crafter: New redstone block that automatically crafts items based on a redstone signal
9. Armadillo
The kids are surprisingly calling the bullshit out. It's the adults who are doing the bootlicking. Reminds me of those Sonic panels when the adults asked stupid questions but the kids were asking actual questions relating to the games and mechanics.
>drops a scute
When did Mojang become total pussies? Did they receive a grant from the Swedish government to be more education and environmentally conscious or something? THEY ALREADY HAVE A FRICKING SCHOOL EDITION FOR THIS SHIT!
they really need to stop the bullshit updates and just drop a mod api and frick off
leave all the dumbfrick shit for bedrock edition and let modders have a final version in peace
>just drop a mod api and frick off
Pajeets aren't capable of writing a mod API (and Microsoft is ~80% pajeet)
A mod API needs to be easy to understand and use, which isn't an easy job even for a human. Only an extremely high IQ individual can write a good mod API, and even then it wouldn't be perfect - you'd have to iterate based on user feedback.
>just drop a mod api and frick off
Pajeets aren't capable of writing a mod API (and Microsoft is ~80% pajeet)
A mod API needs to be easy to understand and use, which isn't an easy job even for a human. Only an extremely high IQ individual can write a good mod API, and even then it wouldn't be perfect - you'd have to iterate based on user feedback.
Java probably has a lot of technical debt they are worried about touching because of the worry that if they do, it'll break something core to how Forge, Fabric, and the rest all function.
Like people got pissed with a mob vote of all things. How bad do you think it would be if those get bricked?
>added a shitty proceduraly generated dungeon that has less effort then something in fricking daggerfall >oh but like one new enemy and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you have another use for coppper now!
i dont think anyone does. he dresses and acts like hes supposed to be super fun and cool, the way an elementary school principal might but he comes across as really creepy, douchy, and obnoxious.
>Kingbdogz running defence on twitter
You heard it here first guys, they have to bug test the glowing squid so the update has to be delayed 6 months lmao get fricked
>all that effort into the cutesy pixel art presentations for each of the mobs
If they put a fraction of that effort into actually making the mobs we'd get all 3.
That looks like a waterfall
Man made
Just like every waterfall in real life...?
Take your meds
There is water at the bottom of the ocean.
Most zoomers and millennials have no idea what you’re referencing
Same as it ever was.
Great song
haha w-what?
water dont fall irl it simply levitates
they hated him because he told the truth
sh--SHUT UP!!!
Erm… waterfall sisters? He’s onto us…
based, humans have lived for hundreds of thousands of years and we are supposed to believe that civilization existed only for a couple thousand years ago. total bs
THEY KNOW. SHUT IT DOWN.
holy shit my sides are in orbit, stop it anon
also put me in screencap
Jesus Christ Anon I almost died
you're thinking of lakes dumbass
shut it down, the goyim know
Anyone who seriously replied to this post is more moronic than anyone who would actually believe this.
It was me. I made all those waterfalls with my own hands.
Wait what
Holy shit
the israelites did it
OH SHIT HE FOUND OUT
only someone who was woman-made would say this
Name a single person who isn't woman-made.
women are man made too
Nuh uh
The goyim knows.
>jews
>human
My favorite part of this site is people saying dumbest, most unrealistic, in no way possible and factually wrong things like that
Frick, so Mojang was right, we have to make the waterfalls ourselves in order for it to be real
you know too much
At last I truly see
STOP EXPOSING THE BUSINESS
I FRICKIN KNEEL SCHIZO-SAMA
what the frick
>its real
Que? Do you believe that water cannot fall off a cliff without human intervention?
Why do you think you can't find treasure behind waterfalls anymore? Think about it.
This
this
this
world generation is hard
world gen has only gotten worse over time
>"waterfall"
>its literally just a block of water in a hole in the wall
surely with being one the biggest multi billion dollar monopolies in the world they can fix this, right? or will they just add another shitty useless mob? only one, of course. adding 3 mobs is too much hard work.
I hope every employee in mojang commits an hero for ruining my favorite game
The game is not ruined, literally nothing meaningful has changed since the food update, and if you really want to cry about that you can kys
it was never good, cope
when are we getting world gen that actually simulated plate tectonics and erosion patterns?
