>2023. >still no actual waterfalls in Minecraft

>2023
>still no actual waterfalls in Minecraft

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like a waterfall

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man made

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like every waterfall in real life...?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Take your meds

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is water at the bottom of the ocean.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most zoomers and millennials have no idea what you’re referencing

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Same as it ever was.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Great song

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
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            Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          haha w-what?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          water dont fall irl it simply levitates

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they hated him because he told the truth

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          sh--SHUT UP!!!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Erm… waterfall sisters? He’s onto us…

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          based, humans have lived for hundreds of thousands of years and we are supposed to believe that civilization existed only for a couple thousand years ago. total bs

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          THEY KNOW. SHUT IT DOWN.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
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          Anonymous
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          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit my sides are in orbit, stop it anon
          also put me in screencap

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus Christ Anon I almost died

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're thinking of lakes dumbass

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut it down, the goyim know

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone who seriously replied to this post is more moronic than anyone who would actually believe this.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was me. I made all those waterfalls with my own hands.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait what

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
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          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          the israelites did it

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          OH SHIT HE FOUND OUT

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          only someone who was woman-made would say this

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Name a single person who isn't woman-made.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            women are man made too

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nuh uh

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The goyim knows.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >jews
          >human

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          My favorite part of this site is people saying dumbest, most unrealistic, in no way possible and factually wrong things like that

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick, so Mojang was right, we have to make the waterfalls ourselves in order for it to be real

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          you know too much

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          At last I truly see

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          STOP EXPOSING THE BUSINESS

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I FRICKIN KNEEL SCHIZO-SAMA

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick
          >its real

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Que? Do you believe that water cannot fall off a cliff without human intervention?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you think you can't find treasure behind waterfalls anymore? Think about it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
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          Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this

        Man made

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          this

          This

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    world generation is hard

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      world gen has only gotten worse over time

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"waterfall"
    >its literally just a block of water in a hole in the wall
    surely with being one the biggest multi billion dollar monopolies in the world they can fix this, right? or will they just add another shitty useless mob? only one, of course. adding 3 mobs is too much hard work.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope every employee in mojang commits an hero for ruining my favorite game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The game is not ruined, literally nothing meaningful has changed since the food update, and if you really want to cry about that you can kys

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was never good, cope

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    when are we getting world gen that actually simulated plate tectonics and erosion patterns?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLAY VINTAGE STORY BROS

    ive never had so much fun looking for bits of copper

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >$21
      no thanks

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pajeet spotted

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          pajeets use the dollar?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          still not buying your overpriced game, shill

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buying
        lol the zoomers and gen alpha's frontal lobe have shrunk so much they became boomer tier tech inept

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          okay favela monkey

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no i don't think i will

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish prospecting wasn't so fricking time consuming, looking for gold and silver is a massive pain in the ass. Oh what's that, you've found a large quartz deposit? Well time to dig it all out for maybe one gold ore in quartz, two if you're lucky.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Game actually plays better with a group, which sucks for solo players.

        Best bet is find exposed quartz on a cliff side and dig around it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        idk if its a recent change or if its always been a thing but node search on the prospecting pick will tell you if theres a gold or silver node in a quartz vein.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having to waste tens of hours just to make a single pot
      >fun
      No thanks

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron, the time displayed is in-game hours, and each hour is two IRL minutes. So firing pottery takes 40 minutes, close to a full in-game day.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          In the time you have made a single copper pickaxe, I will already have created a fully functioning industry, producing machines in untold quantities in modded minecraft.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, and? I had fun in the process, did you?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've heard rainbow maples won't be a thing anymore in vintage story in future

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds dull as frick. Nothing worth having comes easy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            And what does that give you? What is your progress inside a videogame worth?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >buy vintage story ages ago
      >never got around to installing or playing it
      >every time it comes up in a thread I remember it for 5 minutes then forget about it because it isn't on Steam

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like VS as much as the next guy, but the tedious Le hardcore survival things are just an annoyance when you already know how to play the game. Pathetic throughput of blocks and materials to where the game serves people in it for the larping more than anything.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        awesome. this makes you consider if a shortcut is worth it or if you should take the long way around. not many other games does this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Vintage Story basically just Terrafirmacraft? I used to love that mod.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        same team, they got fed up with java so they have decided to make their own game.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          VS team did not create TFC, they are completely different people
          the only thing the VS dev made is an autistic butterfly mod and a alternative terrain gen for Minecraft

