>2024. >still no pause for online games

>2024
>still no pause for online games

why? how hard can it be?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post the REAL comic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      douzo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we're!!!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still think the best one is the one where the Mexican guy's coke spills

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            douzo

            have either of you got the one where everyone is just shit-talking each other after the second panel points out how moronic it is to "think" you're at the objective instead of just knowing if you are or not

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >shrieking
            Every time

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fuzzy Door Production tier joke

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              glowBlack person response

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Awww this reminds me of the time I was in a Coke Ad, Lois!
                >Alec Sulkin generic voice: Guys, I think I'm at the objective
                >Alex Borstein generic voice: Nice!
                >Seth MacFarlane's Peter: Freakin' swe- OH FRICK!
                >Arif Zahir black voice: Keep it up!
                >Seth MacFarlane's Peter: IT'S EVERYWHERE
                IT'S IN MY RACCOON WOUNDS!
                >Mila Kunis as Meg: "We're unstoppable!"
                >Seth back as Peter: "Meg... who let you in the party?"

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >being at home with a fricking hat on
            I don't get this meme, is the joke that they don't have money for heating?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't be too difficult to mix these together, neither will it mess up the context.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally 10 hours in MS Paint (I can't be fricking bothered to learn GIMP gimme pirated '98 PS any day of the week).

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            fricking lol. good work anon

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >*shrieking*
              is such a good ending of a sidejoke.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's so great when combined with "We're!"

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's actually a nice detail I didn't even think of?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            A daring synthesis

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I ship the guy on the left with the girl on the right.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              anon...

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't lie homosexual.Why would even lie about making it?
            https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1506902-cokeesports

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now post the other real one.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmfao

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the one on the far right is actually a chick
        wew

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wheres the one where its like the friends start leaking out black sludge, like if the soda was some alien chemical

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        How much does coke pay him for the placement?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    many multiplayer games had pause option
    often you had a vote on it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >many

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure LoL and DOTA 2 are the only multiplayer games that have pausing and that's probably purely for the sake of Russian players since they're constantly having to chase off rats trying to eat them or their modem

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        they inherited it from warcraft 3.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both GoldSrc and Source have a pause.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol only has it in tournaments, normal matches can't be paused, in dota any player can pause any match

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        certified zoomer moment

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leeg doesn't have pause. It's literally against their philosophy of games being done quicker. It's only ever implemented in tournaments when there is a maintenance issue. It's technically a DotA 2 thing in keeping with tradition with more classic RTS games that allowed you to pause. Since the genre is technically an RTS.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Armored Core 6 pvp was made by absolute geniuses so if you happen to leave in the middle of a match the entire match is killed and all players are sent back into the lobby after a loading screen instead of the game replacing the missing player with a bot or a player already looking for a match.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i absolutely politely waited for 15 minutes for someone to finish what they were doing before unpausing a starcraft game

      most would instantly unpause without a word

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yet another simple feature too complex for nudevs to figure out
      Reminder metal gear online 2 was a slapped-on multiplayer mode for mgs4 on ps3 which had: >dedicated servers with total mode/map/weapon/item/rule customisation
      >built-in clan support
      >automated tournaments
      >votes to mapskip/restart/kick
      >cosmetic shop and ingame currency

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't say many, but yeah there is a good number that you can pause if you had admin controls over the server. It's just that you normally have no proper reason to unless you're playing a co-op game/mode

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      In Starcraft BW the host had the option to pause the game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >many

      I'm pretty sure LoL and DOTA 2 are the only multiplayer games that have pausing and that's probably purely for the sake of Russian players since they're constantly having to chase off rats trying to eat them or their modem

      Every good online multiplayer game has pause.

      You are just vapid zoomers who play trash online games aka other games than strategy games.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OYAKODON

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hag sexo

      My fellow men of culture

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hag sexo

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok this is just gross.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cry harder b***h hole.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't get it

        i don't get it

        what?

        this isn't funny at all

        >rape
        At least try.
        Write something that would put the mom and daughter in the mood on that intimacy moment.

        There's too many femcels circling Ganker no wonder the user experience is shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't get it

        what?

        huh?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't get it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >last panel
      heh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did he wait until she was 12

      I'm pretty sure LoL and DOTA 2 are the only multiplayer games that have pausing and that's probably purely for the sake of Russian players since they're constantly having to chase off rats trying to eat them or their modem

      supreme commander lets you pause in game and even change game speed on the fly

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can't find the amogus

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rape
      At least try.
      Write something that would put the mom and daughter in the mood on that intimacy moment.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's actually another version.
        The original has the daughter say something like "Hey mom, dad's not home."