PLAY VINTAGE STORY BROS
ive never had so much fun looking for bits of copper
>$21
no thanks
Pajeet spotted
pajeets use the dollar?
still not buying your overpriced game, shill
>buying
lol the zoomers and gen alpha's frontal lobe have shrunk so much they became boomer tier tech inept
okay favela monkey
no i don't think i will
I wish prospecting wasn't so fricking time consuming, looking for gold and silver is a massive pain in the ass. Oh what's that, you've found a large quartz deposit? Well time to dig it all out for maybe one gold ore in quartz, two if you're lucky.
Game actually plays better with a group, which sucks for solo players.
Best bet is find exposed quartz on a cliff side and dig around it.
idk if its a recent change or if its always been a thing but node search on the prospecting pick will tell you if theres a gold or silver node in a quartz vein.
>having to waste tens of hours just to make a single pot
>fun
No thanks
moron, the time displayed is in-game hours, and each hour is two IRL minutes. So firing pottery takes 40 minutes, close to a full in-game day.
In the time you have made a single copper pickaxe, I will already have created a fully functioning industry, producing machines in untold quantities in modded minecraft.
Yes, and? I had fun in the process, did you?
I've heard rainbow maples won't be a thing anymore in vintage story in future
That sounds dull as frick. Nothing worth having comes easy.
And what does that give you? What is your progress inside a videogame worth?
>buy vintage story ages ago
>never got around to installing or playing it
>every time it comes up in a thread I remember it for 5 minutes then forget about it because it isn't on Steam
This.
I like VS as much as the next guy, but the tedious Le hardcore survival things are just an annoyance when you already know how to play the game. Pathetic throughput of blocks and materials to where the game serves people in it for the larping more than anything.
awesome. this makes you consider if a shortcut is worth it or if you should take the long way around. not many other games does this.
Is Vintage Story basically just Terrafirmacraft? I used to love that mod.
same team, they got fed up with java so they have decided to make their own game.
VS team did not create TFC, they are completely different people
the only thing the VS dev made is an autistic butterfly mod and a alternative terrain gen for Minecraft
It's not that fun, man.
Also still dissapointed by that ghost block glitch thingy, that and the melee fight being so horrendous you can only live off of spears made me quit the game.
post a magnet and i will but i'm not paying dollars for someone's minecraft mod
When they sell it on steam.
looks ugly
I do.
sorry, i'm not autistic.
Any modpacks that add a shit ton of mobs? I wanna collect them all.
Pokemon
There isn't even actual water in minecraft, just blue jelly.
Why is world generation so shit now? Seriously peaked at 1.3 Beta
nobody above age 12 plays that game, you should leave this site
Minecraft started as a game made and played by old neckbeards here on Ganker, underage newbie.
>every river is at sea level
Mojang can't figure out water, can they?
river?
minecraft only has lakes
There are rivers
do you have any single evidence to back up your argument?
https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/River
>fandom
ngmi
>
>basedjak
you can go back now
>you can go back now
>smug anime girl
you homosexuals were made for each other. get an ounce of self awareness, I beg you.
Smug anime girls are far less cancerous than fricking redditjak,
I actually agree with you, but you're still fricking annoying and moronic, and come off as a troony.
rivers have currents, those are just long lakes
https://minecraft.wiki/w/River
Use this site instead.
Number one.
That's terror.
Place your bets.
>Armadillo will win because muh doggo armor
>The bare minimum like always
>More PSA's and social awareness
>Cringe
>Showcase of a spin-off with shit that the main game should have
Just mod the game you actually want Minecraft to be. Playing Vanilla is moronic.
I already do.
>sorry kids, we can only add one mob per year
>small indie dev
>moneys tight
this ginger should just off himself
Armadillo will win but they'll remove it because armadillos are endangered 🙁
Is Dream a homosexual?
His video style is homosexual as hell, just constant screams and loud noises to keep the attention of his ADHD riddled fanbase.
Well now he’s a “musician” making gay tier music
in the literal sense or figuratively?
Both
I liked his early shit but it became a bit too kid focused
I'd sooner guess pedophile
Same thing.
He's a cheater
And you can't trust a cheater, same as with VAC ban.
did archaeology have any meaningful impact on the game? from what i saw you just uncover runes that are used to craft clay pots with different decals? isn't that kinda fricking lame? do the blocks that contain these exist commonly? or are they so subtle and rare you're more likely to end up just plowing through them with a shovel without noticing?
