30 isn't that old wtf

30 isn't that old wtf

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    At 30 you're literally too old to preform manual labor.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 31 and I just started a manual labor job.
      >w-well you're used to it
      Nope, been doing sedentary office work for the last 3 years. Get on my level, lazy b***h.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good luck anon. I hope it makes you healthier and doesn't damage your body. Don't frick yourself up for life for a job.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just a temporary job for the holiday season, my remote contract ended and I wanted to get something else now rather than sit on my ass for a few months burning through savings. I probably won't be there long after the year ends. It hasn't been too bad but since I haven't been doing much outside of downtime exercise and shit for the last 3 years (all remote office shit) some of my muscles were hurting pretty badly at first because they hadn't been used in so long. Used to it now, got calluses on my hands and shit. Manual labor sucks but it also feels good putting in effort and seeing shit get done because of it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You won't last long.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I turned 40 in August and my feet hurt just walking to my car, kind of just waiting it out until my first heart attack here shortly.

        Around 38 or so you'll start seeing some check engine lights turning on in your body, enjoy your shelve stocking job while you can Anon.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          George Foreman became the heavyweight world champion at 45, maybe try a healthy lifestyle next life.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you work less than 100 hours a week, lower your tone when talking to me.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate that there are "people" who actually say this kind of thing unironically man

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >manual labor job
        >office work

        You are beyond moronic. Seek professional help immediately.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You moronic, illiterate frick. He went from a sedentary office job to manual labor. Jesus Christ why is Ganker so stupid

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think you need to work on your reading comprehension, anon

            wow brown people should stop posting here, very embarrassing

            Black folk are literally subhuman. maybe you'd be able to concentrate on reading more than 2 words of a post if it was saturated in grape soda and fried chicken grease you fricking baboon

            lol moron

            >falling for it
            Holy FRICK you tourists are embarrassing hahahahaha

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >merely pretending

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            what do you expect from morons bragging about manual labor

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >t. lazy little homosexual zoomer allergic to 8 hours of honest work
              I spit on you, cretin.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think you need to work on your reading comprehension, anon

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          wow brown people should stop posting here, very embarrassing

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't know

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black folk are literally subhuman. maybe you'd be able to concentrate on reading more than 2 words of a post if it was saturated in grape soda and fried chicken grease you fricking baboon

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I work in manual labor and my foreman is 61 still at it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't the foreman the one that tells everyone else to do that manual labor?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes. Foremans of large projects will often spend most of their time planning or teaching but smaller jobs you will often see the boss working as well to some degree.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you've never done labor and never work out and allow yourself to be lazy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah right i see tons of people who do manual labor who are fricking anorexic or out of shape as frick lmao all you need to do to do manual labor is to be in shape and not have fricked joints or spine and being a wagie who wasted his life in a cagie diminishes that chance more than anything

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      used to work with an 70yo geezer hauling furniture, guy was built like a slimjim and listened to bible radio on our way to site

      there's something to be said for clean living

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there's something to be said for clean living
        this absolutely 100%
        eat clean and exercise and you'll be surprised how long you last. i do muay thai with thai dudes in their 50s that would beat the frick out of any zoomer on this board

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe if you spent your first 30 straight years drinking liters of soda/beer and eating microplastics.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      in what world you zoomer shit I have meet 60 yo boomers still doing manual labor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao I literally knew a guy that did manual labor until he died at 81. homie was like fricking Master Roshi and he only died because he caught pneumonia.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      t.seething weak child

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this would be sad if you actually believed that. I'm 30 and do rope access on elevated piping. To be fair it's still better than digging ditches

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People seething at a joke post.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm almost 35 and I started working manual labor at a factory a couple of weeks ago. Most if not all of the people they hired with me were 30+. I also went to an interview for a warehouse job with a bunch of older people, hell, I think I was the youngest of that group. Employers are looking for older people to do manual labor because zoomers only want comfy office jobs with A/C.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic? Maybe at 50 you your body will give in if you did it all your life but you can do it just fine at 30

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      30 is only 5 years after your peak (25)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine if everyone in the world browsed Ganker and took every post seriously. humanity would be so over