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The mother had an intimacy moment at the thought of her daughter being raped by her father. I find it funny because it's fricked up and mother's don't usually think those terrible things.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The mother had an intimacy moment at the thought of her daughter being raped by her father. I find it funny because it's fricked up and mother's don't usually think those terrible things.

        Both scenarios are hot

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this isn't funny at all

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is mother daughter yuri so rare!? The majority of "Oyakodon" is 3ways with some dude and I'm tired of seeing it!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lesbians are pointless without wieners to frick them moronic.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gotta read some western stuff to get it, unfortunately

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oyakodon literally means fricking a mother and daughter, moron. Maybe you should stop searching the wrong tags.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wanna join our polycule?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s just gross. Here’s the real one.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that one doujin where the daughter is an S to her mother's M and she stomps on her breasts with her feet

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the frick

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to say I know which one you’re talking about, but I’m not sure

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

      i don't get it

      what?

      she's probably happy they can both pleasure and serve dad now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, that's Gamer as frick

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    starcraft

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They made this because people kept thinking she was a cute boy, didn't they?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    A cute thing my mom did was get a little proud of herself for understanding why I couldn't pause online games. In high school she'd come into the computer room and start to ask me to do something but then be like 'ah, team fortress 2, an online game. Therefore you can't pause. Well after its done come talk to me.' with a little smile. Wonderful woman, I think I'll text her now and see whats up.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was making fun of you for being such a casual.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      🙂

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      After 10 years together my wife would still say "save it and come here" as shorthand for "I'd like you to remove yourself from your game and come help me with something"

      Doesn't matter if she knows full well I'm playing something online, always "save it".
      The silly b***h plays CoD. Guess who started asking her to save her game mid-match all the time? She doesn't do it anymore.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The silly b***h plays CoD.
        divorce her

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being married sounds horrid

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Honey can you pause that for a second?
      >Sure Mom!*Abandons winning ranked match*

      Based.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wonderful woman, I think I'll text her now and see whats up.

      NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

      You were supposed to say she is dead and how much you miss her!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        sauce?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What sauce? It's a common YT comment.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The image you silly goose

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's it. There is nothing more.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Darn, I thought that character looks familiar.
                Thanks you

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lusamine from Pokémon.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      when i was in highschool I started bringing my laptop down into the living room to play binding of isaac just to make her happy. it's nice to play a game you can tab out of for her sake every once in a while
      im having lunch with her this weekend

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm I want to drink soda now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We know, little hypoglycemic baby man.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oyakodon

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women that good looking don’t play videogames, they’re all either shallow ethots only in it for the money and clout or fat and or unkempt femcels

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well good looking women don't really do anything anon. I've never seen a truly beautiful woman raise a hand to do any work or in the defense of anyone. Beautiful women don't do much of anything, ever, except have boyfriends and get taken out.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sv_pause 1

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to do this, lol. Sucks, but my mom to this day doesn't fricking tell me if what she needs me for is a quick thing a god damn quest. I found it better to just fricking drop everything and get it out of the way.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my mom to this day doesn't fricking tell me if what she needs me for is a quick thing a god damn quest
        that's just a woman thing in general
        they'll always ask to borrow you "real quick" for your strength but then the next hour is spent doing ten chores instead of just one

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      based. I do this too. imagine being a slave of your own elo lol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Honey can you pause that for a second?
      >Sure Mom!*Abandons winning ranked match*

      zoomers care way too much about ELO, but at the same time i don't blame then because for a lot of them it's the biggest thing going in their life.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Honey can you pause that for a second?
      >Sure Mom!*Abandons winning ranked match*

      True men of culture.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Honey can you pause that for a second?
      >Sure Mom!*Abandons winning ranked match*

      >get banned for leaving game
      gg

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Don't care
        gg

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good riddance. find a lobby without motherless homosexuals.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        no game does this

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          umm ackshully it's not a ban but merely a 1 hour DC penalty that prevents re-queueing

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rocket League
          you can get banned for leaving enough casual matches too

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        A small price to pay for a great relationship with my mother where she calls me everyday and we talk about our lives. Feels great having good relations.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh well, family is more important than video games.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Helping mom is worth it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ps2 Monster Hunter
      >get called for something
      >pull the plug midfight so it seems like I dc'ed
      I apologize for the charade, my alternative was sitting in another area unattended

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sit in another area
        >Come back
        >Just as the monster spawns in right behind you from the previous area

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just go afk, i can always earn that W later

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely based. I've done this, but my stupid younger siblings would tell our parents to wait. Zoomer homosexuals have no respect.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stop playing game to help mom
      >money stolen

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Honey can you pause that for a second?
      >Sure Mom!*Abandons winning ranked match*