>from what i saw you just uncover runes that are used to craft clay pots with different decals? isn't that kinda fricking lame?
That and the egg for the Sniffer, which helps you get new flowers. Or you just get a bunch of junk like glass panes.
>do the blocks that contain these exist commonly? or are they so subtle and rare you're more likely to end up just plowing through them with a shovel without noticing?
They only spawn inside structures so you're likely to notice them.
>5 years for a feature that's really not that far off from just breaking sand blocks and getting random drops
I consistently expect nothing and yet they still manage to disappoint, the shit they do is literally worse than no update at all
what's funny is you can do that vanilla by editing a JSON file, perhaps maybe even give it a random loot pool.
Reminds me of that Stellaris 10$ dlc that weights a little less than a megabyte because its technically just a couple of JSONs edits adding quests
Pots will function like Zelda pots in next update so it will be somewhat useful for adventure maps and servers at least
PLEASE UNDERSTAND WE ARE ,MAKING MINECRAFT AN ECOLOGICAL REALISTIC GAME NOW
REAL ANIMALS ONLY, NOT ALLOWED TO KILL THEM THOUGH NO DROPS FOR YOU
ALSO WE'RE REMOVING VILLIGERS BECAUSE OF THE BOAT NAPPING AND SLAVERY VERY ICKY NO GOOD
ALSO WE WILL FLATTEN THE WORLD MORE BECAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY REAL MOUNTAINS BEFORE THEY CANT BE THAT BIG
LOWER THE WORLD HEIGHT IT'S TOO SPOOKY NOW
This is the shit that really pisses me off. Why mojang decided to go the “realistic” animals route for the next updates, when there are two fantasy dimensions in game, is insane to me.
I just wish another game got big that completely aped redstone. I'm fricking sick of shit like Satisfactory and other automation games where everything has a specific pre-planned purpose.
Waterfalls are one of things that look mostly fine in it tho?
Less than one hour till Caves & Cliffs Part V gets announced!
This game needs less fricking waterfalls and more meaningful stuff that can actually change the way you play and perceive it
How the frick did he get away with it?
noita esqe magic WHEN?
Just download mods
Your expectations are too much from nu-mojang
To be fair, it's very hard to do paths, rivers, and roads in an infinitely procedural way.
And the methods to actually do it would require a lot of processing power, when you can just use a trick like taking a very thin line of perlin noise which acts as a river.
Don't go chasing waterfalls.
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all
But I think you're moving too fast
Pre-shitshow's about to start.
Rev up those cringes
>literal tourist
Figures
if you think only tourists on this site hate trannies, you have some serious delusions
Smug anime girl replies are as old as this shit hole itself. The fact you can't even dissociate anime and trannies tells me everything about you and where you're coming from
AND THE CRINGE BEGINS
>He/Him
Did not disappoint.
>no minecraft mod to make me feel like a wizard from stargazer
That undermines the entire point of using reaction images. I am sorry your brain is so far gone. You let the trannies in and they won't come out no matter what
>That undermines the entire point of using reaction images.
what does? normal people would have a folder of a bunch of random shit. homosexuals like you only save pictures of anime girls because you can't identify with anything else.
>identify
There you go again with that troony shit. There's no hope for you
oh, so you just chose to download a bunch of smug anime girls for no reason? they don't appeal to your sensibilities, or personality? you can't identify with the feelings they have? sounds like you're an npc without any emotions then. do you just post reaction images to fit in?
Smug Anime Girls have the bonus of being great as a reaction image and for outing anal anguished reddit tourists like yourself. You homosexuals cannot help but expose yourselves through your complete and utter lack of self-control. "THING I DON'T LIKE!! AHHHHHHH! MAKE IT GO AWAY MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!"
lmfao
>Smug Anime Girls have the bonus of being great as a reaction image and for outing anal anguished reddit tourists like yourself.
yeah, nice cope you masochist. I think you just like being bullied for being a troony.