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah okay tell that to the judge when I applied for disability and the person read from a list of all the manual labor I could do at the age of 34. Maybe if you were my lawyer I wouldn't have lost the case.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My grandfather was chopping woods and doing carpenter’s works in his 70s.
      He was still shredded.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have weak genes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to any warehouse and you'll find 50 year old dudes slinging pallets and shit around.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    /v/izards report in

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      at what point does one achieve Gankerisard status?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gankerizards report in

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      please delete this photo of me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        done.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          thanks chief

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, just look at Ginny Weasley.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >50 years to Gryffindor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bong genetics are different

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, all white people are ugly and age like shit lol

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >said the hideous, knuckle dragging Black person with skin the same color as the shit I just took

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm asian

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're a Black person.
              >b-but
              If I stripped you naked and dipped you into a vat of liquid feces you would emerge looking exactly the same.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            absolutely seething lmao

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're black.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >this level of albinoid seething
            just get the botox already grandpa lmao

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I look like that and say that

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's a literal, actual Black person
              How does it feel to look like a turd with arms and legs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      veganism, not even once

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey man don't freak out at me but she isn't Vegan

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >random stat growth

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>

        [...]


        More like the asian is the only one who doesn't look old as frick. Everyone knows white b***hes hit the wall at lightning speed.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        huh that blue cap girl is Isabelle from the Daryl Dixon series, she still looks fine in the series but that asian mogs everyone

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          All of those photos except for the last one are clearly picked to be unflattering

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >white girls age like milk
        >asian ages like fine wine
        It really do be like that

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          made me think of pic related

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's the most convoluted, ridiculous - RACIST - piece of material ever to be uttered on radio

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, but they end up the same at the end, once they hit the 50-60 range they look the same, sometimes chinks blow out and look like crap at their mid 40s

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what is makeup? what is filters?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Um yeah she looks british during the entire video

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly blue cap looks p compared to the other white women.
        Cho Chang still mogs her tho.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take the dickypill

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        not so fast

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's mostly a hair problem

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Her face looks fine, it is just her hair

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's mostly a hair problem

            She looks like a sullen little fat boy regardless of hair. Not even feminine in face. How low are your standards?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I dunno looks like a lot of asian women I grew up around maybe you just need to pay more attention to normal looking people

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still would Luna Lovegood

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        cho looks even hotter now

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do British women age like shit? lol

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          blacks don't crack
          asians don't raisin
          crackas age like milk lmao

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Someone posted a study here that women show cell senescence at 19 that doesnt appear in men until 40. And then I looked up the study and dug deeper, it said it was because of timing of hormones due to reproductive windows. Hormones start declining in women at 19 and men have a longer reproductive window, this is obvious since their eggs dry up at 30 and have to carry a baby. Someday Ill go back and screenshot it all. When I posted it people were angry that nature is telling older men to have e-girls while modern society is cucked to depopulate us. Well there you go.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I blame old women ruining things for us men

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well they where aware of this outcome when their mom came with them on audition. They just didn't care how hideous the mom looked.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No idea why the Luna example is listed here, she barely looks different.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she's a year older than me and looks 50
      >meanwhile people consistently guess early 20s for me
      Wizardry...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >50 years to Gryffindor
      Holy kek.
      But seriously, wtf happened to her? Is it because she is a bong? A bong’s diet?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        uk is cursed in general

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          dublin isn't in the uk

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Neither is Belfast.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        bong genetic and lifestyle

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cristiano has always been ugly as frick. He won't frick you for defending him online

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Must be the food.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          bong diet is 99% alcohol vegetable oil and carbs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >50 years to Gryffindor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way she didn't do something that caused her to have accelerated aging characteristics, like drugs or way too much sun or a really poor diet (either anorexia, poorly planned veganism, etc). She is waaaaay too old looking for 32.
      t. 31 years old.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bong genes hit again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      veganism cuts your lifespan in half and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gogently.earth
      She's about to go gently alright.

      veganism cuts your lifespan in half and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

      Theoretically it's possible to live healthy as a vegan, but it's not a natural diet for humans. Many vegans forget that you absolutely NEED fortified foods or dietary supplements to keep up that lifestyle.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those comments are SO mean.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        instagram comments are hilarious, pure lookism

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick. She's a year older than me but has more wrinkles than my mother.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >50 years to griffindor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >32
      >looks older than my 60yo mom
      Grim.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The 30-foot Wall is real for the majority of women