      >implying that's based
      first you ask her what it's for, because most of the time it's just her asking about doing something later that can wait.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Honey can you pause that for a second?
    >Sure Mom!*Abandons winning ranked match*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is why I used to only rank late at night, when everyone was asleep.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      too fat too old too loose

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sex with old ladys

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            As a young teenager, I worked in my dads landscaping business to get some spending money, and one of our clients was this extremely wealthy lady whose husband was always at the office. I wanna say she was in her mid 50's and while her hair was greying, she had those giant, round mom breasts. She always dressed up, even at home. Fancy dresses, pearl necklace, the whole nine yards, and she'd sit on her back porch, watching us plant her trees, and pull out the bamboo (which is the fricking worst, by the way) and whatnot. And sometimes she'd do some playful flirting with me, but in the mom way, where she'd tell me what a handsome young man I was, and how I'd break a lot of hearts one day.

            Anyway, to this day the fantasy I've had since then of this refined older woman inviting me into her home, and asking the sweaty, sunburnt young guy from a middle class family to tear off her expensive dress, but leave the pearls and shoes on, and frick her in the ass right in her living room, just positively fill her fat milf butt with piping hot cum to capacity, never fails to get me rock hard.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bush peaking ou

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >voiced by Jessica Walter

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      too fat too old too loose

      I love her

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I once told my mom "sure, let me save my game," and she's like "save?"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your mom's the real gamer.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can solve it:
    >player presses pause
    >bot using modern AI recognizes the players inputs over time and takes over when the player pauses
    >the player unpauses and they regain control over the bot
    EZ GG, give me $10 for this idea Valve/Riot/Blizzard/Bungie/Activision, thank you.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what's going on?

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Diet coke is ass, Coke Zero is much better

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the difference?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They use their own low sugar alternatives but Coke Zero doesn't taste like a discount Coke like Diet does.
        Diet has just been around for so long that they can't just get rid of it.
        At the end of the day, you should be barely drinking Soda to begin with and just go with regular coke when you do instead of drinking these diet ones more often

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you shouldn't be drinking that diet shit either. it's still poison, just less calories.

          god I fricking hate soda, ESPECIALLY people who give that shit to their kids. My nieces are always asking me to give them mountain dew, FRICK NO. That shit shouldn't even be allowed in the house

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's still poison, just less calories.
            But the only reason soda is bad is because of the calories

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              the chemicals in it induce schizophrenia

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              no. that's just one of many. the diet shit still fricks up your teeth, gives you kidney stones, is full of all kinds of mystery bullshit, etc. just stop drinking that filth.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Name one specific thing in soda that's bad
                >shit still fricks up your teeth
                Brush your fricking teeth

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you really asking for a source that soda is bad bad for you? you're a frickin addict. drink water you fat frick.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not asking for a source, I'm asking you to explain your beliefs. Name a single substance in the soda that is bad for you other than the sugar

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can simply observe all the fat unhealthy people drink soda and bad teeth, and the healthy fit people do not. Are you fricking with me? Do you really think soda is harmless?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Diet soda is harmless yes

                High fructose corn syrup is a common allergen actually. Anecdotal, but I quit drinking soda for a few months and quite a few issues cleared up. When I drank a Mt. Dew on a whim sometime after, I had an immediate reaction, coughing and throat closing up. I'm probably an outlier but I'm sure I'm not the only one.

                Reasonable. Even the syrup has some corn antigens, which you might be sensitive to.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Diet soda is harmless yes
                nta but sucralose is a confirmed genotoxin

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Multiflow is a scam plus they used hyper-physiological exposure. There's not even a molecular mechanism for how it's possible. Also "genotoxin" is a gay term for scare mongers, real scientists say "mutagen"

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nta but sucralose is a confirmed genotoxin
                except it isn't you buttfricker

                drink water

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nta but sucralose is a confirmed genotoxin
                except it isn't you buttfricker

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                High fructose corn syrup is a common allergen actually. Anecdotal, but I quit drinking soda for a few months and quite a few issues cleared up. When I drank a Mt. Dew on a whim sometime after, I had an immediate reaction, coughing and throat closing up. I'm probably an outlier but I'm sure I'm not the only one.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Booze is literally better for you