You trannies are the only ones who think avatargayging as anime girls is impressive
>like something
>witness relatable reaction moment
>take screenshot
>use it on the right occasion
>WOOOAH ANON DON'T TELL ME YOU IDENTIFY AS THE FRICKING TANK FROM LEFT 4 DEAD
Seriously if you are serious you were moronic back then and are just as moronic nowadays. Possibly more since you let that troony shit inside your head
if you can't identify with the emotion in that gif you are clearly autistic anon, lmao. are you kidding?
>moving the goalpost
by the way, your example would only be equivalent if the anon had a folder FULL of only the tank from L4D. at that point, wouldn't it be odd if the poster didn't identify with the tank?
>browses the anime website
>watches anime
>folder full of anime pictures
>damn why do you have so much anime saved do you want to be an anime or something
Once again. Anime website
>anime website
The only reason this shithole still exists is because of /misc/. No one cares about your homosexual cartoon shit.
I'm going to kill trannies. That's what.
>The only reason this shit hole is still afloat after being bought is thanks to the tourists attracted by /misc/
ftfy
And? You argued people using anime reaction pics do that because they identify as girls and I argued that reality is way simpler: people use reaction pics of things they like. Now you are moving the goalpost where, do tell me please
>people use reaction pics of things they like.
yeah, and I dislike anybody who is THAT into anime girls. I will call you trannies because of that.
I wonder if he's ever actually gone to /misc/ with all it's anime reaction images and random Redpilled anime recommendation threads. The /misc/ that had deep discussions on Legend of Galactic Heroes. That saved Angel Cop from deteriorating into the void. The same /misc/ that memed Trump into the White House with Momiji reaction images.
I swear to God. The only people that are attracted to places like Twitter and Reddit are some of the dullest people on the planet, with absolutely no ability to observe anything whatsoever. Then they come -here- and b***h because they saw some chinese cartoon pictures.
Or the fact that all their generals use anime girls as mascots.
Boy what a fricking non-weeb website this really is!
only goes to show how annoying you are when people are willing to put up with everything else
you're such a victim, anon... keep b***hing about /misc/ like it's any different...
Any different to what? This place is drenched in Japanese culture all the way to the most tourist-infested parts of it. You're either intentionally trolling for giggles with your Discord or you're just painfully fricking moronic.
Or that no matter how much you b***h, the Vietnamese comic book e-girls are never going away.
>/pol/
Which rescued an obscure OVA from ancient laser disc rips and resubbed it with a more accurate translation? That /misc/?
If you aren't against trannies you're allies to them.
The fact you can't give up a few cartoons for the betterment of society is why you're going to keep getting harrassed every time you post cringe shit.
>If you aren't against trannies you're allies to them.
Don't give a shit. I wish both you trannies and tourists death
>give up a few cartoons
Tourist mindset. Go back. Or have a nice day
Sounds like a (You) problem. Maybe you should give other non-anime websites a try
>Sounds like a (You) problem.
well, it looks like I've made it a (You) problem too, right? you're sitting here mad and defending anime as a fricking medium, lmao.
>you're sitting here mad and defending anime
I am here mad at this website invaded by tourists like yourself. Since you outed yourself to this extent already I am done
>I am done
great maybe we can get some discussion going that doesn't revolve around anime
Yeah. Remember that next time you b***h about anime pictures on the anime website
thought you were done, moron
Somehow I can't resist the urge to smug at you
it literally feels like I'm talking with a troony, I just shuddered. I'm out of here
>I'm out of here
There you go. I wish every tourist mind worked like this
there's more to anime than le smug girls, stop repeating this shit
You know what else trannies like? Breathing.
Better stop doing that or you might turn into a troony!
Not going to watch your cartoons, homosexual
>literal tourist outs himself once again on le anime website
I had no expectations really
You don't have to watch them if you don't want to.
I don't have to stop using smug anime girls if I don't want to. It's amazing how easy life can be when you don't have autistic rigid thinking.
and we don't have to stop shitting up the thread whenever you enter. also you're clearly mad, so whatever you think you're accomplishing isn't working.
No, you're right. You're gonna shit the thread up no matter what anybody says. Then you'll move onto whatever else your discord thinks is cute.
>LE HECKING israeli MINISTRY OF TRUTH SAM ~~*RIEDEL*~~ TELLS ME LE HECKIN CHINESE CARTOONS VALIDATE MY HECKIN MENTAL ILLNESS!!! THANK YOU RABBI FOR KEEPING ME UP TO DATE WITH THE NEWS!
damn a lot of people rushed to the defense of hentai over this one kek
what the frick are you even trying to say
This entire argument is more cringe than the pre-show and that is saying something.