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          look's like my brother-in-law's 62 year old mom with a few less wrinkles

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >25
          I refuse to believe that.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >25
          She has to be lying her age.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            very nice for her age, aside from the tattoos of course

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's the power of botox and hyaluronic acid

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          already saw a b***h like that, at first i thought a girl at work was some kind of senior when she was actually like 24 and i was 28, could easily pass as my aunt.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          born on a leap year and only counts those.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          She punched her age in backwards, surely it was supposed to be 52

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >25
          not a chance

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          So desperate she needs to lie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick that is just sad

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a known fact that white women age like shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >50 years to Gryffindor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harry Potter and the Wall of Azkaban.
      If the wall doesn’t hit you, the dementors will suck your collagen anyway.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, just look at Ginny Weasley.

        >Wall of Azkaban
        >50 years to Gryffindor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could be worse

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Poor kids. I took the buzzcut pill at 33 and thank god I made it till then. What’s happening to these zoomers? Is it the microplastics?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          social programming

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The second I get a baldspot up top I'm buzzing it all off
          Might last until 40 thouhh

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s what I did. You’ll have people you trust(barber,wife etc) tell you that you have more time but once you notice it it’s tough to not think about it. I feel a lot better after I buzzed it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        in surprised you homosexuals haven't posted the Japanese guy webm

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Post it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          at that point just go home

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know most people I know who wear hats 24/7 end up bald like this. At least a dozen such cases I have seen personally. This is why I don’t wear hats.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            the wear the hats because they are bald

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I knew them before they were bald. They always wore hats all the time and every single one of them is the Ben Franklin sort of bald where they are only bald on the parts the hat covers up.

              I’m not a doctor but it’s just something I’ve noticed.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why do people wear hats so much?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            they don't end up like that, they know their fates are sealed through heredity and cope early

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am become Socrates

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          oof

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, such an organic thread. OP just wanted to post (filenames both have age in numerical form) because his other thread about this ugly b***h got deleted. Typical anti-white israelite trying to promote miscegenation with his cherrypicked images. Since when did self-loathing this hard get in style?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        good eye. Too bad I'm taking the opportunity to get some (You)s of my own.
        That's buisness.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, anon. You thought wrong. I just browsed Ganker today and found OP. Just a coincidence.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow, you can use inspect element. Good job, OP.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn’t know you can use inspect element on phones, anon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk why women keep falling for meme diets and won't just eat read meat, dairy, and fats. They'll gobble mystery pills and supplements for low iron but won't eat a fricking beef patty with eggs. Women especially need fat for their skin since it's thinner and not as resilient as male skin.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do whites age so fricking bad?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit genetics
        Shit lifestyles
        Shit diets

        And for some god forsaken reason they are obsessed with having as much sun as possible on their skin. "Tanning" they call it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >And for some god forsaken reason they are obsessed with having as much sun as possible on their skin
          That's only the germanics. I don't get it either. They end up having deep wrinkles at age 25

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bad diet, bad sleeping habits, bad decisions in life.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >whites
        Wait, are you not white? What the frick, since when were there so many brown people on this website?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Out of ten!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, white people went extinct ages ago.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not eating any meat and spending all day in the sun thinking it's good for you. Veganism is a mental illness.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The sun is good. It favours the synthesis of vitamin D which is an important coenzyme in the absorption of calcium. If you want strong bones you gotta spend some time daily in the sun.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shut the frick up you vegan cuck

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The sun is good. It favours the synthesis of vitamin D which is an important coenzyme in the absorption of calcium. If you want strong bones you gotta spend some time daily in the sun.

        Sunlight is bad for your skin but veganism has little to do with it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pic related is a 73-year-old woman.
      I guess it's true that blacks don't crack.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a man.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She looks pretty good for a literal old hag

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her pulling off that pose at 73 is almost impressive.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        73 year old man*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >50 years to Gryffindor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this one of those English roses I've heard so much about?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black don't crack
      >Asian don't raisin
      So why do white people age so poorly?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw 31
      >look like i am 23-24

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >26
        >got carded at the movie theatre