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that fun, man.
      Also still dissapointed by that ghost block glitch thingy, that and the melee fight being so horrendous you can only live off of spears made me quit the game.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      post a magnet and i will but i'm not paying dollars for someone's minecraft mod

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      When they sell it on steam.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks ugly

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry, i'm not autistic.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any modpacks that add a shit ton of mobs? I wanna collect them all.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There isn't even actual water in minecraft, just blue jelly.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is world generation so shit now? Seriously peaked at 1.3 Beta

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody above age 12 plays that game, you should leave this site

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Minecraft started as a game made and played by old neckbeards here on Ganker, underage newbie.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >every river is at sea level
    Mojang can't figure out water, can they?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      river?
      minecraft only has lakes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are rivers

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          do you have any single evidence to back up your argument?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://minecraft.fandom.com/wiki/River

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >fandom
              ngmi

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                rivers have currents, those are just long lakes

                >

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >basedjak
                you can go back now

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you can go back now

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >smug anime girl
                you homosexuals were made for each other. get an ounce of self awareness, I beg you.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Smug anime girls are far less cancerous than fricking redditjak,

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I actually agree with you, but you're still fricking annoying and moronic, and come off as a troony.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              rivers have currents, those are just long lakes

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              https://minecraft.wiki/w/River
              Use this site instead.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Number one.

            That's terror.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Place your bets.
    >Armadillo will win because muh doggo armor
    >The bare minimum like always
    >More PSA's and social awareness
    >Cringe
    >Showcase of a spin-off with shit that the main game should have

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just mod the game you actually want Minecraft to be. Playing Vanilla is moronic.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I already do.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sorry kids, we can only add one mob per year
      >small indie dev
      >moneys tight
      this ginger should just off himself

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Armadillo will win but they'll remove it because armadillos are endangered 🙁

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Dream a homosexual?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      His video style is homosexual as hell, just constant screams and loud noises to keep the attention of his ADHD riddled fanbase.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well now he’s a “musician” making gay tier music

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the literal sense or figuratively?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I liked his early shit but it became a bit too kid focused

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd sooner guess pedophile

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same thing.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a cheater
      And you can't trust a cheater, same as with VAC ban.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    did archaeology have any meaningful impact on the game? from what i saw you just uncover runes that are used to craft clay pots with different decals? isn't that kinda fricking lame? do the blocks that contain these exist commonly? or are they so subtle and rare you're more likely to end up just plowing through them with a shovel without noticing?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >from what i saw you just uncover runes that are used to craft clay pots with different decals? isn't that kinda fricking lame?
      That and the egg for the Sniffer, which helps you get new flowers. Or you just get a bunch of junk like glass panes.
      >do the blocks that contain these exist commonly? or are they so subtle and rare you're more likely to end up just plowing through them with a shovel without noticing?
      They only spawn inside structures so you're likely to notice them.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5 years for a feature that's really not that far off from just breaking sand blocks and getting random drops

      I consistently expect nothing and yet they still manage to disappoint, the shit they do is literally worse than no update at all

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what's funny is you can do that vanilla by editing a JSON file, perhaps maybe even give it a random loot pool.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminds me of that Stellaris 10$ dlc that weights a little less than a megabyte because its technically just a couple of JSONs edits adding quests

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pots will function like Zelda pots in next update so it will be somewhat useful for adventure maps and servers at least

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE UNDERSTAND WE ARE ,MAKING MINECRAFT AN ECOLOGICAL REALISTIC GAME NOW
    REAL ANIMALS ONLY, NOT ALLOWED TO KILL THEM THOUGH NO DROPS FOR YOU
    ALSO WE'RE REMOVING VILLIGERS BECAUSE OF THE BOAT NAPPING AND SLAVERY VERY ICKY NO GOOD
    ALSO WE WILL FLATTEN THE WORLD MORE BECAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN ANY REAL MOUNTAINS BEFORE THEY CANT BE THAT BIG
    LOWER THE WORLD HEIGHT IT'S TOO SPOOKY NOW

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the shit that really pisses me off. Why mojang decided to go the “realistic” animals route for the next updates, when there are two fantasy dimensions in game, is insane to me.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish another game got big that completely aped redstone. I'm fricking sick of shit like Satisfactory and other automation games where everything has a specific pre-planned purpose.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waterfalls are one of things that look mostly fine in it tho?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Less than one hour till Caves & Cliffs Part V gets announced!