I swear I've seen waterfalls into caves before
Yeah, they do that intentionally with these clay thingies
how is that not a waterfall?
clearly the water shown is falling.
Trannies also eat food.
Gonna starve yourself?
They also use the bathroom.
Gonna piss your pants?
>he equates posting smug anime girls to breathing and eating food
maybe we should leave him alone guys, it seems like is going through a lot
The point is that trannies didn't invent anime, nor did they invent anime reaction images.
Your moronic false equivalency deserves an equally moronic mockery of it.
>trannies didn't invent anime
I'm pretty sure trannies didn't even invent trannies, so what's your fricking point?
That your autistic screaming about trannies because of a smug e-girl reaction image is moronic.
great argument dumbass
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
You're not worth the attention you think you are.
>Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
beyond reddit, weren't you calling people tourists earlier?
Lydia's age is showing.
Video games
i don't know why they don't have rivers that naturally flow downwards, it's all lakes and ponds and oceans. water never naturally generates to flow downward like a real river
Because of how Minecraft generates the terrain, it needs to be infinitely procedural.
This makes it extremely difficult to generate realistic rivers using 3D perlin noise, since you won't know exactly where the river begins or the terrain shape.
This is the first Minecraft live I've ever seen. What's with this guy in the lame hat soi'ing out?
Cringelord that Jeb hates.
kys
This doesn't make them look bad, it makes YOU look bad. You've proved their own philosophy to them. "We actually think like you" is not some kind of ultimate comeback, it's submissive and agreeable.
>no rivers that flow from mountains to the ocean
>just flat perlin noise squiggles with no source
it's bad enough that they fricked up the boat buoyancy, waterslides used to be great but now the slightest change in water height just sends you to the fricking depths
might be fixed now though idk it's been years
>Mobs have actual animations
>Plenty of mobs that offer variety
>Bosses and whatnot if you want that type of thing
>Main game insists in being a shallow, boring experience
They know. They fricking know.
what pisses me off more is that they do not even polish the old mobs' animations.
is it over?
never forget
Tell me anon If you hate animegays why do you keep that on your PC?
He's just like all those Redditors and Twitards that scream about e-girl being secret child sexual predators.
>one of the best selling most popular games ever
>"heres your waterfall bro"
I still don't know why they haven't added the satchel or pouch or whatever, it seemed like a decent idea
come on now if waterfalls weren't man-made then why else would they have a little secret cave behind them?
>I still don't know why they haven't added the satchel or pouch
Apparantly they didn't add it because they couldn't find a way to make it work on moblie devices or something like that
water having hysteresis is moronic. water should be a function of the spatial distribution of the surroundings, not also its history.
dozo, straight from Minecraft Live
>r2d2
minecraft?
>it literally feels like I'm talking with a troony, I just shuddered. I'm out of here
please...... talk about minecraft...... for fricks sake.
Make Minecraft worth talking about, then.
Jeb ha some serious nerd neck problems
The man who ruined Minecraft
The should add a giraffe mob where if you name it jeb_ its neck gets longer.
Bros! waterfalls are IN
Was that 4 real? why did they do that
where the frick is agnes i need her
will twilight forest ever get finished
lydia is so ugly bros
WATERFALL CONFIRMED
need to remove mojang already only thing they can do is add grind, 30 useless inventory clogging blocks and homoshit.
>All this shit is just padding the show because it's going to be another small update
Yeah remind me, what's actually being changed other than villagers being nerfed for no reason?
Pots can store items and be broken open
Also data packs got stronger I think
And this is enough for a full version number?
It's actually in snapshot for next version
how are they different from chests?
Only one stack of items total, can be different items
You can break them with arrows
They stack now
Some other minor shit
wow, totally worth an update and crafting them
>it's fricking nothing
Mojang is terrified of adding content. They have to do fricking polls, viral videos, and announcements to give themselves permission to add a fricking crab to the game.