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Womanoids expire the nanosecond they hit 30. This is a fact. That's why they are such insufferable miserable c**ts now, feminism ruined them.
      Their purpose is taking care of the kids.
      When feminism convinces you that this isn't your fate, you turn 30 and childless, and life is basically over. You can't use looks, you're stuck in a job. You don't have anyone except betas who take used goods like you and try to satisfy you with small dicks.
      Women are prostitutes.
      Kill all feminist foids.
      Rape them first.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, now look at Rowling. She mogs them all

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha no,
        >late 2023

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She sucked their life force out or something

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You just know

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just what most twitch egirls look like without makeup.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what no melanin does to a b***h's collagen levels

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why so many replies?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      christ

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Veganism; not even once

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't even laugh that's quite unfortunate.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ I never want to be 30 or British
      That's just tragic, did her time on harry potter not give her enough money for skin treatment and surgery?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I know 50 years old men that look younger than this
      holy crap

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm her age (32) and I look like I'm in my early 20s. How the frick does this happen?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are brits so fricking butt ugly? t.british

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Barbarian genetics

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a 30 yo virgin, i feel like my life hasn't started yet and i'm near the end

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same
      I saw a cute girl yesterday and it fricked me up

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i see them everyday on the way to work, it hurts

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn you're me. I still live at home and I'm stuck in a dead-end job on minimum wage. Women are a completely alien species to me and while I told myself that I'd never let it get to me, the crippling loneliness and realisation that when my parents die then I'm completely and utterly alone is awful. I just don't know what to do.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recently turned 30, and my gray hairs are starting to peek in.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 29 and am starting to notice some of them in my beard. Doesn't look terrible, but it is making me a bit self conscious.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, I'm 42 and I only have 1 grey hair.
      1.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Im 36 and I have 1 strain of white hairs, so I look good because people think its a fashion thing rather than me being old, my beard is all over the place thou, I have some gray, black, blonde, red and white hairs so I just shave clean instead

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I have some gray, black, blonde, red and white hairs
          Are you a chimera

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Checked
            I’ve got the same thing as him, weird technicolor beard

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >34
          >half my beard is already white
          >still all black hair but already receding hard
          >but have a baby face underneath even though I'm slim as frick
          Jesus fricking christ which god did I piss off in a previous life to deserve this shit?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >god did I piss off in a previous life to deserve this shit?
            All of them

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            most of my blond beard is invisible from 5 feet away just like my eyebrows so no matter how much it grows out it looks patchy and ugly

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Checked
            I’ve got the same thing as him, weird technicolor beard

            >I have some gray, black, blonde, red and white hairs
            Are you a chimera

            Im 36 and I have 1 strain of white hairs, so I look good because people think its a fashion thing rather than me being old, my beard is all over the place thou, I have some gray, black, blonde, red and white hairs so I just shave clean instead

            Mine looks like this and im 35, sometimes it changes depending on how sunny is the weather

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I also have some grey hair at 32 but no beard no chin and no jaw

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I went bald at 20. Stop talking.
            I’d also have a calico beard if I grew it out (despite never having red hair)

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >brown hair
            >Ginger beard

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >which god did I piss off in a previous life to deserve this shit?
            Groggoroth from Fear and Hunger

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm only 27 and my hair is already graying at the sides
          it's over for me

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man I'm 42 and have no grey hairs at all. Or any other color for that matter.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why dont you cut it off

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because even if I do I will never be a woman

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mayl fricks 30 year olds

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    okay grandpa back to bed

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im 33 and I do feel too old for some shit, I cant get hype with vidya trailers anymore, I rather play old games in my free time rather than check and try new ones, I dont keep with current music at all and I def hate how everything is trying to be woke and have diversity, take GTAVI as an example, the pallete of the trailer is all black and brown due to everyone being POC, whites were a minority in that trailer

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I dont keep with current music
      modern music is really worse than it used to be and it's not just old people's talk
      today a rock band is just one dude and a daw

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There’s nothing wrong with jumping off the media treadmill anon. As soon as you find a game you like and can enjoy for years I’d go as far as to say you won. I have friend who buy and get excited for every game only to play them for a few hours then quit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I dont keep with current music at all
      neither do the kids

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tell literally anything to a zoomer
      >their response is just "bet".........

  11. 5 months ago
    Marielx

    If being 30 makes you a wizard im already a lich.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being a 30 virgin makes you a wizard… you’re not a virgin, are you anon?