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game needs less fricking waterfalls and more meaningful stuff that can actually change the way you play and perceive it

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did he get away with it?

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    noita esqe magic WHEN?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just download mods
      Your expectations are too much from nu-mojang

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, it's very hard to do paths, rivers, and roads in an infinitely procedural way.
    And the methods to actually do it would require a lot of processing power, when you can just use a trick like taking a very thin line of perlin noise which acts as a river.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't go chasing waterfalls.
    Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
    I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all
    But I think you're moving too fast

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pre-shitshow's about to start.
    Rev up those cringes

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >literal tourist
    Figures

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you think only tourists on this site hate trannies, you have some serious delusions

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Smug anime girl replies are as old as this shit hole itself. The fact you can't even dissociate anime and trannies tells me everything about you and where you're coming from

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    AND THE CRINGE BEGINS
    >He/Him
    Did not disappoint.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no minecraft mod to make me feel like a wizard from stargazer

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That undermines the entire point of using reaction images. I am sorry your brain is so far gone. You let the trannies in and they won't come out no matter what

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That undermines the entire point of using reaction images.
      what does? normal people would have a folder of a bunch of random shit. homosexuals like you only save pictures of anime girls because you can't identify with anything else.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >identify
        There you go again with that troony shit. There's no hope for you

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh, so you just chose to download a bunch of smug anime girls for no reason? they don't appeal to your sensibilities, or personality? you can't identify with the feelings they have? sounds like you're an npc without any emotions then. do you just post reaction images to fit in?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Smug Anime Girls have the bonus of being great as a reaction image and for outing anal anguished reddit tourists like yourself. You homosexuals cannot help but expose yourselves through your complete and utter lack of self-control. "THING I DON'T LIKE!! AHHHHHHH! MAKE IT GO AWAY MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!"
            lmfao

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Smug Anime Girls have the bonus of being great as a reaction image and for outing anal anguished reddit tourists like yourself.
              yeah, nice cope you masochist. I think you just like being bullied for being a troony.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You trannies are the only ones who think avatargayging as anime girls is impressive

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >like something
            >witness relatable reaction moment
            >take screenshot
            >use it on the right occasion
            >WOOOAH ANON DON'T TELL ME YOU IDENTIFY AS THE FRICKING TANK FROM LEFT 4 DEAD
            Seriously if you are serious you were moronic back then and are just as moronic nowadays. Possibly more since you let that troony shit inside your head

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              if you can't identify with the emotion in that gif you are clearly autistic anon, lmao. are you kidding?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moving the goalpost

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              by the way, your example would only be equivalent if the anon had a folder FULL of only the tank from L4D. at that point, wouldn't it be odd if the poster didn't identify with the tank?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]

                >browses the anime website
                >watches anime
                >folder full of anime pictures
                >damn why do you have so much anime saved do you want to be an anime or something
                Once again. Anime website

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anime website
                The only reason this shithole still exists is because of /misc/. No one cares about your homosexual cartoon shit.

                [...]
                Trannies also eat food.
                Gonna starve yourself?
                They also use the bathroom.
                Gonna piss your pants?

                I'm going to kill trannies. That's what.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The only reason this shit hole is still afloat after being bought is thanks to the tourists attracted by /misc/
                ftfy

                there's more to anime than le smug girls, stop repeating this shit

                And? You argued people using anime reaction pics do that because they identify as girls and I argued that reality is way simpler: people use reaction pics of things they like. Now you are moving the goalpost where, do tell me please

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people use reaction pics of things they like.
                yeah, and I dislike anybody who is THAT into anime girls. I will call you trannies because of that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if he's ever actually gone to /misc/ with all it's anime reaction images and random Redpilled anime recommendation threads. The /misc/ that had deep discussions on Legend of Galactic Heroes. That saved Angel Cop from deteriorating into the void. The same /misc/ that memed Trump into the White House with Momiji reaction images.

                I swear to God. The only people that are attracted to places like Twitter and Reddit are some of the dullest people on the planet, with absolutely no ability to observe anything whatsoever. Then they come -here- and b***h because they saw some chinese cartoon pictures.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or the fact that all their generals use anime girls as mascots.
                Boy what a fricking non-weeb website this really is!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                only goes to show how annoying you are when people are willing to put up with everything else

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're such a victim, anon... keep b***hing about /misc/ like it's any different...