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Diet Coke is based off the now discontinued Tab diet soda which is why its never tasted like regular coke. Coke Zero is based on Classic Coke and it tastes pretty similar. To add further injury to Diet Coke, its reformulation of Tab was the basis for New Coke.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Men would never order Diet Coke, it had a very strong image of being only for women. So they made Coke Zero.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >online multi-player is like a quater century old
    >acts like it's weird for someone to be playing online
    >OH MY SCIENCE I AM LE OLD
    What fake gaymer troony made this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a basement dweller, get out more often. My family put some news program talking about the kid who "beat" tetris. None of the fricking newscasters knew what tetris is, none of the women in my family watching knew. Only my dad knew what tetris is. A lot of older people checked out around the 90s in regards to technology. You should have seen the way the news talks about it and people who don't know anything.
      >my god, they say he's first ever at this thing!! He's a super genius!
      >So what's next for this young prodigy?
      >They need to get him on NASA immediately, or make the next big game!
      It's hilarious.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some reporters shat on him in the UK and one is getting canceled for it. Sky News.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if when you paused an online team game like COD it would put you in a suspended mode. Where it takes you out the match but doesn't count as a death. You can join back at anytime. Won't like work for a mode where it's about survival like Warzone, but for TDM I feel like it should be normal.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fella's, is it gay to be attracted to your wife?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you don’t hate your wife with the fury of a thousand suns can you really call yourself heterosexual?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Love the sex, hate the personality attached to it.

        It's not that hard unless you're disingenuous simp.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          why not just marry a woman with a tolerable personality?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            likable people are bad at sex

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Coke should have unironically had this as their ad. They're fricking Coca Cola, the most recognizable brand in the world. They should do literally any ad they want to, just for the hell of it.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    dota 2 has a pause option and I ABUSE it when I cast a game changing skill because it's fun

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      *flying contraption noises*

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        LMFAO!

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is plenty of poz in online games.

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >explain to mom that is like a work reunion, if you just leave is an insult to the other people that are there with you
    >mom understand
    im glad my mom is not a moron

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      my HEROES

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >australian is upside down
      do it again but do it right.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't the brazilian be upside down too then? most of brazil is in the southern hemisphere

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brazil isn't upside down because they are so lawless they refuse to obey the rules. Aussies are cucks living in a nanny state.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The term Down Under is a colloquialism differently construed to refer to Australia and New Zealand, or the Pacific island countries collectively.[1][2] The term comes from the fact that Australia is in the Southern Hemisphere, “below” almost all other countries, on the usual arrangement of a map or globe which places cardinal north at the top.[1][3]

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fanta uva
      Literally me.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >real brazilians don't drink soda
      >they drink caipira

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >br
      >speaking english

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, what is this mistake?
        We do absolutely knows to talk in english.
        Stay mad.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >/misc/ lobby

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't. They just don't like the idea because people could try to manipulate packet data and try to make the server think something happened that didn't. Rumor is that Path of Exile 2 will have a pause feature when you are playing solo.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is she a tomboy?

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What comic?

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hit the pause button
    >Entire world stops
    Sounds like a Nick and Lever gag.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody else here knows what you're talking about, but I do, and I want you to know that you're based.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam Sandler's Click

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What comic is this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not from any particular series.
      Back in 2014 Coca-cola's Esports division wanted to shill themselves in a very grassroots type of way. They decided to commission a bunch of various tumblr-tier and quirky webcomic style artists to make these series of images to spread around online and seem 'cool' and 'hip' about it.
      Naturally, it made it them look like pic rel and they got laughed off the internet so hard, coke's esport division never returned.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well i think it's charming.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pause makes you invincible
    >the second one team gets an advantage they all pause so they win

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon put the nintendo down. It'll be there after dinner.

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever we would get together for LAN parties, we'd all leave for a moment if it meant helping one of the parents out. But at least the parents had the decency to know that they are technically interrupting our time together.

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED anons to recommend me good oyakodon porn!!
    hentai, western, hell I’ll even take smut!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pic
      smug cat i love it

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*PLANE NOISES*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      took me a second to realize the middle is the fricking plane

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drink the yummy liquid

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people act like this is hard math?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most people never went past geometry and don't remember most of it. The majority of people know some algebra, and that's it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that it's hard math
      the entire joke of this meme is that they are thinking about all the formulas in the world to understand what the frick you just said

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they let you just basically pause yourself out of a round without having to leave the whole thing? Throw a bot in for you like L4D2

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh sorry that makes player engagement worse and you 0.00001% to make a microtransaction
      No

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be playing tf2
    >second round of payload race
    >hear over voice chat
    >"honey can you pause the game for a second?"
    >"sure thing"
    >timer stops
    >cart stops
    >both teams are frozen
    >try to say "What the frick?"
    >body paralized
    >sit there silently screaming for what seemed like hours
    >suddenly hear voice chat again
    >"thanks, mom! goodnight, mom!'
    >eveything starts moving again
    >everyone in chat acted like nothing happened

    mfw

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it rhymes with gross, it's bad for you

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      toast

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Dross is good for me

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know that doesn't rhyme with gross, right? you're just being silly?

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One guy in an entire server pushes the "pause" button to afk
    >Entire server freezes
    >No one can do anything, including logging out until he comes back

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