>$30 for indie bingbingwahoo slop

>$30 for indie bingbingwahoo slop
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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    really don't understand why morons keep trying to put their games at $30 at launch like that

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this feels high budget enough to be considered AA

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >high budget
      It looks like babby's first 3D MonoGame project

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. I honestly am more impressed with the graphics than the game or the music, it's very gorgeous and many games would kill to have this level of graphical polish. They did well.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why b***h when it has no DRM? Why b***h when its not 60$? Frick you, man.

      Because it's not worth the $50 AU it costs.
      it a short, enclosed, level to level experience. there's no hub world or larger scope to the game world that would make it worth while.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not indie. The team behind this game is like 30 people and they were funded by Take Two for frick's sake.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      then why did they put the indie tag on steam?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's better marketing for them to masquerade as scrappy indies?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why b***h when it has no DRM? Why b***h when its not 60$? Frick you, man.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This looks absolutely nothing like Wonderworld. Are you moronic?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"colourful & zany" 3d platformer with underwhelming gameplay
        are you newbieged?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          PBB has way more of a defined style to it than Balan did with its 60s print Art Deco influences, and has far more compelling levels and movement systems than Balan did. Balan had literally one fricking button and the levels were unbelievably flat, restrictive, and boring.
          Don't try to make comparisons when you know nothing about either game you're talking about.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            This still looks like indieslop and the heroine looks moronic anyway

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You know, you can just say "I don't like the artstyle and design of the main character" without making moronic comparisons that make absolutely no sense or using meaningless buzzwords like "indieslop".

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know, you can just say "I don't like the artstyle and design of the main character" without making moronic comparisons that make absolutely no sense or using meaningless buzzwords like "indieslop".

            >Balan had literally one fricking button and the levels were unbelievably flat, restrictive, and boring.
            so PBB too
            keep defending le slop.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              PBB doesn't have one button, moron, because the stick functions as a control input rather than camera operator. The levels are far more free flowing, too.

              Again, please stop trying to make comparisons you don't understand. I'm not saying you have to like the game, I'm saying you'll look less moronic if you actually know what you're talking about when you speak.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think "Jump and one action in a bubsy 3d-esque warrenland" is considered innovative?, newbie.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"Jump and one action
                The video I posted shows at least 4 different actions beyond jump. I also offered no opinion on the game itself besides say that it's incomparable to Balan Wonderworld on a basic level. You come across like a newbie trying way too hard to fit in by being overly edgy.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Come on, even call of duty is more innovative than this, you political incorrect moron.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                The comparisons you're making are making less and less sense with every post and I'm not going to engage with you any more because you're clearly either trolling or moronic.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still defending le boring slop
                >again
                you're clearly either shilling or newbieged.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not buying your slop, shill.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                how the frick do you move the camera then?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bumpers to jump
                well that's getting changed to A.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this shooting game has a wild chicken in it
          >this platformer also has chickens in it
          COINCEDENCE?!

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brad cumFlick is part of that and I hate that homosexual's ass so I am not buying it. Looks like Saturnslop-wannabe anyway, and the character is ugly af and they changed its skin color to be black lol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You act like we're supposed to know about your literallywho boogeyman autism.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The word "slop" has destroyed Ganker discussion beyond repair

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    b***h it will be discounted by 50% in a few months, quit complaining
    if you don't have the patience and want to play it NOW, pay the 30 bucks or pirate it or something

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game looks terrible and the developers look autistic as frick

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't just call every game slop.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't challenge, Ganker. They will.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's good
    i like being chased by the penguin guards it's funny

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are zoomzooms so obsessed with the word "slop?"

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