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Any different to what? This place is drenched in Japanese culture all the way to the most tourist-infested parts of it. You're either intentionally trolling for giggles with your Discord or you're just painfully fricking moronic.

                only goes to show how annoying you are when people are willing to put up with everything else

                Or that no matter how much you b***h, the Vietnamese comic book e-girls are never going away.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >/pol/
                Which rescued an obscure OVA from ancient laser disc rips and resubbed it with a more accurate translation? That /misc/?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The only reason this shit hole is still afloat after being bought is thanks to the tourists attracted by /misc/
                ftfy
                [...]
                And? You argued people using anime reaction pics do that because they identify as girls and I argued that reality is way simpler: people use reaction pics of things they like. Now you are moving the goalpost where, do tell me please

                >trannies didn't invent anime
                I'm pretty sure trannies didn't even invent trannies, so what's your fricking point?

                If you aren't against trannies you're allies to them.
                The fact you can't give up a few cartoons for the betterment of society is why you're going to keep getting harrassed every time you post cringe shit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you aren't against trannies you're allies to them.
                Don't give a shit. I wish both you trannies and tourists death
                >give up a few cartoons
                Tourist mindset. Go back. Or have a nice day

                >people use reaction pics of things they like.
                yeah, and I dislike anybody who is THAT into anime girls. I will call you trannies because of that.

                Sounds like a (You) problem. Maybe you should give other non-anime websites a try

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sounds like a (You) problem.
                well, it looks like I've made it a (You) problem too, right? you're sitting here mad and defending anime as a fricking medium, lmao.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you're sitting here mad and defending anime
                I am here mad at this website invaded by tourists like yourself. Since you outed yourself to this extent already I am done

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I am done
                great maybe we can get some discussion going that doesn't revolve around anime

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. Remember that next time you b***h about anime pictures on the anime website

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                thought you were done, moron

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Somehow I can't resist the urge to smug at you

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                it literally feels like I'm talking with a troony, I just shuddered. I'm out of here

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm out of here
                There you go. I wish every tourist mind worked like this

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                there's more to anime than le smug girls, stop repeating this shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh, so you just chose to download a bunch of smug anime girls for no reason? they don't appeal to your sensibilities, or personality? you can't identify with the feelings they have? sounds like you're an NPC without any emotions then. do you just post reaction images to fit in?

      >That undermines the entire point of using reaction images.
      what does? normal people would have a folder of a bunch of random shit. homosexuals like you only save pictures of anime girls because you can't identify with anything else.

      [...]

      if you think only tourists on this site hate trannies, you have some serious delusions

      [...]

      You know what else trannies like? Breathing.
      Better stop doing that or you might turn into a troony!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not going to watch your cartoons, homosexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literal tourist outs himself once again on le anime website
          I had no expectations really

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't have to watch them if you don't want to.
          I don't have to stop using smug anime girls if I don't want to. It's amazing how easy life can be when you don't have autistic rigid thinking.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            and we don't have to stop shitting up the thread whenever you enter. also you're clearly mad, so whatever you think you're accomplishing isn't working.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, you're right. You're gonna shit the thread up no matter what anybody says. Then you'll move onto whatever else your discord thinks is cute.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >LE HECKING israeli MINISTRY OF TRUTH SAM ~~*RIEDEL*~~ TELLS ME LE HECKIN CHINESE CARTOONS VALIDATE MY HECKIN MENTAL ILLNESS!!! THANK YOU RABBI FOR KEEPING ME UP TO DATE WITH THE NEWS!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn a lot of people rushed to the defense of hentai over this one kek

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick are you even trying to say

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This entire argument is more cringe than the pre-show and that is saying something.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I swear I've seen waterfalls into caves before

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, they do that intentionally with these clay thingies

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is that not a waterfall?
    clearly the water shown is falling.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Trannies also eat food.
    Gonna starve yourself?
    They also use the bathroom.
    Gonna piss your pants?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he equates posting smug anime girls to breathing and eating food
      maybe we should leave him alone guys, it seems like is going through a lot

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The point is that trannies didn't invent anime, nor did they invent anime reaction images.
        Your moronic false equivalency deserves an equally moronic mockery of it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >trannies didn't invent anime
          I'm pretty sure trannies didn't even invent trannies, so what's your fricking point?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That your autistic screaming about trannies because of a smug e-girl reaction image is moronic.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              great argument dumbass

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
                You're not worth the attention you think you are.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
                beyond reddit, weren't you calling people tourists earlier?