      • 5 months ago
        Marielx

        Muy body is a temple, ive trascended carnal desires and only the thrill of griefing mean people in videogames can bring me joy and pleasure.

        When you reach my age, (You) will understand.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30 isn't that old wtf

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No way this homie is younger than me. WTF

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that dudes been doing a bunch of fricking meth

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel that old

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just turned 37 I should have a walker

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    36 is fricking old. I get up at 4 am to pee and my body just naturally awakens 45 minutes before my alarm. I can't sleep in on the weekends, I just lie there trying to. Recovering from drinking takes way longer, my appetite has gone down, my knees click and my butt hurts from sitting. Don't get old anon, it's not worth it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 36 and the only thing I share with you is that sitting too long is a pain.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      weird, I'm 37 and I frick my gf 5-10 times a day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bärbel
      Ok this is fake. NOT A SINGLE GERMAN WOMAN below 50 has a oldtimey Name like that

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a joke moron

    everyone climbing into this thread to traumadump their mundane life problems is a fricking homosexual

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a sweet younger girl insist I wasn’t actually balding and invite me to a party last friday
    I didn’t go but it made me feel less old and ugly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bet she had a daddy kink, you should go anyways anon, you will feel better and younger, something about being around young folks helps you feel the same, also prime pussy helps a lot

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know I should've, she was really cool, but I shriveled at the thought of it when I imagined that if one of my friends ever invited someone like me to a social gathering I would probably never speak to them again

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      all the girls at work say I don't even look close to 30, love them

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >girl invites you to a party

      she wanted to frick, you messed up

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Life ends at 30
    The closer to 30 you were when you had your child the higher the likelihood for birth defects to be visibly noticeable.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, my grandma had 13 kids and kept giving birth till her 40's, none of my uncles or aunts had autism or birth defects

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >grandma
        but your ma without the grand?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        did you ever end up with an auntie younger than you? because I have a new fetish

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No but I have nieces around my age, which was kinda hot when I was like 15-18

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 32 and still looks like 20ish by other people maybe because of my manchild lifestyle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >manchild lifestyle
      People underestimate how much this is it but if hollywood knew damn they'd be going all in.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 34 and people always thing I'm 7-8 years younger. It run's my my mother's family, everyone looks way younger.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      have any sisters? i need your genes

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luckily for you, you’re meant to interpret this as a joke, like Dave Chapelle’s baby-selling-weed skit.

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS BOARD HAS A VIRUS
    MEGAMAN BATTLE ROUTINE SET
    EXECUTE!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice quads Lan!

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turning 34 next year
    >still get carded for alcohol
    >people say if i look like im fresh out of college, if shaved i could pass for high school
    >wife just turned 30, looks 21

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to look 18 to post here.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw could easily pass for someone from this gen, but would instantly out myself in conversation
        I have no fricking clue what people are saying, or who they are talking about most of the time

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Being married
      You fricked up.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same here at 35. Lately it just makes me feel like I look like a very unfortunate teenager.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw i just avoid sunlight because frick outside and blue collar "work" (slavery)
      >don't eat goyslop
      >only drink on special ocassions like holidays or special outtings but limit myself to a few drinks
      >don't even have a skin care routine (you should though)

      I've had a lot of people say I have a old mans body and a young face because I lift and got the dorito figure.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When I was about 12 people thought I was 16
      >When I was 22 people thought I was 16
      >30 now and people still think I'm 16
      >Literally the oldest age anyone's ever thought I was was 22
      >One of my friends jokingly calls me an elf
      I feel like an ageless cartoon character

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >married
      dumbfrick

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 34 and my bones now hurt when it gets cold. It's over.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 31
    pic is me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, so you're big boned.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      quit stealing everyone's milk

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30 and still can't grow a beard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least, you're not balding at 30. Haha...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was making fun of the old man from the game

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    29 and I look like I am in my early 20s. Still get hit on by highschoolers and college girls. Even got asked out by women. I gotta hurry and find a wife before I look old

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      when I was 25 I asked someone to guess how old I was and they guessed 40. And I could tell they were originally going to say 45 but modified it at the last second to be nicer.
      The worst part is that objectively, looking at myself in the mirror, I had to admit that I would have said 35 at an absolute minimum. I look like an old man.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give it to me straight, Ganker, I'm 32, can I still get a girl in her 20s?
    I either date one or pay for it when I get 40, I refuse to bang a wrinkly old hag.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah just be rich.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        non incel answers only pls

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh my bad.
          Just b yourself 🙂

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. now tend to your dogs shit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do people get this moronic notion? Women don't care as much as men do, if they did 40 year old women would be fricking more young men.