They could just add all 3 mobs. It's not like they lack money or dev talent. They could hammer that shit out in a week.
my wife yuki
Those are changes for 1.20.3, not 1.21
they do this every minecraft live. mojang actually works more on filler content for these lives than on the actual game
You forgot the part where many porn mods are dead in the water
more money is spent on minecraft live than minecraft
I am literally this
except that instead of tbc I am buit for BWC
>she/her
Ok chudcel
Glad you agree
Crabbros
We got this.
KWAB
Yes, that is a crab.
>Waterfalls aren't in Minecraft
So, there has never been an occasion where water spawns near a cliff or hill? I've seen this millions of times.
>More mobs the main game can't get
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THEY ALREADY FRICKING MADE PENGUINS
You're living on it.
The skeltal queen is back
>Combat
>Tinkering
No palm trees then.
Mommy is back!
this combat chamber thing looks promising. reminds me of procedural dungeon mods
>You want the Copper Golem?
>Frick you, here's more copper blocks and a door
Why didn't they do this in the initial update?
>no copper golem
>no tuff golem
>just a israelite nose pig and some shitty fairies you never see
I hate Mojang so much it's unreal
oh thank god, they added sheika shrines, thank goodness
i can't to explore linear nonvaried dungeons that pose zero challenge to the player with my reddit chungus 100 doggo borker pupper armor
I wish they could add some of the mobs featured in Minecraft Dungeons and Legends, as bosses similarly to the Wither or the Ender Dragon
That would be smart for these new dungeons and for whichever spinoff stopped getting support to have its stuff ported to the main game.
>Diamond boots
Even in Minecraft, she has to be an attention prostitute.
I love having to read the pronouns every time a new person pops up on the screen
who the frick plays vanilla minecraft? Are you all mentally impaired?
mod names
NOW
no, it's for personal use only
I'll personally use your ass if you don't post it
nuh-uh, enjoy your blueballs
ahahahahahahahahahaha
Ah wait it's the monstergirl one, I know that one.
Shame. For a second I thought those were other players.
Did this ever become an actual mod?
I think it was a pet project of some horny autists from /mmcg/, don't think he ever released them
automated crafting is the first actual feature added to the game in like a decade holy shit
>still waiting for mojang to add guns to minecraft
>add copper
>make it by far the most abundant resource
>it's completely useless
What the frick were they thinking? Mojang is beyond moronic, that's without mentioning the mob vote fiasco.
Add tin and let us make bronze you hacks
>Breeze
Not bad. Good name and design/function.
All this river talk reminds me of one of my favorite mods that will never get updated
https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/streams
How can Mojang be so creatively bankrupt?
Neither was there when Notch was still at Mojang, and yet you believe it was better then.
>the armadillo won
I FRICKING CALLED IT
I voted dillo too, but how did he win? crab has more function (probably) and it has meme status.
wolf armor and the hope that wolves will be useful instead of being just trophies sitting in your base.
Truth is, they wont, their dumb routine will still make them fall instantly to their deaths on lava and ravines.
The absolute fricking state of mob votes. This is like the glowing squid shit all over again.
>Crab lost
can't wait for wolves to still die in 0.5 seconds flat even with ebic armadillo armour
They will still manage to somehow kill themselves by glitching in a 1x1 water block
I didn't want yet another tiny mob that is limited to mangrove swamps. I bet the crab claw would just make the game more annoying anyway.
>Heres your update bro
>It was literally fricking nothing right as it started to seem interesting
Anyway, back to modded MC.
Dont worry anons im going to eat jeb's heart granting me his position in mojang. Heres what im going to do.
>Add a grinder that needs copper to be made it converts rocks (cobble, stone, all the decor blocks that you get 3 of while mining down) to gravel and gravel to sand.
>add an actual cooking system using copper tools (im trying to make that ore worth fricking something) like pots and pans with food buffs and removing the ability to stack food although hunger drain is also reduced goal is eat 1 meal a day rather than holding on tro 64 steaks and topping off 95% hunger every 5 mins
>add meat and/or leather drops to every useless mob mojang added frick your peta bullshit if its made of meat it goes on the heat
>leather clothing actually makes you go faster by 15%
>gold items can be enchanted to 2X normal (sharp X and protect 8 vanill) however cant have unbreaking or mending
>starting chest is no longer random items its based on a point system e.g you have 20 points to start sapling of your choosing is 5 cooked fish is 2 points raw is 1 build your own loadout or make it random/ turn off
>add some deadly sea life (sharks, eel, pirahana)
>make villages have a min of 4 trade options
>trade changes daily
>remove emeralds
>villagers trade in nuggest, bars and blocks
If it were me I would just make all of the villagers and other creatures female and make them frickable by the human male mc.
really bad, honestly. the first idea is good but I've had the exact idea in the past.