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lydia's age is showing.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Video games

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know why they don't have rivers that naturally flow downwards, it's all lakes and ponds and oceans. water never naturally generates to flow downward like a real river

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because of how Minecraft generates the terrain, it needs to be infinitely procedural.
      This makes it extremely difficult to generate realistic rivers using 3D perlin noise, since you won't know exactly where the river begins or the terrain shape.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the first Minecraft live I've ever seen. What's with this guy in the lame hat soi'ing out?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cringelord that Jeb hates.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    kys

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This doesn't make them look bad, it makes YOU look bad. You've proved their own philosophy to them. "We actually think like you" is not some kind of ultimate comeback, it's submissive and agreeable.

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no rivers that flow from mountains to the ocean
    >just flat perlin noise squiggles with no source
    it's bad enough that they fricked up the boat buoyancy, waterslides used to be great but now the slightest change in water height just sends you to the fricking depths

    might be fixed now though idk it's been years

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mobs have actual animations
    >Plenty of mobs that offer variety
    >Bosses and whatnot if you want that type of thing
    >Main game insists in being a shallow, boring experience
    They know. They fricking know.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what pisses me off more is that they do not even polish the old mobs' animations.

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it over?

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      never forget

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Tell me anon If you hate animegays why do you keep that on your PC?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's just like all those Redditors and Twitards that scream about e-girl being secret child sexual predators.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one of the best selling most popular games ever
    >"heres your waterfall bro"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I still don't know why they haven't added the satchel or pouch or whatever, it seemed like a decent idea

      Erm… waterfall sisters? He’s onto us…

      come on now if waterfalls weren't man-made then why else would they have a little secret cave behind them?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I still don't know why they haven't added the satchel or pouch
        Apparantly they didn't add it because they couldn't find a way to make it work on moblie devices or something like that

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    water having hysteresis is moronic. water should be a function of the spatial distribution of the surroundings, not also its history.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    dozo, straight from Minecraft Live

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >r2d2
    minecraft?

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it literally feels like I'm talking with a troony, I just shuddered. I'm out of here

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    please...... talk about minecraft...... for fricks sake.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make Minecraft worth talking about, then.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jeb ha some serious nerd neck problems

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The man who ruined Minecraft

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The should add a giraffe mob where if you name it jeb_ its neck gets longer.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros! waterfalls are IN

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was that 4 real? why did they do that

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    where the frick is agnes i need her

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    will twilight forest ever get finished

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    lydia is so ugly bros

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    WATERFALL CONFIRMED

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    need to remove mojang already only thing they can do is add grind, 30 useless inventory clogging blocks and homoshit.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All this shit is just padding the show because it's going to be another small update

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah remind me, what's actually being changed other than villagers being nerfed for no reason?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pots can store items and be broken open
        Also data packs got stronger I think

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And this is enough for a full version number?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's actually in snapshot for next version

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          how are they different from chests?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only one stack of items total, can be different items
            You can break them with arrows
            They stack now
            Some other minor shit

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              wow, totally worth an update and crafting them

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's fricking nothing
              Mojang is terrified of adding content. They have to do fricking polls, viral videos, and announcements to give themselves permission to add a fricking crab to the game.
              They could just add all 3 mobs. It's not like they lack money or dev talent. They could hammer that shit out in a week.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                my wife yuki

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              wow, totally worth an update and crafting them

              >it's fricking nothing
              Mojang is terrified of adding content. They have to do fricking polls, viral videos, and announcements to give themselves permission to add a fricking crab to the game.
              They could just add all 3 mobs. It's not like they lack money or dev talent. They could hammer that shit out in a week.

              Pots can store items and be broken open
              Also data packs got stronger I think

              Those are changes for 1.20.3, not 1.21

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they do this every minecraft live. mojang actually works more on filler content for these lives than on the actual game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the part where many porn mods are dead in the water

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      more money is spent on minecraft live than minecraft

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I am literally this
    except that instead of tbc I am buit for BWC

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she/her

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok chudcel

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Glad you agree

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crabbros
    We got this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, that is a crab.