      You know what men did in the olden days? Your wife would die and you'd remarry someone 15 years younger.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are 70 year old dudes dating 20 year old women right now. They don't actually give a shit what you look like (within reason), they care much more about your status (wealth, career, fame, etc). It isn't that you can't get some hot young women because you're old - it is because you're pathetic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks are important, it's just that signs of aging aren't a fixation like with men. Notice how even gay men worship youth? Men are just wired differently. If women were the same my sister (28) would be trying to frick 20 year old men instead of 32-35 year olds. It's not "because she can't".

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Notice how even gay men worship youth?
          Many gays are into bears though.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bottom mental cope because they're trying to assume the role of the woman. Meanwhile the "bear" top isn't going stick his dick in anyone above 21. Men are just instinctively drawn to youth, obviously for fertility purposes. It's powerful enough that deviants exhibit the same behavior.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you are not 10, you are already an old geezer and should prepare for pension.

      In all seriousness, I see even 50-year-old guys actively dating much younger women. I am not saying that it is a good way to go about life, but it is possible. My sister is married to a 59-year-old guy, and she is 30 years old. They have a 5-year-old kid who is doing just fine. He is not super rich; in fact, he was kind of broke when they met each other, but he seems to have a very positive outlook on everything. not exactly a joker, but a very positive person.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Threads theme https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TPfa5VuTVN4

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turned 30
    >start dating girls 24 years and younger.l
    >current gf is 18
    I can't believe the memes were fricking true. Once you turn 18 you are literally competing with men almost twice your age for women your age.

    Hope you Anons took care of your bodies.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know this is just a meme image but watching kaiji and reading akagi really changed the way oi look at life and made my get out of my sorry ass to fix it.
      Slowly fixing it and getting out of my parents grasp. It still will take a while but I am slowly getting there.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is how prime teenage girls see 30 year old men

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't.
    That's the joke.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30 is the new 50
    -/v/

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's been a general weird trend of what's considered "old" becoming increasingly young. A lot of youth icons historically were in their 20s and 30s, nowadays I've seen some people even call 20 old. Like you get your first foot in college and you're already a geezer. Shit's fricking weird.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are we returning to the dark ages?

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna be 35 in exactly a month. Feels bad man.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For some reason Japanese games always do this shit

    Everyone calls this guy an “old man” and act like he’s ancient even though he’s in his mid 30s. It’s weird. Every time there’s a woman above her mid 20s everyone acts like she’s a hag too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a weird nip thing. I was reading Kaiju No. 8 and the MC is 32, all his fellow recruits are like 16-18 and they all call him "old man" and "old guy" especially at first. When I turned 30 last year I thought about that and felt bad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      RAVEN IS CALLED OLD BECAUSE HE IS PHYSICALLY OLDER THAN 30 IN APPEARANCE.
      HIS HEART IS LITERALLY MECHANICAL
      IT IS LESS EFFICIENT THAN A REAL HEART
      HIS BODY IS AGING FASTER
      FRICK YOU STOP SPREADING THIS SHIT SECONDARY

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm turning 30 next year and that picture is literally me

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >play Final Fantasy X
      >Auron shows up
      >grey hair
      >stubble
      >older man voice
      >Tidus constantly shits on him for being a boomer
      >he's only in his mid-thirties

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that ridicul-
        >My hair is mostly grey
        >My stubble grows within a day or two
        >Voice is fricked from smoking
        >In my early thirties

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're older than you've ever been.
    And now you're even older.
    And now you're even older.
    And now you're older still.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      a local radio station used to play this tune for the celebrity birthdays and I haven't thought of it in 15 years.
      Thanks for the rush of memory

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it is. You're already waist deep in your grave

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >20 is knee high

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M SO FRICKING OLD

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: Black folk and chinks cherrypicking images to feel better about themselves

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 33 and have never felt better. Just eat well, exercise, and get good sleep and you'll have no problems

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >healthy eating is just vegetables
      frick off vegan