>starting chest
Are you gay?
>if its made of meat it goes on the heat
Even other players?
>education edition gets more mobs than the actual game
I was expecting more stuff to be shown, but it was alright.
Hey bros, don't forget to boot up Tiktok to get EXCLUSIVE character customization items!
The original version of minecraft had simulated water. But then you would dig upwards into a pool of water and the game would turn into a slideshow as the pool of water flowed into your mines.
When infdev came along Notch introduced this new water system to solve the problem.
And we've been stuck with it ever since.
These days it would be a huge mistake to change it. There are so many mods and gameplay mechanics that revolve around this nonsense system. Everyone would lose their shit if you changed it.
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So how are they changing villagers exactly?
>Minecraft Live
>It's pre recorded
Stop samegayging, no one cares.
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1. Trial Chambers: Big dungeon
2. Breeze: New hostile mob/boss found in big dungeon
3. Copper Bulb: light source block
4. Copper grates
5. Copper door
6. New building block made out (Tuff?)
7. Trial spawner: Gives you rewards based on how many people are fighting the mobs it spawns
8. Crafter: New redstone block that automatically crafts items based on a redstone signal
9. Armadillo
Multimillion dollar company
Mojang is the Planet Fitness of game studios.
New trails shite for those who missed it
I always find it funny how they put pronouns in these when it's so obvious anyway
>copper gets a new use as Copper Bulbs
>copper still oxidizes and the light gets dimmer along with it
Why not just use glowstone then?
Very slow and mostly lag free timers
Mood settings
Probably some other shit
fair enough
>automated crafting powered by redstone
okay that one is neat
so who won
Armadillo, hope you enjoy your dog armor.
The kids are surprisingly calling the bullshit out. It's the adults who are doing the bootlicking. Reminds me of those Sonic panels when the adults asked stupid questions but the kids were asking actual questions relating to the games and mechanics.
You must be 18 or older to post on this website.
But enough about you.
BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING
>drops a scute
When did Mojang become total pussies? Did they receive a grant from the Swedish government to be more education and environmentally conscious or something? THEY ALREADY HAVE A FRICKING SCHOOL EDITION FOR THIS SHIT!
Aaand yet another useless mob. Yay.
I pity the kids growing up with corpo minecraft.
they really need to stop the bullshit updates and just drop a mod api and frick off
leave all the dumbfrick shit for bedrock edition and let modders have a final version in peace
>just drop a mod api and frick off
Pajeets aren't capable of writing a mod API (and Microsoft is ~80% pajeet)
A mod API needs to be easy to understand and use, which isn't an easy job even for a human. Only an extremely high IQ individual can write a good mod API, and even then it wouldn't be perfect - you'd have to iterate based on user feedback.
Bedrock has a modding API
Java probably has a lot of technical debt they are worried about touching because of the worry that if they do, it'll break something core to how Forge, Fabric, and the rest all function.
Like people got pissed with a mob vote of all things. How bad do you think it would be if those get bricked?
>added a shitty proceduraly generated dungeon that has less effort then something in fricking daggerfall
>oh but like one new enemy and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you have another use for coppper now!
He actually looked like he enjoyed himself this time.
>No seasons
>No plate techtonics
>No realistic biome placement in accordance with atmospheric circulation
>No ocean currents
What's the point?
I really don't like this guy
i dont think anyone does. he dresses and acts like hes supposed to be super fun and cool, the way an elementary school principal might but he comes across as really creepy, douchy, and obnoxious.
>Kingbdogz running defence on twitter
You heard it here first guys, they have to bug test the glowing squid so the update has to be delayed 6 months lmao get fricked
caves & cliffs was delayed due to issues with the new world gen tbf
>all that effort into the cutesy pixel art presentations for each of the mobs
If they put a fraction of that effort into actually making the mobs we'd get all 3.
achievable with a datapack easily
>still no fricking bundles
Mojang never recovered from Caves & Cliffs