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Waterfalls aren't in Minecraft
    So, there has never been an occasion where water spawns near a cliff or hill? I've seen this millions of times.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      dozo, straight from Minecraft Live

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >More mobs the main game can't get
    comethefrickon.png

  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY ALREADY FRICKING MADE PENGUINS

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're living on it.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The skeltal queen is back

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Combat
    >Tinkering
    No palm trees then.

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy is back!

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this combat chamber thing looks promising. reminds me of procedural dungeon mods

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You want the Copper Golem?
    >Frick you, here's more copper blocks and a door
    Why didn't they do this in the initial update?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no copper golem
      >no tuff golem
      >just a israelite nose pig and some shitty fairies you never see
      I hate Mojang so much it's unreal

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh thank god, they added sheika shrines, thank goodness
    i can't to explore linear nonvaried dungeons that pose zero challenge to the player with my reddit chungus 100 doggo borker pupper armor

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they could add some of the mobs featured in Minecraft Dungeons and Legends, as bosses similarly to the Wither or the Ender Dragon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be smart for these new dungeons and for whichever spinoff stopped getting support to have its stuff ported to the main game.

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Diamond boots
    Even in Minecraft, she has to be an attention prostitute.

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love having to read the pronouns every time a new person pops up on the screen

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick plays vanilla minecraft? Are you all mentally impaired?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      mod names
      NOW

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, it's for personal use only

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll personally use your ass if you don't post it

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            nuh-uh, enjoy your blueballs

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              ahahahahahahahahahaha

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah wait it's the monstergirl one, I know that one.
              Shame. For a second I thought those were other players.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Did this ever become an actual mod?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think it was a pet project of some horny autists from /mmcg/, don't think he ever released them

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    automated crafting is the first actual feature added to the game in like a decade holy shit

  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still waiting for mojang to add guns to minecraft

  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >add copper
    >make it by far the most abundant resource
    >it's completely useless
    What the frick were they thinking? Mojang is beyond moronic, that's without mentioning the mob vote fiasco.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add tin and let us make bronze you hacks

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Breeze
    Not bad. Good name and design/function.

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All this river talk reminds me of one of my favorite mods that will never get updated
    https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/mc-mods/streams

  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can Mojang be so creatively bankrupt?

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither was there when Notch was still at Mojang, and yet you believe it was better then.

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the armadillo won
    I FRICKING CALLED IT

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I voted dillo too, but how did he win? crab has more function (probably) and it has meme status.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        wolf armor and the hope that wolves will be useful instead of being just trophies sitting in your base.
        Truth is, they wont, their dumb routine will still make them fall instantly to their deaths on lava and ravines.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Crab lost

      The absolute fricking state of mob votes. This is like the glowing squid shit all over again.

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Crab lost

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    can't wait for wolves to still die in 0.5 seconds flat even with ebic armadillo armour

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They will still manage to somehow kill themselves by glitching in a 1x1 water block

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't want yet another tiny mob that is limited to mangrove swamps. I bet the crab claw would just make the game more annoying anyway.

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Heres your update bro

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It was literally fricking nothing right as it started to seem interesting
    Anyway, back to modded MC.

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dont worry anons im going to eat jeb's heart granting me his position in mojang. Heres what im going to do.
    >Add a grinder that needs copper to be made it converts rocks (cobble, stone, all the decor blocks that you get 3 of while mining down) to gravel and gravel to sand.
    >add an actual cooking system using copper tools (im trying to make that ore worth fricking something) like pots and pans with food buffs and removing the ability to stack food although hunger drain is also reduced goal is eat 1 meal a day rather than holding on tro 64 steaks and topping off 95% hunger every 5 mins
    >add meat and/or leather drops to every useless mob mojang added frick your peta bullshit if its made of meat it goes on the heat
    >leather clothing actually makes you go faster by 15%
    >gold items can be enchanted to 2X normal (sharp X and protect 8 vanill) however cant have unbreaking or mending
    >starting chest is no longer random items its based on a point system e.g you have 20 points to start sapling of your choosing is 5 cooked fish is 2 points raw is 1 build your own loadout or make it random/ turn off
    >add some deadly sea life (sharks, eel, pirahana)
    >make villages have a min of 4 trade options
    >trade changes daily
    >remove emeralds
    >villagers trade in nuggest, bars and blocks

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it were me I would just make all of the villagers and other creatures female and make them frickable by the human male mc.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      really bad, honestly. the first idea is good but I've had the exact idea in the past.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >starting chest
      Are you gay?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if its made of meat it goes on the heat
      Even other players?