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fix'd

      • 5 months ago
        sage

        cope incel, having a social life is a huge improvement to every facet of mental health and is correlated with much much longer lives

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cope with being happy
          OK

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Summer 2006
    >load up WoW
    >winamp set to Breaking Benjamin
    >guild name OMGWTFBBQICECREAMTRUCK
    Time to mine Mithril for 10 hours straight without eating and cry myself to sleep. Ah, those were the days.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah brother

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the "summer of '69" occurred 16 years prior to Bryan Adams releasing the song in 1985. Incidentally 2006 was 16 years ago from 2022.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    turned 31 a couple days ago and definitely feel too old to be coming here anymore

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i started using Ganker at age 16, had a brief period of "why am i still here" when i was 25 but that passed real quick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Turned 30 a couple months ago and I feel the other way around. Younggays should leave.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      30+ yo board when

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      32 here. Been here since 2004.
      We should kill young people.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >20s and couldn't grow facial hair to save my life
    >in my 30s
    >hair thinning on top but facial hair grows super fast
    >hairiest butthole to mankind
    never grow old Ganker

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have no body hair at all throughout my 20s
      >now I have an incredibly hairy upper back but still no hair on my chest so I can't larp as burt reynolds
      getting old fricking sucks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >35
      >have basically the same small patches of facial hair I've had since I was 18
      >takes several days to even show up
      >but also have had white/grey hairs since my 20s and getting more all the time
      >big forehead but hairline is basically the same
      >virtually no body hair except on my calves for some reason
      >dad is hairy and started balding at age 20

      no idea where my genetics came from
      my brothers are all basically the same, too

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 37 but look 21

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    FTFY
    lurk moar

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT TO GO GREY
    NOT BALD

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just work graveyard bro, it pays more and you can take breaks any time for as long as you want

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just turned 294 a few years back, just one more year before I can legally watch Super Porn!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just turned 294 a few years back,

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        be nice to nana, all her marbles aren't there.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          back in my day we had no internet

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Back in my day my favorite toy was dirt

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Back in my day we called days BRIGHT UGH

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    im gay

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    30 is 90 in gamer years

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 30 but everyone thinks appearance-wise I'm 18-21, all you have to do is
    >avoid too much sunlight and UV rays
    >eat healthy
    >exercise
    >drink plenty of water
    >don't smoke, cut down on drinking in general
    >sleep well
    >moisturize your face every morning

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately for balding that's pretty much all luck, there's no guarantee for avoiding it

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >according to Rockstar this is a 30 year old

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like me, a 30 year old

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was in a war. A fricked up war, and he witnessed some real shit.

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I turned 31 the other day, and it's actually kind of crazy how well I've held up. All that's happened since I was in high school was that I've gained weight, otherwise I look the same. There was a short period in uni when I had this big bald spot, but it was just from stress. I stopped worrying over anything and the hair all came back. Not giving a frick really does solve all your problems

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >26
    >already feel ancient
    >starting to lose the grasp on the young subculture
    make it stop i don't want to be old

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO HE'S 30 THAT'LL NEVER BE ME
    t. 20yo

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you're 13 (the target audience of shounen anime and games like that), 30 seems ancient.

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FRICK YEAH a starforce threa-
    oh...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starforce 3 was insanely kino, if only, if ONLY they made a starforce 4.

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mid 30s
    >Finally get an office job like everyone seems to get these days
    >Just two months in and I FRICKING HATE IT
    You're timed for everything, the company is stingy as frick when it comes to breaks or lunch, and you're basically expected to get on with it even if you don't know what you're doing.
    It's pure ass. Give me a repetitive minimum wage job any day, at least I can just daydream and not give a frick all day.

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But what has this to do with videogames

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      plebs can only recognize the inferior megaman rpg series

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    By age 30, women are more likely to have a miscarriage or children with birth defects.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      True. My mom had me at 32 and now I'm browsing this board.

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >don't eat garbage every day
    >exercise
    >get enough sleep
    >don't stay out in the sun too long
    >don't smoke or drink too much
    >moisterize face every day
    >drink plenty of water
    >use fin/dut (and minoxidil if you need it) to prevent balding
    Why is this so hard for people?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's genetics. You can cope all you want. Those will only help you slightly and if you keep doing them all the time. A chad will not follow those routines properly and he will still look better and also healthier.

