2023... Still no heavy update...

2023...
Still no heavy update...

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your new "weapon" bro

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that banana is still better than any of the new weapons for the pyro
      >inb4 cope
      just check it by yourself

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Banana easily eclipses all the Pyro update weapons by a far margin.

        Dragon's Fury has insane damage output, you just won't see Pyro players using it because it requires at least mid-tier aim

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Last I looked it needed 100% hitrate to exceed the DPS of stock

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like the Dragon's Fury but man missing with it feels frickin BAD. I'm also not sure what the hell they were thinking with that airblast delay, it's incredibly crippling. Still hoping for a strange variant some day.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm also not sure what the hell they were thinking with that airblast delay
            true, that's its only fault

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          dragon's fury is a worse shotgun

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Banana easily eclipses all the Pyro update weapons by a far margin.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heavy is WAYYYYY op.
    Needs a nerf really.
    25% less damage on all miniguns.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, he isn't.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is dead, POST MISS PAULING & OLIVIA MANN LEWDS!!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      OK

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        niiice, now. Where's Olivia, Anonsky??

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            don't be a cheeky frick with me anon, you know exactly what I meant

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            don't be a cheeky frick with me anon, you know exactly what I meant

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >this is exactly how Hale gave up MannCo. to Gray

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pls source

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                just look up Olivia_Mann on the Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms booru

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            You could say Gray Mann's spirit thrusted itself inside Olivia and worked her from the inside...

            In the most wholesome way possible.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ANON YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN, YOU ACTUALLY DID IT, I KNEEL.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is valve going to ever update SFM or has that become abandonware?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything valve has (barely) made for the last decade and a half became abandonware anon

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"update sized update"
    >they literally just took a bunch of pre-made maps from the community workshop and called it a day

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did you expect from modern day valve

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone screams from the Rooftops "TF2 IS SAVED!!!!!"
      Every time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is completely and utterly baffling how minimal-effort the "update" was. It feels like they put more thought into how they could get away with below the bare minimum then actually putting work into the game. Game Freak is taking fricking notes right now.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am still annoyed how people were somehow "surprised" by this, it was pretty obvious what they were going to do.
      The point is not that it was going to be a big update, they didn't need to add the words "holiday sized" for it to have been obvious if you just use a little critical thinking. Most of the summer updates over the last few years have just been cosmetics, that's all. Now they clarified they wanted to add maps this update too. The post never specified anything other than what they delivered, if you expected something else you clearly didn't read or you just fell for some twitter gays summary of the patch notes. It said cosmetics, unusuals, warpaints and maps. And that is exactly what we got.
      I mean sure, I wish it was an update with new weapons too, but consider that an update can only have so many things:
      >cosmetics
      >maps
      >new weapons
      >weapon balance changes
      Do you REALLY think they're going to change weapon balance with a skeleton crew at the wheel? Or introduce new ones?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They said they're going to include community maps and fixes. So many great fixes that you can already use and break nothing have been uploaded. Valve used none. They grabbed a few maps seemingly at random, playtested VSH briefly, and pushed the update.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And they did include community maps and fixes, that doesn't mean they're going to include all community fixes at once in this update. If there's an obvious fix they haven't added it's probably because of some technical issue with doing to, probably breaks legacy code or is hard to implement.
          Them not playtesting maps is par for the course, that's how it has been for years and why maps like Wutville were able to get in with glaring exploits

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And they did include community maps and fixes
            They fricking didn't! Not a single of those dozens of workshop fixes made it in. I've personally been using some of them as mods for years, but some others can't be modded in client-side.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not just workshop fixes, its mainly specific bug fixes you'll see referred to in the patch notes. these usually aren't QoL changes, they are actual bug fixes with how the game functions. Some mapping related community fixes were added and in all likelihood smaller ones were too just not mentioned

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Joey Jo Jo the Janitor implementing fixes too small to be worth making note of

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone shits on Valve for ruining the game with garbage like mannconomy and meet your match
      >simultaneously wants Valve to keep working on the game when they've shown time and time again they don't even play it nor know what the community actually wants
      >They opt to add content made by people who actually do
      >this is bad because...

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to crawl under her skirt and die

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    KEEP. POSTING. MORE. OLIVIA. NOW!!

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    now that VSH is official, I'd like to know:
    official freak fortress, when??
    official tf2 kart mode, when?
    official mario party like mode, when??
    official female mercs, when??
    official sex mode, when??

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >official freak fortress, when??
      Halloween WILL have a VSH Horsemann map, I'd bet money on it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only remotely likely one is freak fortress, but things like CBS and HHH are part of regular vsh not ff. Anything more niche than that has no chance of making it in.
      I don't even want CBS to be added officially if they aren't legally allowed to use the song, it is integral to the fight.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the song
        damn, true, many freaks already had copyright'd songs like Painis Cupcake

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    2023…
    Still no finished version of Artifact Foundry and million-dollar tournament…

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd also appreciate some doc for story mode. Only so many times I can do the sniper battle on the bridge.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      rapetacular is the best 3d porn artist I have seen

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So, got some sauce?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        just look up Olivia_Mann on the Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms booru

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the heavy. Where is the engineer update? Where's my level 4 dispenser and sentry, jump pad, buildable equipment to detect spies, and other random gadgets? I want total engineer domination.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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