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >education edition gets more mobs than the actual game

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was expecting more stuff to be shown, but it was alright.

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey bros, don't forget to boot up Tiktok to get EXCLUSIVE character customization items!

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original version of minecraft had simulated water. But then you would dig upwards into a pool of water and the game would turn into a slideshow as the pool of water flowed into your mines.
    When infdev came along Notch introduced this new water system to solve the problem.
    And we've been stuck with it ever since.

    These days it would be a huge mistake to change it. There are so many mods and gameplay mechanics that revolve around this nonsense system. Everyone would lose their shit if you changed it.

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    B R O W N
    R
    I
    C
    K
    S

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how are they changing villagers exactly?

  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Minecraft Live
    >It's pre recorded

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop samegayging, no one cares.

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=118

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Trial Chambers: Big dungeon
    2. Breeze: New hostile mob/boss found in big dungeon
    3. Copper Bulb: light source block
    4. Copper grates
    5. Copper door
    6. New building block made out (Tuff?)
    7. Trial spawner: Gives you rewards based on how many people are fighting the mobs it spawns
    8. Crafter: New redstone block that automatically crafts items based on a redstone signal
    9. Armadillo

    Multimillion dollar company

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mojang is the Planet Fitness of game studios.

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    New trails shite for those who missed it

    I always find it funny how they put pronouns in these when it's so obvious anyway

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >copper gets a new use as Copper Bulbs
      >copper still oxidizes and the light gets dimmer along with it
      Why not just use glowstone then?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very slow and mostly lag free timers
        Mood settings
        Probably some other shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          fair enough

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >automated crafting powered by redstone
      okay that one is neat

  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    so who won

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Armadillo, hope you enjoy your dog armor.

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The kids are surprisingly calling the bullshit out. It's the adults who are doing the bootlicking. Reminds me of those Sonic panels when the adults asked stupid questions but the kids were asking actual questions relating to the games and mechanics.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must be 18 or older to post on this website.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about you.

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOW DOWN TO THE
    BOW DOWN TO THE KING

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >drops a scute
      When did Mojang become total pussies? Did they receive a grant from the Swedish government to be more education and environmentally conscious or something? THEY ALREADY HAVE A FRICKING SCHOOL EDITION FOR THIS SHIT!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aaand yet another useless mob. Yay.
      I pity the kids growing up with corpo minecraft.

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    they really need to stop the bullshit updates and just drop a mod api and frick off
    leave all the dumbfrick shit for bedrock edition and let modders have a final version in peace

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just drop a mod api and frick off
      Pajeets aren't capable of writing a mod API (and Microsoft is ~80% pajeet)
      A mod API needs to be easy to understand and use, which isn't an easy job even for a human. Only an extremely high IQ individual can write a good mod API, and even then it wouldn't be perfect - you'd have to iterate based on user feedback.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just drop a mod api and frick off
      Pajeets aren't capable of writing a mod API (and Microsoft is ~80% pajeet)
      A mod API needs to be easy to understand and use, which isn't an easy job even for a human. Only an extremely high IQ individual can write a good mod API, and even then it wouldn't be perfect - you'd have to iterate based on user feedback.

      Bedrock has a modding API

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Java probably has a lot of technical debt they are worried about touching because of the worry that if they do, it'll break something core to how Forge, Fabric, and the rest all function.
        Like people got pissed with a mob vote of all things. How bad do you think it would be if those get bricked?

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >added a shitty proceduraly generated dungeon that has less effort then something in fricking daggerfall
    >oh but like one new enemy and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you have another use for coppper now!

  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He actually looked like he enjoyed himself this time.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No seasons
    >No plate techtonics
    >No realistic biome placement in accordance with atmospheric circulation
    >No ocean currents
    What's the point?

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't like this guy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i dont think anyone does. he dresses and acts like hes supposed to be super fun and cool, the way an elementary school principal might but he comes across as really creepy, douchy, and obnoxious.

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kingbdogz running defence on twitter
    You heard it here first guys, they have to bug test the glowing squid so the update has to be delayed 6 months lmao get fricked

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      caves & cliffs was delayed due to issues with the new world gen tbf

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all that effort into the cutesy pixel art presentations for each of the mobs
    If they put a fraction of that effort into actually making the mobs we'd get all 3.

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      achievable with a datapack easily

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still no fricking bundles
    Mojang never recovered from Caves & Cliffs

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