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love when 25~30 years old guys get mad when I call them gramps or grannies. It's really funny.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mad because you're acting moronic
      >But also mad because they're slightly insecure
      I see you're a classic kind of troll as well. There's literally nothing better than acting mildly moronic but still hitting that little insecurity bone.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love when 25~30 years old guys get mad when I call them gramps or grannies. It's really funny.

        The worst are people that think theyre making you insecure but they are just acting like idiots. It comes off as insecure ironically. Does anyone but a demon think like that? It has literally never occurred to me once.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just used to do it. I used to call my friend that was one year older than my gramps and called another female friend kid or toddler, and they didn't care and just called me gramps back.
        Some people are really insecure online I guess but I find it amusing.

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m 33 and I am extremely tired of this bullshit. My body is fine but my soul feels like OP’s pic.

    I’m just so very tired bros. The kind of tired that sleep doesn’t fix.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just have a nice day.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will thanks

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. I live out of spite. I’m going to do whatever I can to make thing by a worse for those that come after me.

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >29
    >people think I'm like 18-20
    But really 30 isn't that old anymore. Most people I meet that are around 30 or up I just see as 20 somethings

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >men go bald by 25
    >women turn into witches by 30
    >become a tomato whenever you go out in the sun
    >can't cook for shit
    >just bland in general
    I thought whites were supposed to be superior? Lmao.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just goes to show that blacks are worse

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30
    >joints already hurt
    I'm not gonna make it bros

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >turning 30 in a couple of months
      >right knee is fricked; probably have arthritis
      >back seizes up after any physical work / activity

      at least i still look very young......

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you do sports as teenager?
        I know so many people like this in life; dudes younger than me who all have back/knee problems.

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The vast majority of pop culture is targeted at people below 30. Though in the modern day the age of the target audience has broadened somewhat, so now it's below 35, 40 if we're being completely generous, but after that point you're supposed to grow up and stop enjoying childish things like video games, or maybe just dedicate all of your time to working and raising kids. I'm not really sure what I will enjoy when I hit 40 or even 30.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you just lose interest, sure, but if you try to stop enjoying what you love at a certain age because society says that's the most cucked shit I can imagine.

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no I'm 36. When do I start feeling bad all the time?

  70. 5 months ago
    Your Anal Nightmare

    I bet this old frick wouldn't even be able to understand what a Battle Chip is LMAO.

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This old frick has one foot already in the coffin and he says he's just 30 years old. kek

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps he was born on February 29!

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what have you guys accomplished in life?
    people usually larp as huge losers here but I am sure most have at least achieved something with their lives despite it all.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have killed several people of dubious importance.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's nice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was a NEET for about 9 years, but finally went back to school this year and ended up getting the highest score on all 3 exams in an organic chemistry class of over 100 students.

      But I'm a 29-year-old who's working on his bachelor's so I'm still basically a huge loser.

    • 5 months ago
      sage

      I'm an engineer in the medical device industry, if that counts as achieving something.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was an early TSLA investor

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 36 today

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sion you are still beautiful

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    drink milk
    like make it your main drink besides water
    also eat scrambled eggs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll pass on animal products, thanks

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        gay

        real milk is illegal in my country

        gay nation

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >says the moron who is slowly killing himself on a diet of processed meat and pasteurized dairy garbage

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let me guess, you can't drink milk even if you wanted too, right?
            Must suck not being white

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >dairy-addicted schizo moron is making absolutely no sense
              That's what happens when you live on pasteurized and processed crap.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >drinking milk makes someone schizo
                Yup, he's Chinese

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't hear you over the sound of your morbid obesity and hypertension, fatass

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I'm entirely healthy in weight. Benefit of being physically active all through my youth is even as I slow down for other things I get to keep those benefits rolling and can get tip top shape in a few weeks. Meanwhile you have to pull your eye lids open to make sure whatever your eating doesn't have lactose in it or you'll get a tummy ache.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dumb chink.

                >Fatmeripigs are this stupid

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dumb chink.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      real milk is illegal in my country

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it interesting that THIS image is the most well known thing from the Megaman Battle Network series.

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god we don't live in a world like Logan's Run where you're considered old and have to die at 30.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You died at 21 in the book

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cannonball Run > Logan's Run

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