>2024: Metroid Prime 4. >2025: Metroid 6

>2024: Metroid Prime 4
>2025: Metroid 6
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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think anybody really cares about Metroid anymore. Not me at least.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a metroid after super metroid?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah idk man that's why I'm saying. Who are these games even for?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          me

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're for people who like fun cool high quality action adventure games both 2d and 3d.
          The problem is theres nothing u can attach to the series to make it marketable to morons.
          Even if the series turn over has been of consistantly great quality Theres nothing about the series that appeals to general audiences.
          There are no marketable characters like say a JRPG, Its not friendly towards children since it's alot more reserved than other nintendo series.
          People generally arnt interested in 2d games save for Mario nor are they interested in first person games where theres no multiplayer. Scifi is also generally less popular than fantasy games.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            all true, i thought Metroid looked boring when friends were playing it on NES. even while the series was peaking on the Gamecube the closest i ever got was playing the first Prime mission that ends on a countdown. seemed fine but i don't wanna play an FPS on console. i'm just here to ogle Samus.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You could try primehack, and the trilogy's motion controls are also really good.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              The secret to Metroid Prime is it's not really "fps". It's Zelda in first person. Same lock on combat and everything.
              The shooting isn't really the point, as much as the adventure. The shooting is borderline automated.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's an obvious answer to "how do we make Metroid marketable", but I don't even know if I want to say it.
            You make it an Ubisoft open world game with crafting, fast travel, and quest markers.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also samus doesnt wear a suit, crappy reboot and a bow as weapon

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                She needs to wear her suit, but have her helmet off most of the time, like Tony Stark.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              AAAAACCCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      dread was the best selling metroid at 3 million, which is still pretty depressing. I'm hoping mp4 releasing with switch 2 will boost its popularity.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sure but I feel like that's only because it was the first Metroid released in ages. I doubt the future games will get close to that number

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          If metroid prime 4 is one of the big early releases for switch 2 I think it could do quite well. I could see it being a 5+ million seller if it's good.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I could also see it not doing nearly that well. It depends on how much hype they can generate and how good the game is. I hope the stars align.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What are the odds of Nintendo not cheaping out on the Switch 2? Hardware restraints have really hindered them ever since the Wii imo

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zero%
          Nintendo incorrectly believes gimmicks have carried them this far instead of their collection of competent game devs. Whatever comes next will be gimmicky as frick and extremely underpowered.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            weren't the rumours that it was like series S level? I don't know how much stock you can put into those.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Never believe rumours, especially vague sourceless ones

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes one were samus started to have her ovaries dry and always said DE BABY

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope MP4 is a 5 million unit game but i really doubt it. tendies dont play anything aside from Mario and zelda.
    Still being niche isnt always so bad i hate the new Zelda and Mario games but love dread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just well enough that nintendo sees fit to release a new metroid every few years or so. I'm not expecting or wanting BotW numbers or anything.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pedo Heroine
    Should be canceled

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a beastman so it doesn't count.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play as a white woman
    >no mandatory dog fricking stage

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    MercurySteam killed the series.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm completely fine with the future of the series being low budget 2.5d mercurysteam slop.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread
    Why does Metroid of all things attract so many shitposters? Doesn't make sense.

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